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i drank so much whiskey that i passed out while smoking on the front steps of my apartment. my neighbor called the cops because she thought i was dead. i woke up to 2 cop cars and an ambulance. i then drink more whiskey and passed out in my room. now im drinking moar whiskey

AMA

Why all the whiskey?

because i find it hard to deal with the fact that i'm a homosexual and am not successful in any other areas of my life, just went through a bad breakup after my boyfriend gave me an STD

o shoma ringum a do ma a da

Yikes, sorry to hear that. What one if you don't mind sharing?

i fug old ladies not men and i had a uti after fugging her in bussi

what are you drinking

evan williams and chicken noodle soup

post pic of room and we will scrutiny you for your fag but also point out maybe cool things if you have any

because of this my poop is green

shit don't happen that fast nigga
post pic of apartment, then go get a pic of your neighbor who called the cops

I'm very sorry to hear that.

only because you got dubs. i don't know whitch neibor it was because i was asleep

You are the gayest looking homosexual sodomite I have ever seen
Your gayness shines out like a rainbow of AIDS and ruptured colons

is that Everclear back there on your bar???
Don't listen to he's jealous he can't afford a leather jacket, and I am too

post benis tbh

lo mad props for creating a video
do you want to decorate your room's walls? and if soooooo what'll you decorate em with?

fight me, nigger.


i stole it from this guy whos in jail. i fuggered his wife and she helped me sell illegal drugs. come arrest me. on my bookshelf i have a bottle of mad dog, senators club, jager, and ezra brooks


who has time for that shit?

lol, I know, right? I'd still like to though, for myself, but I'm in a campus dorm so there's no point

imma come arrest you boi

leather jacket costs $5 at goodwill nigger

You have a drinking problem, and a homosexuality problem.
Straighten yourself out, stop the drinking, and stop watching porn.

your first mistake was going to college


i'm going to jail in about a month for a long time so why not spend every day watching anime, porn, and getting drunk?

wat did u do homo-sama

What kinda shit did you pull and how long are you going away for?

i picked up some friends who had been "car shopping." a cop grabbed us shortly after i got em. 2 conspiracy felonies; grand larceny, and one of the dumb fuckers stole a debit card so i got "credit fraud" or some shit. also federal probation violation.

How long you gonna be in pound town?

Your typing is amazing legible for someone who's been drinking as long as you claim

i dont know

im good at it and i take my time, nigger.

Cheers, mate.

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SORECHAN is better tbh


cheers

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Are you in mourning or an alcoholic?

You'll do better to eat protean, work out, and learn to meditate.

Kys tbh fam

I'm incredibly jealous of this thread, because my mom won't let me drink in the house.
Please drink one for me. I'm more depressed now than I was as an alcoholic.

Did you live alone and then moved back?

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Your neighbors are assholes, OP.

You would be 10/10 if not for those degenerate tattoos

Your health, bra!

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Are you still alive user?