In this game you start off on the toilet. Your hands are on your thighs, and your character is pushing so very hard. The poop doesn't seem to budge inside of your anus, so your character yells for help. In comes an NPC, totally nude, with a butter knife up its ass, and diarrhea streaming down its legs. You get a dialogue option: eat poo or beg for help and eat poo
Naturally, after licking the poo from the NPC's legs your char gathers the strength to push one final time and shits out the most amazing poop ever. It is stinky and hard, yet maleable, so perfect for your end task. Which is of course: Nourishment. So now your character is tasked with finding the perfect seasoning for your double big mac quarter pounder without cheese poop. Delicious.
I want to start off on the toilet, have a little girl walk up, then get off to her the toilet and lay her down the bed.
Justin King
Then shit on her chest?
Carson Ortiz
Whhat? Are you really trying to sexualize this??
Alexander Murphy
That's a good idea for a DLC I think, or maybe the modding community could make work of this. It's an open-world sandbox RPG so mods are definitely gonna be a part of the game
Jeremiah Brooks
Well, the character has already had a shit, and you're holding it.
Did you even read the premise of the game?
Connor Richardson
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Christopher Long
THIS GAME IS FUCKIN AMAZING
Justin Turner
i'd put 10bux for that
Nathaniel Lewis
nominated game of the year
Leo Hill
what will you name the game? what consoles will it be on?
Nicholas Bennett
i think you are looking at GOTY, user. better tell Holla Forums about it too
Jace Phillips
I don't know, still deciding. I have a few ideas floating around, like tiny specs of poop in a toilet. Suggestions are always welcome. So far I've got; The Elder Craps, Dung of Duty, Defecation of Zelda, or Battlefield 5
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Leo Turner
lmao
Christian Jackson
People seem to love it on Holla Forums
Gavin Morgan
we've got an audience SELL IT NOW
Colton Ross
i guess not
Chase Hughes
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Andrew Bailey
A lot of genius ideas were persecuted and rejected in their contemporary times. I just KNOW that this idea will take off. So, Half Shit or Defecation of Zelda?
Levi King
teehee
Evan Wilson
I would pay money for that game op, not being ironic. It'd be fucking hilarious