I couldn't find a job with my old degree so I'm going back to uni.What's a...

Jackson Scott
Jackson Scott

I couldn't find a job with my old degree so I'm going back to uni.

What's a degree that guarantees me employment, I was thinking something network related.

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Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

If you are white, then none. You need a portfolio of apps to show off or to already be deeply entrenched in a old company. Even with a portfolio of apps the best you will get if new is temp contractor work for small buisnessess unless your doing something highly specialized like cobalt or embedded work with a fake resume for kikes.

If your non white just be smart and learn what you need from the internet. From there get microscam certifications and work your way up the diversity chain and avoid women.

Unless your in chinkland. In which case I am clueless how things work there. That is if they promote based on merit or class/diversity/who you know.

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

Do yourself a favor and learn a trade instead. Jews aren't allowed to get their hands dirty so you can charge whatever you want.

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

Damn it guys

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

US?
Don't do it man. Don't get into deeper (((debt))).

James Scott
James Scott

Australia so the debt isn't a huge worry.

What if I'm White and wanted to get microsoft certified.

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

Check Microsoft Virtual Academy's beginner videos
First video is 12 minutes of explaining how great Microsoft BI is
Off to a great start

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

I guess I could go something more maths oriented like electrical engineering or something?
I just don't want to do another degree and end up with no job.

Wyatt Russell
Wyatt Russell

Don't think I've ever seen a microsoft certified white guy.
You may qualify for some sort of diversity program.

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

If you are white and go the microscam certified route then your options are severely limited except for kike job resume padding.

Pajeets will hire you but not promote you even if you do your job effectively and good. Women are women, be the chad and office politick or go home. Chinks will higher you and promote you but you best be on the top of your game. Chink companies are far and few between unless you go to sydney or some shit hole like that. /aus/index.html has more examples of shitholes to avoid but if you're a cunt you should know that already.

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

Checking out Australian sites it seems even tech jobs are hard to crack, with established jobs being cut leading to a flood of experienced workers looking for any job they can get.

I guess the easiest solution is to get a rope and hang myself holy shit fuck this world

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

Self employment is a viable option. Also grow your own food in case that fails. Either way finding cheap land within range of a good ISP will usual secure survival, though certainly not employment.

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

What's your old degree?

Manufacturing is alright but it's only gonan be good for another decade or so. Out east there's a lot of robotics companies that do an 8 year apprenticeship. You get your bachelors in Industrial Robotics the first four years for "free" under the agreement that you work for them for four years (or have to pay it back).

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

'Straya
You're fucked, m8. Might as well shove a flaming koala up your ass and end it. I think there's an Aussie company hiring electrical workers. You spend 3 months in 'Straya, 3 months in Japan, 3 months in Saudi Arabia, and then you get winters off to do whatever the fuck you want. I don't think I'll see him ever again, but I'll ask my friend about it if I get the chance.

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

Seriously though OP, see if you can get an H1B and work in 'Murrica. If you're older than 23 and have a bachelors, you should be able to obtain one under Trump's new plans.

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

What's a degree that guarantees me employment
None.

If you want to be employable, by yourself or others, you need a fucking skill/trade. You should study
INDUSTRIAL DESIGN
and focus on electrical engineering with network devices so you can be in high demand for employment and hab the 1337 skills to make anything and sell it or give it away.

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

shark bait
If you do come to America, the West Coast has way less shark attacks and all the good jobs. And fucking killer rain forests.

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

so I'm going, going,
back, back,
to uni
Fug. Is this shit free for you ?

Luke James
Luke James

Economics

Th-thanks

Guess I'll start looking at American companies looking to hire, thanks. Any suggestions?

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

More or less. Free loans for uni tuition fee and I should be eligible for like $250 (a bit more) a week, so even with retardedly high rent prices in Australia (probably like 150~200 I havent really checked lately) I should have 50~100 dollaridoos to live off. And I can earn up to $200 a week without getting my payments deducted so while not a life of luxury I can certainly scrape by.

idk man I guess I might talk to someone at school about it

Cooper Anderson
Cooper Anderson

Free loans
I don't think that's a thing. Do you mean grants ?

I might talk to someone at school about it.
Whether or not they offer Industrial Design at your school, you need the triforce that is hardware, software, and design. Hardware being the ability to create with wood, metal, plastics, and electronics; software being the ability to code with assembly, bash, C, and HTML; design being the ability to create and manage various processes to control conditions such as usability, sustainability, and security.

Economics
You might find interest in process and systems engineering, as economics is essentially macro and micro systems engineering.

Most designers pair interests or virtues, for example, Transportation Designer: marker drawing + cars;
Shoe Designer: art software + shoes;
Tech Designer: 3d modeling software + computers;
Furniture Designer: wood/metal working + furniture;
Interaction Designer: psychology + tech

The highest paid are the Interaction Designers and User Experience Designers, and of them the highest paid and most skilled ones studied Industrial Design and/or Electrical Engineering.

networking
Imagine making a phone where you design your own board, solder up the components, program the controllers, program your own operating system, and design, engineer, and fabricate the exterior housing out of local, sustainable, and recycled materials. You can even target a specific function like identity spoofing or preinstalling something like ServalMesh.

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

come to an undemocratic surveillance police state with increasing civil unrest
Yeah, nah, you're a cunt. Don't do it OP, it's a trap.

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

I don't think that's a thing. Do you mean grants ?
In Australia the government pays your tuition fees and you owe the government the amount. The said amount has no interest and is adjusted for inflation. Cheapest money you can ever borrow.

Imagine making a phone where you design your own board, solder up the components, program the controllers, program your own operating system, and design, engineer, and fabricate the exterior housing out of local, sustainable, and recycled materials. You can even target a specific function like identity spoofing or preinstalling something like ServalMesh.
Sounds like something I'd need to do at least a Masters in if not a PhD

Thank you user. I knew you had my back.

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

guaranteed employment
You will need to verify your abilities. The best way is a
PORTFOLIO
with some cool projects.

A networking degree in Computer Science is very unlikely to have a signifigant portfolio. Industrial Design and Electrical Engineering almost guarantee a sweet portfolio of some kind.

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

usa
cunt
You don't know shit. The police aren't the fucking problem, it's the tech companies that have intenational reach. Ever follow aussie news, nigger ?

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

no interest
Are there no jews in your country, user ?

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

Many Australians were brits who got fed up with (the kike influence in) Britain and decided to forge a better life in Australia.

The Jews are doing their best to "remedy" things though. University used to be free like Europe and now we just have free loans.

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

masters
phd
Well, you don't need an institution to facilitate those. And most masters projects in design are crap since many masters student studying design, say, at Stanford's D-School, have a non-creative and non-critical thinking undergraduate background and get their second degree with a firstyear low quality project and a poorly written paper unless they studied writing.

You can easily do something at this level as an undergraduate. Find something you love and figure out how to make it.

Alexander Perez
Alexander Perez

critical thinking
And to clarify, it seems as if you have this background with a degree in econ. Design a better system, user. An better economy. A better world.

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

rewrite the Freebsd IP stack in Limbo, you will get instant monies

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

couldn't find a job to pay for my student debt so I'm going to accumulate more debt instead of exploring different career paths for the time being

You are doing something wrong for sure.

Adrian Barnes
Adrian Barnes

Guys I sort of need to apply like, six months ago.

http://www.uac.edu.au/course_search/ug/ug18.html
In case you would like to know what sort of courses are offered in Australia

Dylan Cruz
Dylan Cruz

Check out reddit's sysadmin board
It's a huge circle jerk about how hard and important their job is and how they deserve every cent they get paid

Aiden Gray
Aiden Gray

Making life decisions based on advice from a chan
You're gonna go far OP

Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

Supply Chain Management / Logistics graduates have no problems finding well paid jobs. It can be Holla Forums related as the industry is heavily IT based now.

Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

I was thinking something network related
kek

Go into nursing. Guaranteed employment. You're welcome.

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

Guaranteed employment wiping old people's asses 24/7

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

Please read this: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

Why are retards like this allowed to post?

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

What's the easiest branch of engineering?

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

rocket engineering

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