Broken butt

AFTER DRINKING HEAVILY FOR 4-5 DAYS MY ASSHOLE IS SWOLEN AND PAINFULL. THIS SUCKS. HOW DO I FIX IT?

SWOVE STUFF UP THERE TIL IT STOPS

STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL. STOP DOING DRUGS. STOP SHOVING THINGS UP YOUR ASS.

START DRINKING WATER. START EATING REAL FOOD. IF YOUR ASSHOLE IS TOO TENDER TO WIPE AFTER SHITTING, SQUIRT IT DOWN WITH BABY OIL.

I DO NOT INSERT INTO POOPER. WIPING MY ASS IS A 30 MINUTE PROCESS BECAUSE I HAVE TO SHOVE IT BACK INTO BUTT BECAUSE IT IS SO SWOLEN I CANNOT EVEN FART WITHOUT GOING INSIDE OUT. THIS IS SERIOUS BUISNESS IT HURTS MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE

WTF DO YOU HAVE A PROLAPSE?

IF YES, YOU MOST DEFINITELY INSERTING STUFFS INTO POOPER, STOP WITH LIE

GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU ASKING Holla Forums

YES IT'S LIKE A PERMA-PROLAPSE BUT NOT AS BAD AS WEBM. IT JUST STAYS FLIPPED OUT AND IS SO SWOLLEN I CANT GET IT BACK IN AND IT HURTS LIKE FUCK

BECAUSE IM DRUNK

GO TO THE ER NIGGER

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND MY FAMILY IS COMING TO GET ME. I'M GOING TO GET A BIG WAD OF TOILET PAPER AND FORCE IT BACK IN.

GET A DIAPER
M8 YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE HANGING OUT CHILLIN' WITH YOUR FAM YOU RISK INFECTION OR SOME SHIT
IDK GO RESEARCH WHATEVER GAY PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY HAVE PROLAPSE

NIGGER IM NOT GAY AND I DONT PUT IN BUTT I THINK IT IS BECAUSE I DRANK SO MUCH ALCOHOL AND THAT DID NOT WORK IT JUST HURT REALLY BAD

DRANK SO MUCH ALCOHOL THAT YOU PASSED OUT ON A PARK BENCH AND THEN THE LOCAL GAY NIGGERS ASSOCIATION RAN A TRAIN ON YOUR ASSHOLE?

NO NIGGER I THINK ALCOHOL DOES THAT TO THE COLON. I WAS ONLY HAVING STRAIGHT SECKS YOU STUPID NIGGER. I GOOGLED IT LIKE 20 MIN AGO. I HAVE LESS THAN 10 MIN UNTIL MOM IS HERE AND I STILL CANT GET MY BUTTHOLE RIGHTSIDE IN WHAT DO I DO

NO, IT DOES NOT

T. ALCOHOLIC 10+ YEARS, 10+ FRIENDS ALSO ALCOHOLICS, NOBODY HAS THIS HAPPENED TO THEM.

MY BUTT IS JUST SPECIAL THEN AND MAYBE YOU DONT DRINK ENOUGH

JUST ADMIT IT AND THEN WE CAN RESOLVE THIS PROBLEM MORE EFFICIENTLY

I DO NOT INSERT MY POOPER YOU FAGGOT

POST PICTURE OF ASSHOLE TO PROVE

YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO REINSERT YOUR POOPER BACK INSIDE OF YOUR POOPER
THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN BY RANDOM CHANCE

KEK. SUCCINTLY PUT, user.

I TRIEDTI TAKE PICTURE BUT TOO DRUNK BECAUSE I THOUGHT VODKA WOULD HELP PAIN BUT NOW MY BUTTHOLE IS STILL IN AGONY AND I SMELLLIKE LIQUOR AND MY MOM WILL BE AT MY APARTMENT IN 5 MIN

WORST XMAS EVE EVER

LET ME GUESS, THE STRAIGHT SECKS INVOLVED YOUR ASSHOLE

FAGGOT. I PUT A BAD DRAGON MINI STALLION UP MY ASS I DON'T HAVE A PROLAPSE. SEVERAL YEARS AGO I HAD A REAL STALLION HALF WAY IN MY ASS. THAT DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A PROLAPSE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS IS THAT YOU SHOVED UP YOUR ASS IN ORDER TO GIVE YOURSELF A PROLAPSE?

SEE

T. OP OF THAT THREAD WITH A BLEEDING AND PAINFUL ANUS

KILL JUDEN.

NO

NOTHING! I AM NOT A FAGGOT
NOT ME

IT HAS TO BE ALCOHOL RELATED. THAT IS THE ONLY CONDITION THAT HAS CHANGED. IDRANK A SHITLOAD OVER THE LAST WEEK AND HAVE INSERTED NOTHING.

BASED

CORRELATION =/= CAUSATION

THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF OTHER VARIABLES WHICH COULD HAVE CHANGED, SOME YOU ARE UNAWARE OF AND SOME YOU ARE OVERLOOKING

...

IVE BEEN DRINKING A SHITLOAD, FUCKING A OLD LADY AND PLAYING A LOT OF CHESS WITH SOME NIGGERS I SELL POT TOO AT A TRAP HOUSE. WAT DID I DO WRONG

AND DID YOU FALL ASLEEP AT THE TRAP HOUSE? OR PASS OUT THERE?

IS THIS YOU?

NO I DID NOT GET BUTT ATTACKED

NO THE WEBM AINT ME! THAT BLACK BOX IS IN THE WAY SO I CANT RESPOND

WHY ARE THE MODS CENSORING THE RIGHTFUL HEIR OF Holla Forums!!!!!!!!

BRE, A MINI PROLAPSE IS KINDA NORMAL AFTER A BIG SHIT BUT THE PAIN MEANS YOU FUCKED UP AND HAVE AN INFECTION, SOMEHOW YOU DRANK SO MUCH THAT YOU BECAME SO DEHYDRATED THAT YOUR SHITS PUNCTURED YOUR COLON AND SINCE YOU CANT STOP DRINKING OR FUCKING YOUR BOIPUSSY YOUR BODY COULDNT HEAL
SO GO TO THE FUCKING ER LESS YOU SUFFER A MASSIVE PUNCTURE IN YOUR COLON AND DRINKSOME WATER FAG

BASICALLY WHAT YOUR DESCRIBING IS A SEVRE INFECTION AND YOU ARE PROLAPSING BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY WAY YOUR BODY CAN ACTUALLY HEAL ITSELF SINCE THAT PART IS SO SWOLLEN,A COLECTOMY IS A REAL POSSIBILITY AT THIS POINT IF NOT TREATED IMMEDIATLY! DO NOT PUSH IT BACK IT, WEAR A DIAPER AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL

BEFORE YOU GO TO THE ER, PLS ANSWER: WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO POOP YOUR POOPER OUT OF YOUR POOPER? I'm a dataminer btw.

REMINDER THAT EVEN SHE WILL NOT HAVE TO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS ALONE