"Alright, user

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

"Alright, user. I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I want you to answer as simply as you can"

"You walk in on your parents having sex, your dad is pounding your mom like a dog in heat"

"He pulls out and blows a massive load from his Viagra supercharged benis"

"It flies over ur mom's head and lands in your mouth."

"You like the taste of it "

"What do?"

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

I start analing the male.

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

Enhance.

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

I track down and murder OP for writing fap stories that are disgusting, gay, and shit tier.

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

My parents divorced 22 years ago

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

You actually fapped to it?

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

Are you 22 years old? Are you why they divorced? You popped out, they looked at eachother and agreed "We need to fucking end this. Now."?

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

No, nigger

Jace Phillips
Jace Phillips

I'm 27. No.

William Cooper
William Cooper

So it took them 5 years to realise that you'd driven them to divorce and destroy your family?

You must have been a pretty shitty 5 year old.

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

holy shit you drove your parents to a divorce at 5? wow, i've never even heard of such garbage 5 year old

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

Ты пидор.

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

rashka pidorashka idi na hui yobanniy churka

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

Ты че хохол?

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

kak tam krokodil, rashka?

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

Не знаю, я не упарываюсь. Я же не какел.

Blake Lee
Blake Lee

I'd be grossed the fuck out, not by the cum i have eaten loads of my own cum before.

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

I'm not gay, i'm bi.

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

Run to the bathroom, jack off like there's no tomorrow, and avoid them long enough for the awkwardness to pass.

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

What's a dog?

Connor Sullivan
Connor Sullivan

mfw

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

That fuzzy dildo your mom has that makes a high-pitched staccato noise when she turns the vibrator on?

That's a dog.

Catcha: Oh fuck, dawg (not quite, but almost)

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

he's got a point, you know.

Which parent did you go with? Did you read them books on divorce recovery? … Could you read, by then?

My parents divorced about that time too, user. Have a beer; image enclosed…

Asher Flores
Asher Flores

Let me tell you about my mother's fuzzy dildo.

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

What's in the load?

William Collins
William Collins

What's in the load?
You know what splooge is, Leon? Same thing.

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

I never seen splooge, but I understand what you mean.

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