So, I'm About 95% Certain My Doggo Wants Some Dick

She's in heat again, she's always on my heels (literally, licking my heels. It tickles and I'm fucking sick of it) and keeps blocking my path with her ass to me and her tail raised. When I ignore her and walk away, she makes this weird growl/whimper/yelp noise, so, I think I can take a hint. She does this every year, but this is different, this is just ridiculous, she's never been this aggressive about it, almost looks a bit like desperation.

Now, this is the part where I ask "what do", but this is Holla Forums, and the answer is obvious 'so I won't waste your precious time. Instead, I have but a few pointed questions for some of you sickos who might have a bit more experience in this area; if I'm going to do this, I may as well do it right:

A: What kind of foreplay is necessary? I mean, I could probably just dive right in there, get busy, and she'd love me for it 'but, again – doing it right.

B: Can female dogs experience orgasms?

C: If so, what are the best methods/techniques to stimulate such a response?

D: is it safe to go in without a rubber?

And, E: what are the risks of my shameful human dick hurting/injuring her? What measures can I take to prevent this? She's a medium sized mutt – pit/border collie mix

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What the actual fuck?

post more anime tits

bumping,,for interest.

Post pics of her first, also there's a board related to this shit

it's going to be awkward when you take her to the vet and they report to your parents
>"Your dog has some vaginal trauma indicating sexual abuse. I'd like to remind you that in the state of _, bestiality is infact a class 6 felony. I will have to report my findings to the _ county sheriff's department's animal abuse unit. If you'd like to report anything please tell now."
so please OP. fuck your dog you horny fat virgin. i want to see you on the news.

Just fuck her op, it's quite obvious she wants the dick. What harm could it do? She's obviously egging you on.

I don't think you need any, she's in heat user.
Yes.
Fuck if I know, fuck harder and last longer.
If you've had her since she was a pup, I think you'd be completely fine. Or as long as you know she hasn't fucked any other dog. Also, dogs don't get stds as easily as humans do.
You're joking right? Go nuts. Medium size/large dogs will take the dick easily. In fact medium size dogs compare in dick size compared to humans.

Also this. Give us a close up of her vag.

If she's on heat things get a lot easier but either way just gently put you finger inside first then two fingers ans move arround slowly in circular motion. She will get on the mood really fast.
Yes. Fortunately a lot easier than humans.
When dogs fuck they don't use any special technique so don't worry about that
Yes. Humans are more likely to have that sort of trouble than dogs. if YOU are clean it's fine.
dog penises are about the same size as dog's. The "knot" of a medium-sized dog is even a bit larger(girth) than a human dick

I'l just leave this here.

Just kill the dog then.

White people love having sex with dogs smdh

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Does doggo puss feel good?

Wow, what a fucking faggot.

You just do it doggystyle, it's pretty straightfoward like with any BITCH.

Yes.

Uh… you think user? I mean dog puss has to feel good to get a male doggo to dump his load so why wouldn't it for humans? Or would you rather use your hand and not be as stimulated?

Jokes on you, my dick isn't even big enough to cause vaginal trauma!

I mean, does doggo puss massage your benis and feel good to get you to pump your baby batter inside the doggo? Could you elaborate on the sensation?

Yes it does. And another thing user. Dog puss is far smaller than human vaginas. So it'll be really tight. Not sure how else to describe it but it feels really good. Also, do you want your poor pup to continue to suffer or are you going give her what she's been longing for for a very long time?

So, I tried user's advice and she seem very receptive (she went stone-stiff and her tail shot straight up), until I tried poking a finger in and she immediately started wildly dry humping the air - like a male taking a mount.

WTF is this, and is it a problem?

No she's just getting ready. That means she really likes it.

She wants to peg you.

Is she with you right now OP? Take pictures please.
Dry humping is a very good thing.
Just make sure yout nails aren't too big when you put fingers inside.

For the love of god please at least tell us what's happening op. Have you plowed her yet? Can you describe what it feels like if you have?

OP here, quick update:

Actually, it is becoming a problem. I finally nutt'd up and took the plunge. Very slow and steady. Again, reception seems overwhelmingly positive, I'm getting no intelligible displays of discomfort or resistance, she just seems to be surrendering herself completely to what I'm doing to her; she seems to be loving it. However, that dry hump reaction is making it virtually impossible for me to do my part, as the moment I begin to increase the speed and depth of my thrusts, she immediately arches her back and pulls her pelvis(?) down and forward, along with all of her fun bits – ripping my cock out, before looking back at me with that stupid, confused look on her face, and snapping back into the "fuck me" posture.. It's happened twice now. If I'm ever going to finish this, I may have to restrain her somehow, which I don't really want to do. Anyways, I'm going in for round three. I've been using a condom thus far, just to be safe, and I can already tell it's gonna' ruin it for me, I can't feel much of anything in great detail. 'Think I'll take it off, the curiosity is killing me, tbh.

I'm taking video, but my face is clearly visible and I'm such a newfag who doesn't know the first thing about basic video editing. Also dunno' how to anonymize that kind of stuff, so, please stand by while OP stops being a retarded faggot and figures his shit out, I guess.

For a cute side note: as I'm writing this, she's currently clawing at my door and giving me this awful low-whimper. I daresay, I think I'm making the little lady a bit frustrated with this touch and go.

Try laying her down and fucking her or try the cowgirl position. I hear that works quite well.

Oh and make sure to try it on a bed or a couch to prop her up to make it easier for you.

traitor

put a scarf/towel around your head- no editing needed.

What did he mean by this?

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May I present you?

>I'm taking video, but my face is clearly visible and I'm such a newfag who doesn't know the first thing about basic video editing. Also dunno' how to anonymize that kind of stuff, so, please stand by while OP stops being a retarded faggot and figures his shit out, I guess.
if you do this OP i swear.

Nigger you're anonymous. Nobody here could possibly know you. Just upload the fucking vid and don't be a
GIGANTIC FAGGOT

op should better be posting from a vpn or else the cianiggers will get him

No.
Gimme fuckin break, wew lad

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white girls fuck dogs

Don't use a condom user, bitches love the feeling when you nut in them.

So do niggers spics and other mud races….you people just can't afford cameras to record it

Dammit op at least post a timestamp and a pic while we wait.

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OP has forsaken us all

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But I wanted to believe user, I wanted to believe.

"If you want me, I'll be in my Lab".jpeg

what is wrong with you op
i hope you suffocate in your sleep

That's not very nice at all is it, little vixen?

Shameless bumb out of hope for OPs return

It's almost as if you can't take screenshots where your face isn't seen, to post proofs while people wait for your video editing

Oh, i really hope you're incorrect on this. I will continue lurking this thread in the hopes that op will deliver tho. Please, let this be real. If it is real it would be the best thread Holla Forums has had in a long time.

Wew. Sorry about that, had a bit of a storm up at my place and the power crapped out, so I just went to bed.

Nigger, I've had this animal for six years, and I care more about her than almost all of the actual people in my life. Doggos don't put knives in your back, after all.
Never in the ass; ain't fun for me if it's not fun for her, and I doubt she'd appreciate an obtuse human dick poking around in her shitter.

Working on it. If any of you faggots could give me some tips for making this stuff less traceable, that'd be just lovely (I don't even know the basics).

I'm sure I already qualify as a gigantic faggot, so I think I'll play it safe, for once.


Do CIAniggers typically concern themselves with the unsavory business of leafs?

Don't know why they even bother, it only ever lasts a few short seconds.

Way ahead of you there, buddy. Inb4, and here's hoping 'no rot-dick sets in.

Well, I slept like baby last night with my doggo wrapped up in my arms. She got real' clingy and cuddly after we finished (storm may have had something to do with that, but I want to believe), wouldn't stop licking my face. I think she's telling me I did good, I regret nothing, and you can stay mad, you colossal mega-faggot.

So, yeah. AMA, I guess, if interested. But, to quickly get the really general and obvious stuff out of the way before I fuck off to work…

>Lastly - yes, yes I'm fairly certain I made her cum, pretty sure. In the moment, it's was like every muscle in her body went tense (this could especially be felt inside), her hind legs began to quiver and seemingly gave out from under her (I had to hoist her up a bit), though, even in this state, she was still trying to do that wild air humping thing (still wanna' know what that response is all about. Is it normal? What purpose does it serve?), but I kept my hands firmly clamped over the under part of her upper thighs and pulled my pelvis under hers - locked them together and wedged her on top of me with her feet off the ground, restricting her range of motion and preventing her from pulling me out – a happy accident, which resulted in the best fucking thing that has ever happened to my sorry cock in my entire life! Because, even though her rear end was suspended off the ground, she was still free to gyrate her hips quite vigorously, which left her pumping up and down the full length of my shaft at an impossible rate. Think five full repetitions a second. It only lasted for about four seconds, but, fuuuuuck, man.

Eventually, she let her whole body go completely limp, collapsing her front legs and falling forward to lay herself upon the bed – indicating to me that she'd had enough, she was done. As I finally let my cock slip free of her grip, she immediately turned to lick herself where I'd just occupied, which had me scared for a moment because I thought I might have actually hurt her. However, such doubts were readily cast aside when she finally did pause, and reared her head to look me in the eye, before wagging her tail like an excited puppy and pouncing up on me to cake my face in saliva and nip at my nose and chin like she always does. So, yeah, I guess I did a job.

Overall, it took me between 20-30 minutes to get her to this presumed orgasm state, quite a bit more work than I thought it'd be, tbh, but definitely worth it 'nonetheless. I only got to the fifteen minute mark before I popped the first time, and I was about to go again, but she gave out before I could manage it, so I just finished myself off with a hand.

Wew, what a ride.
I think I'm gonna' get her something nice on the way home.

Can I cum in this dogo since op is doing dogs?

Make sure to upload the video with a vpn/proxy. dropfile.to is a very good upload site you could upload your video to. Also the file(s) deletes itself automatically after 24 hours so you don't have to worry to much about being traced.

All help.

Fuck you for giving me a boner, man.

You're a perfect /zoo/ buddy. I hope you and your bitch have many happy years of cumming together.

Just get her a male dog you disgusting species mixing piece of shit.

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download exif remover and remove exif file from the video file. don't film it behind a window. put make up over any birthmarks and never NEVER show your face. go fuck yourself you goddamn animal. i hope your dick falls off.

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please release video OP

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Wow, what a service to the animal kingdom.

S-sauce?

Maybe his dog is a trap?

Tell me, will the dicks 'three ever cease? Is this our punishment? Is this what we deserve, this plague which has befallen us?

Video when? Also, care to do an update on your progress op? You could always bone her again with a mask on you know…

I am also interested in this op. Make a video and post it

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Newfag

life is suffering.

yye no

You're very welcome, faggot.

>being this new
Bestiality isn't even my fetish, truth be told. Up until the last 48 hours, I had neither a thought nor desire to dick an animal in my entire life, but that odd cocktail of boredom, curiosity, opportunity and a complete lack of standards - always makes for one volatile catalyst. She sure beats the hell out of a fleshlight, in any event.

Yeah, and I'll sit in the corner and watch while he plows her. It truly is the thinking man's fetish, eh. Besides, she's extremely antisocial. She's basically one of those bitches who inevitably starts shit with every other dog that crosses her path.

I do my bit.

WL.

Video never. I can't into video editing, and my torso is covered in burn scars that could easily be used to identify me, I'd be retarded to put this shit on the internet. Holla Forums's happiness just isn't worth risking any of this coming back to nip me in the ass. I'mReadyForYourRage.jpeg, /thread.
Progress? Well, haven't been in'er again 'since Wednesday, if that's what you're asking. I was too tired last night and she hasn't been blockading me with that 'fuck me' posture, so, yeah, no dick for doggo unless I see some enthusiasm. As far as her behavior goes, she has been very, very clingy since the fuckening; won't let me get more than a couple meters away from her at any given time, I lock her out of my office and she sits at the door 'whimpering, etc. She's also gotten very physical and (playfully) aggressive with me, which atypical for her - she's usually quite timid and skittish. I'm seeing the resurgence of some old, bad habits, that I haven't had to deal with in years – like jumping up on me at the most unexpected times, clawing at my shins for attention (this shit draws blood if I'm not wearing full-leg pants), teething/nipping at my heels and fingers when I pet her, sleeping on my bed (the first thing I ever taught her not to do, even before shitting/pissing in the house; allergies). It seems she's gotten a bit cocky, needs to be reminded of her place, but it's nice to see that I've left her in such high spirits. I was afraid she might be a bit standoffish around me, after this whole ordeal.
Maybe.

In all honesty, that veil of doubt is probably something 'best left intact.

I know, but that's just what I was told 'she is. I don't really know her composition, probably a million different things. Definitely some collie in there, but I highly doubt there's a shred of pitbull.

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Meant to say husky. I can't into dog breeds good.

Not happening. Sorry, too risky. Too many breadcrumbs.

Bye.

smell would give him away

how you gonna smell him through the internet you dumbass

I bet you don't even know what /wx/ and /hebe/ were newfag.

I was orginally going to suggest asking /zoo/, but it's rather slow there. Not that the anons here were anymore helpful, but it looks like you trusted your gut and it payed off.

I said you are a perfect /zoo/ not because you fetishize your bitch, but because you love her and just want her to be happy. This entire story that played out is exactly what /zoo/ wants to see between pets and owners.
There is nothing more revolting to a /zoo/ than someone who would adopt an animal with only the intent to fuck it regardless of what the pet may want.

Who wants to hump my musky Husky?

How dead is it, exactly? Think they'd have any "tricks" I could teach her, or something? It'd be pretty neat if I didn't have to do all the work. Is that fucked up? Idk.

You'll likely get an answer there if you ask, otherwise there is beastforum and beast subreddits with tutorials. And you've yet to post proofs (even pictures will suffice, not sure why you want to into videos and exif can be easily removed from pics, so them breadcrumbs are gone), it doesn't need to be half of your body, you can edit out shit from the picture even in paint. And if you're scared about the burns giving you away, keep your clothes on and wear a mask, it's not exactly like you need to be fucking naked.

Also, official theme song youtu.be/HNMq8XS4LhE

Oh ye. as for them tricks, you won't really be able to teach her to fuck you, if you want that either get a monkey or a fucking girlfriend. The dry humping you were scared about for whatever reason is the best you'll get and even that not every dog does

then at least post pics and a timestamp fag or this didn't happen.
I think allowing her to sleep with you should probably just allow faggot op. What's wrong with it? The more content she is the more she'll prolly allow you to dick her even if she isn't in heat.

It looks like they can be into it to me.

Just say it was another dog that fucked her.

Ahh, so that's what this is. Fortunately, that's not really my problem, tbh. Not what I'm interested in, not why I made this thread. I was just about to do something stupid and thought I'd share the experience with the only place I knew to go, get some last second pointers, and so forth. Whether or not user's actually believe what I have to say 'isn't something I'm terribly concerned about, and I there's no real reason why I should be. I'm sure I'll let a vid surface in a few months, when I'm better equipped to protect myself, and this thread is dead, gone, and long forgotten.

Allergies. Mild, but still enough to leave me wheezing 'n' sneezing with enough exposure. I don't want her dandruff all over my pillows, or I'll wake with a face like a fucking potato. I'll occasionally let her up if there's a thunderstorm or something.

Wew. More of this.

Not a problem. I'm only about 6.5", with a modest girth that I cannot be fucked to measure atm – but I was never lacking for space and it never felt like I was gonna tear/pop anything. I think the stories of people actually causing injuries originate from morons trying dogs that have been spayed (sown shut).

Personally i find this thread fucking hilarious. Thanks OP. Have fun with dog fucking i guess.

i just love a bitch pussy clenching around the cock, and she even licks it after. gf's are over rated, im getting a doggo

I request.

just get your dog spayed jeez

Linux autist is a zoophiliac
What a surprise

What, why? Spayding always struck me as a little bit cruel, besides, I do find it rather flattering how she so readily offers herself up to me when she gets all hot and bothered like this. Granted, I'm the only male-anything she has any kind of contact with, she's really just making lemonade at this rate, come to think – but still, it's sweet.

They get enough traffic to stay on the front page, but if you think Holla Forums is slow /zoo/ may as well be standing still.

Actually it just fell off the front page, wew.


There's more here: 8ch.net/zoo/res/353.html
Read through the comments too for more insight.

Thanks a bunch man, man. I'll check it out.

embrace your degeneracy
on the dotr you will hang with the jews

Long passed getting this genie back in its' bottle, tbh.
I've already got a feel for the dick lick. I've been trying for the passed few nights after I saw , and I managed to coax her into it last night. No peanut butter required, just raw dick. Draped over my left leg and just methodically licking my shaft for about two minutes straight. Officially the second best thing my sorry cock has ever experienced. I wanted to cum inside her mouth so bad and it felt like I almost could, but of course she got bored and fucked off before I could manage.

I any case, I'm now making it my mission in life to train her to perform extended licking sessions. If I can train her to the point where she can perform fully autonomous "blowjobs"; when she could make me cum without the need for intervention – my life = complete.
Fugg count: 4. Btw.

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