Build apps without code

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

"You can actually power the back-end of your app just by connecting different Google Spreadsheets"

be me
read the headline 'Can't write code? You can still build an app' on the BBC
smell bullshit
read the article
only thing it tells you about how the apps are made is 'you need to know the right tools'
article links to TEDxDetroit talk
watch le thicc independent black woman explain how she uses 'survey logic' and spreadsheets to write algorithms
ishygddt.bmp
she teaches a course on this for $700

Watch the fucking TED talk. Webm related is a taster. This is some next-level scam.

Article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42050952
TED Talk: https://youtube.com/watch?v=u1X9M5Idqfo

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42050952
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u1X9M5Idqfo
https://archive.fo/Yvt2z
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DONKEY.BAS
http://www.economist.com/node/12795581
https://archive.fo/K7McX
https://yourshitgame.com/items.json
Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

scripting languages don't exist
APIs don't exist
you can't combine the two because neither exists

Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

"I think everyone will be building apps without code in the future," she says.
Tara Reed for a Turing award when?

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

niggers

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

fucking lmao connecting spreadsheets means you've made a survey and *still programmed* lol

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

haters gonna hate

Ian Bennett
Ian Bennett

She was at Microsoft when she started building her first company as a side project.
That's a nice business scam you got there nigger, I own it.

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

At my work we have some of our configurations read from a Google spreadsheat to change the stats of different items it the game. It's nice because the person who is balancing the game doesn't need someone to deploy all the changes to all the servers.

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

How is this "nice" you moron? You are giving Google your data + metadata and you could simply have the person host it on some barebone server and achieve the same.

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

Not him, but I would suggest it's because it FUCKING WORKS without having to spend weeks testing and deploying new code

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

It's just like reading a file from a URL, but with Google in the loop and a billion unnecessary lines of code.

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

Everyone knows TEDx is bullshit.

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

You just don't like it when our people try to get ahead and get good jobs in the community.

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

I am a dirty pol nigger who judges people based on skin color
k tnx bye

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

top wewe

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

I don't know the meme

kek. It's been a while since I saw that joke.

Luke Phillips
Luke Phillips

It seems he has advanced his 'career' since. Pic related.

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

Oh no! Google can figure out something from a spreadsheet hosted by them instead of just figuring it out by scraping a wiki page while crawling the internet. Whatever will I do?

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

a billion unnecessary lines of code.
You can probably get it csv-formatted. I doubt it's complicated.

John Williams
John Williams

Preach it comrade. Power to the PoCs!

Jace Morales
Jace Morales

Then why not just host the csv

Levi Jackson
Levi Jackson

WE WUZ APP DEVELOPERS AN CIA NIGGERS AN SHEEEEIT

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

i fucking hate when people use the word *app* instead of program

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

Think about how much shit is under the hood of that csv.

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

at this point, just fucking using a google sheet for a turing machine.

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

I wonder if I could write Tetris in google's spreadsheet. Not enough to make a google account, though.

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

Nigger
Post this note.
Close tab.

Dominic Collins
Dominic Collins

We live in a world where people think that there's a difference.

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

Shots fired.

James Rogers
James Rogers

Can someone upload a low bitrate low resolution webm? I refuse to use a disservice like youtube.

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

This reminds me of Zoe Quinn and that stupid twine game she made

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

I've heard people using term "application" in late 80's

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

can someone please use the youtube disservice instead of me and download the video and then burn up the next 3 hours transcoding it into a 15mb webm format created by the same people who created the disservice to make streaming cost them less money on that disservice.

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

The warez scene 25 years ago was splitting things into 'Gamez' and 'Appz' so apps is not new.

Brayden Morris
Brayden Morris

OH GOSH THESE GUYS THEY MADE notrealtwitter.com AND YOU CAN LOG IN AND MAKE TWEETS AND FOLLOW PEOPLE AND YOU DON'T NEED CODE AT ALL WOOOOOW
hey look at this bike I made it out of cardboard it's just like a real bike hahaha you paid $1000 for some carbon fiber thing haven't you heard of paper fiber you stupid motherfucker watch me
gets on bike
bike collapses
manages to injure self against the ground
fountains of blood
SEE
PEOPLE ON REAL BIKES DIE LIKE THIS TOO

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

I remember when someone explained me the textbook definition of post modernism and how they redirected me to Sam Hyde's TED Talk and to this day I still feel like that was one of the most genuine attempts at a comedy within a tragedy I've ever seen.

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

here you go

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

You just know that Silicon Valley cucks are going to flood this negress with cash.

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

That was the entire point you absolute crustacean
Exactly, she is creating jobs in the community
Silicon valley venture capitalists are more racist than we are, since they were lucky enough to be born rich.
Our entrepreneur friend is going to receive state-level funding instead. Why scam the elites when you can scam the taxpayers instead?

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

Code is racist anyway.
https://archive.fo/Yvt2z

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

All entrepreneurs are non-technical, technics sit in their basement-rooms and hide from society whereas entrepreneurs socialize and lie, building networks of wageslaves and reactionaries to defend their ancapistani dreams.

Connor Gonzalez
Connor Gonzalez

Jesus Christ.
Bill Gates seems to have straddled both worlds.

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

Bill Gates never wrote a line of code. He was a rich parents kid who took credit for Paul Allen's and Gary Kildall's job.

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

The only difference between negroes and humans is skin color
Some people actually believe this.

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

832327
(You)

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

832327
Evolution stops at the neck. We are all equal.
Being a rich kid doesn't mean he can't code. He does have a background in it, even if the last thing he properly coded was an interpreter for BASIC in assembly.

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DONKEY.BAS
did he steal credit from Neil Konzen too?

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

Evolution stops at the neck. We are all equal.
You are more retarded than I first thought.

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

We are all equal.
Whatever you say I'm pretty sure that hotwheels has the same point of view on that.

Zachary Green
Zachary Green

Make some research on the word "Newspeak".

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

You do realize that is literally a case of someone "pretending to be retarded". Evolution stops at the neck is an anti PC meme for christ's sake.

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

I mean, libtards use the term unironically, but it is repeated to mock their idiocy. Sort of like how a feminist is stereotypically triggered.

http://www.economist.com/node/12795581
https://archive.fo/K7McX
Read this enemy propaganda if you want to see what race difference deniers actually believe.

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

Does she even know any Compebonics?

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

Sergei Breen and Larry Beige who built Google in their garage
Wasted
Here's the game: drink every time she says tech-related buzzwords.

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

APPS
WEBSITES
AND STARTUPS

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

newfag

Noah Thomas
Noah Thomas

Actually, it was myself and Neil Thompson [sic] at four in the morning with this prototype IBM PC sitting in this small room.
He even got the name wrong lol

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

being delusional fag.
(You) don't deserve that flag nigger.

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

Watch the fucking TED talk.
TEDx is not TED. TEDx is for TED rejects where pretty much anyone can talk about anything.

Easton James
Easton James

IT FUCKING WORKS
You know what fucking works?
https://yourshitgame.com/items.json
[
{
"name": "Divine Buttplug",
"power": 10e20,
"lore": "Put this in your ass to achieve the ultimate faggotry levels.",
"crafting": {"AA Battery": 2, "Wire": 3, "Buttplug": 1}
},
...
]

yourshitgame/src/items.py
import requests

def get_items():
data = requests.get("https://yourshitgame.com/items.json").json()
# do shit with it
return items

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

Is that really preferable over hosting a csv on a private server? You could literally install a FTP server to make it easy for him to change things, if he's some gui scrub.

James Lopez
James Lopez

You should check out his World Peace show if you haven't already, there's some real gold on it.

Alexander Butler
Alexander Butler

Is your solution to hand-write JSON? Because that's a terrible solution.

Justin James
Justin James

You anons all realize that there's going to be some way for computers to eventually understand vocal commands and be able to link in libraries and such to allow normies to 'program' anything your average Pajeet does in Java, don't you?

They won't be making OS's but they will be building custom tailored applications. It's not a bad thing, that was the whole idea behind BASIC.

This woman's crazy though, it's cargo cultism, she reminds me of a female business owner I worked for in the 1990s who had a very convoluted but essential business logic set up, I was the only person who could understand her shit. It was truly insane but it worked. These days you can't even count on your precarious interlinking of Internet-based services in the way you could with an ancient Macintosh and a couple programs and Applescripts, what the fuck are we even doing lads?

There isn't a path of least resistance any more.

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

his
MDE is NOT one person you fucking normalfag

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

hey guys shitty people will code really easily in the future
yeah m8 it's called 'the present', we're all aware. And it'll have much the same issues as it does now. We'll see real SHODAN-style AI (and then blissful annihilation) before that changes.

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

without having to spend weeks
fuck me, you could write a program to read csv files and spit them out to a RESTful api in like thirty minutes

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

or of course they could just put the csv files on a server somewhere then it'd take you 30 seconds, but whatever.

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

she teaches a course on this for $700
Is this some elaborate troll she's pull off for easy money?

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

In her defense, every time I have tried writing Python I always have been reminded of writing complex formulas in Excel.

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

Faggots will pay to get 'taught by black woman in tech' on their SJW resumes. I'd expect this scam makes a lot of money.

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

the only thing he can straddle are chairs, wallets, and government supply contracts

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

t. nervous "coder"

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

There is a difference?

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

Nigger.

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

SMAAASHH RACISMMMM

WEBSCALE

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

The age of the street shitter is coming to an end. Watch as the age of the google spreadsheet nigger rises.

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