It is my birthday wat do

Ian Green
Ian Green

it is my birthday wat do

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

Celebrate the trips you got.

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

If you're like me, have a glass of water, fap to CP, and cry yourself to sleep

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

Post lewds of yourself for Holla Forums to enjoy.

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

Don't cry, you'll just waste all the water.

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

yes

kys pedo but i am drinking water

it's cold outside

Luis Clark
Luis Clark

Eggy, is that you?

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

Drugs and booze.

John Lee
John Lee

fap into a glass
cry over CP
sleep in water
mix things up, user

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

Happy B Day
this spread butt pls

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

no is his bd also today?

i have no money and no fun things

<lewd

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

sleep in water

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

not one post saying "cry if you want to"

im honestly supprised. youd think shut in pedoneets would have worldliness but nope they just fucking watch anime all day

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

i start my job at wallymart tomorrow

John James
John James

Do whatever you want. It's your birthday, dumbass.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

thank you you are very nice, fellow burger

i was working on a gundam model but got bored with it so now i'm spamming halfchan with porn

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

Get a better waifu, or at least give her a proper bullying like she deserves.

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

Spam this sub-waifu material.

Hudson Hall
Hudson Hall

She enjoys being bullied, so it isn't cruel.

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

sub-waifu
i think you mean prime-waifu

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

want to make pics of Satania keychain smothered in fresh hot cums with a happy bday note
can't get it up or out because I already fapped twice today, thanks to norgay's bum
You have cute handwriting, user. Happy bday, OP.

Levi White
Levi White

she does not enjoy it you do not know her

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

Talking about you fag.
3d>2d tbh

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

Happy bday, OP.
thank you but pls do not cum on Satania she is my gf

3d>2d tbh
pfft, bet you're a gay too

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

3d>2d tbh

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

3d>2d

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

waifus are so much better than real women

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

I'm apart of the straight community.
3d>2d tbh

Logan Watson
Logan Watson

I'm apart of the straight community.
doubt

Brayden Jones
Brayden Jones

2017
not atleast being BI

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

Current year argument is poor reasoning.
doubt all you want

Ethan White
Ethan White

happy birthday and congratulations, woodland waifu warrior! may robot waifus become mass produced and affordable this year so you can have a perfect replica of your possibly underaged waifu!

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

Current year argument is poor reasoning.
but this is what a boy looks like now

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

possibly underaged waifu
i think she's like 14 if nip HS starts around the same time as a burger

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

you should be banned for bad logic tbh.

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

happy birthday you retarded faggot

nice trips

Kayden James
Kayden James

pls explain

thank you but this is a bully free zone

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

a bully free zone
There is no such thing where Satania is concerned.

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

raphi a shit

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

no bullying in the bully free zone please

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

apologies

Jason Rodriguez
Jason Rodriguez

Truly a comeback worthy of an Arch-Demon

Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

y r u leik this

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

happy birthday user

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

you will never give OP a warm hug for his birthday

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

it is my birthday wat do

Go get laid

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

nice 7s very lucky post, leaf, i would also hug you if you could

i am waifu posting on 8ch i cannot just go out and have intercourse

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

Silly user, he meant you need to fuck you're waifu. You have an ona, don't you?

Thomas Collins
Thomas Collins

i did but i threw it away when i tried to go indawoods so nobody would find it if i died out there

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

tell story

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

just read the thread it's still up

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

raped

Samuel Perry
Samuel Perry

What made you come back to society?

William Roberts
William Roberts

what is a comfy anime like Gabriel Dropout or Maid Dragon i can watch tonight?

it's in the thread. That life sucks, it's scary, and i wasn't prepared enough for it

Evan Parker
Evan Parker

Wow user I'm getting feels from this. Sorry you had to go through that, but you have more balls than I do to go that far at least. Glad everything worked out in the end for you.

Nicholas Gomez
Nicholas Gomez

what is a comfy anime like Gabriel Dropout or Maid Dragon i can watch tonight?
Pic related is what I'm watching, atm.

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

it's actually been haunting me since i got back and i feel very anxious about it all, especially sleeping since i still feel like i'm outside

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

gud taste
Happy Birthday OP! If you want to give the outside life another chance, be sure to harden your will as much as your build. I usually camp every other month, winters are my favorite.

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

I'm the pepperanon and if I've learned anything from the first time growing my own plant, it's that it's actually very easy as long as you do some research beforehand and adhere to caring for it. I still wouldn't have the slightest clue about how to get into a situation to survive in the wilderness, but growing food wouldn't be too hard if you had the supplies. Supplies and shelter is hard, on top of planning out food growth year round to calculate enough for meals all the time.

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

looks cute will watch

leaf winters
neat

yeah i didn't quite get that far

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

Do you think that you gained any value from that life experience though? Will you ever look back and feel like you are glad for doing it even though it failed?

William Williams
William Williams

birthday trips, make a wish

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

it made me terrified to be homeless, hence why i got a job so quickly

i wish i had a qt trap to bully and watch anime with tbh

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

But do you think it is ultimately a good experience to have had? Even though I never developed a good relationship with my father, I took his words too seriously when he would tell me "life isn't fair" and "x builds character", so now I derive purpose from depression because suffering builds character. So if I had been in your situation, I would have felt like I had built character after that.

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

i mean i don't regret doing it because i learned a lot i guess

Mason Long
Mason Long

checked and gambatte anon-kun

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

Kill Juden.

Justin Hill
Justin Hill

happy birthday :D

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

we must secure the existence of our waifus and a future for moe anime

Jace Cox
Jace Cox

Despite being an avatarfag and posting lewds of your own waifu, you're an ok user.

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

she is a demon so the lewds are okay because it's a demonic act and also it's okay because she is my gf

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

congrats brudder,
I hope you have a nice cake and enjoy your special day.

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

There's nothing wrong with posting lewds of your own waifu, especially if she's into a bit of exhibitionism.

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

Circumscised penis

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

be a chan cuck
t. Jew

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

All waifus are unique and non-transferable, much like qualia, so I'm the only one who can actually be in a relationship with my waifu. Other anons can look and fap, but they can't steal her or any bullshit like that. Even if they decide she's now their waifu, they've really only gone and created their own waifu based on the same character.

William Ross
William Ross

Happy bday big man :D wish i was there to celebrate with you (im invited wether you want to invite me or not !)

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

my birthday was 2 days ago but this thread is still on the front page amazing

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

happy bday to you too :3 i missed your thread sorry :c

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

thank you much appreciated

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

are ya excited for xmas mate :D ?

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

no i'm not excited to have awkward interactions with family and friends of family sounds awful tbh

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

but user socialisation is important and really fun ! meeting people you know and that are dear to you. its so great when everyone comes together and all :3

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

but it's not fun at all for me and i'm always uncomfortable at best and on the verge of tears at worst, really can't handle it desu

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

I came here to say (again) your waifu sucks

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

Do you get time off work over the christmas break?

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

i don't know probably

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

Do you have any vacation time you plan on using? I'm not very good at finding things to do in my spare time, I had 9 days off for my thanksgiving break and I just spent them sleeping in until noon and looking at the internet every day.

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

i just started the job and i don't get vacation days until i've worked there for 90 days

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

I don't really know how that works for different jobs, the way mine is, I just immediately start accruing vacation hours every paycheck from when I start, so I don't get my full years vacation in bulk at once.

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

yeah well it seems most hires for these shit jobs don't last that long so they hold out benefits

Dylan Martinez
Dylan Martinez

Three months isn't that long user. I started in july and it feels like just yesterday still.

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

I hope the clientele is well insulated from your autism, user. Best for you to be kept in the back or working nights, out of sight, out of mind.

Cooper Gray
Cooper Gray

i haven't even started working yet i have like a week of bullshit training to get through

i will be working nights yes

Benjamin Martin
Benjamin Martin

3d>2d tbh
neck yourself tbh

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

this tbh

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

Happy B-day

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