WE HAVE FOUND THE ANCIENT AZTEC GOD OF NOSES, SHEKELS AND BLOOD LIBEL.
Can you name a certain people who are quite fond of going from place to place, peddling their wares as they do? Japanese, right? Not a nose for smelling, no no, it's a nose for business. B L O O D L I B E L (he is Aztec though, so I guess it's to be suspected).
bump for meme potential we may have discovered a point of discontent between the spic golems and the ZOG molochcucks
Caleb Robinson
what a fag
Aiden Flores
bumping
Carter Carter
Nice digits
Noah Myers
kek approves of this faggotry
Parker Smith
Two signs of Lord Kek already. Assuredly we art blessed in uncovering this whore-God of Moloch!
Brody Jackson
Witnessed
Carter Lewis
Honestly guys I don't know what to make of this find. Could this be another unknown Pandora's Box like Kek? If it is, would it be a mestizo Moloch? Or is it like when we resurrected Baal for a few days? Honestly how many old gods will be returned to their pantheons of old?
What a fucking time to be alive.
Benjamin Barnes
Guys can we stop? I thought when we resurrected the old gods it would be an eldritch abomination or something cool. Instead all we get are shitty memes on the internet, which is alright I guess. But what are these gods thinking? Seriously
"Well, ever since YHWH decided to columbine the other pantheons we can't really do much. You know how we should resurrect ourselves? Make guys on a Mongolian basket weaving forum worship us. For teh lulz"
I'm getting sick of this shit.
Xavier Anderson
If unleashing eldritch horrors man was never meant to see and resurrecting long dead gods is what it takes to stop the globalists then we will do what needs to be done.
Isaac Miller
Quit yer belly-aching you faget there's no getting off of this train
Oliver Morales
After the original exodus an user posted a thread about Yacatecuhtli different image and an user made a rare merchant, which I have not seen since. Who will rediscover this Aztec treasure?
Landon Morgan
What a faggot…
Christopher Green
"yaca", my other word for Jew now?
means 'nose'
Carter Roberts
Damned acceptable memery, my friend.
Colton Hernandez
After a little thinking on this, these revelations explain the behavior of the Eternal Bean to a fuckin T. Roaming internationally, in South America, along the Isthmus of Panama, through Mexico and into the states, the Eternal Bean is immune to all dangers. One may call him a criminal, a drug lord, a drain on society; threaten deportation, and watch how he recoils: "eeeey das rayciss homes"
Chase Foster
brb adding nose
Hudson James
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Austin Perry
Kek that's a nice find there
Michael Mitchell
The Jew-spic alliance makes so much more sense now.
Dominic Martinez
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Levi Butler
blessed by kek i suppose
it's legit
Levi Adams
Could it be?
Justin Foster
Look at the stories, man. Gods aren't Lovecraftian terrors. They're mostly jerks and pranksters who like to start drama.
Alexander White
bump for the frog god
Mason Howard
Jews have been tied to blood throughout the years too. Here's an excerpt pertaining to it
The article was about how Vampires are based off of jewish tropes in case anyone was curious
Luis Roberts
What you call "old gods" are just low tier created beings, this is why meme wizards get dubs and christians girlfriends.
Cameron Baker
No, this is why you get >reddit spacing
Jackson Johnson
"No" what? arguments please, btw, back to the point, this shit is old but nobody showed interest, not even a single word about mormons.
Nathan Ward
Nice user, you got some sick >reddit spacing there fuckin' witnessed.
Mason Gray
Seriously, relating the book of moroni with racism will be epic.
Juan Perez
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Sebastian Morris
Check id please.
Ryan Flores
Why would you want an eldritch abomination? The whole point of those stories was that nothing is to be gained my messing with such beings, they're indifferent and frequently mindlessly destructive.
Grayson Gray
Baby steps, my friend, baby steps. This may seem like fun and games now, but Baal is knocking down mosques, Pepe is causing hurricanes, and Moloch is well known to have been appeased with 9/11.
Meme magic is real, it's not going away, and the Old Gods are returning. And they're bringing dubs.
Kevin Evans
What does it mean?
Nathan Turner
No, christian here, almost all my posts got dubs, not yew.
Kayden Young
>reddit spacing here
Lincoln Morris
That demon worshipper, the ones that leave God become faggots like Paul said.
Ryan Fisher
Off with you, Christcuck. Considering we're on a board centered around the idea of embracing one's roots, you lot seem awfully ashamed of your Semitic ones.
Btw, non-Christcuck dubs right here boi. Be sure to check these too while you're at it
P R A I S E K E K R A I S E
K E K
Benjamin Hernandez
So many ctr/intl failed memes… see this please:
You can create a mormon meme with this, but you are just killing this board with your autistic crap. You are the cancer in the right, please kill yourself.
Leo Lewis
How the hell do you pronounce that? Yah-cah-teh-cut-lee?
Grayson Wright
>reddit spacing needs to stop
James Sullivan
Christianity never even was right wing.
Also, your typing suggests you're not from here
Luke Edwards
so does yours, nice >reddit spacing
Jace Scott
thread theme
Charles Reed
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Daniel Cox
Yep, that's jews.
Hunter Sanders
Kek. Any place can be a church if like minded individuals gather there.
Jaxson Gonzalez
The Aztecs did have a blue-eyed, blonde-haired god. Obviously the Aryans. They were said to have taught the Aztecs astronomy, medicine, math and other 'magic.' Perhaps this God of Noses symbolizes the Jewish 'people.'
Austin Kelly
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Brandon Price
Aztecs also invented anime girls.
Isaac Nguyen
Gods are the original memes you fool!
Brayden Wright
YACATECUHTLI- "The Long Nosed God", "He Who Leads" "The Goer Lord" "God of Merchants"
God of Merchants Sahagun gives a spelling of Yiacatecutli. Merchants would use a cane called utatl, in his honor as they walked from village to village. At night all the merchants would tie the canes together into a bundle and let blood from their ears over the canes in veneration to Yacatecuhtli. The cane was considered an image of Yacatecuhtli and after the return of the merchant, often years of travel and trading, the family of the merchant would pay homage to the cane. (I'm not making this stuff up, they really did this.)
Yacatecuhtli is depicted in the Codex Fejervary-Mayer as having a large red nose and carrying the symbol of the cross roads with merchants footprints on them. Merchants are depicted as carrying a fan and staff with his goods on his back. May have been worshipped as Ollohqueh, meaning "Rubber Owners" as a metaphor for a god summoned to the aid of a traveler, used with Iyauhyohqueh. Also may have been known in ancient times as Yacacoliuhqui, meaning "curved nose". See also ZACAZONTLI.
THE E.T. BASTARDS WHO LEFT THE KIKES AS MICROMANAGERS IN THIS HOLY TERRA NEED TO FUCK OFF
Lucas Morris
wtf i hate aztecs now
Grayson Bell
They really do grow like mushrooms after a rainy day, don't they?
Jaxon Thompson
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Easton Carter
Top Kek that's one of Ben's rarest merchants. Treasure it, lad.
Nathaniel Parker
HANDRUBBING INTENSIFIES
Joshua Jenkins
I'll let you in on a little secret as to why you haven't seen that happen, user. Eldritch abominations are on Molech's side.
Hunter Peterson
As far as I'm concerned, if it means we get the gods of trickery and deceit, Jews can have all the eldritch abominations. I'd much rather have Kek smiling down on my smug anime shitposts posts than Moloch.
Gavin Murphy
Just posting in an epic thread.
OC unrelated.
Zachary Ross
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Jaxon Smith
Dubs are the domain of Kek. SHADILAY, YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Ryder Mitchell
PRAISE KEK
KEK DEEMS THE JEW'S GOD THE ORIGINAL FAGGOT
Austin Clark
Christians get girlfriend and their girlfriend's son.
Nathan Martinez
OY VEY! PURE COINCIDENCE GOY!
Cameron Sanders
Eldritch Elder Gods are the original anti-Semites. How? Simple: They represent Nature at its most primal and chaotic. This is anathema to the very existence of Jewry See: archive.is/CveyH as the Eternal Jew fears nothing more than Nature itself and the rule of Survival of the Fittest. The only deities on Moloch's side would be Baphomet, Yaldabaoth, YHWH, and of course Beelzebub - Semite demons being the common denominator - and every Old God is aligned against them, maybe this Aztec God is just another face of Yaldabaoth.
I'm not telling you to join the Esoteric Order of Dagon, I'm just saying that HP Lovecraft had his mind poisoned by his Jewess lover to fear the Old Gods like a Jew, instead of respecting them with Aryan sensibilities.
Michael Powell
One more thing to add; Kek himself is very "Eldritch", I mean, "Void-God" and "Chaos God" are not something normalfags associate with stability or power, but we know better since the Ogdoad has a very real reason to hate the Jews and their deities, since it were Jewish subversion that caused Egypt to wither away and die in the first place. I call Yaldabaoth the "Usurper" as wherever He and his followers go, they destroy the cultures of the people already there like they did in Europe.
Jacob Watson
MUCUS DEITY CONFIRMED
THE MEMES ARE IN OVERDRIVE
Robert Morales
pretty neat tbh
Anthony Robinson
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Nathan Watson
This year just doesn't want to stop being wild.
Nathaniel Murphy
mfw someone finally uses my OC!
Mason Cook
Ammit and kek were sick that day so they survived
Isaac Scott
yet he is the one with dubs isn't he faggot?
btw you're a closet cuck….what the fuck have you done lately except derail and whine like a bitch?
Landon Perry
Nice user, but why are you still using the old merchant?
Ryder Peterson
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Juan Anderson
(checked) The true kike on sticks.
Bentley Rodriguez
The old merchant feels more dirty and wicked than the new ones
Matthew Cox
Wait until the year of the fire cock!
It will make America Great Again and it will be glorious
Connor Jackson
Well, Jews were in America from the very beginning, and aren't there theories actually (or facts even) that the priest class of the Aztecs or Mayans had or were maintaing some contact with Europeans. Which could also mean Jews. So could it be that the Jews ran the Aztec or Mayan priest class?
Kevin Phillips
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Liam Harris
cap'd 4 posterity! This is actually kind of a implied in Shin Megami. There's a lot of bizarre useless gods that the "normies" wonder about what purposes they serve in the handheld entries. Like that fucking hopping umbrella, nobody knows what's up with that thing.
"Yarmulke" those dumb caps they wear are pronouced "Yamaca" so "Yacas in Yamacas" bla~zam!
Clearly, Japan owns the Keket side. They're the masters of "the rules" after all. Especially #63!
le wot DORA THE EXPLORER PREDATED ANIME?!?
Julian Thomas
Dirty, lying Yaca's
Isaiah Perez
4chan
Jace Hall
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Dylan Lopez
That's nice
Xavier Wood
Fucking (((Longhorns)))
What else would you expect
Colton Lewis
I find it funny how the picture shows Whites even thought jews were semites.
Jose Brooks
holy shit you can't make this shit up
Jace Foster
Nigga, meme magic is just getting started.
Remember that O'Keefe video, where he revealed that Hillary wanted to use Donald Duck as a meme against Trump? Because "Donald Ducks His Taxes"?
Yeah, remember Dolan? He started showing up since then.
And here's where meme magic kicks in. Ducks are phononyms for Geb, the Egyptian god of fertile Earth (aka civilization) and the father of snakes. He's also the old god of the underworld, and can make the Earth eat the dead so they never go to the afterlife.
Combine that with the meme magic from that San Francisco earthquake thread. How it suddenly ended up revealed that the next big earthquake will not only fuck up San Fran, but apparently hit the closest tectonic line - drastically increasing its strength?
Dolan is Geb, and he wants fags dead.
And this is how he looks like. A green dude with a duck on his head.
PRAISE KEK
Jonathan Howard
Capped
Aaron Martin
Dolan is a degenerate faggot meme that we use for our own purposes.
Josiah Gray
bump
Daniel Lewis
Behead those who insult dolan!
Tyler Campbell
nigga, you ever read any story about the old gods? They were what anons would act if they didn't have internet anddeity powers. they fucked people just for shits and giggles, they trolled entire countries into doing stupid shit, etc. I think the old gods or at least kek is proud of us because in many ways we are more like them than most humans have been. we sit around, doing nothing but fuck with people solely for entertainment, much like the old stories of the gods without any powers or abilities. we shaped ourselves in their image, and they are just watching iwith curiousity as the ants copies and learns from the children who toyed with them.
Bentley Rivera
What have we awoken? First Kek, then Baal, the Aztec Semite, and now fucking Dolan? Jesus fuck my head is starting to hurt.