Help Holla Forums car is busted and I don't know who to trust

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

I don't think the type of car is relevant but I'll tell you if you need to know
driving down the highway
car shifts gears by itself
shift back
hear the car go "freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
shift back because scared
car goes "fruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
shift back really scared
"nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr reeeh reehh rehhh reeh"
oh fuck shit
stop at intersection
car shifts into park as it comes to a stop for no reason
light turns green and I shift back into drive
car just backfires into autotragic rejection "FLAM"
bunch of black guys in the car next to me drive away laughing so hard they are crying, honestly can't blame them at all.
slowly drive car to mechanic shop
the whole way there the car keeps going "ziiiiiiiiiiiip!" "ziiiiiiiiiiiiip!" "fiiiiing!"
car is at the shop right now and the mechanic tells me that it's going to cost me 3000 dollars because the exhaust belt broke and hit the inside of the dashboard lights so he also needs to refil the blinker fluid, so what the fuck should I do? maybe I should just buy a new car?

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http://www.alldata.com/oe-info-student-and-diyer
Aiden White
Aiden White

Should have gone manual m8

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

it's close, it's like between that and auto. the dealership gave me the special package with manuel control. not manual.

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

help guys I dont wanna pay 3000 dollars

Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis

Do you expect Holla Forums to fix your car for free or something? What the fuck do you want us to do?

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

give me advice please? should I just buy a new care or should I spend the money fucking this one? I don't know if they make parts for it anymore.

David Williams
David Williams

*fixing this one

wow what the fuck

Jeremiah Phillips
Jeremiah Phillips

go buy a used car off craigslist from someone who gets them at auction you lil nigger

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

Keep that shitheap running until self driving cars are commercially available and then buy one of those because they're the future.

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

I don't know, I mean he's saying he will give me a discount on the whole thing if I also buy water tires. (filledi with water and not air for that extra cusion)

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

I don't know if they will ever make my car in the self driving version and I really like it but I'm afraid to switch away since mine is so dependable.

Matthew Fisher
Matthew Fisher

car mechanics are the most notoriously untrustworthy people among any profession there is, proceed w/ caution

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

yea he says that I shouldn't let another mechanic refil my blinker fluid because they will use the cheap stuff

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

It kinda does matter what car it is retard, if your current car is a new 20 grand car you need to get it fixed, but I'm going to go on a limb and say it's a 2500 dollar bucket of rust in which case you might aswell just get a cheap car off Craigslist

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

just pour some olive oil in the blinker light as a cheap fix

Luke James
Luke James

yeah well he is saying that because he has experience in the industry and knows how dishonest mechanics are, and he could be throwing you for a loop to gain your trust by this line of reasoning
if i tell the customer "dont trust those other cheap/dishonest mechanics" they will skip over the suspicion that i am one myself

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

yes of course it matters I know that I'm not stupid. my friend built my car before he moved away it was a special custom build from parts from different brands he named it the mitsubaru hondtiac

William Brooks
William Brooks

Oh fuck off, cheap b8

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

don't fuck around

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

yea maybe it does seem a bit sneaky.

Christopher Ward
Christopher Ward

In that case your car is worthless and unreliable, you should've expected it to break down within a week

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

it's 20 years old

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

ah shit the mechanic got mustard in the compressor and the whole fuckinf car explosed thanks giys

Chase Thomas
Chase Thomas

Water filled tires on a regular car isn't a thing, air is compressible so you don't break your chassis in half when driving over bumps, water filled is like driving on completely solid wheels

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

no it didn't, he's still working on it

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

This entire thread is either cheap bait or people are RP'ing as OP, either way get a new one

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

holy shit you are genuinely and seriously trying to help me. I'm very very sorry this is a total joke thread I'm just fucking around. God bless you.

Christian Reed
Christian Reed

honestly wanted to try and make a very absurd and stupid thread to spice Holla Forums up for retarded fun. I hope some people laughed a bit.

Grayson Rivera
Grayson Rivera

/thread

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

I wasn't trying to trick anyone, I was trying to get people to get a little angry with how stupid they thought I was, and then laugh really hard, without trolling in some strange kind of way.

didn't go well. I accept that.

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

blinker fluid
You fuckin' cunt, you had me up to there.

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

I got a cheap laugh, at best, try harder next time

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

yea when I first heard blinker fluid I laughed so hard I threw up. it was in some shitty cartoon so I had to add it to the story.

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

ah well, you know how Holla Forums is, how Holla Forums, the entire internet, life is right now. we're in a period of amazing things happening but humor is a bit stale. Holla Forums is like a stale cookie because we all feel stale.

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

didn't go well
seriously m8, anyone who fell for blinker fluid deserves what they get

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

I still feel bad. It was meant for fun.

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

just get alldata and fix it yourself nigga

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

what's that, and how do I get it?

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

http://www.alldata.com/oe-info-student-and-diyer
what literally 99% of auto shops in the US use to fix cars. the individual license is pretty cheap too

John Hall
John Hall

The neufag is real

sage

Ayden Taylor
Ayden Taylor

You should have greased your muffler bearings, faggot

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

cars are based

Zachary King
Zachary King

Sounds like it's your fucking gearbox. Give me the make and model. Are you paddle-shifting in a semi-auto or is it auto?

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