See announcement for Silver Sable and Black Cat's team-up movie>mfw I realize...

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

see announcement for Silver Sable and Black Cat's team-up movie
mfw I realize they'll probably cast two flat-bodied skellys or obese landwhales to play two hot blonde chicks in skintight outfits

Why don't they ever cast sexy women as superheroines/supervillainesses? Aside from maybe Anne Hathaway as not-Catwoman and Jessica Alba as Latina Storm, I can't think of any. Meanwhile, almost every male superhero is shredded like a cheese grater.

And since the ugly bitches that Hollywood is pushing now can't act anyway, why not get some supermodels instead? Sure, they can't act either, but at least they'll be nice to look at.

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Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

That's fine. Flat chested girls are better.

Andrew Campbell
Andrew Campbell

Didn't know Jessica Alba was latino.

Owen Long
Owen Long

Preferring flat is literally against human biology, you're either a pedophile or a contrarian.

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

Why don't they ever cast sexy women as superheroines/supervillainesses?

Because jewish women are ugly and flat. Only after 100.000€+ plastic surgery they have a slight chance to not look totally disgusting.

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

You don't know what "zaftig" means, do you?

Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

She's like a quarter Mexican or something, while being 70% European, but those Mexican genes sure made themselves known. If I didn't know better, I'd assume she was at least 40% Latino.

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

I'm guessing juicy? Sounds disgusting.

Evan Parker
Evan Parker

Show of hands…who actually was clamoring for a Silver Sable or Black Cat movie?….No one? Good.

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

Yeah, that decision was bizarre as fuck. Neither Black Cat nor Silver Sable are that well known among normalfags to warrant their own films, they've never even appeared in a film before, plus they're not a franchise in an of themselves like Guardians of the Galaxy to have some firm footing to stand on, they're basically just offshoots from Spider-Man's mythos. Granted, Black Cat may be a bit better known, but Silver Sable is literally who tier when it comes to the general audience. I struggle to remember the last time she was even relevant in the comics.

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

Hell, the only reason I know of Silver Sable is that she appeared in the 90's animated series…that's it. They could've gone with ANY characters to make a movie out of..like the Great Lake Avengers or (god forbid) Alpha Flight.

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

Sony logic. As in no logic. It's the same as Venom. You can't have any of these characters without Spider-man. Sony is just desperately trying to hold on to a brand that they can't fucking nail down or keep forever but they just won't accept it. They'll go under soon enough if this shit keeps up.

Henry Adams
Henry Adams

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Who are those lovely semen demons?

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

I struggle to remember the last time she was even relevant in the comics.
literally back when Todd McFarlane was doing Spider-Man

Jason Nelson
Jason Nelson

*latina

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

Flat is justice

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

Silver Sable is literally who tier when it comes to the general audience.
She's appeared in three of the last four Spider-Man cartoons and numerous video games. People do know who she is.

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

Oh OP. Your so worried about flat or fat, you didn't even consider the fact that they'll probably cast non-white people. This is Amy Pascal's shit. Black Cat will be black, but not a thief cause that would be racist. Silver Sable will be Asian or some shit.

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

Do you seriously think the MCU audience watch the cartoons and play the video games? I can guarantee my moviegoer friends who enjoy the Marvel flicks have absolutely zero idea who Silver Sable is.

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

I've been reading comics for a while and don't even know her. Must be that I've never read a Spiderman book, granted, but still, I've been a Holla Forums lurker for years.

David Cook
David Cook

Well technically Black Cat was in Amazing Spider man 2. She was Felicia Hardy who worked as Harry Osborns secretary. Yeah its dumb as hell I know

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

Do you seriously think the MCU audience watch the cartoons and play the video games?
Yes. They're exactly the people who watch the cartoons and play the video games. What they don't do is read the comics

Henry King
Henry King

Pascal has to work with what she has to make her "Glass Ceiling" movie starring female hero team. These two are the only "notable" female characters that could work that Sony has access to due to their Spider-Man rights.

They are still idiots. Superior foes of the Spider-Man movie would be far safer bet, and they could make it their version of GotG.

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

Flat is injustice…boobs are God's gift to mankind

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

Non-white but hot, I could kinda deal with. It's still shit and I will rage against it, but it's not the worst they could've done.

Ugly and fat or flat? Worse. Even more so if they make them complete cunts in personality.

Non-white, ugly and fat or flat? Plus bitch personality? The ultimate sin. The "burn down Sony headquarters and drag Amy Pascal to be hung from the nearest lamp post" kind of sin.

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

Do they even cross paths in the comics regularly?

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

She already tried that with Ghostbusters 2016.

I'll never understand why people like her blow all this money on shit no one wants to see.

Aaron Howard
Aaron Howard

They definitely don't read the comics, but I promise you the vast majority of them don't watch the cartoons or play the games either. You've got a very skewed perception.

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

Allow me to play devil's advocate:
Who was clamoring for an Iron Man movie? Which normalfag knew who Rocket Raccoon was?
It all comes down to marketing. But that requires the movie to be marketable in the first place. Heck, you would not even have to market the film if you placed two hot chicks on the poster.
Uhm, by the way, how 'solid' is this announcement? Are they just thinking loudly about probably making a movie who will have in all likelihood Black Cat and maybe Silver Sable in it? Or do they have names attached to the project already and a release date?

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

but I promise you the vast majority of them don't watch the cartoons or play the games either
She was in the '94 Spider-Man series. Lots of people I know watched that as children. She was in the Ultimate Spider-Man game. That game sold like gangbusters. She was also in Shattered Dimensions, which likewise did well.

You're the one with the skewed perception.

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

Go ask people if they know who Silver Sable is, I fucking dare you.

David Jones
David Jones

implying normalfags watch/give a shit about cartoons
No dude you're thinking of Holla Forums

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

Casting Tom Hardy in the Venom movie was a genius play on Sony's part.

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

Not that guy, but I just did. My dad, who had a collection of a few thousand comics stolen back in the day - no idea who she is.

Eli Bennett
Eli Bennett

Same reason female characters in videogames have been ruined.

The bitches in charge hate successful, powerful and athletic women.

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Julia_Benson

Isaiah Ward
Isaiah Ward

But Tom Hardy was barely able to play Bane. He just isnt that big.

Venom? Venom looked like shit with Topher Grace playing him. Hardy aint much bigger.

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

Fuck off brockfag

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

You've missed an operative word here

Luke James
Luke James

Whatever her name is, I would cast her as either BC or SS.
female director for 'Silver and Black': http://archive.is/dEYYv

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