Justification for bikini armor

Nathaniel Gutierrez
Nathaniel Gutierrez

Which comics offered the best explanation as to why females could be scantily-clad all the time without protection? I am not trying to argue against it, quite the contrary, I am looking for something so I can argue better next time someone who bitches about it and probably to write it in my own project

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTwBQniLSc
https://notpoliticallycorrect.me/2015/12/20/ethnicity-and-obesity-rates/
https://mega.nz/#!80JSEBIZ!mSVh2mC9pSyP1sf_NiyvJD177pszryANJ5EgU3lLVlQ
Christian Parker
Christian Parker

I guess for this character in particular you could argue that since Mars is basically a desert, very little clothes are necessary, and since gravity is so light, her breasts don't need support since they wouldn't be painfully flopping every time she ran.

Though you don't really need an excuse beyond 'culture' for most situations. If African women can run around like pic related, who says some chick from Mars in a comic can't? Anyone who argues otherwise is enforcing Western ideals on everything and ultimately being Euro/Americentric scum.

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

You summed it up pretty well user. I don't know if Starfire counts in this but she wears that because their culture is pretty loose on sex. Sorry for being redundant since user above me summed it up.

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

Ugly niggers.

Chase Taylor
Chase Taylor

The Tumblr Cancer thread had a post where some SJW was trying to make that 'culture' excuse seem ridiculous by putting Superman in that light rather than Starfire.
It's hilarious, because they don't know that Starfire's sex-loose culture also applies to the men, and she has a brother.

Liam Garcia
Liam Garcia

Its sad that the SJW's think covering up is progress. Hell I think the older stuff was far better in progress than what we have now. Nice pic user.

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

The hijab is viewed as a symbol of progress instead of oppression by their distorted, idealized view of Islam.

Michael Bailey
Michael Bailey

That is ironic because Mars in real-life is actually cold despite being a desert planet. But to be fair, nobody knew better at the time she was first conceived.

Culture can pretty much settle it, but I will elaborate the difference. While Tamaranians are more sexually loose and embrace their emotions which is why they dress in a revealing manner, Martians dressed in jewelry to display their wealth and social status before others.

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

If seeing a woman not being dressed like a Saudi Arabian wife triggers them then ask how seeing women fighting worth a damn in works like superhero comics doesn't trigger them since it's not noticeably more realistic.

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

Bikini Armour comes from the low fantasy genre, like Conan or Red Sonja, where females wore Bikini Armour and males wore loincloth armour.

One had a success while the other did not. Hmmm, I wonder why…

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

Red Sonja has two different justifications going for her. First, she's blessed by her goddess, gaining the skill and luck to be effectively unbeatable, until such time as she gives herself to a man. Second, she dresses that way because is actually asking to be raped, aiming to draw the attention of men who would dare to try and take her so that she can put them to the sword. This tends to lead to the overdone story of Red Sonja walking into a tavern and discovering that every man in there is a violent rapist who'll pull out a dagger the moment any woman dares to say no.

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

The debate of bikini armor is not about whether it is cultural or looks good, it is about if it is a real armor.
Dejah Thoris use that bikine because everyone use that bikini, you can say that it is a setting where no one use a real armor therefore they use a bikini, but if you are building a setting where there is a war, and a man wears a complete armor to go to the battle, and a woman use just a bikini, then it is kind of bullshit.

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

It's bullshit to have a woman defeat a grown man in the first place, specially if they are trying to be serious and realistic.

Bikini armor is okay if the setting is low fantasy and is not taking itself too seriously.

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

true.
and that is way juatifications are lame. You really don't need them in that setting, it is just low fantasy fanservice.

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

There doesn't have to be any real reason for it. It can just be for sex appeal. Even if it's really boring and lacking in imagination and design sensibility.

Tyler James
Tyler James

What said, but I will add: in some characters, the reason bikini armor is a thing, is because they were designed to be barbarians. If male barbarians are known for going almost naked all the time, it is only logical female barbarians would do the same. They use bikini armor because it's not supposed to be protective, so they use the bikini armor for stuff regular women would need their bikinis for: attenuating boob jiggle and covering nipples to avoid being put in the adult comics section. I can't explain why they are made of chainmail instead of leather, though.

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

In the books all the characters are bare naked. I assume that when it came to other media they had to cover it, but decided to keep the "nakedness" feel by giving the characters the least clothes possible.

Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

I rememeber hearing how back when armor was a very clunky thing to wear, some fighters did just go running into battle wearing their gymshorts, or nothing at all, because they prefered to have maneuverability over protection. But, then again, that was mostly for skirmishes. In more costly battles, they probably did where some amount of armor.

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

Why bother justifying it? It's like magic: don't have to explain shit.

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

When you're up against fire breathing dragons, plate armour isn't going to help much. May as well wear whatever allows for the greatest mobility.
Also, it's a fantasy. It doesn't always have to make sense.

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

I thought the Bikini armor thing is a) for mobility and b) to distract the men before they drive their swords into the poor saps who stopped and stare at them

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

why would you feel the need to justify something like bikini armor to someone that "bitches about it"? Is their opinion really that important to you or are you just this insecure?

If push comes to shove and they pull the muh realism card then just go ahead and agree with them pointing out that 'yes bikini armor is unrealistic , in fact just as unrealistic as having female warriors on a medieval battlefield.Thank god this is fantasy we're taking about here''"
inb4 muh shieldmaidens

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

And hell, I'm pretty sure while there are female warriors, they are mostly utilized to defend the homestead while the men are away and when they do got sent to the battlefield, usually it's because of lack of manpower than anything else.

Jose Ross
Jose Ross

What I'd like to know is why these "feminists" insist that this is oppression. Quite frankly, it's a direct insult to all those women who actually worked painstaking hours to pick up areas where the men couldn't. For example, during WWII, because of an enormous amount of the male population going off to fight the war, the women who stayed behind (Because of lack of medical skills) took up all those jobs that the men left. By the end of the war, over a third of the work force was women. And, without them, the output of the factories would have been significant crippled.

So, again I ask, what are these people complaining about?

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

If anything, women have lived a privileged existance for most of history. Being expected to die in a war, or work backbreaking labour in unsafe conditions isn't exactly fun and games.

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

No justification needed, all the wonderfully goofy absudist surrealism comics were once packed chock full of never required a justification. Needing a justification for fun is something Tumblr grade faggots do.

Aiden Campbell
Aiden Campbell

what are these people complaining about?
They're complaining that men aren't telling them to be quiet, sit down, and behave.

They don't realize that they're saying that, they're acting out and don't really get why, but they're a misbehaving child that wants the comforting knowledge that they're not responsible or in charge.

Stop taking them seriously or thinking they're adults. They're not.

i could go into a huge rant about how men and women are supposed to serve different and complimentary roles and how men should trade comfort for power and women give up power for security but i'm not gonna

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

And don't get me started on how some bitches would shame men to go join in the war with that White Feather thing.

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

Why isn't this a cheesecake thread instead of a /pol/ thread?

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

Because this isn't cuckchan faggot.

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

Because the cultural zeitgeist has shifted from 'hey guys let's have fun and forget our problems' to 'our problems are so severe the only way to escape them is to destroy the cause'

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

To be honest, anyone who reads bikini armor comics isn't there for immersion or accuracy. It's there for eyecandy on conventionally strong women, which are two things I enjoy.
Although, could there be a way we can have both eye candy and realism?

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

Here is what you're looking for:

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

Quit samefagging refugee scum.

Leo Campbell
Leo Campbell

Colonel Phaedra from Star Slammers 2 had a pretty good answer.

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

Although, could there be a way we can have both eye candy and realism?
Of course. It will involve getting rid of the stronk womyn warriors, though.

Brayden James
Brayden James

it pisses off the right people

Caleb Wright
Caleb Wright

This thread again. You're a faggot OP. Here's about five minutes worth of thought:

A setting with vehicles or beast riders
Nubile mecha pilots, square jawed panzer commanders and voluptuous pterodactyl trainers might not bother with armor. Nobody's shooting at them, everybody's shooting at their ride.

A setting without a lot of solid ground
Armor generally doesn't float in either air or water. Wearing half your body weight in protective equipment could be a bad idea if you're fighting corsairs on a rolling deck or dodging ninja shurikens while climbing a narrow mountain trail.

A setting where weapons are much more powerful than armor
There isn't much point in wearing armor when light hand weapons can punch through even the heaviest stuff you can get. Might as well look fabulous and max your dodge skill.

A setting where armor is obsolete
"You want me to strap 80 pounds of steel to my body? What's next, am I run around hitting people with a stick?! You mistake me for an Earthman. Unlike those savages my people have mastered the psychokinetic arts."

A setting where armor has major drawbacks
Maybe metals disrupt a lifeform's ability to gather mystic energies. Maybe the somatic components of spellcasting involve full body contortions. Maybe the warm, dark spaces next to your body created by any clothing at all, let alone heavy armor, are heaven for the setting's omnipresent parasites.

A setting with superstitious cultures
If you really believe in Bingo Bango Bongo's divine protection why would you insult him by trying to protect yourself?

A setting where you NEED the weight for something else
"Today you choose my son. Wear this heavy suit of armor …. or carry the rebreather which prevents your lungs from permanently scarring."

A setting where people would rather buy the whole farm
If you're in a setting where the medical care is so bad that moderate wounds will fester or maim people might prefer just dying if they're unlucky enough to get hit. Go read The Red Badge of Courage.

Why are you arguing with idiots OP? Next time some faggot whines to you about people not wearing heavy armor invite them on a 5k ruck run with a 50 pound pack.

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

all these autists arguing about the practical use of bikini armor in FANTASY settings
They're designed to appeal to their main audience; teenage/young adult males with raging hormones who also want to see violence and other cool shit. Now go back to reddit all of you.

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

Justification for bikini armor

The conversation begins and ends with "It makes my pee-pee hard."

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

The only time it ever really needs an explanation is if it's in a fantasy setting that's trying to be as grounded as possible. And if you're going for a grounded, realistic setting, then you shouldn't have women warriors running around anyway.

People who care about bikini armor are faggots. If they bitch about that kind of thing then you should tell 'em to fuck off, they're the same sort of people who whine that all superhero costumes should be 'practical' because it's 'not realistic.' Fuck those people, not everything has to be a gritty uber realistic gray wankfest. They aren't worth your time.

Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

It doesn't need a justification. Either you put it in your stuff or don't, who cares?

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

Those muscles on the girl, goddamn. I love that.
Those are very good reasons. Got any more?

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

it pisses off the right people
fantasy never needs a logical answer.
but if it did, this is the answer to that question.

Jaxon Campbell
Jaxon Campbell

Tell them because it triggers social justice warriors that have destroyed the comic book industry.

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

dat gif

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

90s Rogue was THICCCCCCC

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

I don't specifically have arguments for what Dejah Thoris wore, but…

-Boob plate is no different from breastplate, men wore armor which showed off their muscles, historically. More importantly, muscle armor is common for male heroes, why wouldn't the boobplate be for female ones?

-Gladiator armor was extremely revealing and seemingly nonsensical, like a shoulder plate on only one arm and underwear, so that sort of thing is historically accurate.

-The Valkyrie is not historically portrayed as a heavily armored woman, but a completely naked one with a spear on a horse who rewards heroes with sex and mead.

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

You're not very good at spotting samefaggery, are you?

William Hughes
William Hughes

Is she not anymore?

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

Almost everyone, male and female, wears practically nothing on mars.

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

truth seeker

Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

implying Truthseeker would ever not namefag.

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

He seems like a cool guy to me

Levi Bennett
Levi Bennett

To wear a full suit of armour you need to be a strong man. Its too cumbersome for women or kids.

The tit / vag armour is just covering their most sensitive / valuable places.
Otherwise female characters could be disabled with an aimed strike to the nipple or labia.

There isnt much need for realism in these cases anyway because in real life conflicts the men did all the fighting and other dangerous jobs where as the women stayed at home and did the cooking and cleaning.

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

dat reaction pic
tfw I just read that comic today and I fucking liked it and I want moar

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

Armour doesn't weigh that much when it's worn, because the weight is distributed. People can do acrobatics and stuff while wearing them.

the women stayed at home and did the cooking and cleaning
Medieval Europe was not 1950s middle class America, there was a lot more to do than just cook and clean.

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

Armour doesn't weigh that much when it's worn, because the weight is distributed. People can do acrobatics and stuff while wearing them.

True but even a relatively light weight can be burdensome when someone has to carry it for many hours. Especially while fighting, which is very strenuous exercise.

Medieval Europe was not 1950s middle class America, there was a lot more to do than just cook and clean.

Like die in childbirth.

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

"Armour might be burdensome if you wear it for hours" is not an argument against women wearing it.

Like die in childbirth.
Or like do work.

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

"Armour might be burdensome if you wear it for hours" is not an argument against women wearing it.

Its an argument against anyone who isnt very physically strong wearing it for long hours while fighting.

Cris "Cyborg" from the UFC could definitely wear armour. But they didnt have anabolic steroids back in medieval times.

Daniel Reed
Daniel Reed

Given women were toiling in the fields like men, I'd say strength isn't that huge a component.
More just that women aren't as disposable as men and thus wouldn't take up arms other than grabbing a pitchfork and stabbing invading enemy soldiers that weren't held back and would probably destroy crops, kill livestock, and rape them. And that last-minute shit isn't stuff you get armor for.

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

Again, armour is not as heavy as you think it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTwBQniLSc

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

Given women were toiling in the fields like men, I'd say strength isn't that huge a component.
You've never physically interacted with a woman, have you, reddit?

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

I'd say your actual peasant woman was a sight sturdier than your average modern woman. At least during the times when they weren't all starving to death.
Your average Amish woman might cover up, but I'm sure they're all built like UFC fighters.

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

I prefer this reasoning

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

There is no logical justification for it. It's stupid as fuck and just there for sex appeal. Which, by the way, isn't a bad thing as long as the story isn't trying to take itself too seriously while doing it. Personally I find the whole armored bikini to be both stupid and unattractive, but I don't mind sexy outfits in general.

Men are significantly stronger than women even with the same amount of physical exercise. Evolution or biology don't care about political correctness.

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

I agree.

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

All comics offer a great explanation, because it's what the readers want

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

I know you /pol/lacks like pretending that women are always little weaklings, but a woman who has done nothing but toil in the fields her entire life is not going to be built like a twig. She will have muscles accustom to wielding farm tools that can quickly become weapons.
I am not saying women will fight as soldiers in war. I'm only stating a fact. We've seen it happen in history. For example, the Women's March on Versailles. It also happened constantly in Russia after both world wars ravaged their male populations in a way they still haven't come back from. Not only did some women take up arms (the communists did try heavily to promote equality of the sexes), but there was cases of women fighting what remainders of enemy soldiers there were during winters.
Women didn't typically fight in wars, but when something happened to threaten their family, it's pretty common in history for women to fight. That's what happened with Boudicca. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is not a phrase that comes out of nowhere.

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

Yes women who worked manual labor in the fields or whatever are stronger than the average woman. However they WERE and ARE weaker then their male contemporary's.

Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

Male contemporaries
Well fucking duh. Did I ever say otherwise? That doesn't negate the fact women have historically taken up arms as a as a last line of defense, or out of revenge/anger like with the Women's March on Versailles or with Boudicca.
It's also worth noting that these working women could also fucking deck the majority of modern men, because most modern men are pansies that would not be able to tolerate a day working in massive fields with no automation to help make the job easier.

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

these working women could also fucking deck the majority of modern men
sure, if by modern men you mean your average nu-male and not the large portions of the population that still work with their hands. Modern women however don't work with their hands in a laboring capacity so the divide has grown noticeably.

David Ross
David Ross

Still work with their hands
With mechanics, you mean? We have an obesity problem for a reason. Unless they're an Amish farmer or a lumberjack or something they'll probably still have trouble keeping up.

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

Mechanics, metalworkers of various kinds, bricklayers, carpenters, butchers, bouncers and a thousand other things. Not everyone lives in the city and works in a service industry or an office user and even then many people still work out tbh most laborers are strongfat if they are fat

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

user, I'm not talking service industry or office.
I don't think you understand how much mechanics go into the jobs you listed. Carpentry might not be an easy job, but it is far easier now than it was back in the day. I'm talking women working in fields completely by hand, with their tools being simple pitchforks, scythes, etc.

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

Carpentry might not be an easy job, but it is far easier now than it was back in the day. I'm talking women working in fields completely by hand, with their tools being simple pitchforks, scythes, etc.
And the men who work these jobs in the modern day would be physically equal/superior to these women physically. Men build muscle mass a lot easier user, also do you think that the women were out working these fields alone? there's a reason wars usually got held up for harvest season.

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

Simple, you can use two things:

1. Weapons are so advanced no armor can withstand them except a wall or force field. So the culture start to revert to less clothings
2. Heat, set the world in a place where it's not practical to wear lots of clothing

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

The average woman of any age, will have been weak compared to her male counterpart.

Henry White
Henry White

This

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

We have an obesity problem for a reason.

You mean women and non-Whites? White men are significantly less fat than both groups.

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

The best argument against practicality is that in a fantasy setting, none of what you're wearing is actually going to matter, because you're fighting shit that can probably antimatter explode you or burst you into a pile of hot chunks, therefore fashion is all that matters. On the other hand, in my opinion, I believe practicality is fashionable and the only times I can be okay with skin showing is if there are at least metal plates covering parts of the body, like how in berserk no one wears chain mail and so everyone has huge open spots in their armor, or in dragon's crown the amazon has shin plates and steel rimmed gauntlets, otherwise being very bare.
Fantasy is all about fashion, but again, I still think historical armors were flashy and fashionable on their own.

Aaron White
Aaron White

There is nothing wrong with wanting to look good in combat. There is an innate victory with the knowledge your enemy knows she's fat in that armor.

Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

That reasoning is wrong too

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

Significantly
A little over 32% of white men are obese, user. Compare that to 37% of black men and 40% of Latino men. 32% of white women are obese, too.
This only starts being a problem when you look at black women, where 56% of them are obese.

If you want to talk about people who are significantly less obese than others, talk about the Asians. 10%.

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

stab with a sword
without halfswording
disregard

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

The guy in the video? He does talk about halfsword stabbing.

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

He says that stabbing with a sword would be dumb and it would be easier to do with a dagger, even though that involves using another hand when you can half sword and puncture

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

He says that stabbing with a sword would be dumb
that is completely goddamn retarded

Cameron Butler
Cameron Butler

What I am implying or what he said?
If you're saying I'm retarded
not grasping the blade firmly and pushing the pointy end into armor cracks
not flipping the sword around and clubbing with the cross guard and pommel
if you are agreeing with me then yes, it's fucking stupid to imply that stabbing with a sword would not do the job to poking into armor soft spots.

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

i was agreeing with you, the exception for the dagger thing would be rapier and dagger techniques. though i doubt autist would be talking about that

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

Where did he say that?
He says that trying to pierce an armor with a sword is stupid.
And the technique of the knights was to insert the blade in the weak points of the armor and daggers were used for that very commonly.

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

pretending obesity is all there is

Noggers, Beaners, and women are less intelligent than White men. Lower Intelligence goes in line with being fatter.

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

pretending obesity is all there is

You dumb faggot, user just BTFO'd your argument that non-whites and women are significantly fatter than white men, and you try to bait-and-switch to an intelligence argument. How retarded do you think we are?

Zachary White
Zachary White

Just don't worry about justifying it. No one ever justified the hypocrisy of men in fantasy for wearing a loin cloth made out of animal fur like in the images of and .

If you you think about, a chain mail bikini would provide slightly more protection than a male with a bare chest. And in the end all they really do is just act as the smallest piece of clothing to prevent nudity, and not really sure if there is a market for non-pornographic nude fantasy warriors.

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

Real armor on the torso and a skirt with pantsu shots>>>>>>>bikini armor

Matthew Lee
Matthew Lee

That's really sexist user.

Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

How so? Ares would look worse in bikini armor, too.

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

Ares would look GREAT in bikini armour.
I say if you've got it, flaunt it.

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

Pretending being fat has nothing to do with how unintelligent you are

https://notpoliticallycorrect.me/2015/12/20/ethnicity-and-obesity-rates/

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

It's also worth noting that these working women could also fucking deck the majority of modern men
And the working men could, too. Comparing people who work every day to a nu-male or a hamplanet will be a skewed comparison regardless of sex.

If you think being a metalworker or a bricklayer is a "service industry" job, or so thoroughly automated it might as well be, you're retarded. Having worked several labour jobs in my teens through a temping agency, I can tell you from personal experience women are indeed frail little twigs.

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

He doesn't have the boobs for it.

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

Bikini armor has no justification because cute girls in cool armor is my fetish and barely fucking anything appeals to it

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

I'll justify it as soon as someone can explain magic to me. Until then it's another element of the fantasy genre and anyone trying to get offended over it is pants-on-head retarded.
On that note, here's a mega for some Jirni.
https://mega.nz/#!80JSEBIZ!mSVh2mC9pSyP1sf_NiyvJD177pszryANJ5EgU3lLVlQ

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

That might be the best Oglad comic there is.

Camden Perry
Camden Perry

No, it's not a /pol/ thing to call women weak. Ask any Male-to-female transgender. Once they start going through the hormone therapy, their muscles practically melt away. I knew one tranny who went to the gym every day, and was pretty buff. With absolutely no change to his/her exercise regiment, they ended their transition with 1/10th of the muscle, only able to lift a fraction that they could before. Women can be soldiers, since 90% of being a soldier comes from not freaking out when getting attacked and seeing comrades die, but men are drastically better at having muscles.

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

Because you want bikini armor.

There is no reason to justify it.

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

Market demands

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

Tell that to them.

Robert Rodriguez
Robert Rodriguez

10mb gif
Just make a webm

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

You have the original vid?

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

Because the only people who buy comics are guys?

There literally doesn't need to be another reason. It's just embarassing when people are like "No in the story, she absorbs sunlight through her skin!" or whatever. Just say "Because tits make the book better and more enjoyable, and if you don't understand that you should probably go back to that cock you were sucking"

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

You guys realize that was probably written from a progressive mindset, and "the right people" doesn't mean SJWs, but conservatives.

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

First you need to come up for a justification as to why women are wearing armor of any kind in the first place. If someone is bitching about bikini armor being unrealistic then why aren't they complaining about female combatants as well?

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

What if that woman is a gnoll?

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

implying gnolls are a fucking challenge

Logan Torres
Logan Torres

Depends on whether the species is sexually dimorphic and if so whether the female is the dominant sex.

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

Well fucking duh. Did I ever say otherwise? That doesn't negate the fact women have historically taken up arms as a as a last line of defense
Of course women whose men are defeated will fight when that's their last option, they're forced out of desperation. A friendly dog will try to bite you if you corner it and try to kill it, that doesn't make it a wolf.

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

That doesn't negate the fact women have historically taken up arms as a as a last line of defense
And, what's your point? Children have taken up arms too when no adults were left to fight. If your side is sending women into the meat grinder it's proof you're in deep shit.

with Boudicca
Thank you for advertising how full of shit you are. Boudicca was not a warrior, she did not command armies, she was a mascot just like Jean D'Arc.

It's also worth noting that these working women could also fucking deck the majority of modern men
Marxism has rendered you so retarded you are left with no understanding of biology. Outside of a tiny minority of aristocrats that ate well and exercised regularly the vast majority of humans in ages past were weak and malnourished compared to modern humans.

most modern men are pansies that would not be able to tolerate a day working in massive fields with no automation to help make the job easier.
Stop projecting you pathetic cuck.

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

Well gnolls are often portrayed as bipedal hyenas; and female hyenas are not only larger, their clitoris' are ridiculously larger than the male's dicks.

Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

Simple.
women who wears bikini armor are either deities who wear it for aesthetics since they're nigh indestructable anyway or the armor gives a magical barrier.
I personally prefer women wearing full armor but chainmail bikinis are fine as long the mail doesn't chafe their skin.

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

I have just received an e-mail from the shop I pre-ordered the Women of Dynamite Dejah Thoris statue three weeks ago saying the requested item was sold out.

So I want to know:

WHO OF YOU INSUFFERABLE CUNTS HAS BOUGHT UP ALL THE DJ STATUES? ALL I WANTED WAS ONE DEJAH JUST FOR MYSELF AND NOW I HAVE FUCK ALL!

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

You're looking at this all wrong. The answer is wizards.

Wizards make the armor. When a blacksmith makes armor for a chick he makes it look revealing because wizards like that, and then a wizard blesses it and it's got protection. Wizards like tiddies and they're very easy to do runic shit on or something.

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

Its funny isn't it, despite them trying to uglify their female characters and push this PC kool-aid on comics, they still capitalize on their sexualization and it still works just fine.

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

Has anyone ever finished SJW Dejah storytime? I remember it being posted but never finished. Even the main villain was supposed to be Red Martian Trump.

Ethan Adams
Ethan Adams

They have even less integrity than Marvel and DC.

William Torres
William Torres

I did read the comic in question, it was offensively bad not because it was GRRRL Power, but because it retconned the fuck out of her backstory, revealing she was adopted and her claim to Helium's throne was void and null. They spend the whole comic trying to find her origin, and she decides to return to save Helium from Martian Donald Trump and let all that shit go under. At the end we learn he isn't so bad and instead of executing him right away, she jails him and decides to undo the monarchy and turn it into a Republic.

With all that said, the comic was not as bad as Hellcat or America Chavez, but I really wished it was because at least you can rage at Sonichu-tier of awfulness and the story being obviously a self-insert.

Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

Mars is 0.97 of earth's. She wouldn't feel any difference.

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

women whose men are defeated will fight when that's their last option
They don't, though. At least not to any extent that matters. Conquered women just roll over and get raped. It's literally their survival strategy: "Please don't kill me, I'll have sex with you." You can see it in every facet of female psychology, from battered housewives to pro-rapefugee activists.

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

covering up Dejah Thoris
SJWs are truly a cancer. Please tell me that comic has put the publisher out of business.
As a side note, Dejah's signature bikini is already censorious - in the source material she literally goes nude.

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

SJWs are truly a cancer. Please tell me that comic has put the publisher out of business.

As of yet Dynamite is still in business currently publishing 'John Carter - The End'.

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

No they didn't killed Dynamite just yet. They ended up reversing the costume changes, but they are still parroting SJW politics in a more subtle way
publishing Pathfinder comics with dykes and shit
making pro-illegal propaganda in Red Sonja

Also
that pic
Absolutely dick-grabbing.
If Dejah wasn't raped, she should have been.

Also that comic is shit, because the art is pure puke-inducing.

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

Frank Cho is truly a god among artists.

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

I don't even think we can call that a bikini, that is more like what a burlesque model would wear.

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

muscles

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

Mars is colder than Earth, though.

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

What are you, a pedo?

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

you like'em thick like i do?

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

This might be more your taste

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

I am looking for something so I can argue better next time someone who bitches about it
Is your comic going to focus on logistics and what is "practical"? No? Then you don't need to. If it was then bikini armor would be a glaring contradiction to a setting and story that does take into account what each character is wearing. In that case, that would bother the reader moreso than potential SJW passerby's.

As for the issue and similar issues itself, that in itself is the problem when dealing with those SJW faggots who complain about bikini armor. You first off mistakenly believe that they want to debate the issue with you - in reality they are not there to debate, they're there to enforce. They're going to complain and demand it gone and they don't want to hear a reason as to why you did that in the first place. Think about it. If they really wanted a reason, they wouldn't have demanded it gone first, they would have first asked for a reason and they would not be invested in seeing you cave in to their demands. At the same time, people who blatantly ask, "Is there a reason why she is wearing bikini armor?" are by proxy dealing with the same conundrum imposed upon comic culture by SJWs. Don't be prepared to justify every single little thing that SJWs will demand removed. You're setting yourself up for a series of incessant bitching and you're better off ignoring all of those people. Mentally preparing yourself to deal with SJWs time and thought power wasted on people who will not listen to reason and are in effect drains on creativity.

Lastly if you still think you need to give a response and maybe because you deem the person asking as someone just wanting to know why, the response, "Why not?" in a humorous tone goes a long way.

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

-4STR

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

Mentally preparing yourself to deal with SJWs time and thought power wasted on people who will not listen to reason and are in effect drains on creativity.
*is time and thought power

Gavin Sanchez
Gavin Sanchez

Also that comic is shit, because the art is pure puke-inducing.

What kind of art style would you prefer?

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

What previous John Carter and Dejah comics looked like would have been ideal… At least better than The End.

Jose Price
Jose Price

like a shoulder plate on only one arm
There is a logical reason for that. If a gladiator had a big shield, then he didn't really need a shoulder plate on the same arm with the shield, since the shield was good enough to cover the arm from danger.He only needed one for the arm that used the sword, to offer more protection from attacks.

Jaxon Robinson
Jaxon Robinson

And yet, look how the tables have turned. Beautiful, isnt it?

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

In 2 moves
Most people who read comics are male
Most of them are heterosexual

further motions
I can pick out several manga with drawn breasts in them so why should I not be able to do even a close facsimile?

ad hominem
What are you fucking gay?

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

This can't be real.

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

covering the names
His profile picture is one of the funniest things.

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

old Dejah looks obviously feminine and voluptuous
new Dejah has a square and mannish body
JUST

Anthony Green
Anthony Green

Given that 'The End' has a depressing as fuck premise I personally find the art style fitting.

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

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