I am a Doctor

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

Another beautiful day in the 1950s

The Doctor is in.

What ails you Holla Forums?

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

Occasional chest pain, not severe

Nathaniel Diaz
Nathaniel Diaz

Let me pound on it

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

Sounds like indigestion possible, is is related to eating?

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

Yes I happen to be a fatass. Funny isn't it?

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

It would seem so.

Prescription of a diet sir.
Assuming you wish not to be a, as you say "Fatass"

John Wright
John Wright

It's my dick, doc.
It just doesn't get hard anymore.
Can a teenager fap to much?
I need help doc.
Get my dick hard again..

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

I appear to have come down with the most severe of ailments. I have awoken with the most uncontrollable attraction to my fellow males.
May god have mercy as he smites me for this most egregious of sins

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

Young man, it is times like this where it is possible you have ascended mere human attraction… Have you tried browsing /k/. maybe that may help?

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

Unfortunately such a place fails to sate my longing for the attraction, and affection, of my fellow males. I feel that there is no hope for me, but please Doc, is there any remedy you may procure that can help fix my most unfortunate of situations?

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

You poor fellow. You are indeed correct it is a very severe ailment.

You must do your best to with hold your desires, if it is truly uncontrollable have yourself committed to our new state of the art curing camps. There is state of the art technology to help young men cure themselves for this.

But please, here is some information on your ailment. Known as homosexuality.

if all else fails, you must kill yourself user

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

Thank you kind Doctor, I will attempt what you have prescribed, if that fails to cure my disgusting disease I will, without fear, end myself
Amen

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

You have no choice but to an hero.
I'm sorry sir.

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

Doctor, I fear I may be a homosexual

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

Short sharp pains in chest, on both sides, happens once per day, every day or two
Usually right under my nipples, between my ribs
I was told it was allergies, I'm here for a second opinion

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

Now listen very closely. if you are between the ages 15-21 you have nothing to fear however if you are not. You need to tell me more details so i can alert the authorities. We cant have you walking about the streets until you are cured.

Hunter Murphy
Hunter Murphy

It's possibly homosexuality.

I'm assuming these pains are temporarily relieved when you think about or god forbid engage in homosexual activities?

Are you in your youth (Under 21 years of age?)

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

I have asthma as well as dematographia
mild aspbergers as well
Gimme a cure doc

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

Well, the dematographia and the mild asbergers are precursors to i'm sorry to say Homosexuality.

Are you keeping those aspbergers under control at all, what are your coming mechanisms?

Henry Jackson
Henry Jackson

20 as of currently
They happen usually in morning or midday, and thinking of sadly doesn't stop them
The homosex that is related to the activities I do is when I'm throwing (non-recyclable) glass bottles at them
(I will still continue to think of God though, like every man & woman should)

Could I have caught "The Gay" from the Homosexuals I've been attacking??? Please respond urgently, I couldn't live as a Homosexual !!!

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

Oh dear! I left out God from one of my sentences!
I Think I may have caught Homosexuality Doc!

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

as long as you haven't touched them or accepted any of their cookies or gifts towards you you should be okay.
You may want to have yourself committed to an electric shock therapy camp though just to be sure. Never can be too safe.

Jose Green
Jose Green

You fool. Only Doctors can do that.

Anyone else WILL catch the Homosex.

Carter James
Carter James

Once every 326 seconds exactly my left elbow itches
I am afraid

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

An hero yourself user

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

Well, i have some news for you.

This sounds a lot like, Schizophrenia any more information you can give would be helpful.

Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

Whats up doc!
I'm a wise cracking jewish anthropomorphic rabbit who has a mild form of autism. got a remedy for me or what?

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

I belive some Zyklon B may be of som ehelp to you.

Put it over some hot coals and make a sauna.

Let me know how it goes.

As you're Jewish you have no risk of homosexuality.

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

Doc I have slight back pains, can ya prescribe me some of that morphium stuff?

Eli Miller
Eli Miller

Hmm…

That sounds like the second stage of the Homosexuality.

You can have some morphine but it won't do much unfortunately, if you can get yourself to a shock camp or clinic before stage three then there is hope for you.

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

I have constant fatigue, tightness in my chest, and never-ending nausea. Changes in heat (especially if it suddenly gets hotter, not so much if I get temporarily chilled) and off-putting smells easily make me vomit. I developed a lot of problems just a few months ago after anesthesia and having teeth removed. I also am sore all the time. I don't get any better even though months have gone by and I've just been told rather vaguely to wait and see if it passes. I don't know what's wrong with me but I can't work or go outside really because so many things easily make me vomit. This chest pain also seems to correspond with very dry winter weather and to be alleviated somewhat by more humidity. I keep waking up with blood in my nostrils. I really don't know what to do though, all these problems…

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

I want a 9 year old wife to grow happy with. Can you help me with this doc?

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

You've caught the homosex

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

Perfectly normal

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

Chronic wind.

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

What orifice is it coming from?

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

Imma take shock therapy, sounds comfy. Thanks doc!

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

new age crap

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