OY DID IT! OY BOYPAHSD THE COMPRESUHR

Samuel Adams
Samuel Adams

OY DID IT! OY BOYPAHSD THE COMPRESUHR

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

i'd compress her boypusser if you know what i mean

Mason Young
Mason Young

The only criticism I have of Rei is that she was still too much of a damsel in distress. Why didn't she destroy the Starkiller?

Ryder Howard
Ryder Howard

charismatic as hell

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

This. Rey showed weakness at several points in the move and emotions other than rage at the plight of womyn.

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

Rey is just an honest depiction of women engineers and computer scientist guise hehe

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

Han Solo knows less about the ship he's owned for 30 years than a girl that's been on it for 2 hours.

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

DING
"but daisy ridley's so hot though…"
REVERSE DING
How long until CuckemaYids get gunned down in a fit of rage anons?

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

God bless efukt. I'll never look at those ITT Tech commercials the same way again.

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

She bypassed the acting school

Austin Morales
Austin Morales

Oy tewk awwaaaalll tha fours dik in moi arse

Isaac James
Isaac James

harrison ford is senile as shit, and so was han solo, so it makes sense tbh. i bet chewie even had to change his diapers all the time.

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

Han Solo wasn't if they had written him to just flick the nobs like normal

William Baker
William Baker

I want to compress her boypuss if you know what i mean.

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

This is what they mean by "Mary Sue".
A competent female character by itself is not bad. An unusually skilled female character is not bad.
But a female character that is gifted at everything she tries to the point of breaking suspension of disbelief is. She can swing a lightsaber around and use the Force like a master Jedi without any previous experience and also fixes a ship she doesn't own and never flew by BOIPASSING THE COMPRESHUR. She literally solves a life-or-death problem in seconds by tearing open a ceiling panel, pulls out some nondescript gizmo and that was enough to fix everything.

If a hyper-competent guy like James Bond or Jason Bourne did something like that, it would still seem improbable. Granted, I never saw TFA so I don't know if there was some hint she could BOIPUSS COMPRESSAS earlier in the film, or fix ships that are anything like the Millenium Falcon.

I'm overanalyzing the space fairy tale known as Star Wars, especially since episode 2 & 3 killed my love of the series, but that's Holla Forums for ya.

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

you already said that in this thread, idiot

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

It didn't get the response it deserved so I thought I should repeat it.

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

idiot
Cool down or I'll report you. He literally did nothing wrong.

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

see user make decent joke
not even pity reply

fuck people like you, tbh

Elijah Torres
Elijah Torres

The only thing we are given that she is good at machines is that she has look through wreckage of old ships that she scavenged all her life. That's really it. She's also got that abandonment issue, the one she awkwardly displayed when Finn grabbed her during an attack from The Order which made her look more like a bitch. You understand the reason for it later but in the context of the scene, it still comes off as stupid.

Christian Martinez
Christian Martinez

decent joke
user, I…

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

…agree that it was.

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

It wasn't a joke. She is a totally average woman but she would make an amazing trap. I unironically want to compress "her" boypuss.

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

all (((you)))

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

FAG

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

Is this your "coming out" post? Only a repressed closet faggot wouldn't want to compress Daisys boypuss.
Imagine this:
hot feminine body
beautiful porcelain skin
Daisy Ridleys face
a cute little boiclit
Woukd you really turn that down? It only gets gay if you interact with the boiclit. The boiclit is to be treated like a fragile piece of artwork, you should enforce a strict "look but don't touch" policy. Follow that golden rule and you can fuck as many traps as you want and still be heterosexual at the end of it. Step out of your mental cage and try some boipuci. What's wrong? *Are You scared you might like it?**

Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers

I want to compress her in the boipussy.

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

You have weird tastes

Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

kek

Adam Price
Adam Price

She is a totally average woman but she would make an amazing trap
I totally agree. We need more tranny shoops of Daisy.
I know they're out there.

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

What would "bypassing the compressor" even do for an electrical system?

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

hot feminine body
beautiful porcelain skin

Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins

Nothing, because there are no compressors in electrical systems. Closest "things" to a compressor are the transformer and compacitor. If either are broken, you would replace the parts like a used battery and not just leave an incomplete circuit.

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

B-b-but muh gender studies told me just having a pussy qualified me to work on complicated machinery! Even more so if I'm a niggress

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

i boipuci de cumpresur

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

The compressor was some after-market rice rocket shit the fat jew put on the ship. It probably made the ship spew blue mist or some crap. Bypassing it was probably smart, but it was all the bitch was blabbing about the whole goddamn time she was on the ship.

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

there are people in this board that defend Pleb Leddit Memeia even after this
I hope they all go back to /reddit/index.html when summer ends.

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

efukt is maybe the only site that has consistently provided comedy gold throughout the many years.

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

Granted, I never saw TFA so I don't know if there was some hint she could BOIPUSS COMPRESSAS earlier in the film, or fix ships that are anything like the Millenium Falcon.
There wasn't. She was a scavenger who sold machine parts for food until she randomly ran into some nigger in a stolen jacket (no, seriously) and some weird-looking droid. She isn't the type of character who's background indicates any real mechanic skills. If she was the daughter of a ship mechanic, or had to take up being a mechanic for travellers, I could see BOIPUASSING DA CoMPRESSAS as a realistic skill, but no, she was just some random nobody without any knowledge, history, emotions, or skills in any respect. She's just perfect in every way.

All of the JJ Abraham's """comedy""" in the movie came off as forced and cringy. Especially nigger's jokes that seemed completely out of character and showed off how terrible of an actor he is.

Given the context, I imagine it's a power compressor so the ship's engines don't overload certain parts of the ship with different wattage limits. Sort of like those power converters you use when plugging in electronics from other countries so they don't fry in higher voltage households. Then again, I'm probably thinking about it more than the writers of the movie did.

My nigger-lover father got pissed at me when I told him the niggers in Hidden Figures were either white (one of them was) or literal janitors that didn't do shit and just got credit for helping despite no evidence or historical account saying as much. He gets triggered when his precious pet monkeys aren't treated right. Dibs on executing him during the DOTR

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

love your dad dude

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Much better image

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

My dad enjoys The Daily Show with Tinyhead Noah. Your parents might have no taste or perspective, but you should honor them nonetheless.

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

I don't feel love. No matter what I do, how hard I try, or who I surround myself with, I don't feel or understand "love". Instead I settle for honoring my father, even if I disagree with him.

Don't get me wrong, I honor my father, but that doesn't mean I always agree with him or that we don't fight. But I honor my family, as a whole, first, and he has ripped apart my family with his behavior. He is honored for being my father, but I honor my family more, and if the Day ever comes, I must honor my family above one destructive member.

Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin

she's like a badly xeroxed Kiera Knightley

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

m0ar pl0x

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

you will never see keira and daisy compare their dicks

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

I still don't get how they could find charisma in her acting. She's bland and doesn't know where to look.

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

Boypossed the compressuh
bypassed
pulled shit out, creating open circuit
didn't short circuit, ie. "bypass"

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

While I know the function of a compressor from music playing I would want to know how bypassing a compressor fixes an overload.
Wouldn't it make it even worse?

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

I was watching the force awakens the other day (live it by the way, rey is my favourite star wars character and I watched all 5 movies XD) and I noticed that she doesn't actually say boypussed like I see here all the time, she actually bypassed.
I'm not trying to be rude I just wanted to correct you because it's nice to find people who like the star wars as much as me, my friends all think I'm an nerd ahahaha.

Christian Flores
Christian Flores

She says boypussy to be honest

Alexander Brooks
Alexander Brooks

She did say "boypussed", that's why Han is acting like he doesn't understand what she's saying.

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

WTF I'm gay now.

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

God damn, I wanna stick it in her boypussy.

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

I still am more disturbed by the pretentiousness of deciding the protagonist of a Star Wars film should have a British accent than really anything else.

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

ey cun its hip to speak like a wanker, it is. Oh hold on, Ahmed is calling from the bedroom for seminal cleanup duty. Tally ho

Parker Perry
Parker Perry

you will never force her onto the bed
you will never hear her protests as she says she has a shoot tomorrow
you will never bend her head off the edge of the bed
you will never plow all of your 7 inches balls deep into her throat
you will never be responsible for her losing her voice
you will never fuck her vocal cords up
you will never watch the life almost fade from her eyes before pulling out
you will never ejaculate into her lungs
you will never get an angry call from a jew asking what the hell you did to her
Feels bad, man

James Murphy
James Murphy

you will never plow all of your 7 inches balls deep into her throat
You certainly won't becouse of your tiny pecker.
Maybe you can clean her teeth.

Jaxon Young
Jaxon Young

tiny
If you think 7 inches is some kind of unrealistic gargantuan sick size then you are a dicklet. It's only a inch above average.

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

stahp

Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

2 inches

average is 5

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

The average highly depends on what country you live in.
Btw in case any Americans don't know how centimetres work, 16cm is about 6 iches.

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

self-reported
Only thing that chart correlates with is tendency to be untrusthworthy even in an anonymous survey.

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

t.Dicklet

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

t. Dicklet

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

I can't believe there's a dick. Send nudes.

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

4k holograms.

Jaxson Price
Jaxson Price

t.Actual dicklet

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

John Booooooooyega

Jack White
Jack White

t. Actual Dicklet

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

resorts to repetition like a six year old after being called out about having a miniscule penis
Sad!

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

so self-conscious about penis size simple repetition triggers him
Actual dicklet

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

so triggered that somebody called him out on his dicklet status that he gets stuck in a feedback loop
Sad! and autistic!
The stats are right, you are below average…Deal with it dicklet. Maybe it's time to invest in a pump? Pffffffft! What a loser!

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

you will never derail a thread this fantastically

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

You can clearly hear her say
oy boipuci'd the cum-presser

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

I'm implying you're lying, user.

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

This isn't me. Seven inches isn't even impressive, it's slightly above average. I don't think he made any unrealistic claims.

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

I want to compress "her" boypusser, amirite?

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

They drew her boobs to big

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

This is how "she" would look after I finished face fucking "her".

Colton Green
Colton Green

You will never make anyone want to fuck you as hard as this user wants to fuck Daisy

Christian Morris
Christian Morris

I'd hit it.

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

that joke was already made twice stop it

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

Okay, now I need her number.

William Rivera
William Rivera

t.Scam (and) Hide

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

implying you wouldn't fuck her

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

I like my traps pale, feminine and cute. She doesn't tick any of those boxes. Daisy Ridley as a trap would be pretty hot though.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

as a trap
user, I…

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

I used to think 4/tv/ was crap, little did i know…

Ryder Perry
Ryder Perry

Don't touch that dial now, we're just getting started.

Matthew White
Matthew White

How about I fuck you're ass kid

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

I like my traps without a penis and born women

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

I fucking lost it when the music kicked back in while she sucked cock

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

At least you can say nigger here. Actually you can do a lot of things here that would normally get you banned on cuckchan.

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

you will never be eaten by Daisy Ridley

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

I could swear I've read this exact comment before.

Leo Hill
Leo Hill

I like to pretend there is an actual part, called a Compressor, and the electrical systems are mutually exclusive and bypassing it she merely cut out it entirely out of the system and simply hotwired it to run without it. It makes the whole scene much more bearable.

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

you might be joking, but how can retards really believe this shit when there's swimsuit photos online

Brandon Baker
Brandon Baker

implying threads can even be derailed on this pajeet-tier festering shitscape of an imageboard

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

I want to know how much people's dick's grow when they get an erection because my dick is ~6 inches erect but flaccid it's embarassingly small and cute.

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

Congo
DAS RITE!

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

burgers have tiny peckers

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

6 inches is embarrassingly small and cute

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

least it's not 2

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

2 inches is just a large clit

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

Every inch added to your penis takes 2 inches off your height.
How low would you go, Holla Forums?

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

That isn't how it works, manlet.

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

I'm already a 6'3 manlet so I can't afford to.

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

tfw

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

mutilated jewcock

sad!

Gavin Howard
Gavin Howard

projecting
Even more SAD!

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