If you were forced at gunpoint to choose one, which would you rather watch, Holla Forums?

If you were forced at gunpoint to choose one, which would you rather watch, Holla Forums?

I can at least watch the Emoji Movie un-unironically.

Inconvenient Sequel is probably funnier.

the emoji kino of course

this tbh

An inconvenient sequel

An Inconvenient Sequel so I can mentally pick it apart methodically as I watch, taking from it what I can and learning the rest as talking points to be countered. The Emoji Movie just looks like The Secret Life of Pets-tier kiddy movie boredom with no charm whatsoever, if not a negative amount of charm sucking the life out of all it's viewers.

Emoji movie. I can tolerate a shit film, but I hate being preached to about global warming.

Emojis. No idea what the other is

emoji

The sequel, if only to make on my calendar all the predictions that will inevitably be wrong, like all our cities being underwater and all the ice caps vanishing forever.

the emoji movie is kiddie shit, truth to power is about how trump is literally destroying america and the world, since i'm an adult I'll watch that.

Secret Life of Pets was actually fun, I watched it expecting shit and was pleasantly surprised.

Do you also puff out your chest and say tax exemption?

Neither, just shoot me

or

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Emojikino

That was just an off-the-cuff example, I didn't mind that movie specifically though.

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What's Jewish about an emoji movie?
💩🔫👌

This guy.

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BLIMF MUST GO DOWN
QUICK, GET THE 3D ANIMATORS AND BODY PAINT

Never change.

TWO DIGITAL SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPSSSSS

They're not even trying anymore

Emojis is the road to socialism
t. karl marx

"Seize the means of discourse via images rendered in Unicode."

Emoji, I would rather give cash to anyone but Al Gore

(((science)))

I love you, anons.

Every. Goddamn. Time.

Also:
He's a Jewish stoner nihilist atheist with actual brain damage.
lol

do I have to buy an actual movie ticket? if so, emoji movie.
if not, definitely inconvenient sequel. emoji movie will try to be funny and fail, which just makes it cringey. inconvenient sequel will try to be serious and fail, making it unintentionally funny.


I know this is bait, but I will respond anyway. go watch the first inconvenient truth, keeping in mind that it came out over 10 years ago.
if you still believe the official narrative on global warming after that, there is no hope for you.


god i love CY+2

This fag got fired from that reddit show?

Inconvient Truth 2: Judgment Day seems like it would be more bearable than Emoji Movie.