Who is getting fat here? Feels bad to be a tech autist

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

Who is getting fat here?
Feels bad to be a tech autist

All urls found in this thread:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketoacidosis
http://www.bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g7257
Eli Flores
Eli Flores

asking who's fat on Holla Forums is like asking who supports diversity on reddit

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

getting fat
I'm getting thinner and have been for several months.

being fat
That's another story though.

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

I am from Reddit I don't support it

I'm getting thinner and have been for several months.
Check for worms, mate

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

I am from Reddit
<Therefore I must go back

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

Triggered so easily lmao. You are not a very smart person, are you?

Aaron Morgan
Aaron Morgan

all this projection
You are not a very thin person, are you?

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

Nope, getting /fit/ for the upcoming collapse of western civilisation, can't let the fascists and commies take over now can we?

Christopher Butler
Christopher Butler

Literally all you have to do is avoid carbs. Thats it. You will get thin. Eat the same amount of calories but make sure you eat less than 15g of sugar/carbs a day. You will lose weight until you hit a body fat of about 10-13% and then you will stay there.

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

Are you going to bash them with your Toughbook?

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

You wither become obese or anorexic while on this world, I know how you might be feeling, user.
But it's never too late to go /fit/, bear that in mind.

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

I am slowly wasting away into a rigid fleshy sack of bones. Soon my skin will break and peel under its own weight and my true skeletal self will emerge, signalling my entry into lichdom.

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

I'm actually ottermode/trap tier /fit/ because I eat healthy and keep up with regular cardio and exercise. Learn to cook and stop eating 5 meals a day when you just sit on your ass for 14 hours a day

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

fat
implying
ext4 master race, btrfs niggers can talk back when that joke goes out of alpha

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

Nah I'll probably make bombs out of lithium-ion batteries

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

getting fat
He doesn't go to the gym like a sane person
He doesn't realize that fatness causes estrogen overproduction to your brain making you dumber and more emotional

Being /fit/ is the most sane way to stay smart, user. Why would you fucking get fat?

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

Lithium-ion batteries
Not goat piss
pleb.

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

going to the gym
sitting in pools of 1000 other people's sweaty disease ridden bacteria
inhaling it with every breath
<not running outside
<not using your own equipment
top fat

Camden Anderson
Camden Anderson

This. Keto will keep you at a healthy weight.

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

Implying they don't have antibacterial sprays at the gym
Implying I don't do both
Implying your equipment isn't pre-owned

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

You'll also have no energy and have highly acidic blood on top of fucking over your kidneys long-term.

You should definitely cut back on carbs to lose weight, but not to the extent you're suggesting. The average user would probably lose weight and have plenty of energy if they stayed under something closer to under 100g of carbs and under 30g of sugar per day. Consider that milk has like 10-13g/cup and your average soda is about 32g of sugar.

William Stewart
William Stewart

acidic blood
lmfao. Hey fatty lay off the DnD.

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

I discovered how fat I've become when I tried to run up a hill at my old university campus two days ago. I gave up after about twenty steps. I used to sprint easily up that hill to go to class.

Juan Campbell
Juan Campbell

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketoacidosis

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

be intelligent
get paid for skills
use currency to acquire more time freedom
lift in newly rented time to stave off the reaper

Pls. Just about any one of you could be ottermode in 6 months.

Close Steam first doe.

Charles Cooper
Charles Cooper

Your kidneys wouldn't be fucked and your blood wouldn't be nail polish remover if you didn't gorge yourself on high GI foods.

A regular person won't get ketoacidosis if they're not: an alcoholic; diabetic. Per your link ; )

<no energy
Spoken like a true grainlet. Friend, it's called the adaptation period and getting enough electrolytes because your kidneys don't hold on to them anymore. 5g potassium/5g salt if you're male average height.

<average soda 32g
Invest in a good aspartame-substituted soda. The caffeine and the phenylalanine is god-like.

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

Ketoacidosis comes from high blood sugars, caused by too much carbs, not too little, Jesus fuck guys

Chase Ward
Chase Ward

Hurr I'm fat because I don't exercise and eat too much fat and carbs!

Change your diet

Or change your lifestyle

You can't have it both ways. If you life a very stationary life you have to avoid meats and carbs. It's just how it is, you can't let go of carbs and meat? Then you have to start exercising. It's as simple as that. Go vegetarian, Ovo-Lacto, get protein from eggs and milk, remain healthy, and lose the excess calories your body will never have a use for since you're a "tech autist" who isn't active enough to justify it in the first place.

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

The average user would probably lose weight and have plenty of energy if they stayed under something closer to under 100g of carbs and under 30g of sugar per day
Jesus fuck how can a single person be so wrong in all of his posts?
Carbs themselves don't equal weight, the insulin response is what makes you gain weight. If you're having less than 100g of carbs per fucking day (whereas the recommended per-meal is around 60) then your body will trigger an excess hunger response as a result of low blood sugars and you'll either be miserable or give in and start binging on starchy foods like bread. It's called balance my dude

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

not being a "brogrammer"
step up, I work out on the regular

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

Actually that doesn't happen. If you stop eating carbs you get hungry for a few days and then it stops. You also lose all those cravings for shit food in the evening or late afternoon.
otoh if you have psychological issues and can't deal with the initial hunger or you comfort eat then it's not going to help.

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

Then your breath turns to acetone and your liver starts dissolving.

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

Cushing's Syndrome? Stop eating junk food.
Anarcho left is the most vulnerable.
Water and detox.
Promote better metabolism with spices too.
Also stop using canola/rapeseed oil right now!

http://www.bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g7257
You breathe most of your fat out. Literally no work out meme needed.
Try drinking more water then go for mildly saltier diet.
Cut down excess sugar or acquire a more sophisticated taste you fucking glutton.
You'll notice your detox is working when you egest floating stools (due to fat, it means you expell your excess fat properly while also dissolving fat through breathing).

Hunter Cruz
Hunter Cruz

rapeseed oil
best oil

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

gym
Enjoy getting aids from infected equipment and locker room buttsecks. It's like only using computers at internet cafes. True /tech/nicians use their own equipment.

John Morris
John Morris

When does the troll strength kick in?

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