Me, nordcuck wizard>bought hooker tonight>300 dollars>awkward as fuck, but nice...

Brody Hughes
Brody Hughes

me, nordcuck wizard
bought hooker tonight
300 dollars
awkward as fuck, but nice company at least, at my place
she's thai, ask if she wants drink, and I had some rum
I drank a little bit too
she comments on my huge tv, asks if its for porn, which it is not, but the comment stings this pathetic heart
I don't even have a couch so we sit on the bed in my living room (dont ask)
we talk about shit, she knows about cryptocurreny and shit, weirdly enough
time is running out
I'm trying to go for it, we are both naked, I can't get hard
this is even worse than my non-hooker attempt as a 20yold, where I at least had a semi
I take the hit to my pride, as I am used to life serving me shit sandwiches
she is nice about it, probably helped that I joked about it and other stuff
drove her back
now I am back here, in the den of despair
I think I am a bit more suicidal now

tl;dr: I spent 300 dollars on embarrasing myself, destroying my self-esteem even more and bolstering my urge for suicide

Ayden Green
Ayden Green

Why didn't you request a bj?
Coulda got you going, nigga.

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

It's because you want to be in love for your first time Anon… JK next time take Viagra

Ayden Ortiz
Ayden Ortiz

I did, but she was bitchy about it and said she doesn't do that without a condom

next time I will open my veins

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

eat more onions, they raise your t-levels

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

Meh … you spent 300 bucks and had a nice time with a girl who you don't have to worry about getting clingy or demanding more time/money.

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

On a 1 to 10 scale, what was she?

Kayden James
Kayden James

I don't like this at all
I'm expecting you all to laugh at me and make fun of me, not to show indifference or give me positive viewpoints

7-8/10, not gorgeous, but really slim and nice tits, pretty face

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

300 dollars
wtf

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

300/cash

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

so, maybe you would have gotten hard if you pretended she was your gf and had someone else fuck her? at least that is how this post makes it sound.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

I would pay you 300 dollars to put a bullet in my head

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

7-8/10, not gorgeous, but really slim and nice tits, pretty face
I think I know what your problem is.
How does pic related make your feel?

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

I'm not gonna laugh at you. I did the fucking stupid thing. I got married. It's costing me thousands and I have to treat her well and shit.

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

It's costing me thousands
? on what, nigga? Surely tablets don't run pockets dry at this rate

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

not turned on, that's for sure

but you still have respect from your peers and your dignity, right?

Thanks god I keep this wizard thing and all this shit under wraps. If people knew anything about this, and if actually saw those people at regular intervals, I'd open my veins in the shower right about now

James Stewart
James Stewart

this. Spending $300 on a whore and then not being able to fuck her is nothing. Nothing! compared to the expense of getting married and (and this is probable) then getting a divorce.

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

Neck yourself for wanting to throw away your powers.

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

If people knew anything about this…
You're assuming they care that much.
And if they do then it's because their life is pathetic (even with all the pussy they are getting).

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

No one worth knowing really would care if they knew you're a virgin.

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

Her care and upkeep. Birthday shit, Christmas shit, anniversary shit. Clothes, food, and amenities. Trouble is that divorce would be even more expensive.

Learn from my mistake.

Lucas Fisher
Lucas Fisher

kids?

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

my powers probably supercharged and doubled in growth rate due to this unfortunate encounter

you are saying if they cared, they are not worth knowing or worth knowing if it doesn't matter to them? if it doesn't matter to them, then do they really care about me?

y, but you don't have a deep-rooted darkness rotting away at the inside of you because of it, do you?

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

You got cold feet because you don't have the practice. Hookers are not exactly good practice. Also >race mixing

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

you are saying if they cared, they are not worth knowing or worth knowing if it doesn't matter to them? if it doesn't matter to them, then do they really care about me?
OP, i think I know why your liaison went down in a flame of infernal fire.
Hint: the above quoted greentext.

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

You know what, just post an anonymous message on some Snow Nigger board and ask for sex. There might be women out there who are "into" teaching guys how to sex.

Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Nelson

Not to mention, at least here, most gas stations sell pills that are made of god knows what poisons mixed in industrial pain thinner tubs that will fuck you up and give you a massive boner whether you want it or not. look into that next time. hell if you already spent 300, whats another 10?

Jackson Myers
Jackson Myers

2 kids

a deep-rooted darkness rotting away at the inside of you
More than you can possibly imagine.

Christopher Williams
Christopher Williams

I got literal cold-feet a lot of the time, it's a problem for me, is it related?
I do have GAD diagnosis
y, I'm gonna need help with directions, because I can't find good places and sites

how many episodes of k-on or steins;gate do I have to watch to forget about this?

also, I am on zoloft, but I haven't had a big problem getting hard lately, though I have absolutely no drive or urge even now

zoloft helps me forget though, thank god for that

I be nordcuck, so I don't think we have that

also, AND THIS IS SLIGHTLY UNRELATED, why are people so nice and helpful here compared to 4chan? I've been posting on r9k and the place is filled with people that are either massive trolls or just hate-filled normies
im posting here because I got permabanned there by some triggered mod, permaban where I didn't even post illegal pics or any illegal stuff

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

It's not mixing if you don't make a baby, you idiot.

Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

forgot to ask your age, op.
Maybe you've hit the wall.

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

wizard

James Davis
James Davis

So thirty.

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

reminder to not give a shit about women

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

Association with nonwhites is a problem in and of itself.

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

Where can I read more wizard + prostitute stories?

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

thinking about it, she was a pretty shit hooker, but fuck, the selection out here in hicksville isn't that huge

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

What did you use to select said whore?

Evan Green
Evan Green

well, maybe some other fellow gollums of mine will crawl out of hiding and share their darkness with us

realescort . e u

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

.eu

I'm from the US.

Adrian Bell
Adrian Bell

she's thai
didn't bang
She's probably a shemale anyways.

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

any other wizards in here that wants to tell about their darkness and misery so I can feel better about being a total fuckup?

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

/r9k/index.html

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

Most likely performance anxiety.
You need to relax.
1. tell the girl it is your first time and that you are nervous. that will take some pressure off
2. appreciate the moment, give her a massage for a while, explore her body, play with her boobs, rub her vagina slowly, smell your fingers if she isn't too diseased. ask for a BJ like another user said.
let her give you a massage for a while.
the more contact and time spent naked with a girl, the more comfortable and relaxed you will become.
3. practise, as much as possible.
not just sex, but as I described above, being naked with a girl, playing with her, her playing with you.
the more you do it, the more relaxed you will become.
4. concentrate on the sensations, DO NOT think about your dick. think about her voice, her moans, the feel and the smoothness and the warmth of her skin, the smell of her pussy, the softness and the heat of inside her pussy, how her lips feel brushing your skin, how her breast curves and her nipple sticks out.

Aside from that, don't fap for 2 weeks beforehand, don't edge, don't ejaculate, nothing.
You will be quite horny by then, gives an advantage.
If you cum fast, that's normal, just say that was great, give me a few minutes and we can go again.
don't worry, don't make a big deal, just relax and enjoy and go with the flow.
it is important to follow your instinct, on what you want to do. don't spend much time thinking about what she wants or if it feels good for her. more importantly you do what you want, what comes to mind naturally.

Avoid porn completely, read the website "yourbrainonporn". Porn can desensitise you, and also condition you to be a voyeur, rather than an active participant. This is the first thing you should do, and stick to it.

Read about testosterone boosting foods and lifestyle habits. Can make a big difference.
Sunlight, strength and lower body exercise, dark green vegetables, nuts, seeds, lean meat, eggs, mushrooms. Avoid sugar, avoid fried foods.

Keep trying, you will succeed if you keep trying.
If you can fap and have quick, hard boners when you are alone, then you just need some practise and what I've written above.

Nolan James
Nolan James

be me
too chicken shit to even try a hooker
My emotional aloofness from everyone turns off the women (at work) that do try to flirt with me.
The fucked up thing might be that it doesn't bother me anymore.
I spend most of the day thinking about how I can make more money.
Have a turned to a leprechaun, Holla Forums? A shadow evil figure that only cares for personal gain.

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

nice image.
first part for the men is a bit too realistic.

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

This is actually decent advice.

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

Then who do you suggest pick my cotton?

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

My dick didn't obey me the first time I was with a naked woman asking me to 'take her' either.
After I left, I panicked for about a week, not knowing why it had happened.
I read about porn induced erectile dysfunction, and thought it might be one of the problems, so I deleted all my porn and stopped watching it. It took a few weeks to fully stop, but I figured i'd rather drop porn than never be able to have real sex. Seemed a straight forward option.
It wasn't only the porn though, it was a lot of anxiety, nerves, over thinking and stress. All of which kills the boner.
When I learned to relaxed and when I was comfortable with a girl, things became a lot better.
One major thing was turning off my upper brain and letting my animal side take control. Takes practice. Focus on the sensation and it even helps to treat her like an object of lust, a bitch in heat that you want to mount like a caveman and fuck purely for your own pleasure.
If you treat her like that, you will enjoy it a lot more, and won't be thinking about much at all.
She incidentally will enjoy it too, girls like it when you enjoy yourself. Best to think only about yourself while you practice, and when you have the hang of it, some weeks/months later, you can incorporate some small thoughts for how you can give her extra pleasure.

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

Time to sleep, hope you make use of my advice. Save it in a text file and read it through a few times. Figure how to apply it and do so.
Most of all, keep trying. You will become better,
and you'll realise too, that it isn't such a big deal after all.

Austin Price
Austin Price

why are people so nice and helpful here compared to 4chan?
Because we are far better at trolling you than they are at 4chan. We lull you into a false sense of security, and when you let your guard down we buttfuck you until you cough up jizz and blood.

Elijah Long
Elijah Long

she's thai

stopped reading right there

hang yourself race traitor

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

Try again, but take user's advice and get some Viagra or a similar drug (Cialis, Levitra, etc) first.

Losing your virginity to a hooker is going to leave most guys limp. The situation is very artificial, you don't know her, you're nervous, etc. But you need to get over the mental pressure of "I'm a virgin, I really need to get this over with, shit! I can't get hard!"

Take Viagra, rail a hooker with your Frankenboner, and move on. When you're with a girl you actually care about, you'll be able to go natty.

Cooper Cox
Cooper Cox

I don't think anyone's first time is really that amazing. Porn and social expectations paint a false picture of sex in general. My first time wasn't great either, I just humped her for 5 minutes until I came. That's probably how it goes down for 90% of men. After my first time I immediately became more confident and calm around women in general because it was something scratch off the old to-do list.

Now I just wanna find a girl to cuddle with. Going to bed alone can be worse than no sex. Male sexuality can be easily sated by jacking off, male "emotional" sexuality can't.

Adrian Gonzalez
Adrian Gonzalez

Why the FUCK would you NOT want a girl to be CLINGY?

I want a clingy GF.

Jace Cox
Jace Cox

Because clingy girls are a burden. They require YOU do to do EVERYTHING for them. It's not fun to basically deal with an adult child all the time.

Owen Nelson
Owen Nelson

I want to be a vile, little gold gnome too

still sounds better than 4chan

I wasn't trying to impregnate her, I was trying to get out of wizardry
lets face it, I am not the hope of the white race here, I am barely getting by living my own life at this point

ye, I want a clingy gf too

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

Ok. I wasted $4,700 dollars total not including some gifts on women and never even got a kiss and until one day my sister had me hug her friend I was also hugless. I've never had sex, never got anything out of any of it, just got scammed. I tried to commit suicide in a livestream because of the woman I lost $4,100 to as well as many other factors that were happening at the same time. Today however I am happy at work trying to complete the system of German Idealism although every once in awhile enormous pressure is put on me to stop doing that and get a wife and get a job, but I am very sick and I damaged myself a lot in previous suicide attempts, and I'd much rather NOT waste the maybe 10 years I have left to live on anything other than getting as close to god as I possibly can. Disregard women, acquire philosophy.

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

That doesn't make sense to me.

Also an adult child? That sounds pretty hot to me. If only we could find ways to stop women from maturing after 12 years old so they stay permanent 12 year olds.

Parker King
Parker King

You obviously aren't around children very much.

Thankfully.

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

trying to complete the system of German Idealism
A worthwhile field to dedicate yourself to. Also, it is probably the best female repellant known to man. Not to insult philosophy, more of an insult to women, really.

I'm a Perspectivist, personally.

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

I give girls my philosophy books. Only one has ever read one of my books heh.

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

are you, him:
you have books? you've tried to commit suicide on livestream? you only have about 10 years left to live or something? are you quite old? do your books actually sell? I've written one too, but doesn't sell much, prob 100+ copies

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

Indeed, having a loving girl to cuddle with is nice and walking along holding her hand can mean more than sex.
I had the same thing as you, more confidence and less on my mind after the first time, checklist is right. It wasn't such a big deal afterwards.

Carson Thompson
Carson Thompson

Money and gifts isn't the answer, as you know by now. Confidence, decisiveness and being visibly independent is more important and attracts better females really.
Exercising for strength builds inner confidence, conquering your own body and increasing what you are physically able to do. Being able to confidently pull yourself upwards, or lift a heavy box with grace. I recommend doing good quality pushups every day, and perhaps buying some dumbbells after a few months. The idea is not necessarily to look big, it is to feel strong and capable and be the master of your own body.
The greeks thought it vital.
If you have some savings, travel aimlessly for some weeks or longer, you will pick up confidence and interesting stories, and generally meet women.

Justin Jones
Justin Jones

she's thai
Gross. Bad decision OP.
she comments on my huge tv, asks if its for porn, which it is not, but the comment stings this pathetic heart
You misunderstood user, she was trying to be helpful, suggesting porn to get you in the mood. Some guys need this.
I'm trying to go for it, we are both naked, I can't get hard

Okay user, I'm going to help you because while I've never used a hooker this is a common problem a lot of guys have these days. The short version is, you jack off too much. You're used to getting yourself hard and cumming in a specific relaxed setting. Compared to your hand, any part of a prostitute's body is going to feel weird and unarousing. I forget the age, but they say if a guy doesn't have sex by a certain age (19? 23? I forget) he will always have sexual dysfunction, but it's okay, even porn stars get this shit, we're gonna fix you up.

1. Don't jerk off for a week.
2. Learn which fetish or fantasy gets you hard instantly. Whatever it is, you're going to re-enact this with the hooker later, so just latch onto a thought that makes you rock solid.
3. Get viagra. If you can't, order horny goat weed. It works too.
4. Get a hooker for the night so there's no pressure to perform right away.
5. Do watch porn on the screen. Something that turns you on. See how she responds to it, say that's what you want to do.

Of course, if I was you I wouldn't get a hooker. I'd just use tinder or fetlife.

Thomas Collins
Thomas Collins

I live with my parents, the lack of independence is what is ensuring my virginity.

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

I forget the age, but they say if a guy doesn't have sex by a certain age (19? 23? I forget) he will always have sexual dysfunction
this is scary as fuck

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

they say if a guy doesn't have sex by a certain age
who the fuck is they

Caleb Parker
Caleb Parker

(((they)))

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

It's the alcohol. The term "whiskey dick" exists for a reason, and it's not simply because it's whiskey. Alcohol causes impotence and erectile dysfunction.

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