NINE YEARS

Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

NINE YEARS

All urls found in this thread:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cGGbtBaKZE
http://garfcom.biz/
http://shampoofantasy.com/
https://garfield.com/paws-inc/press-room
http://www.shampoofantasy.com/
https://mega.nz/#!o0BiCBJK!WDrxeI9zx0KvdPcOPYpWmcUzovYzSg8vLN4aCHdaGwo
http://astrology.about.com/od/plutoincapricornto2023/qt/PlutoCap.htm
https://archive.fo/u1Kuq
Levi Ross
Levi Ross

OH SHIT

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

forget about samurai jack this is what i have been waiting for

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

Fist of the Borf Star Ends
Lasagna Cat returns

THE PROPHECY

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

Anyone call the number?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cGGbtBaKZE

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

New Samurai Jack
New Dragon Ball
Psychonauts sequel
More lasagna cat

2017 is the age of Aquarius.

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

new dragon ball

DB is shit

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

Good thing I didn't ask you.

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

Psychonauts sequel
user, you may want to sit down……

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

What's the update on double fine's new crowdfunding website? Is it a scam like i thought it was when i heard about it?

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

New Psychonauts
No
I hope that the First of the B0rf star guy makes a collab with them

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

Can't say, no one really has been keeping up.

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

I think they got even more shekels from a publisher

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

Fergie
Prince

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

This is going to be a good year.

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

Is it a scam like i thought it was when i heard about it?

Of course it is.

Not sure anyone cared about it after a week or two except for whatever crowdfunding thing he was doing personally, so people didn't seem to bother looking into it any further.

But even the basic idea of it is bullshit on its face.

Carson Cox
Carson Cox

So uh, should I be embarrassed that I'm 31 and have only actually slept with three girls? I'm kind of a recluse. If you counted online stuff, the number would be dramatically higher, but barely anyone counts that…

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

Nah not really.

Not a lot of people actually sleep with a massive numbers of sexual partners.

Oliver Campbell
Oliver Campbell

Fatal Farm was also the group that did that "Duck Tales" live action video where Daisy gets kidnapped and forced to make child porn and the SWAT teams come in and shoot everyone.

And from the slightly recent Robocop "remake" tribute movie, where a bunch of different groups remade specific scenes, Fatal Farm got to do the scene where Robocop shoots a rapist in the dick. Followed by Robocop shooting about 50 guys in the dick multiple times.

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

They took a shitty song and justified its reason to exist.

James Kelly
James Kelly

Legitimately dramatic and depressing and sympathetic.

And do you know why?

PUMPKIN

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

My PURSonal favorite haha rekt

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

These are about 9 years old also.

John Watson
John Watson

Same for these, they were on /i/ back around 2008 or 2009.

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

I finally have a chance to use this

Jaxson Thomas
Jaxson Thomas

My favorite one is the Desperado one, because the original strip is just depressing and it gets magical with the live action version.

Nolan Cooper
Nolan Cooper

Checked
Brutal Legend was fun, but stupid

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

Where do you think we are, you fucking normalfag?

Michael White
Michael White

of course, goy! you should be ashamed that you're not carrying multiple strains of HPV to share!
(if you've had three sex partners, don't worry, odds are you have one strain.)

Mason Perry
Mason Perry

Uh… Among friends…?

Dylan Murphy
Dylan Murphy

I am 28 and I am kissless virgin, however, It is expected, because I'm 5'4".

In fact, it is a miracle I haven't been raped.

Jose Baker
Jose Baker

I know Tim is a fraud, but he isn't the only one working on the games so I have hope still.

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

It's hard to pick a favorite, but the toast one sticks out in my mind best.

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

having friends
having a lifetime of perverted orgies with more women than I can count on my thumbs
fuck off Chad /facebook/index.html

Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

no wizard powers
Get out

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

Wizards
On Holla Forums

But wizards are anti-/co/ ?

John Peterson
John Peterson

I actually need help.
24 fedora sporting virgin. I recently had a girl send me her pussy pics out of her own free will.
How do I protect myself from succubi?

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

fedora sporting
Either they gave you a Trilby and ripped you off, or you just need to wear it on your first date

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

okay I admit, it's only a metaphorical fedora

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

Jack did a lot of unpaid work for Tim recently, because Tim ran out of money on the 3 Million dollar kickstarter game of his.
Because they were "friends". Guess that was the last favour though.

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

Well now you know what your first step should be then

Sebastian Flores
Sebastian Flores

Needs more cat brush.

Benjamin Garcia
Benjamin Garcia

Uh, you don't get to bring friends

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

I'm not your friend buddy.

James Powell
James Powell

who is the fat one? the girl?

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

They went dead silent after it was revealed that most of what they were doing was crazy illegal and likely to get the SEC to kick down their door and skullfuck them.

I think a few other projects since Psychonauts 2 have been financed, but there hasn't been a peep about the game, let alone any admission of guilt, since they fired most of their employees and had DJ Fish Sticks at their "everyone is fired!" party.

Cameron Morales
Cameron Morales

By the way, since jewtube is doing their best in removing the sound from these, if there's any video you want back in its original format, give me a whistle, I saved them a while back except for one that was already muted long before I got around to do that.

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

this

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

Post them all, bro.

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

"everyone is fired!" party.
haha
wat?

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

Do you want me to make sweet sensual love to you, user?
I'm 24, same height, same lack of experience.
W-We can cuddle and watch cartoons after.

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

Seconding this.

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

The only one I found that had the audio removed was

Does it vary by region or something?

Wyatt Collins
Wyatt Collins

Double Fine paid for a celebration of their employees called day of the devs (themed like Grim Fandango due to the pun) and featured Phil Fish as a DJ. Two weeks later they fired a significant amount of staff.

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

Aw what the hell, sure

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

tfw only had one sexual partner, my current girlfriend, and she has oral herpes
it's not so bad, I haven't caught it thanks to protection but I have to avoid her mouth like a fucking timebomb

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

Bet that makes kissing her a bit awkward.

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

What a ride.

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

We don't kiss

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

IIRC the Overkill (Payday) guys got involved with them from what I heard.

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

audio has been copyrighted
for a parody

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Welcome to Youtube, where the Terms of Service are made up and Fair Use doesn't matter.

Blake Murphy
Blake Murphy

YEAR OF THE FIRE COCK

James Hall
James Hall

We don't kiss

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

Fuck you niggers I was drinking

David Myers
David Myers

It ain't over yet
Ah alright that's the one with the disabled audio then
I had to redownload them because this goddamn website won't accept anything but webms or mp4s with very specific encoding, I'll edit that one later

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

Can't you just convert the files to a postable format?

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

Wouldn't work for some reason

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

There we go

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

crippling depression, lol!

Nathan Ward
Nathan Ward

Fist of the Borf Star Ends
I can't believe I slept on this, I am just now watching it what a miracle this is…

Best Anime Ever.

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

Tanks a mil, user. I don't have any OC right at the moment so here's autism from a month ago. It's the least I can do.

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

Jim Davis isn't all that funny, but he has an amazing talent for making comics that are genuinely depressing on purpose.

Actually, I take that back, there are a few Garfield strips that are genuinely hilarious.

Thomas Nelson
Thomas Nelson

Anyone call the number?
"karen smith, 22"
not now I'm not
also
22
slut

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

I know Tim is a fraud, but he isn't the only one working on the games so I have hope still.
It is BECAUSE he is the one working on it that I have lost hope.

David Clark
David Clark

there's a bunch more panels that are just that, Jon being a depressed fuck, and it's even worse when you remove garfield from the picture
FotBS is still ongoing, it has ended like a few months ago thanks to the maker getting bored of people asking more of it, making a Live Action-DIO's World kind of deal epilogue, throwing a tantrum at people not willing to watch his other non-Garfield animations and then slowly crawling back to them.
8ch is the gift that keeps on giving
Jim Davis is a good cartoonist. I've read in some interviews that Garfield was created entirely out of his will to make a profitable looking character, just for the merchandising and license fees. The strip is not necessarily funny because Garfield is merely a tool for him to make money. In some ways, if that's true, I can respect that, but I don't think he's ever made an honestly funny strip, only some unintended ones. Also I believe he co-published the Garfield Minus Garfield book or something.

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

Will it ever end?

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

So what exactly do you think Fatal Farm is going to do with all that info?

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

HOLY SHIT NEW LASANGA CATS INBOUND

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

your answer

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

it's four fucking hours long

Levi Flores
Levi Flores

4 Hours

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

it's four hours long
Jesus fucking christ

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

I don't fucking believe it. That's some serious dedication for a fucking Garfield parody.

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

you should feel ashamed for having had sex outside wedlock you hedonistic degenerate
-/pol/

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

a new one

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The ending…

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

There's so many new ones. What the fuck?

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

The ending…
Fatal Farm could probably make some really good surreal films if they weren't so focused on next-level shitposting.

Not that it's a bad thing.

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

The fucking channels at the end of the video in the credits are actually real.

YouTube lazycat619 and darthmauldog1125

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

So who called in? And where are you in that four hour video?

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

tfw didn't call
Anyway, the ending of the Sex Survey Results video was amazing. Hope they don't stop for 9 years again.

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

he didn't call in
I'm so sorry, you should have.

I actually haven't seen the ending yet, so please don't spoil it

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

that ending

Christopher Hall
Christopher Hall

Four fucking hours, fucking FOUR.
Also holy fucking shit, the fucking ending.

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

Did anyone else notice the time moving on the clock as well?

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

The time of day also changes. This shit goes on real time.

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

It's quite impressive, I also love that you can actually read the newspaper articles if you are dedicated enough

David Diaz
David Diaz

The upload date on the video
yfw Fatal Farms spent five years making new Lasagna Cat material to unleash to the public

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

Well damn

Jose King
Jose King

Pic?

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

I've had one partner and I'm 30

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

Now I wish I called in

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

How the fuck do they do this?

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

i just saw the shampoo video, didn't expected that

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

Never underestimate the power of memes.
And Lasagna.

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

FIVE YEARS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

FOUR YEARS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

HOLY SHIT THAT ENDING

Was the baby supposed to be Jim Davis?

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

I think it's supposed to be Jon reborn, hence the blue shirt

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

I didn't even see the blue shirt, and it's actually gets too fucked up for me around the end to ever watch that again

Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

GARFCOM.BIZ IS A REAL WEBSITE
AND IT LINKS TO A SHAMPOO PORNO SITE WITH JON ON IT

http://garfcom.biz/

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

All those different mannequins likely all custom made
Holy christ.

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

http://shampoofantasy.com/

Christopher Sanders
Christopher Sanders

I'm absolutely floored by how much effort they put into these videos. I haven't had the time to watch the longer ones, but these guys clearly have passion.

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

This fucking guy

Justin Moore
Justin Moore

I tried to watch the new ones again and I'm getting this video is unavailable now on 06/08/2001. This an issue on my end or?

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

Is Raymond considered moe~?

Sebastian Thomas
Sebastian Thomas

Looks like there's an issue on your end, it works just fine for me

What was your favorite tribute this year?

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

Now thats funny

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

After watching the new tributes again, I've been noticing there's a lot of weird stuff involving website links and addresses.

We've already addressed GARFBIZ.COM and Shampoofantasy.com, but the video responding to that (02/26/2003) has an address in it, along with all the kanji which I can't translate because I don't speak moonrunes:

5440 E. CR450 N.
ALBANY, IN 47320
That's the location of PAWS, INC, the company that owns, licenses, and distributes Garfield across the world.

What's weird about this is that another video nearly shares that same address (the Breakfast at Tiffany's tribute, or 11/19/1979)

11/19/1979 contains nearly the same address as the last address, except it adds the info of Kim Campbell, the Director of Public Relations at PAWS, INC. The noticeable difference is that instead of 5440 E Co Rd, it's actually 5330 E Co Rd, which seems to be right next to PAWS, INC.

I'm wonder why Fatal Farm would change the address for Kim Campbell, especially when they could have just gotten the information off of the official Garfield website
https://garfield.com/paws-inc/press-room

There's obviously more, but I'm trying to get people to dig for more shit

Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

I havent been on Holla Forums in over a year but im glad i came back to find this thread.

I fucking love you guys

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

This one really caught me off-guard. I was laughing like a maniac when Jon's head exploded.

William Ross
William Ross

/co/ never took the opportunity to contribute
Seriously, I feel depressed by this.

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

/r/ing the call at 9:37 where Robert from Ohio babbles about his fuck ugly girlfriend.

Christian Morris
Christian Morris

I called in, but they didn't use mine. Maybe I shouldn't have waited a couple days.

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

Some of my favorite calls:

The guy who calls in and says he had sex with a teacher but it was not consensual, and then he makes sure to point out she didn't consent.

The guy who calls in multiple times to talk about the cybersex chat room shit, as seen above.

Every time someone gives a goofy name like "Adolf Hitler" and Garfield lets out a really long sigh.

The guy who says he's Nolan Ryan's secret 4th son and that two of his sexual partners were his own father.

Around the 2:30:00 mark, an ice cream truck shows up outside the door and stays there for several calls.

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

some notable things and calls I can remember

the one guy who doesn't introduce himself, and rambles on youtube partnerships, while Jon awkwardly reacts for about a minute.1:07:50
The guy who called in four straight times to reconfirm his sexual partners starting from 11 to 10 to 11 again to zero.
The guy who says he going to commit suicide.
The other guy who only says "i want to die" 3:06:40
Jon's reaction to Tim Allen (he makes the sound), Hugh Mongus, and Hugh Jass.
Silly names like weedhilter.
Garfield's reaction to Nermal and Donald trump
The stoner call.
The girl caller who didn't want to give her name away and Jon replies "why not, everyone doing it"
Morse code call.

Michael Brown
Michael Brown

What time is the Nergal call?

James Sanders
James Sanders

What a beautiful snapshot of humanity.

William Jackson
William Jackson

You forgot the call Jon got from "Khram" that he struggles to pronounce.

Christian King
Christian King

I can't find it at the moment, take these time stamps instead:
Garfield reacts to Monday 4:02:40
Donald trump 2:58:17
Donald duck impression 47:15
Robbie rotten 2:46:19
Tim Allen 3:58:27
guy describes sexual experience, Jon goes "great" 3:03:03

Luke Young
Luke Young

“Molested only 1 child”

He could be a writer for salon!

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

Found Nermal! 3:48:25

more notable ones I've rediscovered:
Britfag spells his name 3:49:16
guy demanding answers 3:54:26
Weeboo 4:11:44
woman speaking in code 3:00:36
Another guy speaking for long time while Jon listens 3:10:34
1st stoner 12:19
2nd stoner 3:14:05
Guy who calls in 4 times to reconfirm his sex partners 3:33:21 to 3:34:22
Matt Fucking Hillock 3:44:13
My Asshole Hurts 43:55
Dog barking 1:08:25
Weedlord boner Hitler 2:15:35
classified (virgin) 51:50
Jon says Khram 2:21:05

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

This is fucking great reminds me of youtube in 2007.

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

Oh fuck is that supposed to be zangetsu or some other specific weeb shit sword?

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

07/27/1978 of course deserves to be memorialized as the single greatest work ever produced.

David Ross
David Ross

Also having never actually watched Miami Vice, I thought the In the Air Tonight one was just an homage but no, it is a literal 1:1 re-enactment right down to the camera shots of the same scene from the show.

Levi Price
Levi Price

I love how the guy playing Garfield actually sounds genuinely tired and annoyed. It makes this even more entertaining knowing Garfield is totally in character.

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

different "comic strip" graphics for each person
no reused footage for Jon's parts
all those mannequins
4 hour project

They did reuse a lot of footage. All the clothes for the mannequins were colorshifted as well and the same shots used over and over. Still a hell of a lot of work.

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

4:40:51
Holy fucking shit.

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

I love death grips

John Johnson
John Johnson

that fucking ending

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

tfw one of my ex-gfs gave me oral herpes and I don't know which one

Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

having gfs

John Reyes
John Reyes

tfw don't know that feel

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

having a girlfriend
getting herpes from her
That's like your cat stealing your pipe from you.

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

having a gf

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

I've had oral herpes since I was a kid

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

Did anyone translate the moonrunes from the end of this video?

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

You poor soul.

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

That's what happened to my girlfriend, she got it from a relative

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

got it from a relative

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

she got it from a relative

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

Just a heads up, they had to take down the 'Breakfast with Garfield' video.

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

copyright strike by Paws Incorporated
Does this confirm that Jim Davis has final witnessed lasagna cat?

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

They probably removed the video because it listed the contact information of people at Paws Inc.

Josiah Wright
Josiah Wright

Christ.

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

Please tell me someone webm'd it.

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

Not yet.

Charles Price
Charles Price

Man he's old and still doing it.

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

God damn it.

Bentley Campbell
Bentley Campbell

Tim Allen
EEEEEUUURGH?

Was that legit?

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

http://www.shampoofantasy.com/

I don't understand, for what purpose was this made?

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

I was half expecting canned laughter and the Fatal Farm logo.

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

Has anyone checked if the porn website url from the 12/04/1980 video is legit?

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

For anyone who wants the ending spoiled.

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

part 2

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

I can only find a partial clip from breakfast with Garfield.

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

user, why were you dating your cousin?

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

To be fair I don't think she knew they had it it was from a kiss you shits, nothing sexual

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

mom has oral herpes, never let me kiss her when I was a kid
was super concerned that I never share drinks with others when I was a kid too
she also was and is a neat freak but that part is because her mom was a lazy cunt and had her to all the house work

Jason King
Jason King

Basically in a nut shell.

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

Yes.

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

the ending

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

Truly a standard for all art.

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

I dont get it.

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

I'm new on this.
Where do I start?

John Brown
John Brown

From the every beginning

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

Lasagna

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

Thanks but I found my way.
I'm 20 minutes in 07/21/1978.

Isaac Roberts
Isaac Roberts

May John bless you on your journey user

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

How the fuck do people find cults like this and actually think they're a good idea to join? This shit somehow makes less sense than the cult someone tried drafting my mom into. She never joined it. She saw through the bullshit.

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

Drugs and kids who need help then don't get it. They become more and more estranged until they find someone who uses them or is like them in a compatible way that exponentially accelerates their mental deterioration until they can't tell reality from fiction.

A lot of it is also feeling disconnected from people and wanting to find someone to connect to in desperation. Humans are social animals and will sometimes make really bad decisions to belong to something. Also many people lack common sense in regards to these things so they don't realize the trouble that getting involved with such groups will lead to down the line. As you can see with the guy in that pic he can't afford his power bill even with working full time and he feels disjointed and incomplete from that woman that used him.

I think also a lot of it has to do with the propaganda in our tv and schools now that try to turn kids into unthinking zombies that will follow what the news and hollywood tell them to do and be part of. The kids coming out today are fanatical due to their lack of teaching especially in critical thinking. Actually parents are the most responsible for this trend but unfortunately either they don't want to be parents and leave it to school and media or have to work so much they aren't around so the kids only have school and media.

Basically we are all sorts of fucked right now with the current generation of kids and I expect in a decade a lot more similar situations to accrue on boards such as these.

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

Now what I don't get is why he considered the bible to be "le man with the pitchfork".
The bible can get pretty lovecraftian, you just need the patience to read it.
Is like finding the weird bits in Twin Peaks.

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

Then you should watch the ending of the 4 hour video

Kayden Scott
Kayden Scott

Love Live Sunshine S2 announced
what have you done

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

Its the year of the cock, everything is getting fucked!

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

Found breakfast with Garfield
https://mega.nz/#!o0BiCBJK!WDrxeI9zx0KvdPcOPYpWmcUzovYzSg8vLN4aCHdaGwo

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

Don't worry about it, user.
2 more years and you get something much better than pussy

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

And this is why I am intensely discomforted by the Kek cult. Heresy is a hell of a drug.

Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

I am personally intensely discomforted by the Kek cult because it's mostly autistic fucks that forgot to even try to be funny.

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

No one cares

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

not posting in a dead thread about to fall off the board
Fucker

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

Hugh Jass
69
I can't believe I didn't think of this.

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

the final fantasy one is still the funniest one
skills > jim davis
BZZT BZZT BZZT

i mean i get it. grafles is not funny and yet davis got a ton of money for using the property that he really didnt deserve because of the quality of his strip, but man did this guy went too far on his garfdor autism.

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

because no-one's posted it yet

Evan Walker
Evan Walker

In /pol/ almost anything you say will be considered true as long as you have repeating digits and your statement goes with their confirmation bias.

Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

This will sounds strange, but i listened this whole thing and was fucking comfy and relaxing… wtf!

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

/pol/ thought method.mp4

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

Same here. It's insane rambling and you get a great sense that everyone around the guy thinks he's a nut, but he's so persuasive and has such a calming voice.

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

I demand a sequel with the next strip.

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

I think you may have missed the point. Didn't you pay attention? All art can be extrapolated from this perfect fixed point in the Garfield mythos. Who needs a sequel when you have the original?

Easton Russell
Easton Russell

Who needs a sequel when you have the original?
Sorry, I was too enthusiastic as the result of the video and I longed for more. The euphoria made me blind to its true meaning.
The cat has your pipe.
The cat has my pipe.

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

Indeed.

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

No user, you were the cat all along.

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

ne ceci pas un chat

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

I have just gotten around to watch all of the new ones. I have some complaints about allowing Justin Roiland on your payroll, but overall they're fantastic.

Something interesting that came up as I was watching these though: apparently some of these were already made way back in 2008 for some performance but either never saw the light of day or they were shut down by jewtube. So the reason why the actor for Jon looks so young in some of these is not because of time traveling shenanigans, sadly.

On that note, I read a funny comment asking whose money are they laundering, but judging by the quality of some of this shit it really feels like some of it was paid with drug money. The beauty of this fucking show is that whatever is going on behind the scenes is immensely more interesting and up to speculation than what is shown.

Also which one is you guys' favorite? Mine has to be the one with the socks.

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

The cat has your pipe, hands down

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

I thought it was fantastic too, but it got a bit too much on the nose at some parts. They could've obtained the same effect by shortening the video to a half and adding more special effects, but it was overall really enjoyable.

I cannot stress how much I hated the part with Roiland though, because it ruined the atmosphere of the video. Lasagnacat is meant to be an overly detailed version of Jim Davis' strips with stellar editing, adding cheap shit like that really ruined that one for me. Haunted Hamburger was fun as it was completely bad, that one is someone being bad on purpose not knowing he's always bad.

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

They could've obtained the same effect by shortening the video to a half and adding more special effects, but it was overall really enjoyable.
No they couldn't.
It should have been 2 hours long.

I cannot stress how much I hated the part with Roiland though, because it ruined the atmosphere of the video. Lasagnacat is meant to be an overly detailed version of Jim Davis' strips with stellar editing, adding cheap shit like that really ruined that one for me. Haunted Hamburger was fun as it was completely bad, that one is someone being bad on purpose not knowing he's always bad.
The purpose it is to show how unfunny Jim Davis is by using absurdist humor.
Also what's so bad about Roiland, I mean he did broke the a atmosphere, but is not like they brought Dan Harmon or Alex Hirsch, Roiland could perfectly be browsing this thread right now unlike the other two.

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

Also which one is you guys' favorite?
10/20/1984 - Miami Vice pilot recreation

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

Also what's so bad about Roiland
The fact that he was singing out of key on purpose with his iconic voice. If he had been trying to sing on key and fucked up unintentionally, that'd have been much funnier. But no, he has to act like a Rick and Morty character in the middle of the song and it detracts from the actually fun shit that is going on.
Roiland could perfectly be browsing this thread right now unlike the other two.
I can tell him to fuck off back to his studios more directly then. Stop making sad lore in your fucking sci-fi comedy flash animations, nerd.

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

/leftypol/index.html
But think about it, if they made surreal movies no one would watch them because of the stigma of indie movies being pretentious shit. But since they're making a parody, you're watching their surreal shit without questioning it. It's REALLY post-modern, since it's just not what you'd expect and it's presented to you as a video you should expect of them.
Yeah, I also like how they made a few variations on the "Who's there" lines.
Fucking dedication to their craft, and/or hatred for Jim Davis. I'm reminded of Ferruccio Lamborghini, a man who hated car manufacturer Enzo Ferrari so much he dedicated the rest of his life in trying to upstage him.
Here's the reupload
Remember, these are the people who supposedly tracked down Jim Davis' private phone number, set up multiple accounts in advance for this moment (IF this isn't just the world's second time traveling prank, after the safety not guaranteed guy) and sat on finished skits without releasing them to the public despite them being done in 2008. Jon inexplicably doesn't age in the latest ones either.
You complain, but you didn't do shit for it either. Be the change you want to see in the world or sod off.
You forgot Jon humming after hearing about Jan Michael Vincent and the two girls arguing about revealing their identity. But you can tell that whoever still thinks that "Anime Weedlord" is any funny comes straight out of reddit.
Some guy from the comments made a transcript of all the callers.
I appreciate the effort but the last one is no lasagna.
Mind to make one with Jon putting the little socks onto a stuffed Garfield, watching it go and giving a creepy look at the camera?
This shit unnerves me because I really really want to see if they wrote an entire article just for that paper but I'll never know.
What I like about Jim Davis is that despite Garfield being clearly just an outlet for his merchandising contracts, he still is not above making innocent videos about it and he seems to be having fun in making the strip.
It's implied through shit like Garfield Minus Garfield and An Arbuckle's Christmas/Thanksgiving that Garfield is either just a cat or an imaginary friend of Jon's. A parallel is made between Jim Davis' creative process (from a making-of video where some asshole with the bucket tool is considered a colorist) and Jon's inner thoughts. Just like how Davis has no "control" over what Garfield will do in his strips, neither does Jon, and to him for all intents and purposes the cat may or may not be real. The mannequins I assume are supposed to be the viewers/readers, who give Jon a grim reminder that he's a relic of the past and the whole reason why they partook in the stupid sex survey was to mock him through Lasagnacat's videos. Humanoid Garfield proceeds to literally undo Jon, because without the cat he's a non-character, when Garfield will stop being produced so will he indirectly. The Polish girl is probably just some surrealist shit to see if they had foreigners watching their videos, but I interpret the ending as basically Jon being reborn just to suffer, just how every iteration of Garfield has him being quite literally at Garfield's feet/paws.
Or maybe it's the pipe strip elongated in 4 hours' worth of content. Jon is feeling for his sexuality, can't find it, asks to a million Americans where it could be and finds out that Garfield stole his umbilical cord all along. I should probably mention that the baby opening his eye was more disturbing than anything I've ever seen in my life.
For the millionth time, Kek/Kuk was invented as a meme by the /pol/ thinktank as a way to confuse the shit out of journalists and paid D&C shills by making them think that the underground nazi kommando forum was actually run by a bunch of neo-egyptian cultists. Niggers who take this shit outside of /pol/ are just the kind of cancerous people who'd fit right in with the "social media" crowd if they weren't such huge hipsters.

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

Poe's Law.

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

I hope some day that a millionaire pays Discovery to air it for an entire month.

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

Niggers who take this shit outside of /pol/ are just the kind of cancerous people who'd fit right in with the "social media" crowd if they weren't such huge hipsters.
note that this crowd of morons also includes a large proportion of people posting on /pol/ who came here from cuckchan. unfortunately. the biggest lasting damage gamergay did to user culture was leading a bunch of people to think they should bring their twitter shitposting habits here.

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

I think you mean leading a bunch of normalfags to think that they are welcome here
shitposting is an user tradition after all

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

No, is right in that it's not the fact that normalfaggots could come here, it's the fact that they were allowed to use their own reddit-tier posts and formatting and claim they're "oldfags" because they've been in here during GG. /v/ has gone to shit.

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

The reason /v/'s shit is because Mark the kike is too self-centered to properly moderate. I'd sooner trust a fucking moslen over him, but there's no chance of him ever leaving, since he's already met the admins, and gave them the "talk" of how antisemitic it would be to suddenly depose him of his powers.

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

i am more concerned that everytime somebody tried to create an "optional /v/" they end up failling
/v/ is pretty lethargic, so i doubt they even care

Hudson Collins
Hudson Collins

Read the last part. He's basically jewed it out for the specific purpose of jewing it out. Stuff like /newsplus/ and the "featured boards" should tell you what you're dealing with.

Blake Price
Blake Price

they were shut down by jewtube.
We need to archive 'em, but how?

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

There are more youtube downloader programs than there are stars in the galaxy
I know I'm already doing that, for one
Just make another board and invite autists every once in a while, they can ban you for aggressive advertisement but they can't do that if you do it sporadically

Mason Foster
Mason Foster

Just make another board and invite autists every once in a while, they can ban you for aggressive advertisement but they can't do that if you do it sporadically
The problem is that it has been tried a few times and it has always failed. The last time that I remember it happening was when people started to use smh, fam and other niggerspeak and people demanded that Mark would either ban those people or add wordfilters. Mark ignored these demands(this was also in a time when he had a weekly meta-thread to receive feedback from /v/) and some people(including me) moved to /svidya/, however there weren't enough people to form a community, so we grudgingly moved back to /v/(though apparently there are still people using it, might check it from time to time).
In my opinion, what killed /v/ were the countless exoduses from halfchan and reddit, they slowly, but surely eroded the community and what was once a happy one that would gladly talk about good games and shit on bad ones, now shits on good ones as well(there was recently a Gothic thread like that) and have become the "/v/ hates everything" stereotype. However, there is still a slimmer of hope, with threads like "one game one week" in which an user picks a game, they all play it and discuss it. I hope him the best of luck, sadly I am bit too busy right now to play the game and contribute.
I remember when gamergate was still Five Guys and I was thinking to myself that if they succeed in destroying Zoe and all the game media, it will be at the price of the board as they had to use reddit for it. I was sorta right, and I lost an entire forum, as I was one of those who got banned. When Trump campaigned, I thought the same thing would happen to /pol/ and I was right, they managed to get Trump elected, but at the cost of the board quality, it went from "political discussion of fascism and libertarianism" to "The Trump News Network". /leftypol/ isn't any better, because they wanted to reach the top boards, but they did that by recruiting lots and lots of redditfags, so the quality decreased greatly. I mostly use /liberty/ for political discussion since it is a place were both /leftypol/ and /pol/ gather to discuss, however there are too many troll threads and posts, especially from /leftypol/.
sage for off topic meta talk

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

No, that's 2024.

http://astrology.about.com/od/plutoincapricornto2023/qt/PlutoCap.htm

https://archive.fo/u1Kuq

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

/pol/
"The Trump News Network"
Really? They're still shilling for that openly spoken shabbos goy?

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

As I said /leftypol/, you're no better than /pol/.

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

/leftypol/
I don't even go to that shithole. At one point I thought it would be a good board becuase KIA reccomended it to me, and I support GamerGate as a whole, then I realized KIA is the same sub that was kissing Milo's ass during the Bill Maher incedent, so really that sub is just full leftist cucks. You see that's the problem with Reddit subs really, it never tends to be anything but left leaning, even r/conservative and r/The_Donald, they see George Soros as a nazi other than just another globalist kike. I'm just saying what Trump really is to my eyes, a shabbos goy. Wether /pol/ disagrees with that notion, there is plenty of evidence that he is, funny how halfchan/pol/ notices that more than they would, but of course I've seen more Trump shilling there as well, maybe even more so than 8/pol/.

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

So what you're saying is "Dude wait for Hitler"

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

KIA reccomended it to me,
Jesus fuck, fuck off to Reddit you piece of shit.

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

Can the Pipe strip even compare to the depth and complexity of the Loss strip?

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

You might be onto something here bub

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