Craig does his last Bond and then it's a black woman for the next 20 years

Craig does his last Bond and then it's a black woman for the next 20 years.

Idris Elba by the time would be too old to play Bond. They'll choose a younger buck to play Bond.

Is he the most racist looking nigger actors right now? He literally looks like a gorilla.

good, we need to bring progress into the media

You mean he looks like a real African gentleman, and not a mongrel bred for the aesthetic sentiments of the colonial whiteys?

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Even gorillas look better than him.

Embed related, Japanese women lust after strong big gorillia.

All kidding aside Angel would be a great Bond.

she has all the gadgets

oh no..

Gorillas are higher on the evolutionary stairs than niggers.
Apologize.

I'm sorry.

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what did he mean by this?

The Craig movies have been the best Bond films not starring Connery.

After him. the franchise needs a 10-year hiatus so we can have a global race war.

Get this reddit out of here.

I am tired with the current state of the james bond franchise and really thought they'd be done with him and the era of james bond he represents by now. Granted, what comes after him is probably worse, but stretching this out for another pallid movie helps none.

Name four Bond movies better than the Craigs with the same Bond in all of them who is not Connery.

Why do you hate Craig again?

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So what bond has sucked since spy thrillers no longer make sense in a world of open borders and lack of national preservation.
There is no motivation for a James Bond to do what he does especially when it would be more profitable if he sold out and went rogue.

Lastly the Craig bond films have been the worst most forgettable for the series the guy is a cuck had a ugly jewish woman he was whining about for something like 3 movies its time for this to stop if the communist want to ram this already sinking franchise into an iceberg fine.
Nothing of value would be lost I can at least watch the old films before some sjw twat and a team of jewish lawyers decide to censor and edit them.


The oy-vey writers are the ones I hate not the actor although the fact that he agreed to be a part of to softcore homosexual porn in one of his "bond" movies disgusts me.

Bond was never kino tbqfh fam iykwim.

No borders, no nations, no point in defending England. Bond is dead.

He got popular, so Holla Forums decided to hate him.

Seriously at this point what is he "saving" England from anyway?

Seems like every 2 days there is a terror attack in England and they still keep shipping more shit skins in. James Bond is stuck in the cold war when the reality is the real enemies are the people in charge of the governments of the west. They betrayed the people they are supposed to serve.

This is what they turned James Bond into vid related:

Back to reddit and kys

When they cast the next Bond as muslim he's gonna save England from infidels.

All that radiation did a fucking number on Japan. The men are sexual herbivores who work themselves to death, watching tentacle porn at home whilst the women are out on the prowl for some monkey lovin'.


All of Moore's films. Easily better than Sean 'Not Even English' Connery.

That's pretty fucking edgy dude. If the 'disgusting' part you are referring to is Silva touching Bond's leg that's a bit of an overreaction.


Bond is the capeshit of the 20th century. You can enjoy them as guilty pleasures but they are hardly great cinema and I would understand completely if somebody didn't appreciate them.

found the fag

The majority of women are no more sexuality active than the men. The issue with Japan is one of housing prices and work culture.

Let them do it then let it bomb like ghostbusters.

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I dont hate Craig, it's just that every Craig Bond movie other than Casino Royale has been utter dogshit.

Go have a gay crush at >>>/cuteboys/

I can't believe these are the type of people I have actually been attempting to discuss films with

You don't even deserve to watch movies films or kinos on your television. This is fucking embarassing. I don't even like Skyfall that much but I just liked it a little bit more because now i know that little part upsets you. You are actually upset about direction in a movie. You are essentially a person who is upset about a painting being dry and not wet so you can change it and fuck up what it is.

You must be a repressed homosexual if you can't admit Daniel Craig is an attractive man or an attractive Bond.

>>>Holla Forums

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this triggered over criticism of disgusting of ugly jewish women and homosexuals.

Undercover Brother already did that plot.

Wanna speak English there fuckface?

You mad brah?
Have one of these

Undercover Brother is indisputable kinography, Bond can't compete.

If you care more about politics than art then you are no better than hacks like Ken Loach that think that social commentary comes before cinematography.

What happened to…well, EVERYONE in that movie? They all got their shit fucked up it seems.

Chapelle and NPH are okay. Denise got AIDS from Charlie Sheen.

First of all it's a spy movie. Spy movies are about politics of protecting one's homeland. Which in the current state of affairs makes James Bond movies rather comical and removes the motivation of the main character.

What doesn't make sense is deconstruction/rewriting critical characteristics of a long standing character (Bond) to appease some laundry list of the cultural marxists.

If nubond was all about killing bigwig sandniggers, it might be kino tbh.

You're a joke. LALD is only good ironically (muh niggers). TMWTGG and AVTAK are terribl films only barely watchable because of Lee and Walken, both in their worst roles. Moonraker was a cash-in on Star Wars-mania, FYEO is forgettable, Octopussy was quite possibly the worst as it is neither good nor kino.

The only Moore film that can really be called quality is The Spy Who Loved Me. Taken as a whole, Moore's Bond was always weak. I would take Casino Royale and Skyfall over any Moore film, and would even take QOS and Spectre over half of Moore's films. As a contiguous whole, Craig's are head-and-shoulders over Moore's, as Moore's jump from whatever is popular at the time – niggers in New Orleans! – in space! – videogames! – to just rehashing everything he does in the most formulaic way.

After the success of Connery, Ian Fleming decided that Bond's father was Scottish and his mother was Swiss, and put it in his books.

Am I the only one that noticed the lack of guns/ shooting in Moore's chase scenes?

Bullshit stipulation that forces you to use Moore or Brosnan over actors that had shorter runs but better films. Still here you go.

Goldeneye
Tomorrow Never Dies
The World Is Not Enough
Die Another Day

Ends on a shitty note, but it's only about as bad as Quantum of Solace. I'd easily take the other three movies over Skyfall or Spectre. Casino Royale was good, but not enough to make up for Craig's shittiness otherwise.

WHOO LAD

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He was only good as a videogame.

These movies suck. They're not better than Quantum of Solace. Goldeneye was good. I remember liking Tomorrow Never Dies, but I can't remember what actually happens in it.

You could even go movie by movie.
>Quantum of Solace < Tomorrow Never Dies….I guess?

3 out of 4, and I'm not even sure about that.

Explain yourself

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Watch this scene all the way through. You have to stay awake and not laugh at inappropriate moments.

It will bomb because people want a British man not a nigger.

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for u

What kind of faggotry were you born with?


I find no relevance between James Bond and those Reddit-tier images m8

Don't laugh at the chainsaw helicopters, it's supposed to be serious. This is how bad guys kill people.

Don't fall asleep during the dialogue, also don't laugh at it. Brosnan Bond couldn't even interrogate Robbie Coltrane, who apparently didn't bother to even attempt a Russian accent. Robbie just looks befuddled, not scared.

You're not a secret agent, Harry.

Joking aside, you are not very good at defending your point, aren't you?
All of those are not points of consideration, due to them being all wrong, and how can you sleep at 18-second dialogue, and not chuckle at comic relief scenes?
What are you trying to play kiddo

What criterion do you what me to go by to defend my position of "this movie sucked"? The majority of people think TWINE was one of the worst Bond movies.

You tell me why you think TWINE is better than Skyfall.

it will succeed because british men are racist and black men are now and always been, kangz

>implying (((the establishment))) hasn't shifted to new attack vector
it's like you'll cowards can't even into that $CURRENT_YEAR is a rolling timeline and marches ever forward…

Skyfall's plot is oriented too much around Bond as a character, dragging in details that haven't been established at all ever (and in fact seem to directly contradict his background from Casino Royale). The hacking scenes are complete nonsense that really doesn't belong in this decade. The villain is a hyper-competent Joker knock-off faggot, the end of the movie is basically a low-budget Bourne action scene, and three movies into Craig Bond they were already rolling with a plot about Bond being on the verge of retirement. Not to mention the nonsense about (now black!) Moneypenny having been a field agent before being a fucking secretary.

You left that out.

Well yeah but it at least stayed within some realm of possibility. Now you've got """"men"""" jacking off to spider-mutant-xforce-power-hero #23225.

Who's the majority? certainly not here, and we both know mainstream opinion usually sucks

Very well.
a) Soundtrack: Skyfall, other than the main theme, was a Zimmer-tier snore fest with only generic strings as ambiance. TWINE brought a unique mix of thick horns, recalling Goldfinger or even Dr. No, along with its era electronica, usually heard as the drum samples and cues in the middle and end of songs. Its main theme also goes toe to toe with Skyfall's, and depending on tastes one could say it is better,
b) Acting and script: While TWINE has notable weak points, seen in Denise Richards entire role and Bullion's presence and actions, along with pacing and details in several scenes like the nuclear site infiltration and the sub, it is normal procedure compared to Skyfall's retarded script, bad characterization and just plain non-existent acting seen:
In the chink chick who had no consequence at all in the plot, along with Bond's pace (and shower) breaking antics who were cheap ass shots
Nu-Q being literally Reddit in its apparent forced quirkiness, one dimensional acting and forerunne of the subsequent techno babble madness in the escape
Said escape from Bardem's flamboyant homosexual villain, who posed (or pozed :^) ) no threat other than the fear of uncomfortable homo moments, which were neither scary nor consequential. His motive, which good, didn't pair well at all with his seemingly excellent cold-headed business decisions and the TMWTGG-tier absurd cinemagical power of hacking the newly-headed-by-genius-Numale MI6 super codes by doing yoga and activating his plastic prosthesis. Simply a bad characterization and/or a badly-written Trevelyan
Moneypenny being turned into a literal jungle monkey with 3-feet tall afro infiltrating tough surveillance to bang Bong, that alone kicks Denise's nuclear physicist role into a corner in terms of JUST SHITE
Bond, once again portrayed by Craig, providing no character progression other than being stiff-arsed Bourne with badly-articulated vocabulary and still looking no way near Bond, physically and mentally.
TWINE had a bizarre character twist, as the love interest became a henchwoman and in the end the actual villain, the original villain becoming the henchman all along, somewhat rendering Bullion, "one of the worst henchman" an actual comic relief along with Zukovsky, so it kind of flattens out that critique. But yet, both Renard and Elektra being vastly superior to Bardem's in terms of role and acting should be no surprise, neither is Brosnan being better than Craig in all the movies (even DAD Brosnan), nor Q's and Moneypenney counterparts here.
While it is certain Skyfall's lack of traits didn't help the cast, the layers and importance of roles are absent enough to say TWINE has the upper hand here, even with americans with redneck accents portraying russian soldiers
c) Action: TWINE has one of the best intros, with one of the best songs and one of the best chases. Fucking chainsaw helicopters are better than man-missiles in TND, which you liked, so you have to concede in favor of the flying helical death machines. We also had a russian mafia shoot-out against turkroach mercenaries and a couple of ruskie marines around while Bond was sexually tortured, and a stale mine killing spree with dual wielding P90's.
Skyfall had a very tasteful Hong Kong sniper sequence due to its cinematography and simplicity, but other than that, the chink casino foot chase was LALD-tier of dumb, the car chase was frail, the ending feeling dragged on, because in its beginning it was very flashy seeing stealth shotgun takedowns, but when Bardem became tired and wanted to "finish it", i found absurd the helicopters didn't just bomb the shit out of the place. These helicopters were complete shit compared to the manly caviar-calamity saws.
While Apted got his shit fucked up in production, he still managed to pull elegant frame compositions, but the sets, or really more like the lightning, weren't up to standards. Skyfall did have a great lightning direction, but most sets sucked, other than the old house and Hong Kong. I will grant Skyfall the advantage here, but Bond isn't supposed to be Kino only.

And certainly TWINE didn't rely on cheap nostalgia hooks with no sense at all in a reboot to cast emotion for 10 minutes, with the DB5 i mean. Even Goldeneye had a better excuse.
tl;dr TWINE has better acting, script and soundtrack than Skyfall, which isn't really saying much but Skyfall had better plot and didn't manage to pull it, with all the money going to CGI technobabble animation and a good cinematographer, instead of a good Bond and a strong secondary writer to lift the supporting cast

Black Moneypenny makes sense. Moneypenny isn't Bond's wife, she's the girl who is just there and he flirts with unseriously and fucks if no white woman is available.

Glad you got the chance to express yourself. Take solace in that no one cares and the world agrees that Skyfall is better.

I take it you mean her being black and not the bullshit about her having been a field agent before being a secretary. If that's the case, I pointed out that she's black now just to show another incident of a common (and fairly unpopular, at least on the chans) trend of swapping white characters to other races. It's really just an aside next to the point that her background in the movie is retarded.

You are so great to disclose my secret

All that shit talking about how great Craig is and yet all you have to counter user's post is "lol no one cares". Way to pussy out.

(heil'd)
shit-talking pussies got me like

Back in the 80s, there was this Japanese movie about a woman cheating on her husband with a literal chimp. And it's supposed to be a refined drama!

smh

You really expect me to read all that shit? It all boils down to he (you) thinks Pierce Brosnan is a better actor. Brosnan delivers his lines with all the credibility of doorknob. The Brosnan movies were rejected because they came off as little more than commercials for whatever luxury brand would shell out. The villains are cartoonish. Richards and Coltrane are enough to sink the movie, but then Pierce Brosnan comes in and does his usual "gee, I really can't act, but I sure can smirk" schtick. You have to be a rather fat woman or gay man to fall for Brosnan's gimmicky coverup of his void of thespian ability.

Confirmed american
Go home, you wouldn't know class and acting if your life depended on it

After bitching at him to defend his position, I do. Brosnan does have a hard time straying from suave to smarmy, but its leagues above Craigs deadpan. His range is either serious as a heart attack or sarcasm.

Don't gorillas have like 2" long dicks?

Feminism must be destroyed.

CHIMPED.com

Barbara Brocolli has been involved with the James Bond films since Goldeneye. She forced Timothy Dalton out of the franchise before the production of Casino Royale. Jinx and black Moneypenny were probably her ideas. She also produced a video with Daniel Craig getting lectured on women's rights and wearing drag.

Michael Wilson is getting old, so Barbara Brocolli will own the Bond franchise for the forseeable future.

shit I meant to say she forced Pierce Brosnan out.

Looks like they know it would be too risky to try a nigger yet.

Which is when they made Judi Dench M. Barbara Brocolli is probably the root of all pozz in the Bond series.

Other than her first office scene, Dench was a pretty good M, before the reboot

I'm not going to criticize Dench's acting, but I think her casting was part of a trend that has only been detrimental to the franchise.


Every core character of the Bond series except Bond himself and Ernst Blofeld has gradually been diversified or neutered.

Dench casting was around 1994
Felix Leiter, the german-american transformed into some kaffir rwandan nigger, was around 2005
I agree with your argument, but Dench was part of something way before the pozzing
If anything, Craig casting was also just as bad:
Practically a jew, manlet 5'10, blonde with blue eyes instead of druid-esque, 6'2, black hair with green eyes

Great actors have been kicked from being Bond due to their hair and height, like Edward Fox, but the worst one was accepted

That doesn't make sense. Blonde hair with blue eyes is the ideal Aryan. If anything black hair with green eyes is the kosher version of Bond. Craig is a bit short though. 6'4 would be the ideal height for Bond. There are too many midgets at 6'0 now and 6'2'' will be next soon enough.

Bond is not an aryan
That's how Bond is

Don't care, Bond has been shit since they turned him into Not-Jason Bourne and lost the campy villains.

Also Craig is a fucking shitbag for refusing to dye his hair to play one of the most iconic roles in existence. I would do unspeakable things to be able to portray Bond on screen.

The next bond will be a paki and they will betray the crown to stop brexit.

Craig isn't deadpan. He was in Casino Royale, but ever since he's been smolderingly bitter over the loss of Vesper. In Spectre he started to show more glimmers of hopefulness when he was driving Q's cars.

Now compare that to Bronsan mugging for the camera and being completely unthreatening with his delivery, as he smirks through the next deus ex machina and gadget-based saving grace.

Best Bond, imo. I for one am happy for the announcement.

What did Trex mean by this?

He wasn't more hopeful in Spectre. That entire movies theme is about him wanting to fuck off from MI6 with what's her face. The film was like a funeral for James Bond. Almost all of Craigs run has been fucking depressing. At least when Brosnan smugs for the camera, you can tell what's happening since the cameraman isn't suffering from Parkinson's.

Obviously the plot was too complicated for you. The theme of the Craig Bonds is that highly-trained secret agents are a relic, but necessary as intelligence operations grow more technological and increasingly complicated and rife with internal corruption and vulnerabilities. In Spectre, Bond knew that MI6 was still compromised, so he went "off grid" except for Q, and later M, because C was actually working for Spectre, the parent-organization of Quantum which was only created because the producers lost the rights to S.P.E.C.T.R.E for a while.

The theme of the Bronsan Bonds was to sell you on driving luxury cars, wearing expensive watches, and drinking imported beer inbetween some explosions, girls, and comical villains. At least the Craig's Bond girls are passable actors, unlike Halle Berry and Denise Richards.

Fuck off.
>>>/reddit/

t. Barbie Brocolli

He means that David Duke has a tiny dick.

I was talking about the theme and mood, not plot. Two entirely different things. I get the plot of this series, it's not complicated. QoS only feels like that because that film is a trainwreck. I'll give Craig and the director kudos though, they managed to at least make something coherent enough out of an unfinished script to limp onwards to Skyfall. It could've killed Bond for good. What's nice about the Brosnan Bonds is that each movie has a different theme. Goldeneye is about how the spy community still has enemies despite the Cold War ending and how each problem our governments have is due to trying to solve the last problem. TND is about how subversion of the media is a tool of governments that's at least as effective as spies. TWINE is about the insidiousness of domestic terrorism and how loyalty towards others can blind you, pretty much everyone gets betrayed in that one. DAD is about the dangers of trying to be transracial and racemixing, since Brosnan lost his job after it. You got me on that one.

I agree that Silva's actor did a pretty good job despite being a carbon copy of Joker from TDK, but the rest of those girls were shit.
Only known for taking off her clothes, on par with Denise Richards. Eva's niche is pouting while doing it rather than smiling.
Megyn Fox-tier, has a job due to relentless dick sucking. Her bigger roles are fucking video game adaptations, absolutely disgusting. Do I even need to talk about the acting for the chick from Blue Is The Warmest Color? Halle Berry is total shit, sure. The chinese girl from TND, yes. The actresses for Natalia and Elecktra were way more fucking memorable than the girls in Craig's Bond films.

The Russian Whore stereotype walking

A walking waste of meat

Please delete this

She was pretty forgettable in TND. Her biggest role was in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and her most recent role is in fucking STD. I don't see any reason to delete that.

Could you be more specific? The first is Hitman? What about the others?

Hitman, starring Timotay Elephant as 46
The November Man, starring Pierce Brosnan as Not-James Bond
Quantum of Solace, starring Daniel Craig as Jonas Bong

#notmybond