rottentomatoes.com
Who's fucking surprised. Should have stopped after the first one.
PIRATES A SHIT
Thomas Moore
Alexander Phillips
Reported for giving credit to Rotten Tomatoes and Metro, enjoy your permaban.
Noah Reed
F
Jordan Reyes
CUCK
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Xavier Harris
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Nathaniel Watson
Why is this news? The trailer looked like shit, it is an obvious ripoff of the first episode and the series practically ended with At World's End. Anyone who said otherwise is clearly an idiot
Brandon Parker
Nice trips.
To be honest, I didn't even know they made a fourth movie until I heard they'd announced this fifth one.
Aaron Edwards
I wonder if they're giving bad reviews because of Depp going through a JUST phase.
Charles White
That's.. not a bad point actually. I've talked with feminists before who have straight up said that they refuse to watch or enjoy something with a confirmed rapist or woman-beater in it.
Noah Gonzalez
Really activates those almonds.
Grayson Ortiz
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Joshua Evans
Rotten Tomatoes means absolutely nothing but you dont need any critic or audiences opinion to know when something is shit. This has looked like shit from the start.
Angel Cruz
they could have at least explored something other than the (un)dead like shark/fish-people, mythological/cthulhu sea monsters, Atlantis, deep sea, etc.
Oliver Jones
true
Anthony Diaz
Pic-related is best Disney Atlantis.
Joshua Robinson
Tell that to Chris Brown's still prominent female fanbase.
Hudson Hernandez
you mean coalburners who want to be beaten by a nigger?
Brayden Rivera
JAWSOME!
Levi Russell
BRILLIANT
Nicholas James
Ted Bundy got fan girls
Alexander Bennett
Pirates confirmed for kino.
Logan Cruz
people that put the first film on a pedestal deserve no credibility
Hunter Allen
yea its a 7/10 nothing more
Nathaniel Edwards
No you ==Cunt==
pretty much this =^_^=
Joshua Ross
This
Andrew Thomas
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John Adams
Newfags don't know how to
REDTEXT
Christopher Jenkins
What the fuck are you goys on about?
I thought it was called Dead Men Tell No Tales, who's Salazar?
William Kelly
A Big Guy
Carson Price
there was a kraken
Tyler Myers
Back to TRS you sodomite faggot.
Jayden Garcia
It is called Dead Men Tell No Tales. But Disney decided to rename it Salazar's Revenge outside of North America, I guess because they think anyone elsewhere won't get the meaning of the original title.
Which is fucking stupid, because in the movie a character literally says the words "dead men tell no tales" immediately before the title is shown on screen.
Robert King
I saw an advertisement for it here and it's called Dead Men Tell No Tales.
Well, it translates to "The Dead do not Tales Tell".
Dominic Morales
Where?
Daniel Price
Tajikistan
Robert Ward
didnt they already have a movie name starting with 'dead men'? very confusing
Eli Bell
That would be very interesting, but it could easily fall into horror territory if done well. I heard there's an undead shark in the movie, so maybe they're exploring the option of adding in more monsters?
Juan Ross
pls no Bully, I was drunk tired and on my phone :'(
Cooper Hughes
They kinda already did that with the Flying Dutchman crew in POTC 2 & 3. One guy had a hammerhead shark like head.
Juan Hill
Salazar was about the only thing good about it. He was legitimately creepy at first, his crew and ship looked just as good from a design and animation perspective… other than that, the thing was horrible. The acting was so bad I was laughing at the parts that were supposed to be emotional and I worry I was grandly pissing off my friends gf… but man was it bad.
There were times where I genuinely felt like I was watching bad video game cutscenes.
Nathaniel Parker
Everytime a new pirates movie comes out all I see are people shitting on it.
How is this series still going after 14 fucking years? Depp isnt even that popular anymore.
Colton Powell
Probably Transformers syndrome
Zachary Morgan
It's alright. Feels kinda like they decided to just tie all loose ends, but leave a way to continue with the newly introduced characters.
1>4>5>3>>>>>>>>>2
The ending kinda retroactively fucks the ending of the original trilogy. Oh yeah, break the mcguffin and everybody lives happily ever after, Will is no longer cursed and shit's good for everyone.
Barbossa storyline was so fucking rushed it felt ridiculous.
Also, wasn't it established that the captain of the Flying Dutchman can break any curse at will? Davy Jones took Bootstrap Bill's curse off like fucking nothing, why didn't they just call Will and ask him to do the same?
Michael Barnes
>>>Holla Forums
Julian Lopez
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Matthew Reed
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Liam Jackson
That's rare, you the same guy from /k/?