Hey

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

few days ago I got banned from 4chan for being In a thread for 5 minutes that had childporn posted In it after I left.

Posted a plea describing how I didn't post cp or
even saw any of it and it was denied

Any Proxy's I can use to get back on?

All urls found in this thread:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05l4JVbrlST
Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

Fuck off, (((man))).
Just
just
JUST

Jason Cruz
Jason Cruz

That's very unfortunate of you. Some helpful fellow will come along

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

u ok

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

You should get the hint that they don't want you on their shit website. You're better off that way.

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

nah

ew

John Flores
John Flores

*huff puff* i've been searching all over for you. oh… you don't want my help.

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

are you going to give me a proxy that I can use or what

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

dear OP, pls stay away from that degenerate place

Eli Perez
Eli Perez

This is now an ugly ghetto loli thread

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

With any luck, they forwarded your IP address to the Authorities. If you get v&, ask them to put you in the segregation unit, or act suicidal. Because you will be beat near daily in general population & have a good chance of being raped continuously.

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

I wasn't asking for porn reasons. Its because the /tg/ here is baron as fuck.

neat

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

I see you're a man who wants quality

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

have you also stopped watching porn?

John Lopez
John Lopez

no

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

is some one gonna rec a proxy or not?

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

no
GO BACK

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

Steve Miller has entered the thread
Hey guys! What's up? Mind if I play guitar?

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

when I get a proxy rec, fucker

Wyatt Baker
Wyatt Baker

PLAY UR TUNES, MY DUDE

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

if you have phone you can post on there

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

phoneposting

no

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

I heat up :D
I can't cool down x)
You got me spinning :O
'Round and 'round :P

Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burning flame x(
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

Abracadabra abracadabra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
Abracadabra
Abracadabra
I don't care if you're just 13

William Sullivan
William Sullivan

this user for mod when

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

nuffin wrong with phoneposting

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

Hope no bad guy attacks

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

You got a daughter?

Ian Brooks
Ian Brooks

I can get you a few proxies, OP. But what can you do for me?

Jaxson Price
Jaxson Price

TOO YOUNG M8

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

I can take you up on that prozy offer, user

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

nigga don't post 4 year olds who still shit their pants and piss themselves, gross

Wyatt Phillips
Wyatt Phillips

I'll suck your dick

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

too young

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

faggot

Grayson Scott
Grayson Scott

I was thinking more of something in the terms of like you know?

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

Explain

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

It's sad that you have nothing better to do.

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

Stop giving him attention

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

what about you?

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

but i do.

Christian Carter
Christian Carter

Fair enough.
I don't and I'm fucking proud of it, too. NIGGER.

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

So how long have you been visiting halfchan, user? Since '14 maybe?

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

Go back

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

Who wanna suck daddy's dick

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

im a spic not a nigger >:(

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

What's halfchan? ? If you ask when I discovered chans, that was around christmas last year when I got my laptop

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

Op here, that guy ain't me. Since like 010 or something.

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

Ah. I see. Later than even that haha.

Where did you hear about 8ch.net/b/?

Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

do you fap to traps?

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

ew heh course not

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

Cute ones

Dominic King
Dominic King

OP here. No I don't

Isaac Price
Isaac Price

I heard about it on reddit (don't hate)

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

fake OPs
real OP

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

Sorry meant

fake OPs
real OP

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

Well that's pretty neat

I also don't give a fuck who the real op is someone needs to fucking deliver and get him gone not all traffic is good traffic

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

samefag

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

NO

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

Please stop impersonating me.

Thanks I guess. I just want to get out of here asap

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

STOP

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

I am a trap

And yes ;)))

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

seems legit

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

nice legs brah….

Easton Hill
Easton Hill

Faggots.

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

tfw I'm the real op tbh

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

tbh
Nice try.

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

webm without sound
Could be legit.

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

I think OP already left
tbh tbh tbh

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

maybe he decided to start phoneposting on halfchan

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

Damn. When I saw the title I was thinking the little mermaid with sebastian singing. Still good though.

Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

Not like he's going to lower the quality of the board or anything. Place is just porn and reddit-tier arguements that could just as well be done via mobile.

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

This place is hardly porn and instead of arguments we have sarcastic arguments you dumbass. I suggest you stop posting while you're ahead.

Benjamin Wright
Benjamin Wright

You're detrimental to the board with your constant nagging. Stop complaining and post something original for once you absolute mong.

Angel Morales
Angel Morales

I do post original stuff ask the mods you fucking dumbass

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

You're detrimental to the board
why dont you ever say that you the pornfags

Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

I highly doubt your original stuff surpasses the posting of little children.

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

Because then it wouldn't be original anymore and I'd just become another complaining faggot.

Originamo

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

t. porn poster

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

Don't expose me, goyim

Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

The stuff I post is highly intelligent. Only a few people could understand. You're clearly not one of them. You haven't been in any of my threads have you? Unlike all these other pathetic pedos, my life isn't completely consumed (infact, FBI, i'm not a real pedo)

Sorry if I'm rambling on a bit, I'm a bit nervous.

Adam Price
Adam Price

It's amazing that you've gotten to the point in life where you can write but you can't read. We were talking about halfchan you triggered cuck.

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

No shit dumbass who the fuck cares where this shitty thread goes?

Caleb James
Caleb James

My diarrhea is chunky, and chok-full of half-digested carrots and various other vegetables.

Cont?

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

I'm willing to hear every single detail you've got

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

the triggening

Brody James
Brody James

ahahahahahah

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

he is right tho

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

Am I supposed to apologise?

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

It was a hot summer afternoon, the clear blue sky showed no sign of changing, and caused my ape-like buttocks to be perpetually drenched in sweat. I oftentimes would caress my anus softly, reminiscing of the long-lost days of my youth, my father, and Father Evans. In these warm summer days I had taken to a strict diet of vegetable soup and mountain dew, the latter of which I considered, and still do to this day, an integral part of my culinary habits.
Fastforward several hours later and I'm pushing steaming hot liquids out of my mangina, with the force of a well maintained Black+Decker BV6600 High Performance Leaf Blower. In doing so, the expulsion of hot gas, sour water and chunks of potato salad combined into a flesh-devouring acid, which I felt eating away at me from the inside of my anal cavity. As I fell on my knees, I groaned with enjoyment. The combination of pain and pleasure was beyond anything I'd experienced before.

There I lay, in a pool of blood and diarrhea still gushing out of my now prolapsed anus. As it did, I gathered enough strength to lift up my hand, and, trembling from both exhaustion and anticipation, finger my asshole one last time.

Fin

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

Thoughts? Comments? Suggestions?

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

Wait 10 hours and there will be reviews up the ass by all the professional movie critics

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

I don't know man, it's all happening so fast. I'm not sure I could handle the fame and responsibility

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

Stop being such a little bitch. You probably think you're something special, like a Disney princess. Just wait until the birds suck your dick. For now you have no idea, cunt.

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

I shall mention you in my memoirs.

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

My daughter is offended

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

My daughter thinks you're cute.

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

Well, my diarrhea is hot and sour with a hint of cinnamon. What else is new

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

I was hoping for more feedback on this masterpiece

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

Jesus Christ you fucking retard not everyones on Holla Forums to specifically read your post, let things naturally flow for once. DOn't manipulate the site either.

Parker Reed
Parker Reed

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05l4JVbrlST

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

But I'm very insecure and I want PEOPLE TO READ MY SHITPOSTS GODDAMNIT

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

shitpost
I sea what you did there

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

this is some deeper shit than I thought

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

It's not every day that you get to catch a glimpse of the anal adventures of a literary genius.

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

i saw it too. this guy got some serious bantz

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

naturally flow

Mason Long
Mason Long

I am unironically going to take a shit now and I suspect it will be liquid

drank too much coffee

Leo Cruz
Leo Cruz

Well surprisingly enough it was a relatively solid series of poops, although the texture was certainly softer than normal. The stench was unbearable, and unhealthily so. All in all I rate this shit a 3/10 on the schale of Dysnomia. 10 being Dysnomia.

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

i just took a shit and it was the nicest i've had in a week now. clean and fast. no mess, just how i like it. i then realized i didn't have enough toilet paper, so i wiped with an old underwear i found close in the bathroom. i rate that shit 7/10. because my previous shits were sticky, hard to come off and took more than 20 minutes.

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

I just landed a turd that smelt so revoltingly horrific, that even Satan himself would be disgusted. My wife called an ambulance. The neighbours called the Fire Brigade. Being constipated for 4 days didn't help… it had all that time to brew, ferment and ripen. Lord Saron would not have claimed that shit for himself… Orcs would have cringed in abject terror, I'm telling you! Even my dog fled, and is hiding under the house, refusing to come out.

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

sounds bad. how many shits do you take in a week? you need to shit more. i shit 54 times a week on average.

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

shit 54 times a week

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

I like a man who keeps track of his shits. It shows true character. Hats off to you, good sir. I hope my children bear a striking resemblance to you in every way

Landon Campbell
Landon Campbell

Any Proxy's I can use to get back on?
Great thread OP. It is now about shit.

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

Dub trips knows quality when he sees it.

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

That sounds delicious user, did you flush immediately or let the stench slowly consume your entire being for a while?

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

I like to watch the excrement slowly dissolve in the fluoridated water obama got for us. i try to get my head as close as possible to the toilet and take a big fuccckkkin deep breath

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

Stop, you're making my mouth water.

Nathaniel Powell
Nathaniel Powell

exhaling it out feels as viscous as taking another shit

Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

So you know what he is talking about? He just started freaking out because he thought I dishonored his beloved infinity chan then got mad and asked who cared what happened to this thread. He is literally in pieces mentally. He made no sense.

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

Don't derail the thread, we're discussing shit and diarrhea here.

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

I was banned from 4chan for violating rule one (not pizza btw). My ban lasts another 29 days. You can either call your ISP and ask for a new IP address or you can wait it out. Now fuck off, retard.

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

Yummies! I like Poo Poo!

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

>4chan
Hey man I just heard of this real great proxy it's called a gun utilize it on your face

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