Sounds like Wonder Woman is pretty bad

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

Movie begins on present day with Diana living in Paris. Apparently she split after the events of BvS. She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
Basically, Zeus creates humanity, Ares gets butthurt and corrupts them with the concept of war, which makes him the strongest god. Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares. Amazons swear off on humanity.
It's World War I, and Steve Trevor steals a notebook that the Germans have been using to create chemical weapons and flees on a stolen airplane. The Germans catch up to him and both crash-land in Themyscira. The Amazons kill the Germans and arrest Trevor. He says he's trying to stop the war and shows them the book. It has a bunch of spells and Diana deduces Ares is behind the war. The amazons don't want to get involved so Diana volunteers to escort Trevor back to Men's World and stop Ares. Diana steals the Godkiller sword to do so.
In America Diana befriends Steve's secretary Etta Candy and Steve convinces his superiors that the Germans are creating chemical weapons and is sent to stop them. He assembles a team that includes Diana and Etta as well as a comic relief actor con man played by Ewem Bremner; a sniper played by Saiid Taghmaoui and a Indian smuggler played by Eugene Brave Rock. They are completely useless. They meet up with a wimpy science officer played by David Thewlis.
Danny Huston is a German officer who wants to take over the world and is really generic. He huffs on a blue gas that gives him superstrength. Elena Anaya is Doctor Poison and is horribly scarred and creating the chemical weapons. She's also kinda useless but at least looks cool.
Diana and Steve fall in love and Diana fights Danny Huston's men a bunch of times. In one such attack Etta is killed and Diana wants to ragequit humanity. The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INLzqh7rZ-U
Blake Flores
Blake Flores

Long story short the mystic chemical weapon that Doctor Poison created for Ares causes people to go berserk on each other. It will make everyone kill each other and make Ares super-mega-powerful.

Diana and her crew attack the German outpost and Diana quickly disposes of Danny Huston. It turns out Thewlis was Ares all along. He gets super-buff and destroys the Godkiller and sends out a plane to spread the gas all over the world.

Ares beats Diana and reveals that she's the actual daughter of Zeus rather than being a clay statue brought to life by him as her mother had told her. He says humans are only capable of war and that's why he'll win.

Steve saves Diana and tells her he loves her then jumps into the plane and flies it way above the camp. Steve then shoots the fuel tank thus blowing himself up to destroy the gas. Diana gets pissed and tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.

It turns out Diana is the Godkiller and not her sword. She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that incinerates Ares's body and traps him back in the Tartarus. The world is saved and Diana chooses to stay and help as it is her duty.

Over time other wars happen and she decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.

Diana finishes her e-mail by saying Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good and accepts to join Batman's team. She then hears about a flaming building nearby and springs to help.
No cameos other than Barry Allen and Arthur Curry being namedropped on the e-mail exchange.

Connie Nielsen and Robin Wright are also pretty wasted as Diana's mother and aunt. Especially Wright who only gets like three scenes.

Action is mostly good though it overuses slow-motion.

Ares is mostly CGI in his final form. He has an armor; a horned helmet; a long cape; a big-ass sword and a shield that gets bigger to protect his full body if necessary.

Humor is sparse and hit and miss. There's some genuinely funny scenes and some not so much.

There's a scene where Steve and Diana are sharing a boat on the way back to Men's World and end up lying next to each other. Diana tells Steve her background and how's she was brought to life by Zeus from a clay statue and whatnot. Steve asks her if she even knows what sex is. She doesn't.

In another scene Diana inquires Steve about what his wristwatch is. He tells her it's a device to keep time and know when to wake up or eat. She's puzzled someone would let a machine tell them when to do these things.

Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

How did you see the movie when its supposed to be released in June?

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

Basically, Zeus creates humanity, Ares gets butthurt and corrupts them with the concept of war, which makes him the strongest god. Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares. Amazons swear off on humanity.

So Athena doesn't exist? Because I would expect her to be all up in Ares shit, not "Rape Goose" Zeus.

Ares is mostly CGI in his final form. He has an armor; a horned helmet; a long cape; a big-ass sword and a shield that gets bigger to protect his full body if necessary.

This was confirmed in the build-a-figure.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story
Always the start to a good movie

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

what are previews

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story
Da fuck? Wouldnt be better to talk face to face on the bed?

James Price
James Price

So Athena doesn't exist?
Writers
knowing anything about greek mythology

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

This shit has Snyder fingerprints written all over it.

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

He gets super-buff and destroys the Godkiller and sends out a plane to spread the gas all over the world.

What is it with war supervillains and goddamn planes? Vandal Savage in Justice League, Red Skull in Captain America, and now Ares in Wonder Woman. Fuck, get more creative Hollywood.

It turns out Diana is the Godkiller and not her sword. She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that incinerates Ares's body and traps him back in the Tartarus. The world is saved and Diana chooses to stay and help as it is her duty.

Last minute superpower. Just like my chinese shonens.

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

Last minute superpower. Just like my chinese shonens
Not even those are so Deus Ex Machina-y

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

etta is killed

Dead on fucking arrival. Again. Fuck this movie if any of that shit is true. Though we saw how that went with the leaks for BvS. That had Green Lantern and Lex drones. Both of which never showed up.

Landon Young
Landon Young

That's my complaint here. Prometheus was the one that created and loved humanity. Zeus actively feared and loathed humans(except for the rape). If Ares was fucking around in the human world, he wouldn't give a shit. Athena would give a shit, but not Zeus.

They're once again making Zeus a judeo-christian god because they're cliched as fuck.

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

911 allusions, perhaps?

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

That had Green Lantern and Lex drones. Both of which never showed up.
Like the movie was a masterpiece without them

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

Movie would've sucked hard either way but that's not the point. Just be wary of leaks is all. They're not always credible.

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

Hollywood get creative
If that was the case then the DCEU wouldn't be in the mess its in. All of it reeks of checklists that out of touch suits wanted in because their stupid kids or 'in touch' hipsters said the audiences would want to see.

I wouldn't be surprised if Bud and Lou appear with Harley in the Batman movie then get shot dead one scene later.

William Taylor
William Taylor

Doubtful since none of the planes make it to the mainland.

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

It could be deus es machina if zeus tell her about that shit, greeks like to use that shit always to end the stories

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

Actually, they're trying to discredit Christianity by throwing in the "All religions are the same" strawman, like they have been trying to do with the integration of the Muslim religion for the past few years.

Isaac Garcia
Isaac Garcia

But user all religions are the same! its a weapon to control the peasants

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

Weapon to control the goyim

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

All of it reeks of checklists that out of touch suits wanted in because their stupid kids or 'in touch' hipsters said the audiences would want to see.

Diane Nelson and Geoff Johns bear some blame in this. They're the spineless yes-men feeding Warner their shitty comics info.

Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

Diane Nelson
Its funny she's mentioned in this thread since she said that Wonder Woman was a tricky character to handle and people/feminists gave her shit for it.

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

Honestly how hard it was to adapt the fucking 2009 animation or the George Perez origin story? Both stories are straightforward as you can possibly get.

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

I heard for this movie they used parts of Joss Whedon's script where he planned for Wonder Woman to be in WW2.

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

Wonderful. So this cuck is nowhere near involved in the Director's Cut Edition Universe, but his influence is felt on it regardless.

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

Not knowing about the existence of time travel
Still living a chronologically linear existence

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

Test audience

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

The Azzarello origin
I don't why I expected otherwise

The seeds were already planted with that fucking photo Luthor had in BvS, They wanted WW in a World War but didn't want to ape Captain America: TFA.

Justin Rivera
Justin Rivera

getting this upset over bandage fetish cartoon adaptation.

Zachary Roberts
Zachary Roberts

Basically, Zeus creates humanity, Ares gets butthurt and corrupts them with the concept of war, which makes him the strongest god. Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares. Amazons swear off on humanity

You know, I'm all for creative freedom and shit, but holy fuck that's bad.
It's almost like they just looked up some names and wrote the rest according to whatever they imagined it to be without any consolation of the source material who am I kidding, that's pretty much guaranteed to be the case

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

I don't why I expected otherwise

It's the Azz origin all right, but it doesn't have the meaning behind it. Azz made WW a child of Zeus so she could be the next god of War.

The only reason it's here is so WW can get a last minute superpower that goes against the entire message of the movie.

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

Bottom line: how many lesbian Amazon insinuations are made?

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

What are leaked screeners?

Jason Cook
Jason Cook

Sounds like Wonder Woman is pretty bad

This sounds good though. Like a pulpy comic book. The director did Monster which was also good. I'm failing to see the problem with this movie aside from Disney shills trying to shit on it.

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

The movie sounds bad because they completely fuck up Greek lore for no reason. Opting in Zeus for no damn reason as some all loving god while Ares is basically Satan. The framing device for the beginning sounds absolutely laughable. Killing off a comedic relief character like Etta Candy is like Snyder killing Jimmy. Just there because edge. Then there's just the fact A GROUP OF FUCKING FEMALE WARRIORS are all fucking twigs instead of fit muscular women that look like they could kick a dude's ass. There's just so much bad here.

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

Cuck/co/ stopped defending DC movies ages ago
Now the Warner fags are coming here to shill

I think you'll be more successful on the CBR forums.

Parker Adams
Parker Adams

The problem with these movies is that they dont get the characters

Joshua Reed
Joshua Reed

Not only that, they're too busy trying to be politically correct to care.

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace
What?
Ares beats Diana and reveals that she's the actual daughter of Zeus rather than being a clay statue
the fuck?

That could work very well, but as you said; I doubt they had that in mind for the movie.

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

dat origin tale for Humanity

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE GREEK MYTHOLOGY!?!

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

Joss Whedon
It explains so much

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

/auschwitz/index.html

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

Etta Candy gets killed
Well shit. In the trailers she seemed fun and likeable. Though glad to hear Chris Pine is good.He seemed like the only good casting choice in this movie.

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.
So Gaza Woman uses her god-like superhuman abilities to slaughter dozens of average guys who are barely 1/10th as strong as her and are probably just trying to do their jobs in the hope that they can go home to their families when the war is over. Wew.

I know Wonder Woman is supposed to be more edgy and willing to kill than the others, but wouldn't it be more heroic if she was taking down people who not only deserved it but could actually fight back. She doesn't have to worry about bullets because of her magic bracelets, she probably doesn't break a sweat against ordinary soldiers in hand to hand combat and won't even be in genuine danger until the very end of the movie.

Michael Campbell
Michael Campbell

I remember in the Perez run she'd kill monsters and shit, but that was about it.

Evan Torres
Evan Torres

That and she killed Max Lord and all the other League members gave her shit for it.

Gabriel Ramirez
Gabriel Ramirez

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE GREEK MYTHOLOGY!?!
This is not even accurate greek mythology! pro tip you cant learn greek mythology from games, comics and movies faggot, its not accurate, its fiction, you dont know shit, read books.
Zeus created humanity
Kek
this guy know whats up

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

It was cool when she was killing gnatzis, but it just seems petty when she's offing kraut footsloggers in pickelhaubers. The Germans weren't particularly evil in WW1.

Caleb Stewart
Caleb Stewart

I crashed mine at the start of the film.
With no survivors!

Henry Green
Henry Green

Well, I'll give the film-makers a bit of credit in that they managed to avoid the overused WWII setting but based on these leaks they clearly think WWI was WWII and the only reason they used it was so they could have their own Captain America instead of just putting it in the modern day like practically every other Wonder Woman interpretation since about 1987.

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace
implying Zeus created the amazons for any purpose other than philandering
implying Zeus was a benevolent god who didn't didn't rape, murder or torture any mortal he came across

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

Even Hercules: The Legendary Journeys used the established lore that a lot of the Gods are assholes. And then there's Xena…

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

None of this shit makes any goddamn sense. Last I checked Amazonians were simply meant to be an ancient matriarchal culture originating from the Ukranian steppes, which were eventually overtaken by the mongols.

James Jones
James Jones

That's because DC itself doesn't get the characters. I don't think Warner has anyone with experience safe guarding the brands with these movies.

Political correctness would actually be a step up from the chaos Warner is producing right now.

Remember, this is a studio that had a jar of human urine co-star in a Superman film. PC bullshit would at least be some structure compared to that crap.

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

I know Wonder Woman is supposed to be more edgy and willing to kill than the others

Remember when WW was a warrior of love and peace?

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

Six years ago, they forgot.

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

A maudlin, overly-dramatic plotline
Headache-inducing action scenes that are tonally disconnected from the "serious" moments
Lots of plot holes despite the story taking itself deadly serious

Yep, sounds like a Zack Synder film. Just picturing it in my head makes me wanna take an Aspirin.

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

Good God that's fucked up.

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

What the Hell is THAT from (The WW clip, not the commentary)?

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

Apparently a failed 2011 Wonder Woman pilot.

I never knew this was a thing before, and after five minutes of research I think I know why.

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

You mean, outside of Arrow becoming a hit, and everything good that's "Superhero"-ish dying or ending at just around that time?

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

Batman has no powers
Doesn't kill anyone
WW has a ton of powers
Kills everyone

There is something inherently wrong with this, like Superman not saving anyone.

Oh wait.

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

According to a person on another forum I visit, apparently Snyder was trying to make the film about Superman coming to terms with the powers and responsibilities that he has, and just how much he fails at it.

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Woman_(2011_TV_pilot)

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

I'm saying the pilot was dogshit and nobody in their right mind would ever pick it up.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

they werent evil in WW2 either

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

Is there anywhere where I could download the full pilot?

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yg571 has the full episode.

Jeremiah Wood
Jeremiah Wood

bandage

David Martinez
David Martinez

Funny enough the woman in that gif did the voice of Elastigirl in the Incredibles.

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

You know its sad. Had this movie been better maybe the would've tried to do a Wonder Woman cartoon in the vein of BTAS and Superman TAS.

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

The reason that Wonder Woman didn't get her own cartoon is because Timm and Co had no interest in making one. They had no idea what to do with her outside of the Justice League framework.

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

Well no one did. So what's your point?

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

Elena Anaya is Doctor Poison and is horribly scarred and creating the chemical weapons. She's also kinda useless but at least looks cool.

Is this some kind of subtle marketing research on whether or not to feature Doctor Blight in the upcoming Captain Planet movie?

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

Cast someone that is nearly perfectly accurate to the character.

Little screen time then kill them off.

Such a strange habit with that in current comic movies.

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

Zeus creates humanity
Not Prometheus

Carter Rivera
Carter Rivera

Then you have main characters that usually end up looking off from their comic book counterparts. That's more with DCs movies and shows. Marvel does that more with the shows on Netflix but the movies are somewhat accurate.

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

I have a question for people who like superhero comics:

In what way is this tripe (which just sounds like an user fanfic he made up to post here, regardless of if it's real or not) any worse than the actual comic books?

And don't say "because they spent millions on this movie" because most of the best stories have very small budgets, and comic books have no budgetary restraints on them in the first place.

Unless you're going to say that this kind of dogshit is what you actually enjoy. In that case, you'll love those Twilight movies, and anime. Because you're a childish faggot with bad taste in entertainment.

Asher Flores
Asher Flores

Prometheus didn't create humanity, he uplifted them. Big difference.

David Gomez
David Gomez

He created them too

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

I don't think you understand a damn thing about comics, the board, or this board's feelings about the movie.

Ethan Scott
Ethan Scott

It was an obvious bait post

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

implies what the movie will be

there's nothing really bad about the previews except for the forced feminism agenda when Diana commented about Steve's assistant being a slave even though the assistant is getting paid

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

its not accurate, its fiction
Everything is fiction

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

I believe you've confused previews with trailers

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

Snyder was trying to make the film about Superman coming to terms with the powers and responsibilities that he has, and just how much he fails at it
That is not a superman film, that's a superman fucking arc. That's the film's first thirty minutes. What a fucking jew, betraying the entire meaning of a superman, for a film about one, but I guess that's what he was meant to be, from the beginning. Wasn't he?

Angel Morris
Angel Morris

Movie begins on present day with Diana living in Paris. Apparently she split after the events of BvS. She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.

Because the logical thing to do when invited to join a superhero team is to respond with a long-ass e-mail detailing your life story. Or in this case, one particular aspect of your life story that just happens to fit a Wonder Woman movie.

Basically, Zeus creates humanity, Ares gets butthurt and corrupts them with the concept of war, which makes him the strongest god. Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares. Amazons swear off on humanity.

How the fuck does Ares even kill Zeus? Aren't the Greek gods meant to be immortal? And there's something utterly weird about the parallels here - God creates man, then is murdered by Satan, and then…? World just goes on?

It's World War I, and Steve Trevor steals a notebook that the Germans have been using to create chemical weapons and flees on a stolen airplane. The Germans catch up to him and both crash-land in Themyscira. The Amazons kill the Germans and arrest Trevor. He says he's trying to stop the war and shows them the book. It has a bunch of spells and Diana deduces Ares is behind the war. The amazons don't want to get involved so Diana volunteers to escort Trevor back to Men's World and stop Ares. Diana steals the Godkiller sword to do so.

Obligatory shitting on Germans, despite this being World War I and not a Nazi in sight, just ordinary soldiers trying their best not to get murdered by a raging radical feminist from an island of lesbians.

In America Diana befriends Steve's secretary Etta Candy and Steve convinces his superiors that the Germans are creating chemical weapons and is sent to stop them. He assembles a team that includes Diana and Etta as well as a comic relief actor con man played by Ewem Bremner; a sniper played by Saiid Taghmaoui and a Indian smuggler played by Eugene Brave Rock. They are completely useless. They meet up with a wimpy science officer played by David Thewlis.

First sign that this movie leak is bullshit since the trailers imply that the briefing with Steve's superiors takes place in London, not in America. Also, Said Taghmaoui is supposed to be playing a character significant to the overall universe, so interesting that he'd be merely referred to as a sniper, although maybe the person who saw the movie and wrote this was simply unaware of the significance of the character.

Danny Huston is a German officer who wants to take over the world and is really generic. He huffs on a blue gas that gives him superstrength. Elena Anaya is Doctor Poison and is horribly scarred and creating the chemical weapons. She's also kinda useless but at least looks cool.

About what I expected. Also, more shitting on Germans, because we all know that World War I was totally those stupid krauts' fault.

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

Diana and Steve fall in love and Diana fights Danny Huston's men a bunch of times. In one such attack Etta is killed and Diana wants to ragequit humanity. The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.

Bet all the producer kikes creamed their pants at the sight of an ugly jewess slaughtering dozens of German soldiers. Who cares that Wonder Woman is supposed to be a heroine who tries her best to promote peace and avoid bloodshed, instead of a sword-swinging murderess?

Also, I bet killing Etta will score DC a LOT of points with the feminist brigade, LOL.

Long story short the mystic chemical weapon that Doctor Poison created for Ares causes people to go berserk on each other. It will make everyone kill each other and make Ares super-mega-powerful.

So basically the plot of the 2009 animated Wonder Woman movie, except with chemicals instead of magic artifacts.

Diana and her crew attack the German outpost and Diana quickly disposes of Danny Huston. It turns out Thewlis was Ares all along. He gets super-buff and destroys the Godkiller and sends out a plane to spread the gas all over the world.

And Ares, despite being disguised as an Allied officer, had the Germans making the chemicals for him instead of the Allies because…?

Ares beats Diana and reveals that she's the actual daughter of Zeus rather than being a clay statue brought to life by him as her mother had told her. He says humans are only capable of war and that's why he'll win.

So the Azzarello origin, except with none of the good writing.

Steve saves Diana and tells her he loves her then jumps into the plane and flies it way above the camp. Steve then shoots the fuel tank thus blowing himself up to destroy the gas. Diana gets pissed and tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.

So, basically generic capeshit stuff. Yay, I guess.

It turns out Diana is the Godkiller and not her sword. She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that incinerates Ares's body and traps him back in the Tartarus. The world is saved and Diana chooses to stay and help as it is her duty.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA, seriously!?

Over time other wars happen and she decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.

OK, fair enough. Kinda makes sense.

Diana finishes her e-mail by saying Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good and accepts to join Batman's team. She then hears about a flaming building nearby and springs to help.

What did Superman do, besides being a total fucking moron and charging Doomsday instead of throwing the kryptonite spear at him? Or did Wonder Woman just think he was hot, and decide to join up with the saving-the-world crew again for a chance at some of that space hunk dick?

No cameos other than Barry Allen and Arthur Curry being namedropped on the e-mail exchange.

OK, whatever.

Connie Nielsen and Robin Wright are also pretty wasted as Diana's mother and aunt. Especially Wright who only gets like three scenes.

As expected.

Action is mostly good though it overuses slow-motion.

As expected.

Ares is mostly CGI in his final form. He has an armor; a horned helmet; a long cape; a big-ass sword and a shield that gets bigger to protect his full body if necessary.

As expected.

Humor is sparse and hit and miss. There's some genuinely funny scenes and some not so much.

As expected.

There's a scene where Steve and Diana are sharing a boat on the way back to Men's World and end up lying next to each other. Diana tells Steve her background and how's she was brought to life by Zeus from a clay statue and whatnot. Steve asks her if she even knows what sex is. She doesn't.

Of course she doesn't, naive girl is basically Wonder Woman's stock characterization for her origin.

In another scene Diana inquires Steve about what his wristwatch is. He tells her it's a device to keep time and know when to wake up or eat. She's puzzled someone would let a machine tell them when to do these things.

Pretty stupid, but kinda makes sense if you consider it from the point of view of someone who grew up in an Ancient Greek era.

Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.

Not surprising, I called it the moment I saw the trailer. Especially since Gal Gadot can't act for shit.

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

about Superman coming to terms with the powers and responsibilities that he has, and just how much he fails at it.

Yeah, because when I go to watch a Superman movie, I want 2 hours of Superman utterly failing at everything and being hated by everyone in the end for causing mass levels of destruction.

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

Didn't you want serious dark superhero movies like The Dark Knight?

Now eat the cake you made.

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

No one but normies really wanted shit like that. They especially wanted more shit like Dark Knight. But both are two ends of the shit spectrum that hold comic movies back. One is afraid of being a comic book movie while the other takes itself too seriously to the point where joy, humor, and writing all fall flat. Wonder Woman seems to be no exception if what we're reading is true at all.

Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

I'm reading this and I can't even figure out how the fuck anyone would make a plot this retarded.

>TFW there won't be a movie about Chronos getting back to kick the nuts of every Olimpian left

Also I hate how they always make the christian god and their angels all powerful when he was just the war god or the trickster god of the hebrew and eventually became the only sect left in camelfuckingland.

Then once again normies made a cake to force you to eat.

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

Fuck their cake!

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

You could… but you are going to eat it anyway.

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

I think normalfags have become so fucking stupid and wrapped up in shit pop culture that even the basics of Greek Mythology are now outside the realm of common knowledge.

On the subject of the movie itself, I'm surprised there doesn't seem to be any explicit references to femenism since I thought one of the prime reasons for making it a WWI period piece (aside from copying Captain America) was to set it in the backdrop of the Women's Sufferage movement for added thematic significance.

Maybe they toned it down or cut it out after Hillary ate shit.

Brandon Morales
Brandon Morales

Remember, there's no guarantee this is the real deal. There's still a very good chance they'll push something in there.

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

I think normalfags have become so fucking stupid and wrapped up in shit pop culture that even the basics of Greek Mythology are now outside the realm of common knowledge.

You mean that stuff that was written 3,000 years ago? Yeah some average people today may not have memorized the "lore" (the gayest word ever) of this shit.

Those people have jobs, they're married, they have kids, they own cars and houses. You have knowledge of Greek mythology because you read Wonder Woman comics, drawn fanfics made for children, and complain about how the movie gets it wrong. Tell us some more about how you come out on top here.

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

They're still uneducated, and you're worse for defending ignorance, and and a complete idiot for saying classical mythology is comics and fanfic, and taking a shot at comics on a comic board is just weird, are you lost?

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

implying Greek mythology is all Wonder Woman
the fuck is the Iliad, Odyssey, the trials of Hercules, the struggle of Zeus and the new gods versus the titans of old

Also, you have to be borderline fucking retarded to not know basic Greek Mythology. Suffice to say, ones who don't probably don't have decent jobs, healthy kids, or own decent cars and houses instead of living on welfare and drinking booze all day.

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

Pretty stupid, but kinda makes sense if you consider it from the point of view of someone who grew up in an Ancient Greek era.

No it doesn't, since even the Ancient Greeks had sundials and rudimentary shadow clocks and ways of keeping time. For Wonder Woman to ask why Steve Trevor uses a watch is cavewoman levels of retarded. It means she doesn't even have an understanding of concepts that the people whose civilization she is based on did.

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

Prometheus will never get the credit he deserves
Life fucking sucks for Best Titan
Atleast Hercules let him loose in some versions of the 10 labors.

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

That scene was great, tho

Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

you have to be borderline fucking retarded to not know basic Greek Mythology

How can one poster be this detached from reality? Why your average goy know anything about greek mythology? It isn't taught in schools.

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

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John Mitchell
John Mitchell

Hello? Basic fucking literacy? Having picked up a book that isn't by Paris Hilton? Oh wait, you're probably American, and a millennial. NEVER MIND. Go back to your vines, citizen.

Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

He's not wrong though.

Greek mythology books were always in the libraries at my elementary school. They were popular reads man.

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

muh mythological creatures are literature

lol, why don't you go read a real book, you fucking dweeb

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

Yes, it's called classical literature.

Ugh, are kids these days really this stupid? The internet is like living in a library, and these assholes are just sitting around jacking off and scribbling in the books.

William Russell
William Russell

Nigger, show me a state in the country where at least excerpts from the Odyssey or the Iliad are not somewhere in standard public school English textbooks some time between grades 6-12.

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

I love Hesse

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

It isn't taught in schools.
Most of Europe teaches basic mythology in primary (elementary) school history. I learnt Pandora, Prometheus, Jason and the Argonauts and also a bunch of Roman, Christian, Saxon, Indian and Arabic stuff.
I doubt we'd know enough to write an accurate Wondy mythos based on that, but enough to not just make it a toga reskin of Abrahamic religions.

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

Most of Europe teaches basic mythology

America isn't Europe. In California we learned about two things: Slavery and The Holocaust, every year, from 6th grade to 12th grade.

Alexander Nelson
Alexander Nelson

eat the cake
Make me, kike.

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

It isn't taught in schools.
what kind of shit school did you go to?

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

Checked that over, you're right. My bad.

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

I think normalfags have become so fucking stupid and wrapped up in shit pop culture that even the basics of Greek Mythology are now outside the realm of common knowledge.
Really? But Greek mythology is the most commonly used mythology in fiction. Even as a kid I knew that shit. I read plenty of books on it.

Carson Carter
Carson Carter

Jesus man that sounds awful. You never even got to learn stuff about ancient Greeks, Chinese, Persians, Egyptians, Babylonians, Mesopatamians and Nordic cultures? I don't expect schools to go over some obscure culture but at least get the basics.

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

But it's still Black History Month for another week.

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

Dunno what user is talking about. I learned the basics of that shit. Mythology is only covered to such a tiny extent, usually in English classes (I had to read The Odyssey), but I've had a handful of History classes that teach about those civilizations.

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

That is my point, you fucking donkey.

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

It isn't taught in schools

So are you a pre-schooler whos mum is writing everything, or a drop-out that can't cope with reality?

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

He gets super-buff and destroys the Godkiller and sends out a plane to spread the gas all over the world.

In the 1910s? How far could such a plane from that era get? 100 miles?

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

because we all know that World War I was totally those stupid krauts' fault.

Killing Belgians is bad mm'kay

Juan Scott
Juan Scott

Wasn't it one Serb that started WW1?

Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

That's the trigger, but it's how people react to things that causes escalation.

I mean, why should Germany do anything because some Habsburg got shot?

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

Well from what I remember it was a combination of convoluted alliances the European nations had, rising nationalist movements, and European empires fucking with each other so they were all looking for an excuse to fight.

Easton White
Easton White

True, there's a plethora of reasons why the war started, but the point I'm getting at is that Germany could have told Austria to get stuffed. Russia could have decided war with Austria over Serbia was pointless, Britain could have decided not to go to war over Belgium etc. In any case, the German invasion of Belgium is particularly frowned upon, A, because it was neutral and B, because of the conduct in which they occupied the country.

Caleb Edwards
Caleb Edwards

Good point.

Daniel Wood
Daniel Wood

That's not how alliances work.

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

Well Italy was nominally allied with the Central Powers before the war began but entered on the Allied side. So it's not totally out of the question for a country to back out.

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

read plenty of books
We're talking about normalfags, here.

Leo Robinson
Leo Robinson

There's actually a Youtube channel that's covering of WW 1 in depth week-by-week. It clears up a little bit of the confusion.

I can't wait for them to dissect Wonder Woman.

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

Good stuff, thanks

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

Well Italy was nominally allied with the Central Powers before the war began but entered on the Allied side.
That's because the Austro-Hungarians violated the terms of their alliance. It was also a question of territory, it was more beneficial to the Italians to team-up with the British and the French, as well as the fact that, traditionally, Italy had been enemies with the Austro-Hungarians.

If all the parties involved said fuck your alliance, the agreements would have been worthless and it probably would have led to war anyway. I don't think any of the initial parties involved realised their conflict would escalate to such a degree.

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

all these WWI history lessons
I'm starting to believe that "WAR DECLARED BY ALL" parody pic wasn't that off after all

David Carter
David Carter

In short, Roths took over what remained of Europe much in the same way they took over England & Co. during the Napoleonic Wars, taking advantage of Wilhelm II betraying the late Otto von Bismarck's model for European stability

John Kelly
John Kelly

His uncle works at Nintendo.

Justin Long
Justin Long

[citation needed]

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

and then prior to Italy entering the war, the AH were cunts about relations with Italy too. Germany tried to get them to offer the claimed Italian territory in exchange for Italy to join the central powers.

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

Time for some autism
So at the time, Russia was rapidly industrializing with French aid after Willy broke the German-Russian treaties/agreements. It was getting to the point where Germany believed that after 1918 they couldn't defeat Russia in a war, especially with the French present.
The UK entered the war not for Belgium, but because they don't want to see one power dominate the continent, it's been their goal for centuries
The French wanted revenge for 1871

War would have happened sooner or later due to power parity

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

Wait, is the scene pictured the final cut? You can clearly see the rope attached to the top of the door that was used to pull it down when she "kicked" it. Are they really that lazy when it comes to their practical affects? There was no attempt at all to hide it! What the fuck happened to "movie magic?"

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

No, it's a leak of an early cut of the episode that's got some very visible wire work and some "VFX MISSING" notes on screen.

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

/leftypol/index.html

Luke Carter
Luke Carter

/oven/index.html

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

Bad Wonder Woman Movie

Not a surprise. Wonder Woman is an unappealing character (designed by a cuck and tainted by feminism) with an unappealing Rogue's Gallery and ditchable sidekicks. DC trying and failing so long and so hard to reform her for contemporary audiences shows the character is tainted.

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

I think it really says a lot when DC's Trinity flagship characters are usually so poorly written or uninteresting.

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

In the US school is seen not to produce educated individuals but to give skills needed to get a job. Mythology won't land you that Wal-mart interview so why bother?

Also a lot of parents are idiots and don't like it when their kids fail in something they would have also failed, so the complain to the school and vote shitty politicians who will give their kids free A's; then when they realize their kid is dumb as a sack of potatoes they complain the schools didn't do enough.

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

Even Batman and Superman have little things like an interesting enough villain or captivating setting. Wonder Woman has jack once you ignore Rule 34.

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

If they wanted to make Wonder Woman interesting, they would do two things:

1. Make her flat-out lez. Stop pussyfooting around the sex issue, just say she's a dyke. Of course she's a dyke. She's from an isolated society of eternally youthful, beautiful women. She eats pussy.
2. Give her a consistent, aggressive, philosophy of peace through strength and submission to authority. Sort of a utopian blend of Spartan warrior-veneration and Athenian/Stoic civic virtue. Have her baffled by concepts of universal sufferage, rights without responsibilities, societies without military pride and without shame, etc. She's an ambassador from a culture descended from classical Greece living in the modern world. Go whole hog with that and the ensuing conflicts will drive the stories.
Or at least let George Perez write her.

And for a movie, don't have some skinny Jew play her. Antje Traue should've been Wonder Woman.

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

a man creates the amazons
a man frees the amazons
a man creates the mythical island where such amazons lives
muh stronk feminist superhero

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

I disagree about the lesbian thing. Only in some off-kilter universe is she ever a lesbian. It's always implied that while there were lesbian things going on, she herself was in love with man the first time she saw them. Whether that's Steve Trevor, Batman, or Superman, she's always liked dick.

I agree with point 2 though, make her absolutely culture shocked.

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

Yes. Step into the /oven/index.html carefully. It's where textbook-reading normalfaggots like yourself belong.

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

Antje Traue should've been Wonder Woman
Damn straight user.

Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

You forgot Aquaman!
Yeah, Diana is a fag by Amazon standards.

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

Or copy and paste Wondy from the JL cartoon.

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

Make her flat-out lez.

Go away tumblr.

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

Good job proving my point

Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

1. Of course she's a dyke. She's from an isolated society of eternally youthful, beautiful women. She eats pussy.

If you spent even five minutes around any female-dominated workplace or an all-girls school, you'd know that this is complete horseshit. Women hate each other with a passion, especially when there is a man around.

2. Give her a consistent, aggressive, philosophy of peace through strength and submission to authority. Sort of a utopian blend of Spartan warrior-veneration and Athenian/Stoic civic virtue. Have her baffled by concepts of universal sufferage, rights without responsibilities, societies without military pride and without shame, etc. She's an ambassador from a culture descended from classical Greece living in the modern world. Go whole hog with that and the ensuing conflicts will drive the stories.

This is not a bad idea.

Or copy and paste Wondy from the JL cartoon.

Wonder Woman in the JL cartoon was as generic and angry feminist as they come, except for wanting to suck Batman's dick because Bruce Timm.

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

From what I heard all-girls school is living hell while all-boys school is not as bad since they don't have to compete over women. Though I think you could make more gay jokes about all-boys school.

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

Women hate each other with a passion, especially when there is a man around.
Eh, you guys only think this is true because men will straight-up be friends with men they don't like at all. Women don't do things like that. If they dislike another woman, they'll just be petty until they get the point across.

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

So, essentially, women hate women, men do not hate men.

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

Women in the complete absence of even the concept of a man would probably be pretty gender-neutral. Like Joanna Russ' The Female Man, we meet three or four versions of the name woman from different worlds, the one from a world with no men is the only sane one, and the one from a world just a little more condescendingly patriarchal ends up joining the complete misandrogynist from the world where men and women are at war in her gendercidal mission, the one with no concept of gender is just sickened by the violence of the other two.
Mind you, when a TV host comments that her colony, which has not had men since a plague centuries ago must be desperate for men, she comments, "I could also have sex with a dog, but I don't want to."

Personally I think Diana has always been a bit maladjusted to be so interested in men.

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

I think the reason why Diana was interested was just to see what they were like since the older Amazons mentioned men at one point but she never got to see them.

Kevin Edwards
Kevin Edwards

Thanks for understanding what I was saying, user!
No, though, really. It only seems like women hate each other because most women don't really like setting aside their dislike for another. So they end up forming cliques rather than all hanging out in a group like guys do. I know guys that will acknowledge that they dislike or even hate a friend of theirs. But they still call them a friend. They still hang out with them.
There's probably some kind of explanation for this, but it's not as simple as 'women hate women.' It's just that if there's a girl they do happen to hate, rather than men, they'll be vocal about it and ostracize her from their group. If all women really hated each other, they'd never be in groups at all.

Though I have to tell you, anon… Women hate men far more than you think they hate women. This isn't just some dyke shit. Women hate men. Especially as they get older. If you're an old married man, you can be sure your wife gossips with her friends about how much they hope you'll die off soon.

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

Assuming an island of women could survive without women for 2,500+ years, sure maybe they could be gender-neutral. Thankfully, we'll never see that, because women (and men) couldn't survive with just one gender for that long.

Gender differences. When women fight, it's petty and catty. When males fight, people tend to get seriously hurt. Think of it like how when two female lions meet each other, they rarely fight, and if they do, they never kill. But when two male lions meet, they try to avoid conflict unless one outright challenges the other, because serious injury is likely.

Also you type like a girl I knew once. Are you a trap?

William Campbell
William Campbell

Talks about women as if some kind of expert
Types like a girl
"Are you a trap?"
Anon…

Though I do like that example of lions. It's also similar to even domestic cats. Males are way less aggressive toward other cats than females. Except in life-or-death situations, that is.
I guess it's probably a combination of being protective/territorial based on young, and being competitive for mates.

Jason Hill
Jason Hill

No expert user, I've just know women my entire life. Also I said typed like a girl I knew. If you're implying you are I hate to break it to you…

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

You're really dense. I was referring to myself.
I'm surprised there's anons that still don't know there's a handful of girls that are on Holla Forums. I think there's one or two others. Maybe you don't go on here very often? I've posted my tits a couple times, honestly.

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

I say it again, for your viewing pleasure. There are no females on the internet.

John Young
John Young

females on Holla Forums
I only know of the Australian one who is a stage actress that did a whole storytime of several Darkhorse Star Wars comics. Are you the Australian chick?

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

I keep getting asked that. No. Are people even sure she's an actress? That seems odd. Reminds me of the fag that keeps insisting he's a well-known comic writer (artist?).

Jace Watson
Jace Watson

Wonder Woman may be filling in the role of Athena in this scenario.

The original Athena was just Athens' own original deity donut steel.

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

Is /fem/ invading here?

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

Jesus its like that one time wonder woman got arrested and the rest of the amazonians killed all the men and stormed the white house. I can't remember what comic that was and I cant find it anywhere though. Anyone know or can point me in the right direction?

Ryan Cox
Ryan Cox

Amazons Attack?

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

That's the one.

After leaving the DC Universe during the events of Infinite Crisis, the Amazons return to attack Washington, D.C. in retaliation for the American government's illegal detention of Wonder Woman.

The Amazons teleport to Washington, D.C., where Diana is being held captive and tortured by the Department of Metahuman Affairs. The DMA wants the schematic plans for an Amazonian Purple Ray, wishing to deploy the device for their own uses. Diana refuses their demand. Led by the newly resurrected Hippolyta and her adviser Circe, the Amazons are joined by mythical creatures such as chimeras, winged horses, hydras and several cyclopes. The Amazon forces waste no time in murdering every male in sight, both adult and child, regardless of whether or not they are armed. Hippolyta is bent on destroying Man's World once and for all and emphasizes this point by slicing the head off of Lincoln's statue at the Lincoln Memorial. Two Amazons enter the White House and attempt to assassinate the President of the United States, but are stopped by Black Lightning.

This arc was in 2007, so that wasn't racist yet.

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

2007
Its that damn year again!

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

I only mention her because she kind of doxxed herself on /tv/ and then I saw the australian doing a storytime so I assumed the two were the same. I don't know nobody really mentions their gender here.

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

I feel sad because I only know of that thru Linkara's reviews. That and I hated how he overused that bee joke to the point everyone on CA started using it.

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

People worked decades ago and still knew about Greek history, and scores of other topics besides. No excuse for being retarded now.

Everywhere else in the country it's basic Roman, basic Greek, Columbus, Mayflower, Rev War, Civil War, World Wars, and MLK. I'm sorry you live in a state with a full blown retarded program but you have to stay with Gov. Moonbeam and prevent your stupidity from catching with the rest of the country.

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

Wonder Woman in the JL cartoon was as generic and angry feminist as they come,
and she was frequently schooled by hawkgirl for having a stick up her ass

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

America isn't Europe
implying California is America
I hope your loser state gets washed away

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

this whole fucking plot
Am I too cynical if I say that if this exact fucking shit was published today, there would have been people who would defend it unironically?

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

You forgot to mention the end where it was revealed that it was Granny Goodness' fault all along and she basically went "just a prank bro" and escaped.

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

a couple of years ago sure. Now I'm not as sure since people seem to be fed up with the crap of Marvel and DC.

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

Eh, you guys only think this is true because men will straight-up be friends with men they don't like at all.

Where did you pull that from? If a man hates another man, he will not be friends with him. He may tolerate him, which women cannot seem to do with women they hate, but he will most certainly not consider him a friend. They may dislike a habit or behavior of their friends, but they do not hate their friends.

Women don't do things like that. If they dislike another woman, they'll just be petty until they get the point across.

And women can often pick the pettiest crap over which to hate another woman, which ends up with most women loathing each other over the silliest reasons. Don't think I've ever seen true friendship among two or more women. To all intents and purposes, all women are potential enemies.

Source: taught at an all-girls school for five years. Never fucking again.

Though I have to tell you, anon… Women hate men far more than you think they hate women. This isn't just some dyke shit. Women hate men. Especially as they get older. If you're an old married man, you can be sure your wife gossips with her friends about how much they hope you'll die off soon.

Women hate strange men. Anyone outside the group is a threat. Once you worm your way in, you're OK.

And if a women wants a man to fuck her, rest assured she does not hate him.

Tits or GTFO.

I thought the Aussie chick was from /tv/.

Did she spam here too?

Reminds me why I don't read Wonder Woman comics. For every passable story, there's a myriad of shit like this.

Hawkgirl was kinda cool, but I'm still pissed at what the show did with Hawkman. Hawkman and Hawkwoman/Hawkgirl are a crimefighting team goddammit, when will writers get that through their thick skulls.

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

I thought the Aussie chick was from /tv/.
Did she spam here too?

I mentioned this here.

Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

Not that I particularly like neetsocs, but they're right, most Nazi's were drafted or joined out of a patriotic duty, they didn't all join to give kikes gas showers n shit mostly because the holocaust never happened.

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

Who's got the time to sort out the good Nazis from the bad ones?

What Would B.J. Blazkowicz Do?

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

The entire point here is that there were NO men around. If any woman wanted something sexual that wasnt lonely, it would necessarily involve another pussy. Yes, women form cliques. Sapphic cliques.

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

Whats up with 2007?

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

They got a lot of flak for not taking any shit at all from Belgian resistance fighters, or the civilians harbouring them. The Austro-Hungarians weren't any gentler with Serbs.

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

How can something with an actress this bad be good?

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

Wonder Woman, as a character, has no personality. Having her played by cardboard is appropriate.

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

What Would B.J. Blazkowicz Do?
Not exist, for starts.

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

Her plot

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

In the MLP sense?

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

Her plothole you mean?

Jonathan White
Jonathan White

I agree with this honestly. My only problem with the Jewess who plays her is that she has small tits, aside form that she's great. Could use a bigger ass as well.

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

aside form that she's great
can't act for shit
has zero muscle
jew
ugly
great
wew

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

ugly

She has a hot face. I like her Mediterranean look.

Logan Morris
Logan Morris

PLANES?

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

Spoiler that shit.

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

Mediterranean implies South European. Not sandnigger, and especially not kikes who's looks fade completely by 30.

John Fisher
John Fisher

jews
not ugly as sin from birth

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

Wonder Woman was always a terrible idea. The whole point was to bend over backwards to feminists wanting a female superhero.

Parker Adams
Parker Adams

I thought Wonder Woman was made as some guy's kinky fetish comic. That said, I've never seen a single use of the character that wasn't forced or boring. They should have retired Wonder Woman after WW2.

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

Sigh. We really ought to storytime the George Perez Wonder Woman.

I wish Grant Morrison would do a run, his Wonder Woman is on a par with his Superman and Batman.

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

Both notions of yours are correct. Nothing but a boring fetish character that's overstayed their welcome and evolved into the generic feminist stronk womyn symbol. Even though those sorts of people have never read a comic in their life. Marvel and DC should just go completely into commercialism instead of writing comics. Using their "characters" as faces for merchandise is all they're really okay at doing anymore.

Luke King
Luke King

Basically, but thanks to the 70's show and Super Friends WW got a place in pop culture so DC has always elevated her. Despite the fact that after 50 years or so of being published she still has no definitive personality, no rogues gallery, and almost zero great stories to point to shows just what a waste she is. Now nothing can happen to her thanks to feminists pushing their shit through being pop culture "critics". She might be the only hero who continues thanks exclusively due to normies.

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

Batman's kinda the same. in the normie push regard. But at least there's good interpretations of Batman.

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

What's a hesse? Is it like a wagon?

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

Sure. He's only as important to the DCU as he is thanks to normies, but if they suddenly stopped caring about him there would still be interesting stories to tell with him. Hell, it might be better since they could get away from "Batman is the greatest everything" bullshit. I doubt many creators (that aren't tumblr-tier) feel they have a great Wonder Woman story to tell.

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

His Wonder Woman was shit

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

I agree.

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

Does anyone have it?

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Grant Morrison Wonder Woman
good

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

Despite the fact that after 50 years or so of being published she still has no definitive personality, no rogues gallery, and almost zero great stories to point to shows just what a waste she is
Said like someone who's never read her comics.

Because one word ruins an entire comic.

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

Not the same user but please recommend.

I have read a bunch of WW comics and I have come to the conclusion that in the modern age she is not a character. She is the IDEA of a character. All her comics are about how proving how tough she is, and because of that she doesn't have a personality.

Strangely enough she even has less of a personality then Feminist Blogger type superheroes because those are at least allowed to be shallow disgusting tools of human beings framed as quirky. WW…Is Tough…..I think?

Its like its a character that exists only to prove herself against…something…for no reason at all.

Adam Long
Adam Long

Not the user you were responding to but I can think of 2. Hekeleteia and Wonder Woman Gods and Mortals by George Perez. I'm sure there's others but those are the two I can think of at the top of my head.

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

Its like its a character that exists only to prove herself against…something…for no reason at all.

That's because Wonder Woman's mom has the pathos and baggage that makes for decent plot points, which leaves writers unable to decide whether Diana as her daughter is supposed to be blundering and innocent or wizened with a lethal temperence as a product of Amazon society.

Ryder Reed
Ryder Reed

mfw this whole thread
Sheeeiiit, I never realized how truly fucking awful Wonder Woman as a whole is. She was better off in her charming 1940s WWII setting where their brand of girl power wasn't so vile and could actually be cute. Seriously, why do people even like her now?

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

No one really does beyond sex appeal and normie product placement that caught on with feminists.

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

Keep in mind this list isn't perfect or up-to-date. Personally I didn't dig the Hiketeia because its rather contrived plot.
in the modern age she is not a character. She is the IDEA of a character
I concede that this is hard to argue against, if only because WW's direction post-Crisis hasn't been consistent.

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

Because Fake Geek Girls have been asserting themselves since the 70s

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

Hekeleteia
WW can beat batman BITCHES! Don't tell me to focus on that because that's literally the cover. Sans that its "Something Something Woman Kinship".

Thanks…But none of these covers really grab me. WW always stands in this "Fuck you for spilling my coffee" face and look…

Like give me 1 cool recomendation and WHY it really gives wonder woman something..Anything sans "I am Womyn Hear me roar" or "Fuck you for spilling my coffee"

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

Crisis was a mistake.

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

Because one word ruins an entire comic.
The entire book is like that

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

Not even those are so Deus Ex Machina-y
idk aangs' is pretty close

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

I've posted my tits a couple times, honestly
/co/-tier tits
My headcanon says flat as a board

John Gray
John Gray

Don't tell me to focus on that because that's literally the cover.
I also mentioned Gods and Mortals by George Perez. numbnuts.

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

Torrent?

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

Now Im gonna be nitpicky for one last time and Il say that "Ancient Greek Mythology interaction" also doesn't really define WW as well. Its just a thing she happens to be surrounded by. When I think of an interesting character interacting with Mythology style stuff I think Mid-Time Captain Marvel.

He does it so well It actually FEELS like Modern Day Mythology.

But I won't assume the worst. Like what does Gods and Mortals do for Wondy as a character. As a person and personality?

Colton Hall
Colton Hall

Flat means she's ripe for the fucking.

Isaac Reed
Isaac Reed

Did this movie flopped? Did it earned money, and how much?

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

It hasn't been released yet.

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

It's not hard to figure out how to do Wonder Woman. It's Xena in a modern setting. Is it that hard to figure out? It's fucking Xena, that's your fucking prototype, that's how you play it. Put Ares in a business suit, make him a sexy, snarky Tony Stark type. Have her kick Heracles in the nuts.

Jack Smith
Jack Smith

Put Ares in a business suit
JLU did that. I didn't like it. They actually had Ares show his face and I really do prefer his helmet look, when all you see is his eyes and you don't know what's underneath the helmet

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

Okay, I haven't watched much television, so I have to as: What's the difference between current-year WW and Xena?

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

*have to ask
dammit

Nicholas Myers
Nicholas Myers

Xena kicked ass and acted as a intermediary between humanity and the machinations of the gods, despite even the ostensibly friendly ones fucking with her life, and always being up to some damn thing, and the hostile ones either flirting with her hardcore or trying to recruit her, or both, staying in touch with her mortal friends and beating the ever loving crap out of anyone, god, mortal, demon or monster, who fucked with the little guy on her watch. In an entertaining, episodic way without REEEEing or being a preachy SJW cunt about it.
You know, like Wonder Woman is supposed to be.

Imagine if they tried doing Xena today. They'd have Kate Leth, Gail Simone, and Chelsea Cain writing, and she'd be a pierced potatohead queen bee who spends every episode sitting in some coffee shop in Athens telling her rainbow tribe of fat bearded gays and fat bearded dykes and fat bearded trannies to go shit in Hercules' mailbox for being an unreformed mysogynistic retrosexual who can't remember his pronouns.

Wyatt Perez
Wyatt Perez

Xena used to be evil

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

Athena goes on /a/index.html

John Nelson
John Nelson

now every villain's master plan involves crashing planes with no survivors
the plane scene once again is shown to be the most influential piece of kino of all times
BRAVO NOLAN
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Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

I've heard that the best thing that happened to Kaiser Wilhelm II's reputation was Adolf Hitler. But yeah, WW I Germany was just one of the many countries going to a war that everybody knew it would happen sooner or later (as famously predicted by Bismarck, "for some bullshit at the Balkans"), but what these SJW mongoloid revisionists conveniently forget is:

1) In 1914, everybody still had the 19th century ideal of war as a chivalrous endeavour; most armies didn't even assigned helmets to their soldiers, like the French (who charged German machine gun positions in the Ardennes wearing hats, white gloves, breastplates, and bayonets).
2) WW I post-war propaganda put all the blame for the war starting on the Germans (they enabled Austria-Hungary to make the impossible demands on Serbia)
but the truth is, the blame has to be shared with Russia (they pre-mobilized as soon as Austria started making demans on Serbia, which sent Germany into panic-mode; there's a reason why they managed to invade East Prussia before what the Schliffen Plan predicted), France (could have stepped out of the war when Germany mobilized against Russia), England (decided to warn Germany about invading Belgium only after the Germans were already at the German-Belgian border, when detouring would be impossible) and Italy (had they kept their alliance with the Central Powers, France would probably not enter the war), at least.
3) Germany pushed for some morally questionable shit (the use of gas, zepellin bombing, unrestricted sub warfare) because they were desperate, because Austro-Hungarian leadership was completely ineffective (Konrad von Hotzendorf in particular; he bothced two invasions of Serbia and three winter offensives over the Carpathian mountains, among other things).
4) Even Woodrow Wilson recognized that Germany could not be entirely blamed for the war, since he pushed for a "peace without winners" in 1916.
5) Even so, Austria causus belli couldn't be completely dismissed. What these retards don't seem to understand is that the assassination of Franz Ferdinand wasn't just the killing of the heir to the Austrian throne; he was the heir to the Austrian throne that was pushing for a reform in the Empire that would make Austria-Hungary into Austria-Hungary-Slavic Empire, giving Slavic people full autonomy like the Austrians and Hungarians had. In Adolf Hitler's memories about WW I, he mentions that, at first, he feared that it was some Austrain radicals who killed Franz Ferdinand, because while he wasn't exactly pro-Slavic by any means, he also didn't want to crush them under his boots like Konrad von Hotzendorf did.

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

Germans are creating chemical weapons
So were the French and the British, by the way.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_weapons_in_World_War_I
The use of poison gas performed by all major belligerents throughout World War I constituted war crimes (…)
The British expressed outrage at Germany's use of poison gas at Ypres but responded by developing their own gas warfare capability.
The deficiencies of chlorine were overcome with the introduction of phosgene, which was prepared by a group of French chemists led by Victor Grignard and first used by France in 1915.

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

It's OK, Black Culture is actually what gave origin to all cultures all around the world.

WE WUZ

Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

Hey /tv/

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

Britain basically could have told Germany from the beginning that an invasion of Belgium was off the table, and Germany would probably had abandoned the Schliffen plan (since it didn't take into account Great Britain, only Russia and France). But they waited until Germany was basically at Belgium's door to shout, "don't invade!". The Kaiser even tried to comply, but von Moltke (Germany's Chief of Staff) overruled it, claiming that "the mobilization of millions of men cannot be improvised".
One of the actual reasons for Great Britain to go to war against Germany was the naval arms race both countries were engaged into; which ended up being ironic since all those dreadnoughts ended up sitting on their respective ports after Jutland.

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

Well posted, chaps. Quite informational.
You too.

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

Gail Simone
Was this cunt ever a good writer? I first heard of her when Uncle Linky Cockslut was cumming all over her work on Wonder Woman, and instantly I knew she must be shit. Everything I read from her seems awfully preachy in some way.

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

Earlier stuff was decent.

Daniel Williams
Daniel Williams

Her first run on Birds of Prey was decent. I think the second run fell into the DIVERSITY! bear trap

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

Face Off had the best plane scene.

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

Her run on Deadpool and Agent X was actually pretty decent.

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

The fact that Germany contacted Mexico and promised them support on a war against the US probably had something to do with the "American public opinion going from pro-Germany to anti-Germany". The Kaiser and his cabinet made a lot of mistakes on their own, don't forget that. And even if Germany was military winning in 2016 (specially after they took Romania), their allies were collapsing on their own. Remember, the Brusilov Offensive making Austria-Hungary almost collapse was the reason why they had to divert troops from Verdun to save them in 2016, and the Ottomans' only victory in the war was at the Dardanelles in 2015.

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

That's some interesting alternate history you wrote there, user.

Anthony Nguyen
Anthony Nguyen

if I just make up shit, everyone will believe

This isn't /leftypol/, you dumb kike.

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

implying yuropoors are better off

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

Pedos get out.

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

That actually happened, dumbfuck.

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

And just in case you still decide to be stupid:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimmermann_Telegram

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

even if Germany was military winning in 2016
the Brusilov Offensive making Austria-Hungary almost collapse was the reason why they had to divert troops from Verdun to save them in 2016
the Ottomans' only victory in the war was at the Dardanelles in 2015.
is this an exciting new meme

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INLzqh7rZ-U

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

This looks like it has some potential. Unfortunately if the leaks are true it will suck.

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