Actual Real Teen Pick-Up Thread

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

O my days, all you fams.
Itt, enlightened anons may discuss their appreciation for PTP; greentext past regrets; current failures; and seek advice on any other PTP-issues that might make for a comfy thread.
dys - no delet pls. You've permanently taken away my flag, that's bad enough, thank you.

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https://discord.gg/Rpr6ttX
Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

can you PLEASE fuck off.

Cameron Foster
Cameron Foster

NORMALFAGS FUCK OFF
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Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

ayo Satan. where is the other thread?

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

o-okay, ladss…

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

not rly, lel
in hell, probably. What's up?

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

tatoo
dropped. don't you have teens who're not degenerate sluts?

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

not much m8, still working my ass of, going to relocate soon too.
not much time for PTP lately.
how about you ?

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

columbine thread?

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

lel, didn't even see it. Must check my male gaze. What do you think of this one?
don't you have
do you?
still working my ass of
iktf, /b/ro. You're relocating opposite a HS, I imagine?
Oh yeah, wanted to get your opinion on my situation actually

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

You're relocating opposite a HS
what ?, i'm relocating as in another country m8.
France is getting more and more messy and taxes are really fucking my ass.
the pro and cons makes it not worth it, i probably won't get PTP as easy, if i get any.

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

man hands
wedding ring
???

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

<MAN hands
you must be low test, tbh
<wedding ring
toplel, user. I like you. You see things I just don't. Got any PTP examples?

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

as in another country m8
shit son, what kind of distances are we talking? Luxembourg or 'may not have internet access even between powercuts'?
probably won't get PTP as easy
in FRANCE?? wew lad. What a time to be alive.
I was going to ask, going on what you said about getting her to hit on you, not vice-versa. I'm kind of at wit's end with this neighbour 'thing'. She seems like a 'good girl' which is jackpot ofc, but even if that weren't the case, most girls are faggots. She's not going to do it for me. Will just go for it soon, parents or no. Got any suggestions, /b/rother; literally any advice apart from 'pls no, you'll go to gaol'?
what about her, you clown?

Gavin Cox
Gavin Cox

what about her, you clown?
pls
mystery meat
degenerate hair style and fingernails
possible man hands
possible tons of make up
screwed up eyebrows
Can your taste be any more shit?

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

I'll make her take that recoil from the other side if you know what I mean

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

I'll make her take that recoil from the other side if you know what I mean
I know mane. Would wife/10.

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

That's hot

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

aw yea

Samuel Martin
Samuel Martin

https://discord.gg/Rpr6ttX

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

I need help guys, this girl isn't a teen but all women are the same anyway
Be new in the gym, maybe 15 days
Confident as fuck
Thin as fuck chick using fixed bars right next to the machine i want to use
i just stare at the machine like an autist while she uses the fixed bar in the way
She spots me in the mirror
"Am i blocking you?" in a kind voice
"Don't be shy to tell me, hehe"
We finish our set, she starts talking
Challenges me to a group session for a chocolate bar
I brag act like it's easy
it's easy, but lie, make her laugh with a shitty joke afterwards
"See you next week, user!"
Still didn't get that number.
She's 25, and im 20 so i'm pretty sure shes doubting the age difference, also she said she came back from israel 2 days prior, so looks like she doesn't like being single.

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

she came back from israel 2 days prior
You will do well here.

Evan Johnson
Evan Johnson

just small talk. the "see you next week" is just empty formalities. similiar to saying "we should do this next week" w/o any plans. just pre programmed lines.
israel
the spy who loved me (goy)

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

not your fathers AR
Fathers don't exist anymore. Girls with guns piss me off the most. No cunt needs a gun. Think of how emasculated the father must be to give his daughter a tool for penis envy. Wish you had a son instead, chump?

Literally these girls only exist to be raped.

Luke Jenkins
Luke Jenkins

shit son, what kind of distances are we talking?
far from Europe
in FRANCE??
no, once i move out. its pretty easy to get PTP in Europe (except UK).
UK are pretty much on par with the US when it compes to dating a teen.
if you're 20 and dating a 17, everyone sees you as a pedo.
but even if that weren't the case, most girls are faggots. She's not going to do it for me.
bruh, when i said "hit on you" it doesn't mean she'll ask you out.
it can vary allot from girl to girl, some would come talk to you, flirt with you.
others would just stick to giving you the look.
either way, women or teens, if you don't get the green light you probably shouldn't go.

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

cont.

I missed the ending.
beta male: youuu hit me with every pweace of brwass
<rambo bitch: heh. good.

God I want to fucking sodomize that whore.

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

she even made a joke like
I went there to work for mossad

Nah, too much interest for small talk,we talked afterwards, and she was waiting for me to ask her for a date but i pussied out, this time i'm doing it 100%

Gabriel Thompson
Gabriel Thompson

Nah, too much interest for small talk,we talked afterwards, and she was waiting for me to ask her for a date but i pussied out, this time i'm doing it 100%
lmao if she wants you to start paying for shit,watchout. i knew some faggot that got scammed by these israeli bitches.

Caleb Russell
Caleb Russell

Girls with guns piss me off the most. No cunt needs a gun. Think of how emasculated the father must be to give his daughter a tool for penis envy.
i dont know what the fuck you're on about. all these fathers are doing is making nice qt conservative girls ripe for the taking.

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

It's like giving his daughter a dildo, only worse.

It's like getting your son involved in knitting LMAO

BITCH HAS A NICE ASS THO SOMEONE SHOULD SODOMIZE HER WHILE IN THE PRONE POSITION LIKE THAT YEAH JUST LIKE THAT

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

BITCH HAS A NICE ASS THO SOMEONE SHOULD SODOMIZE HER WHILE IN THE PRONE POSITION LIKE THAT YEAH JUST LIKE THAT

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

The only exception to giving a girl a gun is if you live in South Africa and need to kill a lot of niggers, but I would still sodomize her in the ass before that just to be safe

Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

being french at all
being a cheese-eating surrender monkey

CHAD IS A SANDNIGGER FOR BEING FRENCH

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

forgive me, faglords, had to fukk of for a bit
lost it at
<possible man hands
her eyebrows aren't messed up, they're just not fixed in the expression of revulsion you're used to, fam :^)
hot, tbh. What I wouldn't give to wife someone like that.
doesn't mean she'll ask you out
lel, I'm expecting her to knock on my door any minute now. Not even my front door, but bedroom. Full commitment.
if you don't get the green light you probably shouldn't go
all I'm going on atm is that wimmins seem to find me attractive; no-fap cycle; high-test; low blood-sugar; and the couple of times she looked in. I was boxing, and when I hit pads it sounds like gunshot, so her and a couple of her friends were looking over. The next day, I kept accidentally fumbling my towel after showering. For about 16mins. Why would she be looking over if she didn't want some? What did she mean by this?
far from Europe
I'll find you, niqqa. Go off to the colonies if you want, but I'll find you
at least you bumped, thanks user

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

spamfag's back; liberally applying coats of anti-slip posts

Luis Rogers
Luis Rogers

and he shall Holla Forums my /b/rother

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

we've really pissed him off now

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

relentless autism

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

Most of the chances I had at being with qt teen girls in highschool I messed up because I was a late bloomer and was So oblivious that I once had a guy tell me this girl liked me and I didn't believe him even though this chick sat next to me and would talk to me all class. Fuck. Me.

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

checking these feels, /b/rah.
oblivious
I was fucking blind in HS, looking back

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

be artfag
1 of only 3 guys; separated from the other two anyway, so riding solo
completely surrounded by femfags
had one blue-anime-eyes girl try to write 'I love you' in my native tongue, on my hand
another is crushing hard on me; squeeze her b-cups from behind when she's alone painting some ghey shite; leave it there and fuk of
another kept asking me to help her get supplies from another class because she was 'afraid of pissing off the teacher'
have improvised paintballs thrown at me to force me to remove hijab
am painting completely nude women on massive canvas coz I was losing it toward the end; get compliments on my breast-stroke ability
other things I can't type due to compromising info and hands quaking with implacable rage

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

There is a qt who sits by herself before class starts at college. What do I say to her? I'm autistic please help

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

throat punch her
don't say anything
just throat punch her

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

10/10 girl in 10/10 pic

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

10
years too old

Leo Stewart
Leo Stewart

Just whip out your dick and let nature handle the rest.

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

delet pls

Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

what a fucking nigger using that shitty image of mouse
you're a fucking disgrace to hebes

Camden Garcia
Camden Garcia

No u

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

pls?

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

what a fucking nigger using that shitty image of mouse
you're a fucking disgrace to hebes

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

he's trying to get the thread delet

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

A SFW pic can't violate dost…c-can it??

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

i'd just spam the thread with diapers if i wanted to derail it but i like these threads :3
it'll violate dost if vols deem it to violate dost. it's not up to us

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

Fuck, I miss Steve.

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

right picture
girl on the right

I want to see the front of her. Do you guys think any particular race is more attractive than others when it comes to teen girls?

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

weakchin
go ahead and keep her ugly ass.

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

I'd have no problem stuffin' my tongue in her pooter.

Brody King
Brody King

i want my women to look like men
wew

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

Don't be homophobic, user. Let him like who he likes.

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

I used to be a hebe but then I found out that teenagers are more likely to have birth complications. And that destroyed my hebephilia.

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

I-i'm sorry user. you're right. he's allowed to be a faggot

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

stop reading jewish publications, user

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

if she sits alone she's probably not the kind of girl who'll fuck you the next day or is even interested in that.
a frontal approach is off the table, you can't hit on her.
shy girls are usually very uncomfortable with that.
just be friendly, ask her about school or whatever shit you may have in common.
don't put pressure on her by being too interested, just be friendly nothing more.
let things move by themselves

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

dude, don't do anything stupid.
if it were a random girl it wouldn't matter but she's your neighbor, it could make your daily life really awkward or worse her dad could beat you up.
keep in mind that you'll have to see this chick regularly

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

don't listen to this namefag don't be a pussy. just walk up to her and ask her out. don't act like a potential friend, because she'll put you in the friend category right off the bat. act like a potential suitor. be direct and state your intentions

Mason Rivera
Mason Rivera

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

David Young
David Young

what puts you on the friend category is being a betafag, not being friendly.

but go ahead, try your method irl lets see how it work for you

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

teens aren't any more likely to have birth complications. kikes have brainwashed us into thinking shit like that. teens have always been mothers up until the last 100 years. the primary cause of pregnancy complications has always been and will always be excessive bleeding, and that's not age related. we've taken our girls' most fertile decade and flushed it down the toilet. we are all hebes by nature. embrace the fuck out of it. just don't do anything illegal

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

it's worked for me quite well, user. i think i'll stick to it

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

right.

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

Things not to say to your 13-yo neice:
"If we were the same age, we would be upstairs making some serious noise"

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

implying you need to be 13 to have consesual sex with your 13 y/o niece

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

goodness. Yes pls
don't do anything stupid
I'll try. I'm not usually a stupid. But when it comes to females, I've noticed I can be quite daft. I'll probably attempt to return her little bro's ball and hope she answers the door. About 20-25% chance maybe. Otherwise, I'll blag on the spot with whomever else does until I get some result dunno.
her dad could beat you up
toplel Chad man. He doesn't work at Nintendo. I'm a pretty big guy 4him. More concerned I'd have to dance before the police come even tho she's legal
you'll have to see this chick regularly
I fucking wish. If that was the case, I probably wouldn't be obsessing this hard because I would've found a way to win her over. I just want to fugg my qt rich Lera lookalike; then marry her and literally build a home together and have several kids so I can live out my days as a real human bean this is a bullshit universe tbh

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

I think this is her
yes, 2/10anon is back
monitoring ops jackassery
<jackassery
I'll monitor you, you fuckin lizard. Like checking your dubs, for instance
did you do this?

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

lol, what's your plan?.
knok at her door and tell her "want sum fug?"

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

tell her "want sum fug?"
am I not supposed to? is this… frowned upon?
I guess try and '/b/ myself'; be as charming as I can and hopefully she likes me. Dunno what else is left at this point, but I've got to do something, it's driving me up the wall and around the bend honestly. Not 100% sure why either, jokes aside. I've seen her do some motherly shit and it's fucked with my brain perhaps.
I'd modify this plan based on who else could answer the door. The mother should be ok, they tend to like me for some reason, and I might secure some kind of weekly 'helpful neighbor' gig. Only concerned the dad might catch on. And the younger sister - middle sibling, big tits not sure if legal, might throw me off.
It's all a hail-mary Chad /b/ro

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

you should record that, i think it could be fun.
do you even have an excuse to talk to her?

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

record that
lel I didn't think of this, I might acquire some spygear to amuse me /b/ros
have an excuse
no, I don't. Not to her specifically, other than I'm really fuckin gay for her atm. At the risk of turning this into a wwyd shitthread, say you were in my shoes
<jaded Frenchman put on standby for now
smitten with teen
said teen is within view everyday
but beyond grasp ;-;
'notice me senpai' works, but not to the point she's going to decide to pop over out of the blue
recent reports suggest you're an attractive manbearpig
W
W
Y
D

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

Bumping. Spamming faggots will never kill this thread.

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