i drank so much whiskey that i passed out while smoking on the front steps of my apartment. my neighbor called the cops because she thought i was dead. i woke up to 2 cop cars and an ambulance. i then drink more whiskey and passed out in my room. now im drinking moar whiskey
AMA
Andrew Morris
Why all the whiskey?
Robert Morales
because i find it hard to deal with the fact that i'm a homosexual and am not successful in any other areas of my life, just went through a bad breakup after my boyfriend gave me an STD
Christian Sanchez
o shoma ringum a do ma a da
Landon Smith
Yikes, sorry to hear that. What one if you don't mind sharing?
Wyatt Hughes
i fug old ladies not men and i had a uti after fugging her in bussi
Owen Murphy
what are you drinking
Eli Myers
evan williams and chicken noodle soup
Blake Richardson
post pic of room and we will scrutiny you for your fag but also point out maybe cool things if you have any
Ayden Hernandez
because of this my poop is green
Ryder Hall
shit don't happen that fast nigga post pic of apartment, then go get a pic of your neighbor who called the cops
Brandon Cox
I'm very sorry to hear that.
Juan Thomas
only because you got dubs. i don't know whitch neibor it was because i was asleep
Mason Wright
You are the gayest looking homosexual sodomite I have ever seen Your gayness shines out like a rainbow of AIDS and ruptured colons
Elijah Rogers
is that Everclear back there on your bar??? Don't listen to he's jealous he can't afford a leather jacket, and I am too
Brody Russell
post benis tbh
Adrian King
lo mad props for creating a video do you want to decorate your room's walls? and if soooooo what'll you decorate em with?
Jacob Ward
fight me, nigger.
i stole it from this guy whos in jail. i fuggered his wife and she helped me sell illegal drugs. come arrest me. on my bookshelf i have a bottle of mad dog, senators club, jager, and ezra brooks
who has time for that shit?
Brody Garcia
lol, I know, right? I'd still like to though, for myself, but I'm in a campus dorm so there's no point
imma come arrest you boi
Aiden Barnes
leather jacket costs $5 at goodwill nigger
Christopher James
You have a drinking problem, and a homosexuality problem. Straighten yourself out, stop the drinking, and stop watching porn.
Jason Kelly
your first mistake was going to college
i'm going to jail in about a month for a long time so why not spend every day watching anime, porn, and getting drunk?
Thomas Anderson
wat did u do homo-sama
Elijah Brooks
What kinda shit did you pull and how long are you going away for?
Colton Cook
i picked up some friends who had been "car shopping." a cop grabbed us shortly after i got em. 2 conspiracy felonies; grand larceny, and one of the dumb fuckers stole a debit card so i got "credit fraud" or some shit. also federal probation violation.
John Nelson
How long you gonna be in pound town?
Camden Baker
Your typing is amazing legible for someone who's been drinking as long as you claim
Jason Carter
i dont know
im good at it and i take my time, nigger.
Gavin Wood
Cheers, mate.
Elijah Reyes
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SORECHAN is better tbh
cheers
Asher Young
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Brody Ortiz
Are you in mourning or an alcoholic?
Dominic Thompson
You'll do better to eat protean, work out, and learn to meditate.
Justin Thompson
Kys tbh fam
Joshua Gomez
I'm incredibly jealous of this thread, because my mom won't let me drink in the house. Please drink one for me. I'm more depressed now than I was as an alcoholic.
Aaron Smith
Did you live alone and then moved back?
Robert King
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Jayden Baker
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Juan Allen
Your neighbors are assholes, OP.
Tyler Stewart
You would be 10/10 if not for those degenerate tattoos