Tell me to do something crazy

but not illegal.

I am bored and I want to do something.
For your information I live in West Germany.

Go to your nearest mosque with a loud speaker and chant.

"Sancti spiritus adsit nobis gratia. Maria, Stella maris, perducat nos ad portam salutis. Amen."

Do you want to get me killed, user? Because that is how you get me killed.

But it's not illegal afaik.

Masturbate with a slice of ham.

It's against the shariah, user.

And probably hate speech, disturbance of the public or something.


I don't feel like masturbating right now, user. I said I am bored. Masturbating will only make it worse.

Then how come Muslims are allowed to put on nasheeds full blast at Christmas celebrations?


voiceofeurope.com/2017/12/german-christmas-market-disrupted-by-palestinian-protestors-with-arabic-music/#.WjUVa17AKBo.twitter

I don't want to get beat up, user.

But then can't you sue them ??
Don't you want to do the Jew?

user please, just try to find something else for me to do, except for starting a race war.

Come on boy.

Holla Forums please, not now

Throw an egg on somebody's window

weak

Fine throw a ham at a muslim ilies house, not a mosque.

that's illegal, user

I don't have a loudspeaker and no ham in my fridge, so I wouldn't be able to do it anyway.

NEXT!

Play Truck-o-Peace with the muslims, but with you driving this time. That should cure your boredom, and theirs.

The race war has already started.
OK, normie tier boredom cure: watch movies, sports, motorsports.
Go take selfies in the nearest park.
Fuck off already.

I live in fucking Germany. Any suggestions of you amerimutts that hasn't anything to do with muslims?

This

This thread just reminds me why people don't do crazy shit in public anymore

Before 9/11 trolling irl was a lot more common but now we live in a global police state governed by companies giving us electronic distractions

What the fuck, Holla Forums?

Come on, give some good and creative suggestions.

Nothing with Muslims please.

Go fuck yourself

fuck off

user please. don't be clingy

No timestamp, no web feed, no livecam. Just some stock picture of a midget chink and a "Ill do somethin guise I swear"
Go fuck yourself. Fuck off back to reddit you nigger loving gook

Well, you could have told me in what way I should make a timestamp, if you were a bit smarter user.

We're not here to hold your hand faggot. Go back

I am doing this, because I am bored and want to entertain myself, not to entertain you.

Fuck off back to halfchan or reddit, wherever you came from. Stop waisting our fucking time you lame faggot

Who the fuck gave you the permission to talk to me, homo?

Go out and shout nigger as loud as possible.

The only thing worth doing in Germany is preaching National Socialism. Too bad that's illegal.

But unjust laws are meant to be broken

sharpie in pooper

GTFO you pussy Kraut.
You are everything wrong with humanity.

Mate, it's fucking boring if everything is just related to Islam. Give me something else. Also I explained already why I wouldn't be able to do it anyway.


uncreative


already convinced my mom and bro to vote AfD


I'm a guy.

Masturbate your neighbors dog and make it really fucking super horny.
It will go back and start humping everything and everyone. Your neighbor will never know what came over his dog.

Tell everyone you are related to Hitler and that you are going to pick up where he left off and make Germany great again by ridding the world of jews and niggers and Canadians..

Nice idea, but I don't want to blacken my soul by commiting an act of bestiality.

Fly the DDR flag above your house.

How about you kill yourself for allowing mudslimes to come into your country, rape your women and children and steal your taxes? N-n-no? Then live like a cuckold for the rest of your life. The sweet mercy of death is too good for you faggot.

You've let the Sand Nigger hordes take over your country. Gas yourself, Kraut!

komm schon, alter, mach es einfach…
auf video bitte

Bist du auch der Toranon auf deutsch/pol/?

vielleiiiiicht ?

Record yourself attempting to do a backflip then shout NIGGER and post the vid on here.

Or

Cover yourself in peanut butter and send us pic with timestamp

Jack off but with your hand going in between your crotch through the legs.

alright, my turn.
go out and try to convince a guy and a girl to take you bisexual style (guy behind, girl in front)

blow some snot into your hand and use it as lube to jack off

...

dress up as Hitler and stand outside a federal building being really polite to people
will drive the authorities nuts

That would actually be funny to watch. Some germancuck do dis

Hit a random woman and take off

NOTHING WILL ACTUALLY CHANGE WHOEVER YOU VOTE FOR.
GOOD ONLY HAPPENS WHEN FORCE IS APPLIED, HAVE LOTS OF CHILDREN, GET READY

Wave around a NPD flag and yell "Germany, wake up"

You fags are so fucking lame.

so you are a ruhrpott faggot
how is the kebab going there hans?

Rejected.

#MGTOW

cross the border to east germany

fap to cp

listen to crazy frog

Talk to a girl