New Rules For Holla Forums

1. Absolutely no one is to use abuse of a personal nature against another user. If you are offended by another users' post or conduct, try to contact that user directly to peacefully resolve the issue. In most cases a single diplomatic post can solve misunderstandings quickly. If you do not succeed, please contact a moderator for assistance.

2. Mild swearing is permitted. Minors do use these boards. Please bear that in mind. A 'swear filter' may need to be put in place if problems persist. However users who consistently rely on it in their posts will be warned against doing so.

3. Images, links or any other content that other forum users may find obscene or offensive, will not be tolerated. This includes but is not limited to sexism, racism, transphobia, incitement to violence and extreme religious and political views. Users breaking this rule will be dealt with severely.

4. Any form of commercial advertising will not be tolerated (except by us, obviously).

stfu bitch

5. Any discussion or links to illegal media or sites with content that is not in line with the law of the host country AND the posting country will not be tolerated. This is not only limited to child pornography.

6. Spam will not be tolerated. Please also ensure that when posting a new thread, your topic title and image is relevant and not just an 'attention grabber' e.g. unrelated pornographic image.

7. Discussion of any action taken by the site in relation to a user (i.e. a banning or a warning) is not permitted. This includes discussions about locked thread and removed posts/images.

8. "Bumping" (replying to a thread not discussed since a long time ago) of old or out of date topics is not encouraged. Please search the catalog before posting.

9. Don't like it? Leave.

op is a fucking cunt
you have no fucking friends so you bring your shit from 4chan here
get the fuck off i'm sick of your shit already
i came here for freedom not to be spoken to like i'm a child. unless you want your windpipe ripped from your body, i suggest you shut the fuck up and leave or take the board how it is

lol

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if you don't like it then leave. you obviously arent the kind of poster were hoping to foster here. your brand of shit is going to be dealt with in the coming months

Are you a nigger ?

10. Any rule or descision made by me will be final, and no correspondence shall be entered.

OP, this is a goddamn chan. This is fullchan. Go back to halfchan with your rules. You don't like how we do things here? Take it up with a Mod or Dysomnia; See if they give a shit.

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11.Love me as your god. I will accept nothing less than your unconditional praise, love, respect and loyalty.

I am talking to one of the greatest trolls to ever have cheeto dust under his nails and keyboard.

Tell me does your mouse will stick?

OK, how do I sticky this?

You mean like this?

Stfu nigger

12. Anyone posting outside these Laws will be tickled innappropriately with my giant pink rubber cock.

When to these go into effect? I've seen plenty of violations on the front page already.

Tomorrow. They will always go into effect tommorrow, every day.

When you post pictures of your moms saggy titties

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