ITT

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

ITT: What did Holla Forums do today?
i'll start

wake up
be 9 pm
turn on pc
log into hansa
fixed an issue with vendor
happy
find an account leak of spotify and netlfix accounts
this ain't gonna work
spotify and netflix works, mfw to poor to afford
and some other shit that's too boring

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

I posted in a datamine thread.

Luis White
Luis White

datamine thread
Just having a boring life you know, just curious what Holla Forums is doing.

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

fapped onto a colombian hooker's tits

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

wake up in the evening
eat soup
listen to super robot wars ost
try not to get miserable
and not to cry
fail
n-nothing much, really

Christian Price
Christian Price

Why do you cry?

Connor Baker
Connor Baker

The same thing we do every night pinky

Adrian Bell
Adrian Bell

DATAMINING THREAD

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

because I'm not dead

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

why don't you just kys user?

Jose Thomas
Jose Thomas

too weak to do so

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

got up
made breakfast
read some shitty book about KGB Novosti journalists
got a call from work
okay cool i'll come for the [REDACTED]
lunch
went to police station
bailed out my piece of shit brother
i fucking hate him
come back home
study for [REDACTED] access license (it's work-related)
busy day tomorrow
aimless and plain
i can't think cheerfully anymore
can't make it a day without doing something extremely wrong
i wish i had a harder life, just so my shitty attitude towards life would be justified. what keeps you alive? what's your endgame, anons?

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

too weak to live, too weak to kys.
Life's hard

Nicholas Ward
Nicholas Ward

what keeps you alive?
I'm quite young and like to believe that there's things worth to live for, If my life'll become too miserable i'll just fuck someone elses life up.

oh also, what did your brother do

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

<Wake up
<watch anime on prime then Netflix
<play a few games of RL
<post on Holla Forums
<take hot bath
<get dressed
< sit in bed browsing Holla Forums and nervously wait for call

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

prime
netflix

Good goy!

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

i'm quite young and the future looks bright
i hope it stays that way. do your best.
what did your brother do
a lot of things (drugs+beat up a guy this time). he's an illegal alien. that's the thing that really irks me. every time we go to court, they don't deport him for some fucking reason. gosh, i wish he'd die.

oh also, you have a very obvious typing pattern

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

I get both free. :) judge me faggot then be jealous of me for i get my anime the day it airs and i can binge shows like GOT any time i like

Matthew Nelson
Matthew Nelson

i hope it stays that way. do your best.
Thanks, me too.
a lot of things (drugs+beat up a guy this time). he's an illegal alien. that's the thing that really irks me. every time we go to court, they don't deport him for some fucking reason. gosh, i wish he'd die.
fuck he sounds like a pain in the ass, but still he's your brother
oh, you have a very obvious typing pattern

Really? Never thought of that, would you recognise me (OP) in some other thread?

feds'll probably recognise me due to "obvious typing pattern" english is not a 1st language

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

he's still your brother
yeah…he sucks
would you recognize me in other threads
yup. there aren't a lot of anons on Holla Forums. newbies can be picked out by how they type sometimes.

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

yup. there aren't a lot of anons on Holla Forums. newbies can be picked out by how they type sometimes.
I'm sorry I do tend to type in a similar way sometimes. I'm quite new also been here for some months, so yea you're right.

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

it's no worrying matter. we're already on a list somewhere. welcome aboard the /b/irate ship!

Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

we're already on a list somewhere
Most likely

And btw, i don't know if I'm just tired or retarded. But I seem the recognise, not the way you type. But the language you're using. You namefaged in a thread (that's gone now) with the subject "Help an user out" or similar.

I'm probably just tired…

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

I went to church, I only go there to stare at the piano girl's ass.

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

wake up
take a shower
forget to take watch off
skin beneath is still stinky
smell it a little bit

Luke Long
Luke Long

I just woke up and now I'm shitposting on the toilet. I like to bring my laptop in here with me. Now I'm going to take a quick shower so I don't have to mess with wiping my ass.

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

go to store to buy homemade fleshlight supplies
not the neighborhood store but the one downtown so the cashiers won't recognize me
bump into black girl from my class there
mfw

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

What I did this morning:
wake up
rock hard erection, very sensitive
feels great. Puts me in a good mood
go piss
go to kitchen. Pour 750-800 mL of orange juice. Add:
<1 g of taurine
<400 mcg of methylene blue
<200 mg caffeine
<5 g coconut oil
<1 g baking soda
<0.5-1 g salt
drink half
apply 2 drops from mixture of fat soluble vitamins under eyes:
<1500 IU vitamin A (retinol palmitate)
<500 IU vitamin D₃ (cholecalciferol)
<16.25 mg vitamin E (mixed tocopherols)
<0.5 mg vitamin K₂ (MK-4)
pour fat free, sugared corn flakes into bowl. Add:
<whole milk
<14-15 g of bovine collagen hydrosylate processed gelatin that is easy to digest without cooking
<5 g creatine monohydrate
<325 mg aspirin pairs well with caffeine
<0.5-1 g iodized salt
<bit of ginger
<5 g cocoa powder
get 1 boiled egg with 0.5 g iodized salt
eat
take multivitamin + 200 mg magnesium with orange juice
go listen to music embed related

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

Are you OP from this thread?:

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

Wake up
have a glass of OJ (I fucking love Orange Juice)
Have a Bowl of berry crunch cereal
Take a shit
Now laying in bed phoneposting
Might play some TF2 later
It's a Sunday so not much is happening. On Friday me and the lads took our boat out to the ocean, caught some fish, then went to see Baby Driver (awesome movie) then we all got beer and burgers afterwards.

Daniel Lee
Daniel Lee

the absolute madman

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

Get up
Turn on PC
Go take a piss
Go to the kitchen
Grab a piece of bread, some cheese and a soda
Go back to my room
Watch videos and play vidya
Go back to kitchen
Cook some rice and steak
Go back to room
Eat
Continue watching videos and play vidya
Post on /v/ every now and then
Come see what Holla Forums is doing
See this thread

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

wake up
wonder why I'm not dead yet
turn on PC
mindlessly browse youtube for 2-3 hours
get bored, take shower
go back to PC and youtube
realize I've watched everything from sub list
flip back and forth between tabs of Holla Forums and /pol/
realize I've seen every new thread
play dota 2
lose
now I'm here

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

not having your computer on at all times
norman pls

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

wake up
drive home from work
take a bath
go out for food
go home
research
take a nap
go out to score some drugs and more food
go home, play HoMM3
shitpost

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

killing your cpu for no good reason

But why tho

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

Wait so OP you got a netflix and spotify account for free?

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

Doing drugs? that's not cool user,stay straight edge.

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

cuz laptop that i bought for 50 bucks. thinkpad4lyfe

plus i need to be able to roast a newbie at any given moment. i'm quite temperamental

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

thinkpad
Full pleb

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

Dat some hentai?

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

WHAT WAS THAT YOU FUCK?!? I SWEAR ON ME MUM OILL CUT YOU SAY IT TO MUH FACE FAGET NOT INLINE

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

Everyone knows old thinkpads are 1337, you just exposed yourself as shit troll.

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

shit hardware
bulky
planned to fail in under a year so you buy a new one thats $1200
Full
Pleb

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

what a laugh riot you are. i bet you don't even play 3 card vegas in solitaire

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

bulky
Not a problem for non-applefags.
planned to fail in under a year
And you would be right if it wasn't the opposite of that.
so you buy a new one thats $1200
Stop lying, nigger. T420 (best thinkpad) is about 200$

Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell

nah, i don't namefag. i'm pretty straight forward and somewhat serious about anonymity. i tend to imitate anons, so that might be it.
the language you're using
sorry, but can you elaborate? how were we similar?

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

Fuck off shower shitter.

Jacob Long
Jacob Long

I updated an older meme I once made.
Made a couple of Mojitos.

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

woke up
took a shower
ate a pizza
played some Final Fantasy
in between gaming I look for cp

just waiting until GoT to jerk off

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

just waiting until GoT to jerk off
that isn't tonight stop lying to people on the internet

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

but mom….

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

i was hoping i was super wrong but no. STOP RUINING MY THINGS!!!! REEEEEE

Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

wake up
eat
shitpost
fap
watch anime and fap
shitpost again
sleep
wake up and repeat

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

wake up
smash new vegas
smash dks2
mission accomplished soldier

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

woke up at 7pm yes pm.
ate last nights Chinese food
still hungry
order double cheese burger, garlic bread, large bottle of coke and some fudge cake
eat
go to reddit for sports subreddits
boot up new ipad which arrived yesterday
bored of it already
watch some serial killer docs on youtube
play slither.io on ipad
come to Holla Forums
look at dysocucks ama
rubbish as usual
now in this thread.

As a neet, that's how most of my days go.

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

are you guys related?
reddit
ipad
fat
get out.

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

Where else am I supposed to get up too date sports information in regards to betting?

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

browsing plebbit
yuck
trusting plebbit
you are the worst kind of person

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

he might be my cousin in ATL >inb4nignogginnogger
except i'm just not that into animus

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

Still haven't answered my question. Take your fee fee's and fuck off, faggot.

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

why you gay?

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

not that faget, faggot. and i don't answer to reddit you jive ass turkey

Ayden Ramirez
Ayden Ramirez

wake up at 8 am
lay in bed until around 10:15 because i dont feel like getting up
take a shit
weigh myself, lost 1 pound this week
feel a little better about today
shave
shower
go to church early instead of eating because we were told last week there would be food
get to church 12:20
talk to a friend for a few minutes
get asked to give a talk in a few weeks by a member of the bishopric
agree to do it even though i really didn't want to
12:30 food is ready, go and eat
1:00 go to sacrament
2:15 go to sunday school
3:10 go to priesthood meeting
talk to another friend for a few minutes
4:15 go home
walk in right as dinner is ready
eat dinner
write post about my day
Pretty normal Sunday for me

William Torres
William Torres

shower shitter
Don't be silly. Akari isn't a shower shitter. She poops in her diapers like a good little girl. It's a good idea to give her an enema to make sure she's cleaned out before putting her in the bath though.

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

Clean out my carport and leaf blow it at 6 in the morning
Go with dad and uncle to buy three vehicles for reselling
Get home about noon
Lie on my couch for a while and end up falling asleep
Awoken a few hours later by niece and nephew that are visiting
Greet them and fall back asleep shortly after
Wake up at 8pm
Talk to gf on phone about plans for seeing each other tomorrow and shit
Chillin to music and vidya now
Pretty good day come to think of it

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

Shitting in the shower is her nature.

Leo Hill
Leo Hill

I just landed a turd that smelt so revoltingly horrific, that even Satan himself would be disgusted. My wife called an ambulance. The neighbours called the Fire Brigade. Being constipated for 4 days didn't help… it had all that time to brew, ferment and ripen. Lord Saron would not have claimed that shit for himself… Orcs would have cringed in abject terror, I'm telling you! Even my dog fled, and is hiding under the house, refusing to come out.

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

wake up
earlier than normal
be almost 9:00 pm
turn on the pc
do shit
11:00,I lunch
go back to pc
i'm here

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

Reading these, you all need to recognise what the issue is. You get up, indulge yourselves and wallow.

The fact is, we've got to a stage in society where we don't have to work for anything and can just dopamine boost all day. And it makes us miserable.

Anons, sort out your sleep cycles, do some pushups when you wake up and make your bed, do things like eat and read online in different rooms to your bedroom. Get your body back into the rhythm of working for it's dopamine. It is so easy to fix your shitty life, take it from someone who's been there. Come on guys, I believe in you.

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

Yeah you're really living the NEET high life…

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

Made an appeal to my ban
Fuck around on Tumblr
Masterbated
Walked around my house nude

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

Sounds like you're one of those guys who waits a month to fap because it makes it feel so much better, but you don't understand that for most everyone else small dopamine rushes daily is preferable to only one big one every month.

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

you're a total faggot. i hope you get skin cancer.

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

stop posting copypasta.

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