Security analysis/in-house penetration testing.
Langs: Python, Perl; OSes: All major desktop/server; Software: O R A C L E D A T A B A S E, Elastic Stack, Lots of whacky homebrew stuff that needs to constantly be inspected and patched for gaping security holes; My toolkit: Whatever is in Kali that day, The Hive, I try to do reporting in LaTeX. We have nessus and it's cool I guess, but I don't like vulnerability scanning as much as my own analysis.
Meh, if I lost my job I'd have to move but that's impossible in .edu and they're so laid back I'd rather not leave anyway.
Why the fuck are you complaining about meme languages? I get that Holla Forums is principled about certain things like language choice, but when you start considering being a wage slave those have to go out the window. When you are skilled enough to be paid money for your Holla Forums skills, you're a mercenary. Fuck how you feel about whatever language people want you to use, just use it and make $$$.
If you already have a programming background, you need to learn only 3 languages to be able to exploit every programming meme out there.
Learn these 3 to an intermediate level and it'll take you about a day to learn literally any business viable language you could want to throw on your resume.
Java = C#
Scheme = Haskell, Clojure
C + Java = C++, Rust, Go, Objective C,
Java + Scheme = Scala, F#
I get that there are many key differences between say Java and C#, Python and Ruby, etc. But those tiny differences are irrelevant as long as you understand the major programming paradigms behind each language. Learning C means you can do manual memory management and pointers. Learning Java means you can do OOP. Learning Scheme means you can do Functional.
Cultivate a lisp and ask a gay friend to help you shop for outfits. Shave for a few nights before the interview, wear the clothes he picks out. You'll make it past the diversity filter.
I'm a white boi and I've never had a problem with this (and I work at a .edu that requires candidates to be voted on by the "inclusion committee" before they can be hired). It's probably because I lust for traps and they could detect my homosexual aura. Those gays man, I swear.