WIKILEAKS: ASSANGE TO BTFO OF HILLARY PART IV

WIKILEAKS: ASSANGE TO BTFO OF HILLARY! PART IV
GET THE FUCK IN HERE

We're currently watching Alex Jonestein's live stream of Wikileak's press conference. So far, it's been a celebratory circle jerk for WikiLeaks' 10th anniversary, but there is supposed to be a YUGE damning leak that Assange claimed will torpedo Clinton.

Julian in ETA 17 minutes. Supposedly. They're behind schedule.

INFOWARS stream
youtube.com/watch?v=B-sVGIp6E9g

JONES-LESS stream
youtube.com/watch?v=947fP6QTmBo

Old threads, if you want to see them, for some reason.

Starting this thread early since the post-rate in part III is accelerating.
Fill that thread first:

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=x6mARUrPtXk
youtube.com/channel/UCBXjAzeSXFI9vIKEhUMx8kA/featured
twitter.com/hashtag/octobersurprise?data_id=tweet:783222645202575360&f=tweets&vertical=default&src=tren
youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=947fP6QTmBo
twitter.com/wltaskforce
twitter.com/communitywl
twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/783233478154416128
latlmes.com/breaking/julian-assange-drops-bombshell-leak-1
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
archive.is/4DmCG
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

BUMP

What's Trump ever said about Wikileaks? If he gave full pardon to both him and Snowden, inviting them to the White House, it would be a huge show comparable to the medal ceremony in Star Wars.

late to the party

Anyone got a tl;dr: on what's happened so far?

Not too much so far. A quick recap of WikiLeaks' major impacts so far. Lots of ums and uhs.

We're all waiting for Assange. He better deliver.

That woman with the frog in her throat is actually Australian and has somehow developed an even worse accent.

NOTES NOTES NOTES NOTES

Lol alex telling audience how to kill.

THIS IS IT HOLY SHIT

HOW DO I CONTAIN MY HYPE!?

WHY IS NO ONE ASKING ABOUT THE OCTOBER SURPRISE

ITS THE MAN HIMSELF

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

Well if they planned a time bomb, It would have gone off by now. So who wants to bet they have a guy with a gun in the crowd that is pissed he won't walk on stage?

wew

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIAN!

FINALLY HAPPENING

CHRIST ASSANGE GET A BETTER COMPUTER MIC

now he is uuhhhh ummm

Why is the audio quality so shit?

user FROM THE LAST THREAD WAS RIGHT ASSANGE IS CONFIRMED A.I.

DON'T LET US DOWN YOU AUSTRALIAN FUCK

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WW3 NOW
NIGGERS RIOTING

IT'S HAPPENING

HE'S HERE

It's probably hard to get one that isn't an NSA bomb or something

JONES-LESS STREAM IS HAPPENING

wow i woke up at a pretty good time

what even is this

Whatever it is, I'll be disappointed.

please fix audio quality

Dubs confirm.

GET ON WITH IT WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME

audio working here:
youtube.com/watch?v=x6mARUrPtXk

assange -> video conference call -> associated press stream (I think) -> rsbn

Fuck I expected him to be a better speaker than this

Uuuuhhh
ummm
uhhh

er
uhm

uh

uhmm

same here oddly

SOURCE! I NEED SOURCE NOW

Why does Geralt keep saying "Uhh"?

Assange better fucking deliver. If dubs, Hillary goes to prison for life.

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How can they possibly be this retarded?

BASED

Kill yourself

bump

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jej
they probably use it as a drone targeting system

Thank you, user.

uh

Probably figured they're going to be spied on no matter what for this.

Well its not like the gov doesnt know where they are.

Maybe they stripped it Holla Forums style?

THOUSANDS OF SOURCES.

Kek hold me I am about to burst at the seams from excitement.

uh

STOP THE RIDE I GOTTA PEE

His social skills have degraded from his 4 years of forced Hikki lifestyle

MOON MAN, WATCH OVER THIS THREAD TONIGHT!

THIS

KITAAAAAAAA=

umm

yo checked fam

I lost track of what he was even saying
His mic is fucking shit

JULIAN YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR HEAD IS IN MUD WITH THE SOUND BUBBLING OUT
GET A BETTER MIKE FAGGOT


UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH

:O

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Holla Forums style would be to install tox and gentoo.

Holy shit, he just named the jew, kinda

Good luck

just go user noone here will judge you

i might

CHELSEA MANNING
MUH TRANSRIGHTS
MUH TERRORIST TORTURE HUMAN RIGHTS

Assange is a liberal fuckhole who trolled us all.

checked

umm moon man is watching over this thread.

its not even a leak fam, whats going on

GET TO THE FUCKING LEAKS YOU SHIT

found this fag in the comments, a southern communist youtube.com/channel/UCBXjAzeSXFI9vIKEhUMx8kA/featured

Is he going to name the Jew?

PISH OUT THE WINDOW user
BECAUSE THERE'S NO BREAKS ON THIS RAPE TRAIN

GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT HOLY SHIT
WHERE'S THE LEAK

huh, how's that work

Dis better be good!

Guys I think this might be fucking nothing.

Throw in a "you know" once in a while for fuck's sake

Ruptly stream, higher quality less issues

(witnessed)
kek and moonman are with us

aus shitposters pls cc for us i cant understand him

assange just paraphrased this quote

I need a translator, I can't understand a word he is saying.

be like hillary user, you know what to do

AAAAAH

fuck by the time this faggot is done the election will be over

You would think if whatever he has to say is so important he'd want to get it out there as soon as possible, not dick around talking about nothing for an hour

fUUUUCCKKKK, MUH DYCK… lawd hammercy Jeebus…

UM
UHH
EHMM

I might miss the bomb but it's fucking boring right now

did he just almost throw up?

OBEY THE DUBS

IS HE NERVOUS AS FUCK RIGHT NOW?!? IS THE MADMAN ACTUALLY ABOUT TO DO IT?!!

Zika virus.

ummm ahhhhhhhhhh ummmmm ahhhhh

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kek

BASED

i hope user

Fuck off, shill.

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uh uhhhhhhhhhh ummmmmm uh AUSTRALIANS ALL SHITPOSTERS

Assange is the original /aus/ shitposter

As someone above said, it's probably hard for him to get a mike that hasn't been received "upgrades" from the CIA.

And by upgrades, I mean it explodes.

Nice thanks.

name

the

jew

Feel free to shitpost on twatter too.

HT: #octobersurprise

twitter.com/hashtag/octobersurprise?data_id=tweet:783222645202575360&f=tweets&vertical=default&src=tren

HOLY SHIT WAS THAT GUNSHOTS

WHAT DOES HE GET OUT OF RAMBLING

Are you retarded? It has nothing to do with trans - it's about the info they leaked that got them imprisoned.

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=947fP6QTmBo

Actual working link for video.

Its fucking killing me

DROP THE BOMB OR UHHMM FUCK OFF UHMM ALREADY

we might even have the third Trump presidency already

There's are 3 guys with silenced guns pointing at him in the room right now.

LEAK IT YOU DOUBLENIGGER

WHAT IF ITS A PRE RECORDED AND HE IS ALREADY DEAD

That's not from Voltaire.

He's also a fucking NEET too.

kek give us strength for this shilling

He's nervous as fuck, he knows what he is about to leak might get him killed.

IF DUBS TRUMP VICTORY IS ASSURED TONIGHT

The biggest thing tonight is Assange's ego. Doesn't matter what he drops now, his grandstanding will be what people remember.

LEAK RELEASED:
LEAK RELEASED
LEAK RELEASED
LEAK RELEASED
CHELSEA CLINTON DOES ASS TO THROAT - ASSANGE

lad…

my god

Any proof? I didn't hear

Holla Forums is kill

His autism is satisfied.

What is 'filibuster'?

What if this bitch is just distracting us all right now because he's got a drone locked and he knows it

Is Assange talking about time travel?

uhhhh huhhuhhuhhh uhhhhhhuhh

Fucking hell Assange hurry up.

I'm comfy but still.

well he better hurry up then

˙ƃuᴉʇsodʇᴉɥs ʇou ʇɐ pooƃ ʎlʇɔǝɟɹǝd ǝɹɐ sǝᴉssn∀ ¿uɐǝɯ noʎ op ʇɐɥM

History with no (((Economic))) subsidy.

I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL HE'S JUST SHILLING HIS OWN WEBSITE AND JERKING HIMSELF OFF

=ASSANGE HAS NOTHING IMPORTANT TO LEAK=

they already tried

ASSANGE IS GOING TO REDPILL PEOPLE ON THE HOLOCAUST

yes

lol no

["Uh" intensifies]

-inaudible- uhh -inaudible- uhhm -inaudible-

this guy is gonna fucking die

ok ,we'll kill him later

Maybe he can't say shit. Maybe there's a red dot behind him

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LEEAAAKKKKKKK

20 more minutes of ads for his truth shirt.

Nice dubs bro

Laser gunfire, dumbass.

Lasers don't make a noise, but you can see the CIA's laser rifle fire in the stream.

yo checked

alright Satan if you say so

posting in an epic thread

BASED WIKILEAKS

Is this about to become a big fucking nothing?

kekus magicus dubious leakibus!

He's acting nervous as fuck.

So far, he's just been talking general shit about the US government.

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Fuck you for being right, Satan.

This will cause massive blowback if it's true
You don't cry wolf with something as horrendously important as this shillary election, satan

Holy fuck I'm about to go out, by a drone and bomb this fucker myself.

GIVE US THE LEAK

god dude get on with it

At least he will die doing what he loved.
He will be an inspiration for future shitposters.

DUBS CONFIRM CLINTON IS A MURDERER

LEAKS NOW

FUCK OFF SATAN WE'RE BUSY

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This audio offends my ears so fucking much, I almost don't give a shit. This had better be goddam worth it, Assange. You'd better have that bitch on tape shitting on the cross or ordering a hit or something.

It never ends…

LEAK
LEAK
LEAK
LEAK

ZOG IS GONNA GET BTFO'D SOON

Be patient. Somebody keep your eye on WL's main site and twitter, so we can get our fingers on the leaks ASAP.

you can't force dubs, fags

The pirate war?

WHO AM I SHILLING FOR FAGGOT?

KEEP SHITPOSTING GUYS, WE NEED HIGH OCCULT ENERGY TO HELP JULIAN RIGHT NOW.

The leak would be that her stepdad Bill showed her how.

I can't even recognize what the fuck he's saying anymore

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youtube.com/watch?v=x6mARUrPtXk

use the RT stream then

Trainwreck

He's building it up. He knows the MSM uses this useful tactic. His shit has dropped hard, when it does. Every leak drops hard.

Fuck off.

ASSANGE GETS KILLED ON VIDEO

UH UH UH UH UH

we're almost at the same velocity as the first debate anons

7GET IINCOMING LADS

youtube.com/watch?v=x6mARUrPtXk
RT stream has better audio

REBEL LIBRARY

rebel library

GIVE US SOME GOLD ASSANAGE
I WANT THE CUNT TO BURN

how is it possible that assange is worse than the others before him.

yeah, but he is shutting my brain down

BUT WHERE'S THE LEAK?

started by factionalists in the pirate party

THANK YOU!

TRAINWRECK CONFIRMED BY FILTERMAN

Assanged has mentioned
"subsidized history"
"one hundred years ago"
"establishment of narrative/propaganda"

tell me its holocaust shit come on assange you aussie fuck

WHERE'S THE FUCKING LEAKS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOLY SHIT THIS IS A DISCLOSURE LEAK AYYLMAOS CONFIRMED

You’re a retard. He has nothing to release.

OK

We already had one of those.
It's no fun to duplicate happenings.

wow that's much better thanks

although it's still kinda shit

but still thanks

I got out of my comfy bed for this so it better be good.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ASSANGE

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WE IN THE QUAD SQAUD GANG LEAKS WILL BE DEVESTATING IN 20 MINS

He sounds like these are his last words and he knows he's going to die shortly after uttering them.

ALEX JONES TALKING SHIT

LEAKS INCOMING

O K A Y
K
A
Y

10 MINUTES INTO INCOHERENT BABBLE

It's time Assange, go all out.

HE'S LEADING INTO DISCLOSURE

Did they even say a leak happened or is this just a press conference?

I think you mean laser sight? You can't see shit with that video call quality might have been an artifact

I guess we know how they got hired now.

Where do you find this?

LEAKS REVEALED TOMORROW STAY TUNED

i found what's behind the bad audio

HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!

jej

FOR FUCKS SAKE

>I want to speak now about some of the things going forward for the future of wikileaks

Get on with it you cunt.

i woke up for this?!

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

fuck me

Assorange BTFO

Assange hasn't stepped on grass, been on a beach, visited a pub, had any sunlight… for years.

We'd be fucked to.

A lesser man would have gone crazy.

I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL

HE HAS NOTHING

HES FULL OF SHIT

Assange Library > Alexandria Library

Maybe if you'd tell us what you got that might become true, at least in this timeline.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, ITS FUCKING NOTHIG

LOL SHUT IT DOWN

giant pirate library?

UH
UM
UH

Well shit.

WHAT

I didn't know if I was the only one who got that exact vibe.

ENORMOUS EXPECTATIONS

SOME WILL BE ANSWERED

BUT TONIGHT GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSANGE

10 years later

CONFIRMED FOR NOTHING

GET ON WITH IT

Some day we're gonna look back on this and laugh.

Hillary for prison!

Nice audio, faggot.

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Assange

WE GOT TROLLED

FUTURE OF UHHHH WIKILEAKS

LEAK YOU FUCKER

assange will provide

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Who knows. I'm not sure if they said they were going to release the "October Surprise" tonight. But it will be awesome if he does.

God Damn Skypes

checked

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So it's nothing?

I feel like I'm getting trolled hard. Fucking shitposters.

umad?

This is like expecting anything interesting out of e3

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alex is making this bearable

There are people point guns at him that's why he's not saying anything

He actually has nothing?!

Why did people think he did? WTF, I stayed up for this.

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uh

uh

uh

NOICE

NOT HAPPENING CONFIRMED KILL THE WHITEHEADED FAGGOT

ENORMOUS EXPECTATIONS
WE WON'T DO IT AT 3AM

WHAT A FAGGOT

Typical neet life.
Found the normalfag.

>original documents
>nonredacted government forms
>?

GUYS???

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRONE STRIKE ASSANGE

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NO LEAK

HANG THEM ALL AND FUCK THEIR SKULL!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

HE SAID HE FUCKING DID THE KIKE AUSSIE

UHM, WE HAVE, UHM, A GRET MENY

No, he never said there were any leaks.
It's just a press conference.
Why the fuck did you all get so hyped?

"IF WE'RE GOING TO LEAK SOMETHING MASSIVE WE WON'T DO IT AT 3AM"

"STAY TUNED BURGERS, STUFF IS COMING I PROMISE" :^)

fuck you assange, fuck you hard in your ass with a rusty rake

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK THIS

UH UH UH UH UH UH UH

LEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAKLEAK

He just earned his noose

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Is this him just celebrating his birthday!?

HURRY THE FUCK UP

No, I mean laser gunfire

it was a joke over the user who was blabbing randomly about gunfire, and it immediately being pointed out no one had heard anything

THATS WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THIS TIME WHY WOULD I BELIEVE YOU AGAIN FAGGOT

>before the end of the year

Did he even say we was going to leak today?

Haha its nothing

TRANSLATION: WE AIN'T GOT SHIT

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WE DON'T DO IT AT 3AM
fucking lol

the absolute madman

DAS IT

RACE WAR NOW!!!!!!!!!

IN UPCOMING PUBLICATIONS

0h cum on

You know fuck all about how most of us live.

top kek julian assange just pulled a trump move on the world

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wtf i'm voting for hill now

ITS A MONEY GRAB

the end of the year

FFS Assange, you don't have much time left! WE ALL DON'T!

BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR!?!?!?
Are you smoking crack, Julian

how does he usually do this? release a hash tag for a torrent with the files?

I fucking knew it all the way back in the first thread, post your actual faces when there's no leak today.

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IT AT 3 AM

YOU
DAFT
CUNT

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JUST DRONE STRIKE HIM

What did he mean by this?

julian can get detained by the government i don't give a fuck hes a cuck

HES A PROFESSONAL SHILL

OK fuck this dingo Im going to sleep

NOTHING OR SOMETHING
EITHER WAY
ASSANGE FUCKED US HARD TONIGHT

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL US TO TUNE IN? WE ALREADY KNOW YOUR FUCKING HISTORY

Fuck it, call Hillary and have him droned.

ASSANGE NEVER HAS ANYTHING

im fucking pissed what is this garbage

MARKETS CRASHING

WW3 NOW

Why did he go by PST and not EST? Is that a hint?

Well, if clinton doesnt kill him for this shit, i will.

HE'S ENLISTING US

FUEL THE DRONE STRIKE

WE'RE GONNA NEED AN ARMY

is he going to an hero?

Incoming wikileaks+ with added feminism

I stayed awake for this shit.

HURRY UP ALREADY

FUCK ITS FUCKING NOTHING

GET THE CROSS BRUTUS

>WE'RE GONNA NEED AN ARMY

Agreed you albino sheepfucker, give us the fucking Hilldog leak.

IS HE LITERALLY ASKING FOR PERSONAL ARMY ATM?

DISGUSTING LIBERAL FOP

ASSANGE ARMY

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

IS IT FUCKING NOTHING?

JELLY DONUT

WHEN WAS LAST TIME ASSANGE ACTUALLY DELIVERED

OH WAIT NEVER

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WE ARE THIS ARMY HE SPEAKS OF HOLY SHIT

ONE THING

for what? this is it! yay!

WIKIJUGEND

...

Why THE FUCK did this even happen?

FUCK ASSANGE

The equivalent of Jonestein shilling his Super Male Vitality. Donations

THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES

JUST DRONE STRIKE HIM
FUCKING FAGGOT

POLITICAL RICKROLL

NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY FAGGOT

BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK, it's fucking nothing. Just drone this cunt.

uhhh

FUCKING RELEASE IT

I STAYED UP FOR NOTHING

Motherfucker he just wants recruits.

GODAMN IT!

Uhh?

fuck this twink

kek

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ASSANGE CUCKS.
I FUCKING TOLD YOU IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD.
ASS-FLANGE IS NO FRIEND OF THE RIGHT.
FAKED "NO RPG"
DOXED 14,000 BRITISH NATIONALISTS.
NEVER TRUST A LEFTIST.

UH
UH
UH

UH

I'm getting pissed off. LEAK THE FUCKING BOMBSHELL

UNLEASH

To shill for his fucking company, wikileaks, that's why

DRONE STRIKE HIM KING NIG

God fucking damn it.
So, about that drone strike…

The week before the DNC.

THE PEOPLE'S ARMY

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SHITTIEST HAPPENING EVER

hes gonna do it im gonna do it

Fuck this guy

DID HE MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL FOR HIS LIFE?

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REMINDER
If you work for wikileaks, expect alphabet agencies to visit you

HE'S RECRUITING PEOPLE TO DESTROY HIS PUBLICATION IF HE FUCKING LEAVES US WITH BLUE BALLS

Assange's voice is grating on my ears.

KEK CONFIRMS ASSANGE MUST PAY FOR HIS KIKERY

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2 bullets hit him in the face now and a masked man steps in and stabs him a couple times.
They'll claim it's a suicide.

KILL HIM KING NIG

Get fucked Uhh man.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

YFW HE FAKES HIS OWN DEATH ON STREAM

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twitter.com/wltaskforce
twitter.com/communitywl

ummm uhhh

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NUKE AUSTRALIA

…and it's been such a great year too

Next at 6, a random basement dweller attempts to assassinate Julian Assange while screaming "NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY FAGGOT".

WTF I HATE WIKILEAKS NOW

AND I'M NOT JUST MEMEING, I'M BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS.

IT'S NOT HAPPENING, HE ALREADY ADMITTED THIS IS A TROLL.

"IF WE WERE GOING TO LEAK SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT WE WOULDN'T DO IT AT 3AM"

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fuck him

THIS IS A MONEY GRAB

ummm uhhh ummmm uhhhh

FUCKIN' STRAYANS

please leak something

did he really just do that?

I don;'t think I'd care much if he got droned now

by the end of the year

A wild meme appears!

Forever waiting

I WANT MY MONEY BACK

THE FUCKING LEAK YOU FAGGOT

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DON'T FUCKING SHILL OUT ON US YOU GOD DAMN CUCK! LEAK THE SHIT ON SHILLARY ALREADY!

Assange died months ago, this was previously recorded

DRONES IN 20=
WEAPONS HOT
BUSHMASTER 1 YOU ARE CLEAR TO ENGAGE

give us a taste at least fuck sake!!!

WHAT DID CRUZ RISK HIS LIFE FOR

REEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHERE'S MY LEAK FAGGOT

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MEMBERSHIP SYSTEM

HE JUST WANTS THEM DONATIONS

HILLARY'S DIAPERS ARE LEAKING

What the fuck is he doing at 3am?

I'm glad I only found this thread now, and wasn't actually waiting.

Gaining followers fast.

THIS


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What els?

Uh

uh

uh
um

twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/783233478154416128

NO FUCKING LEAKS FUCKKK

new project to recruit people across the world
not an RWDS

Well I'm pissed because they don't fucking have much time left to release it. Shit's likely is going down in Syria in the coming weeks and it'll be too late by then.

Kill this shill

At least we would get the insurance file (which is probably fucking nothing)

MOTHER FUCKER

HE DID IT AGAIN

ASSANGE IS A GODDAMNED LIAR

HE ALEX JONESED US

NEVER THOUGHT I'D END THIS HOPING HE GOT DRONED

#BIGDICKPROBLEMS

UNCONDENSED

S H I L L I N G
H
I
L
I
N
G

HERE WE GO

What is this niggerfaggot on about now?
?
What an asshole.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

D'nations

BUY MY MEMBERSHIP GOY

he will probably get it.

don't forget trump has many allies besides impatient Holla Forumsacks

come the fuck on, dude…

This motherfucker… Why didn't he just use a pre-made video to beg for shekels like this?

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE STREAM

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KEK WILL KILL ASSANGE

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I never thought I'd say it, but I agree with Hillary Clinton. Let's drone this motherfucker.

I CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS AUSSIE FUCK IS SAYING

RAMBLING INCOHERENTLY.

...

...

i'll tell you what's not happening: it

...

Dude, it's just a press conference. There's no leak.

Go donate to Wikileaks!

FUCK YOU ASSANGE YOU FUCKING SHITPOSTING AUSSIE FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh lawd

DRONE STRIKE
DRONE STRIKE
DRONE STRIKE
DRONE STRIKE
DRONE STRIKE
DRONE STRIKE
DRONE STRIKE
DRONE STRIKE
DRONE STRIKE
DRONE STRIKE

please leak

nahhh

ell no reason to listen to this fuck anymore

ASSANGER

He's Swedish, mate.

PLS LEK

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JESUS FUCK
SON OF A BITCH GODDAMMIT

WHAT A WASTE OF TIME

BUY MY BOOK

He didn't promise much of a leak; the press hyped it up

>BOOK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS IS DEVASTATING BECAUSE ITS 5 AM AND I HAVENT SLEPT LISTENING TO JULIAN ASSANGE

Fucking drone this guy man

UH
UH
UHM
UHM
UH
UH
UHHHHHHHHHHHM
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UH
UH

MUH BOOK

A book…yay

Just

Do

It

DRONE STRIKE THE FUCKER TONIGHT SO WE GET THE LEAKS TOMORROW

HE'S SHILLING HIS BOOK

DON'T WORRY GUIZE HE SAID HE'D DO IT NEXT TIME, HE WOULDN'T LIE TO US A THIRD TIME, WE'LL DEFINITELY GET SOME SUPER CEREAL "DEVASTATING" LEAK COMING

KILL AUSTRALIA

IT WON'T MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, BUT THEY FUCKING DESERVE IT. THIS IS BEYOND THE PALE SHITPOSTING.

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AVALIABLE IN EBOOK FORMAT

Is the theme song for wikileaks-files just dial up connecting?

40% off!!!!

Jewnes is going to be pissed if someone out-shekels him

wiki leaks? more like wiki uhh erm uhh

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UH
UH
UH

B U Y
U
Y

M Y
Y

B O O K
O
O
K

AVAILABLE BY EBOOK AS WELL!

BUY MY SECOND BOOK TOO

BUY MY BOOK GOY

Does he always ramble on like this ?

buy my book
it's %40 off!

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What the fuck Assange?

CRYPTOGROPHY E BOOK 40% OFF

>cyberpunks

That explains so much about tonight

Need mo' money for dem hacks

NO DICK CONFIRMED

HE JUST RUINED ALL AND ANY CREDIBILITY HES EVER HAD
FUCK THIS CUCK

God dammit guys, I wanted to believe.

So wikileaks is selling out

SHOW
US
A
LEAK

THE SHILLING HOLY SHIT

At least Jones boned 58k users

This man has no dick

Came expecting a video of Clinton calling niggers niggers.

Got 40% off a book

Yay.

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ITS HAPPENING

I HAVE TO GO TO BED
JUST

fooled again

ALEX: THIS MAN HAS NO DICK

MY BOOKS

LOW PRICES

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HERE IT COMES

4CHAN HACKER IDENTITY REVEALED IN MY NEW BOOK

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TELL US WHAT YOUR CIRCULATION IS
BUY MY BOOK
BE SURE TO DONATE

HERE WE GO

hahahahahahahahaha

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oh shit, here it comes

high n dry again

BUY MY BOOK GOYIM

It's over

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BUY MY BOOK

its not happening is it?

election documents to come out before nov 8

Where's the surprise?

The announcement is %40 off his book…

Jones just shilled his shit over Asange shilling his. this is perfect.

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Figures.

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BEFORE NOVEMBER 8TH, GOYIM

>dick teasing so fucking much

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LADS HE WILL TOTALLY DELIVER JUST WAIT A BIT MORE

This is masterful shitposting

FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENED

40% Goy its a deal just in time for holiday

ON WHAT?????
ENUNCIATE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Assange just fucked himself. What a kike ass move he just pulled.

IT'S LIKE I STAYED UP FOR SANTA CLAUS BUT IT WAS JUST SOME TEENAGER WHO TOOK A SHIT IN MY CHIMNEY

OH FUCK

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SURPRISE!

Fuck this I'm going to sleep.

FIRST PUBLICATION THIS WEEK?

BEST PART OF THE NIGHT

...

confirmed leak this week I'm satisfied

KEK

I stayed up for this

RELEASE IT NOW, YOU STUPID GOY!

FIRST HAPPENING THIS WEEK

I WONT SPECIFY THE HOUR

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ALEX JONES WAS THE BEST PART OF THIS NIGHT
==LET THAT SINK IN=

let me guess how it went

ok.

I haven't been this disappointed since I saw batman v superman

OMG HE'S MAKING A MAJOR PRESS CONFERENCE TO PEDDLE HIS BOOK?

Can we please bring back the Brit woman?

Then how did he rape those Swedes? Roll up some documents and force it in slot A?

>THANK YOUS

>QUESTIONS

WHAT

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING

THAT'S FUCKING IT? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This.

Now half the world wants him to be droned

NUKE THE ECUADORIAN EMBASSY

ASSANGE IS DOING TO US EXACTLY WHAT TRUMP DID TO CNN

Well at least we're getting a leak within a weak.

Fucking Australians.

buy his book guys

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10 LEAKS OVER THE NEXT 10 WEEKS YOU FAGGOTS

PEOPLE WHO ARE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW ARE SUPERIOR TO PEOPLE WHO ARE WAKE UP

trips of truth

JUST
DROP
THE
LEAKS

He never said it was going to be a massive leak

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee

I STAYED UP FOR THIS?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

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FUCKING PRICK TEASE

It's the dueling banjos of of hand-rubbing.

pic related

I DONT THINK I HAVE EVER BEEN THIS BUTTMAD!!!

EVERY WEEK FOR THE NEXT TEN WEEKS UNTIL YOU LIKE IT

Well, at least Hilary was staying up with us. Get fucked ya traitor, but suicide Assange for us on the way out.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE BOOK SALES GOYIM. TEE HEE!

UM
UM
UM
UH
UM

I'M NOT MAKING A NEW BREAD. BE MY GUEST. IT DOESN"T DESERVE ONE, IMO.

Someone webm this. Best part of the night.

Guys, he can't be nervous about shilling his book right? Did something go wrong?

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>THOUSANDS STAYED UP LATE INTO THE NIGHT FOR THIS

what is going on? is he getting ready to set himself on fire or something?

WHERE DOES THIS FAGGOT LIVE?

I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM MYSELF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CUCK

was about to say it

Wikileaks is dead, Bye Assange

Wikileaks has a book about cyperpunks doing crypto.

KILL HIM

Snackbar threat?

This must be how the media kikes felt like after the Birther press conference

true…
die from lack of sleep you dank cunt

FAGGOTS COMPLAINING NOT REALIZING THE FIRST BOMB WILL DROP THIS WEEK

Alex Jones is pissed

This is how spergs talk normally

ENDLESS WAITING FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF ASSANGE'S DEATH

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Some one kill this asshole….send him some supermale vitality

LEAK IT YOU DOUBLENIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Checked)
This was not the originally planned announcement, perhaps.

CUCK

NOT THE REAL THING WEW

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Wikileaks is dead.

shilling for sheckles

THE LEAKS? YEAH, YEAH, THE LEAKS ARE COMING I SWEAR. THEY'RE GONNA BE HUUUUUGE! OH MAN WHEN THEY GET HERE, YOU'LL BE SO AMAZED. SO AMAZED, THEY'RE COMING SOON! SO SOON!buymybook OH GOSH HLET ME JUST NAME A KILL LIST TO SAVE MY LIFE REAL QUICK HAHAHA ABOUT THOSE LEAKS THOUGH!

full retard user
he lives is australia

THE DAY WIKILEAKS BECAME IRRELEVANT

WE STAYED UP FOR A FAGGOTHON

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Fuck you Assange.

He was gonna go hunting with his kid

Dear Hillary,

A man who is your enemy recently trolled me. I'd like to correct his death record.

This is better than a rick roll

He's still going to destroy hillary right now, r-right?

WELL DONE ASSANGE, THE ENTIRE WORLD NOW DOES NOT MIND ANY LONGER IF YOU GET ASSASSINATED

FUCKING STELLAR WORK

fuck you I've had enough

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Not droning Assange was a mistake.

Hillary missile now

Infowars sure loves memes.

ANGRY SHOUTING

I'm going to sleep.
Who hyped this up?

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Fuck, I'm just watching to see Alex Jones ad-lib now

I STILL BELIEVE GUYS

Yeah, he didn't plan to play us like damn fiddles - it happened on accident.
Fuck off.

fuck this im going to bed

ASSANGE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
GIB LEAK WITHIN SEVEN DAYS OR ELSE

assange is top troll

HE COULD HAVE FILTERED IT

Did he get bought out by Hillary?

take em out, HilDawg

wtf I love hillary now

Alex is the voice of sanity tonight.

A two hour rickroll that ends in information blueballs.

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I think we can rename that now to an Assange
can't spell it without ass

Assange trying to bluff his way to freedom? Trade non-existent "damaging info" for immunity?

CAN'T WE JUST DRONE THIS GUY?

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IF DUBS HE IS HOLDING THIS SPEECH ON GUNPOINT

At least he's naming names.

WIKILEAKS IS OVER

ASSANGE DOESNT HAVE SHIT

DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS
DDOS WIKILEAKS
FIRE UP YOUR ION CANNONS

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Rest in Power

FAGGOTS WATCHING JONESTEIN STREAM DIDN'T EVEN HEAR HIM SAY HES DROPPING 10 LEAKS OVER 10 WEEKS RELATING TO THE ELECTION

Get fucked.

where da leak

JULIAN ASSANGE IS A HILLARY BUTTPLUG
t. Alex Jones

OY VEY THANK YOU ASSANGE. 6 MILLION BITCOINS HAVE BEEN DEPOSITED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT

Germanys prime Lügenpresse publication. Confirmed for total cuck

This

This is either the biggest fucking troll in October surprise history or… or I don't know fucking what.

I'm almost starting to think isolation has driven Assange beyond the fucking bend. He literally doesn't realize how poorly this whole thing is coming across.

WEW, LADS

NO KEK NO

FINALLY DROPPED THE LEAK
latlmes.com/breaking/julian-assange-drops-bombshell-leak-1
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
latlmes.com/breaking/julian-assange-drops-bombshell-leak-1
latlmes.com/breaking/julian-assange-drops-bombshell-leak-1
latlmes.com/breaking/julian-assange-drops-bombshell-leak-1

Fuck it, kill him too

TH-THAT'S IT?!?!?!?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RT says all will be out before Nov 8

I hope he gets assassinated now.

We have 34 days

GOING TO BED
OYASUMI

Nobody claps

DRONE THIS FAGGOT

Fuck sakes he lives in exile in an embasy in London

Sure is ctr in here tonight.

THE FUCKING ELECTION IS OVER IN 4 WEEKS

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They called Assange a cuck

I'll never give you up Don.

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Nice b8, m8.

Sam Hyde shitposting right now

YOU FUCKING NIGGER COCK GOBBLING FAGGOT! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE! YOU PROMISED US PARADISE AND GAVE US GARBAGE WRAPPED IN SHITTY BOOK SHILLING! BURN IN HELL MOTHER FUCKER, MAY TRUMP HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.

What the fuck was this shit, if I didn't normally stay up this late meme crafting, i'd be fucking pissed.

FALSE

The two largest blocks of consecutive digits I've ever seen.

holy shit, this

GUYS THE ACTUAL LEAK IS ON THE OTHER CHANNEL
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

And a Hillary Clinton butt plug.

I can't say I didn't expect this, but I did at least have a little bit of hope that he wasn't such a fucking faggot.

IT WAS A MISQUOTING GOYIM

ASSANGE YOU FAGGOT SWEDISH TWINK

Is Assange CTR?

HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY LEAKS ON HILLARY CLINTON
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY LEAKS ON HILLARY CLINTON
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY LEAKS ON HILLARY CLINTON
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY LEAKS ON HILLARY CLINTON
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY LEAKS ON HILLARY CLINTON
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY LEAKS ON HILLARY CLINTON
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY LEAKS ON HILLARY CLINTON


JUST DRONE THIS FAGGOT NOW

Archive of thread because its basically over
archive.is/4DmCG

did he say he has nothing on Hillary?

Did this ninja not just admit he didn't have anything?

LIKE A DAMNED FIDDLE

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Misquoting
Oh boy faggot was playing us

Night.

whoops forgot to cut out the top smaller blocks. sorry guys.

Here's an embed if you don't wanna hears Jones screaming over the broadcast & shilling his filters.

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I salute your autism, and I hope you're using a program.

based questioner

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JONES IS LOSING HIS MIND IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE

>not just dumping some or any of the leaks now while at least 60,000 are watching

LITERALLY 1000 TIMES BETTER THAN ASSANGE

WE SHOULD DECLARE WAR.

NEW BREAD MAYBE

Is Alex Jones always this mad?

FUCK JESUS!!!

JUST BUY HIS BOOK GOYS

FOR WAR

Rick's sweet voice is relief from this disappointment.

Julian Assange can go fuck himself for making me stay up until 5:30 waiting for him to release literally nothing. What a piece of shit. The leaks he puts out next week better be fucking batshit crazy. They'd better wreck Clinton's career in ways never imagined.

I'm so fucking angry.

"we hope", aka not gonna happen/gonna be useless info.

And the shills smelling blood swarm the thread. Assange will be a problem if he does not post the leak by the end of October, hence the "October surprise".

no that was autism by hand. but this might not be.

CHECK EM


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CLEAN BATHROOM THEORY
CLEAN BATHROOM THEORY
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CLEAN BATHROOM THEORY
CLEAN BATHROOM THEORY

MISQUOTING
MISQUOTING
MISQUOTING
MISQUOTING
MISQUOTING
MISQUOTING
MISQUOTING
MISQUOTING
MISQUOTING

Use it to meme his death.

learn to read between the lines dumbass

Shilling a book now!

what a cash grab stream.

NO BREAD
ONLY BED NOW

I knew this was a rick-roll but I clicked on it anyway for the nostalgia.

At least he would never turn around and desert us, unlike Assange.

Thanks user, I feel better now

Fuck this faggot.
His usefulness has run out.

10/10, Julian. Fuck you.

...

Nice try, but i recognise that URL.

Is it me or does it look like Assange is a bit under stress.

Do you think he was threatened by someone at the last moment and is looking for another venue to drop the info off with?

memes