238 years into the future and C is the programming language of choice for...

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

238 years into the future and C is the programming language of choice for Starfleet. We also know who ultimately wins the OS wars in the socialist utopia of Star Trek, Windows.
LINUX BTFO

All urls found in this thread:
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Laurelai
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Laurelai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ5pnDNGqJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRnnjoiSV-U
Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

NTDLL.DLL
Let's hope the Klingons win.

Jeremiah Lewis
Jeremiah Lewis

Starfleet computers run x86 and still boot in 16-bit real mode.

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

That entire thing was basically "We've been having some issues with the software, see if you can locate the error".
The section highlighted in red is basically what the protagonist found to be "in error".

Which coming from someone who was raised as a Vulcan, says a lot.

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

They've forked stuxnet into a distributed operating system?

Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

This is why starfleet is a joke.

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

Considering the original Enterprise had Atari cartridges that really doesn't help matters.

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

Is this the series with a nigger female captain? If that's the case, I'd say SJW C code is the least of their issues.

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

Hollywood Jews are still trying to exploit GamerGate as a narrative device

Reminder that the SVU episode about GamerGate "Intimidation Game" aired over 2 years ago. All this tells me is SJWs are seriously still butthurt about GG and are trying their fucking damndest to keep it alive if only to leave very subtle call backs to it in a cult-like conspiracy way

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

Its more than that. They are writing history for the next generation. When some little leftist who is 9 now researches gamergate in 10 years they will find butthurt SJW narratives like SVU and also hate "fascists" or "misogynist nerds".

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

exploiting gamergate
Isn't this the other way around? Laurelai's creation is explicitly being referred to as a mistake, in an attempt to reference Stuxnet and the Iranian-US tensions in general.
People pay for this.

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

Don't forget the references to hating lurkers in that scene. It's definitely a dig at chan users and gamergaters.

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

Thank god, i have no clue what is gamergate.

Logan Torres
Logan Torres

It's a fragment of decompiled Stuxnet source code, so what exactly does this cow have to do with it, other than publishing it to github?
Obviously it's an output of hex-rays decompilation, anybody could have produced that.

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

be feminist writer / set designer
need some nerdy looking code
a feminist fried of mine has a github account
find some piece of code that looks really complicated

implying this isn't exactly how this came to be

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

That cow tried to get Holla Forums taken down back in the early days. It and some of it's friends ran CP boards and tried to get this place shut down.

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Laurelai
Here is some more info on Laurelai taken from a post on /strek/:

Basically Wesley "Laurelai" Bailey is tranny who is also a gov't snitch, a social justice nut very publicly involved with Heat Street's headcase Louise Mensch and her Russian hacking fantasy, is maybe also a legit rapist and is definitely a huge cow. Everytime there's a major piece of online drama that's cybersecurity or society related Wes seems to pop up. Not only has Wes gotten into the whole U.S. antifa thing (or at least tried to recently), but also was in Chanology and later was (conversely) an aGGro (attacking this very site during the later situation). Considering Wes' history and especially recently with the political activism as of late, having a show thump it's chest about it's "right on" agenda and having someone like that also mixed in as a side reference is a little bit jarring.

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

next iteration of star trek that drastically changed the leads and the story(for no practical reason) happens to use specific pieces of Stuxnet code that was published by government planted social justice warrior

Josiah Miller
Josiah Miller

They could have LCARS but chose this.

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

more from /strek/index.html

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Laurelai

Laurelai's most infamous incident happened in January of 2015, when she and Dan Olson conspired to try to get Holla Forums taken down. The plan called for Laurelai to set up a honeypot IRC channel corresponding with the launch of an alleged child pornography board (/hebe/) on Holla Forums. Laurelai would "plant" said content in the hope of luring in actual pedophiles to the channel and board, which would allow Olson to, via archive postings and screencaps, make the argument that Holla Forums was home to Child Pornography and had to be shut down as a result.

<I always wondered why the fuzz wasn't interested in either of them at the time despite people bringing up they had access to pizza.

these people are willing to find and disseminate child porn in the hope that they might get someone they disagree with in trouble, and they all have huge important jobs in hollywood.

<In Laurelai's case no such thing needed to be done due to horrible horrible opsec on Wes' part…personally I'm not going to dwell on it too much but it is odd that:
<A) CBS basically owns Bethesda/Zenimax
<B) Laurelai's public profile has gone up in recent years inexplicably even with a lolcow rap sheet longer than the source code for Windows 10, to the point where there's acknowledged work with traditional media
<C) Imageboards have been targeted in the recent past by the same interests in traditional media, with boards conversely frustrating their efforts here and there (from Gawker to Paid Mods v1.0)
<D) There's been a push for the last 20 years to merge Hollywood and the gaming industry, and more recently pro sports with gaming

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

Basing your vision of civilization in 2250 on what Hollywood brainwashes you to think in 2017 is a bit retarded on your part, isn't it OP?
Maybe you were destined to be a loser.

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

StarTrek runs windows
Ill take the Terminator timeline where everything is running on 6502's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ5pnDNGqJ0

Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

Every Star Trek has different leads and stories. Or did you only watch VOY?

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

What kind of memory address is Al?
What kind of register value is #<VTOC?

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

Sorry I just realized I linked to the wrong video.
fucking autoplay got me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRnnjoiSV-U
has the source

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

The plan called for Laurelai to set up a honeypot IRC channel corresponding with the launch of an alleged child pornography board (/hebe/) on Holla Forums.
So /hebe/ was a honeypot intended to have Holla Forums nuked all along. Why am I not surprised at all?

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