Be me

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Got any granddaughters of reproductive age, preferably on the younger side?

this is the worst post I have seen all day

You must have just woken up, then.

Don't worry grandpa,we've got your back.

timestamp?
also heart disease will probably kill you before we do… no offense.

assuming you're honest, tell us more.
Papaw.

do you use windows xp as well?

op. I use Windows xp because I can't afford a new pc.

Last time I saw a supposedly real old man was in the famed Uncle thread, I think the guy said he was dying of cancer, it must be in the bibanon archives

op. 8 years back my wife passed away. i fell onto message boards to pass my time. I've been on 4chan for awhile but crossed over when I got banned for posting porn on Holla Forums. so I moved to Holla Forums and have never gone back. just haven't felt it.

op. no my wife couldn't reprouduce

Aww thats sad papaw. I'm sorry.
At least we know you aren't a queer.

My dad is only a year older than you. How's your health? Do you still have your hair? Is it white? Are you tired? Are you retired?

op. I have my hair and yes it is white. my health is alright. I had a stroke 5 years back but it wasn't too bad

So what do you want from Holla Forums? If this is just going to be a "Look at me. I'm an old man!" thread, you need to post proof before anyone takes the bait far enough to get an interesting response. If you need help or advice you will get it faster by just asking for it up front.

Are you retired, gramps?

op. was a welder for 30 years. retired 10 years ago. I retired because my wife got sick

At least you had that option

op. welding can make you some money if you know how to do it correctly

Can we see your pawpaw cock?

Op. I'm not showing you guys my cock but here's my win xp computer

now I have seen it all

isn't nasty in general*

Op. May come out of left field ,but do any of you guys have any movie or game recommendations? I've got some spending cash and want to have some easy fun

depends on what you like

op. something scary. haven't seen one of those in a while

well, you're not in luck, not many good horror games
have you played dead space 1? I wouldn't say it is one of the greats, like silent hill 2, the monsters are good looking, and it can be scary at times

op. played through all of the dead space games. haven't played any silent hill games. the second ones on the GameCube right? if it is I might pick it up

well, if you haven't played the any of the silent hill games, and like horror games, then yeah get the first 3 with 2 being on the top of that list don't really know about the 4th, and don't get any of the Western ones.

Op. ok I'll give them a try

Well I see you were married and you have my condolences for her passing, but I have to ask with no disrespect intended: How do you feel about adult men who die virgins?

Op. look if your too busy with other things that make it to where you never get Pussy in your life how fucking good do those other things have to be. if your 26 and haven't gotten laid sell your video games or whatever you spend all your money on and buy a hooker

granddad is right. if you are a virgin and cant afford 200 bucks for a hooker, get the 200 right fucking now and then fuck one. I fucked a hooker when I was 18 and im 30 now. dont regret it. it was awesome. Ive actaully fucked a lot of whores over the years. if you are a virgin, i pity the fool that dont at least fuck a hooker. Why wouldnt you is my question.

are you still alive, old man?
you're not the only grey beard onsite
not many get the respect you did
are you a slave to the internet or does it serve you?

Op. I'm still alive and I'm not a slave to the internet I'm just a bored Fuck trying to pass the time

How many women have you had sex with papaw?

op. 10 counting my wife.

You're a king papaw

Op. most of them were when I was a lot younger. I went out with a girl that I met recently i think she was 45 or some shit. I just couldn't do it anymore. plus her Pussy looked like a battle ground.

i'm only a year or two behind you, pops
i kinda like being old and not worried about money and ass or what other people think
what about you?
you must be lonely, tho.
if wifey died i'd need time to recover and there ain't much time left, is there?

op. I've got some friends that come over that helps me not feel so lonely. I was devastated after she passed. for a year I was depressed. Then I figured that she would rather me not mope and dope around she would tell me to move on. I still miss her though

25 years brings our generations apart, my dad turned 69 recently, you have my sympathy OP.

Life is like a horse shoe, you're in the teenage years of being old

She was sick for two years and you never talked about that?

op. I said she passed away. I would rather not go into how.