Star Wars Episode VII

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

So I saw Episode VII and Rogue One. I liked Rogue One but despised Episode VII. However, although I consider I have knowledge of the star wars lore above the average, I'm not expert.
First, I'd like your helps anons to compare this new Disney stuff to the deceased expanded universe, specially for Rogue One. On the other hand, I'd like to ask why stormtroopers aren't clones anymore, and why niggers are allowed to be stormtroopers now.
Now, as for my personal opinion, most of my problems with Episode VII are lore related stuff. Like Nolan's Batman, I think it was an entertaining enough movie, but it raped most of the lore, which Disney actually confirmed on doing anyway, my other problem was how terrible Kylo Ren was as both a Sith and a villain, and how stupid is that Luke decided to abandon everything for his mistake, also, some wasted potential characters like that giantess trooper.. For the things I liked, I liked Rey, she is what Leia used to be but with force powers. I consider her to be pretty hot too, and although she might be Tumblr bait, doesn't change that she is actually hot. I also don't think she is a Mary Sue, unlike the nigger.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg29Sa6QFes&t=104s
Adam Collins
Adam Collins

why stormtroopers aren't clones
They were never clones, cannon wise, the Emperor feared a faction might breed ani-empire clones.

why niggers are allowed to be stormtroopers now
Doesn't really matter they're cannon fodder enlisted to serve the empire.

but it raped most of the lore
That's Disney for you.

how terrible Kylo Ren was as both a Sith and a villain
He wasn't a Sith he's supposed to be a wannabe Sith lord like Vader. I liked him.

Luke decided to abandon everything for his mistake
Agree.

some wasted potential characters like that giantess trooper
Rumor has it she was supposed to be in the scene with the Stormtrooper fighting Finn but couldn't film it because she wasn't skilled in the specific weapon.

I liked, I liked Rey
Rey was thinner than cardboard who could only make one face for a set of emotions.

This whole post

Either you're trying way to hard to bait political drama or you're just stupid but if you want more details on the film just watch Mr. Plinkett.

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

Think you meant to post on /tv/, fam.

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

but couldn't film it because she wasn't skilled in the specific weapon.

You'd think you'd just have someone else wear the suit, not like most people would be able to tell with some camera tricks to hide the height differences.

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

film just watch Mr. Plinkett.

Why would someone want to watch that self fellating asshole?

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

They were never clones, cannon wise, the Emperor feared a faction might breed ani-empire clones.
Can you expand a little further? They are clearly clones in the clone wars, at least.
He wasn't a Sith he's supposed to be a wannabe Sith lord like Vader. I liked him.
I don't think that's really justification enough even when I agree with you. He is basically an angsty teenager throwing a fit, not to mention a pathetic and unskilled anything. Even the nigger hold him with a lightsaber, 2 persons with literally no lightsaber training fucked him, even when he was hurt. I liked that they setted him to a probable next film, but I don't want another one.
Rey was thinner than cardboard who could only make one face for a set of emotions
One of the criticism I've heard is that Leia was better, which I disagree, it's the exact same thing as Leia, cardboard face and everything and everything. Sex appeal is on ok in my book anyway.
Either you're trying way to hard to bait political drama
Most of the criticism I saw on that movie was political, so I addressed it.
if you want more details on the film just watch Mr. Plinkett.
Thanks user, I will.
1 hour 45 minutes
longer than the film
O-ok. Looks interesting enough.

I'm asking for comparison in the expanded universe, which include comic, books, and maybe the shows. I think this is more Holla Forums material, but admittedly I wasn't so sure either.

She is literally a giantess. Pretty sure it could be noticed.

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

Oh, or you know, just using a vibroblade or something and not some weird flippy dippy electric baton thing.

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

Plinkett
/cuck/index.html
/anywherebuthere/index.html

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

Not the user you were talking to but I can explain some things.

Can you expand a little further? They are clearly clones in the clone wars, at least.
In the old EU, Clones fought in the Clone Wars. Once the wars were over the Empire started to gradually phase them out for recruits or use some other templates for clones. Part of the reason for this was a clone uprising on Kamino against the Empire. The Emperor feared being overthrown by them so he started to use recruits and other templates for clones instead.

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

Eh, she's only 6'3, and Boyega is a manlet, 5'9. So anyone who was at least 6'1~ would work fine, and not be that jarring.

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

Shitposting aside, he hits a lot of points.

Can you expand a little further?
The Empire was rapidly expanding so to create a large enough army to project its force, the Empire started to enlist non-clones into its forces. The Emperor fearing rouge groups from the past Republic might make more clones closed all cloning facilities, especially after one incident on Kamino where the locals created clones to defend themselves from the Empire.

Some actors like to do their own stunts like Tom Cruise and Harrison Ford, so she could've just refused because she wanted to do something interesting but couldn't because the rule of cool called for a bizarre weapon fight.

Also its just a rumor too.

Most of the criticism I saw on that movie was political, so I addressed it.
No you used Goon talk and seemed to only care for the porn of the character of Rey and not the film as a whole.

This

David Murphy
David Murphy

But misses a hundred for each one he hits right.

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

Its entertainment, if you know a better reviewer on Youtube than be my guest and post the video

David Wilson
David Wilson

I don't think this one's perfect but it's better than Mr "Daisey Ridley is charismatic as hell" Plinkett.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg29Sa6QFes&t=104s
It won't let me embed.

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

E;R

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

E;R
noice.

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

Can you expand a little further? They are clearly clones in the clone wars, at least.

The original Clone troopers and Stormtroopers are two different things.

The original stormtroopers came after the clone troopers were taken out of service, in other words, their accelerated aging made them die of natural causes in the 20 years from episode 3 to 4. They also ceased production of the "Fett" clones, because of a revolt. The emperor like the bitch he is, feared the a clone uprising. So he took other templates for some time and started "recruiting" people from different races.

The stormtroopers are however, FACTUALLY worse than the original Fett clones since those were actually, made and programed for war since day one. The stormtroopers were, like everything under palpatine, was purposely nerfed so it couldn't hurt him.

Thats actually why Clones can hit stuff and Stormtroopers can't.

If i may add. My favorite part of Rogue One is when that one stormtrooper mentions that the clone troopers were finally decommissioned. Another says "About time" and then they both eat shit immediately god it was hilarious.

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

Also. Forgot to mention. Some fett clones still in use however. Like the ones on Vader's personal guard.

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

Well, that and I'm certain that the Emperor sent the 501st to torch the cloning facility.

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

761436
On the other hand, I'd like to ask why stormtroopers aren't clones anymore, and why niggers are allowed to be stormtroopers now.

Storm Troopers (well most) were never clones.

Clones in the Clone Wars were from the Jango Fett breed and were some of the deadliest clones ever made in the EU after order 66 Kominions made the last jango fett clone battalion called "Anti Troopers". However The emperor found out and sent the 501st to destroy them and try to get the Jango Fett cloning DNA thing. They destroyed all the anti troopers but failed to get the jango template.

On top of this clones still in the empire were aging fast due to them being clones so the empire needed new cannon fodder thus comes the recruiting the Empire did have clones but these clones were super shitty and often went insane due to their poor cloning process and training.

At first most clones were maroi or basically mostly just tan dudes but later into the clone wars I recall they made other breeds for specialized types of soldiers that were needed to do police work or outer rim frontier jobs and some were white,black, or other colors.

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

Why do clones have gay ass colors and wear skirts?

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

That was old canon though. New canon has the clones aging semi normally only for the Empire to give them checks and telling them to fuck off after they begin to establish their rule. From their the clones, who are all still maori and not niggers, became wanderers all over the galaxy. While the empire replaced them with Stormtrooper recruits.

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

Now I feel like your just baiting me but I have seen that /tv/ barely knows shit about star wars so ill bite and help.

Why do clones have gay ass colors

Battalion Markings plus if you had the same face as the guys next to you its nice to have some individuality.

wear skirts?

Its called a Karma and its basically a half kevlar skirt that protects from sharpnel and is a mandolorain thing.

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

Because they are fucking badass and don't give a fuck about your opinion.

Or they going to blast you to kingdom come with super accurate shots

Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

Overall, episode 7 should have never happened since its very existence contradicts Luke being the chosen one to end the Sith and restore peace in the galaxy. Now the Jedi look like crazy fools and the Sith are somehow a more complex order of dark space wizards that can not be stopped.

Red and blue is gay
Not liking kama
Kama is a traditional Mandalorian hunting clothing everything the clone wears is inspired from Mandalorians, they even have battle chants.

Aiden Ramirez
Aiden Ramirez

Well to be fair the sith are dead and replaced by the Knights of Ren. Honestly, it feels like all the protagonists and villains of this film are like wannabes of the Original Trilogy.

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

yes they are canonically fags

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

Knights of Ren
And if they make episode 8 they'll still be using the darkside of the force, since they know no one understands beyond light, dark and grey force users.

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

Man nigga fuck you Clones were the best thing to come out of the prequels

tfw spent $150 for this

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

Shitposter gonna shitpost

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

Just because someone liking something it's not a shitpost.

Cameron James
Cameron James

I wasn't referring to you, I was agreeing with you

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

I felt like Ep 7 was the chance for them to do something new but kinda fucked it up. Could someone clear some stuff up for me?

Why the hell is there a Rebellion still if the New Republic is in control now? My friend explained it that these are a splinter group doing what the Republic can't without all the political tape but fucking still. Why are they a ragtag force still?

Why didn't they do a plot that involved more than one Imperial faction? The thing I liked from legends was after the Empire's fall there were several Imperial Remnant factions that popped up, some fighting eachother for control. Wouldn't it have been cooler to see two Imperial Remnant groups in this or highlight how the Empire isn't what it used to be?

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

The setting for Episode 7 is The New Republic is in charge and the imperial remnant is now the First Order that live in the more isolated parts of the galaxy. They've been expanding but the New Republic doesn't see them as a threat so Princess Leia who is now a General (sadly not a jedi) Forms the Resistance with military members from the Rebellion. They wage a clandestine guerilla war against the First Order and are funded by the New Republic thru some senators.

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

When the fuck do they ever mention that in the movie?
Also, having a weapon a lot of times bigger than the death star and deadlier is really damn retarded-

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

It is never mentioned in the film in its entirety. At best they mention the Resistance in the opening crawl. The only reason I learned of this was from one of those youtube star wars people. Seriously, they could've had one scene in the senate explaining this shit like The Republic is pissed at Leia for funding a guerrilla war so Leia explains the situation and we cut to Poe getting the map.

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

I'm sure they didn't want to put a lot of politics on it because episode I-III had too much politics on them, or at least a lot of normalfags complaining about it. It was pretty much straight forward action. Lore doesn't matter in Star Wars, right?

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

It's a pretty standard movie sequel in that it completely resets everything that happened, rehashes the same plot, and brings back a major character just to kill him off for nothing.

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

I liked Rogue One
Most retarded space battle I have seen

Nolan Foster
Nolan Foster

Although I agree that the dogfights and space battles were retarded, specially the
HOW MUCH CAN THIS SHIELD TAKE!?
What's so bad about that particularly scene besides the fact that gravity doesn't work that way in space? Also, I liked the overall plot and the fact that everyone dies at the end.

Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

For the things I liked, I liked Rey
You're beyond saving.

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

everyone dies at the end.
That was the best part of the movie. Shame they ruined it by making it cliche hollywood bullshit. Which sums up the last 2 movies perfectly.

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

Wow thats fuckin retarded

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

So I saw Episode VII and Rogue One. I liked Rogue One but despised Episode VII.
Episode VII was shit.

Rogue One was shit until it became a Halo Reach rip-off, then it became watchable.
The spic was the only one to not have a retarded character and gave a little acting effort and yet they made him kill hilmself for that bitch.

Jack Clark
Jack Clark

Holy fuck. This is beyond stupid. It's cool but it makes no damn sense whatsoever.

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

Please don't quote RLM or cite them as excepts, they don't know what the fuck they're talking about and it's because of them that people wouldn't shut the fuck up about the prequels, causing Lucas to sell the rights to Disney.

I hope these fucks all die of ass cancer.

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

HAMMERHEAD IS BEST SHIP

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

How does a tug boat have the engine power to force one star destroyer to cleave another in half? I could see it being used to clonk two together, but this is fucking dumb.

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

It's the power of the new canon. I miss the old canon. Shit at least had consistency, even when something ridiculous happened, they explained it with something. Here, shields drop in like five seconds, while the rebels ships are on God mode.

Brandon Hernandez
Brandon Hernandez

mfw autistic adults are ripping on this because MUH PHYSICS
mfw there were 10-year-olds watching this who will remember this as being awesome well into adulthood

Seriously why does everyone get so autistic about this one space opera?

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

Shills and disney apologists go home!

John Wood
John Wood

Shitposters gonna shitpost, kinda like this guy -

Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

tfw people never ripped on the fact that the space battle over Endor, the Executor Star Destroyer got fucking kamikaze'd by an A-wing and just fell into the Death Star II
tfw nobody went autistic over the fact that the fucking Millennium Falcon being a wide ship was able to dodge asteroids and survive impacts while the more nimble tie fighters get fucking smashed
No one gave a shit over why no one was able to shoot down the Millennium Falcon which was a larger ship then any rebel fighter.

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

I liked Rogue One
I liked Rey

Ryder Jones
Ryder Jones

Acording to the fluff that was just a happy accident.

The rebels had been pounding the executor for a while by that point, the shields finally failed, and green leader was struck by laser fire, lost control of his fighter, and was just barely able to steer the a-wing into the flying bridge of the executor.
For whatever reason the crew were unable to regain control of the vessel from the auxilliary bridge and the death star's gravity pulled tge executor in.

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

It really didn't. The reason people got so autistic about the prequels was because everything in them contradicted the OT

Hunter White
Hunter White

Goes on /tv/.

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

implying all the boards aren't just mushing together into an incomprehensible shitposting vortex

Benjamin Morales
Benjamin Morales

tfw Holla Forums will just be a big segregated /b/

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

Implying it isn't already.
Infinity is the dumbest gimmick that can exist. Is a meme like open world in video games. The shitpost is better than halfchan's, though, but I've been obliged to go back there because there is actual competent people to do stuff like OPs in generals. If we could only bring some of that people and leave the retarded shitposters, but chances are they're the same.
See I'm asking for comparison in the expanded universe, which include comic, books, and maybe the shows. I think this is more Holla Forums material, but admittedly I wasn't so sure either
Context?

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

Infinity is the dumbest gimmick that can exist. Is a meme like open world in video games. The shitpost is better than halfchan's, though, but I've been obliged to go back there because there is actual competent people to do stuff like OPs in generals. If we could only bring some of that people and leave the retarded shitposters, but chances are they're the same.

tbh why can't imageboard admins just be competent, sage for off-topic

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page