Purpose

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

So, Holla Forums.
What gets you outta bed every morning?

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Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

my mom screaming at me

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

Data mining thread

David Bell
David Bell

My morning smoke and to see of I got any (you)s from the night before.

Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy

The need to piss.

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

a combination of
-work
-needing to piss
-wanting coffee

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

The need to piss

Camden Gutierrez
Camden Gutierrez

I know that if I wake up at noon, my day will be really shitty and will feel like it has passed in a matter of 2 hours. If I wake up in the morning, it gives me time to do whatever, and also maybe go outside if I'm feeling motivated that day.

Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

Back pain from sleeping all day.

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

memes
shitposting

That's about it.

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

What gets you outta bed every morning?
Dysnomia's mom snores like a fucking grizzly bear.

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

To eat

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

The itching.

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

a wildfire

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

Revenge

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

top kek

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

fapping

Brody Myers
Brody Myers

My legs

Hudson Richardson
Hudson Richardson

Hunger, a full bladder, or a raging erection.

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

Gotta change the sheets again… too crusty to stay in them for 5 weeks straight before a fresh set.

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

the promise of coffee
taking a satisfying morning piss
eggs and blini are tasty tbh
the old man who lives next door has started smoking again so i may look into stealing some of his cigarettes
smoking is bad for you, i'm doing him a favor
i've recently taken up sudoku, so i'll do a couple of those with breakfast
i'm on an upswing right now and actually kind of enjoying life for the time being. within a few weeks i'll be a depressed mess again, so i'm enjoying it for now.

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

What gets you outta bed every morning?
Well I decided that I would improve myself slowly over time. I started by working out every day after I eat breakfast. I lost 40 pounds, and gained lots of muscle. I also started making other changes(quit watching porn, quit drugs, quit alcohol). Then one day some missionaries knocked on my door to talk to me about God.

Their timing was about as perfect as it could be, given that I was trying to improve myself. I met with them as much as possible for a while, and decided to join the church. Now my life is completely different than it was. It still hasn't gotten much easier to get out of bed, but now I have people expecting me to do things. Overall my life is a bit harder now because I actually have to do things, but things are easier to deal with I guess. At least feel like I'm on the right path, as opposed to how things used to be.

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

Good for you! Be proud of yourself, user!

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

seriously needing to piss
wanting a smoke
my alarm being a cunt in the other room
needing to go to work to wageslave my life away

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

Thanks, I am proud of what I have managed to accomplish so far. Still feels like there's a long way to go, but I won't give up now.

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

Some shitbirds making noise and waking me up.

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

I fucking hate that

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

i hate it too when some shitbirds wakes me up inside

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

within a few weeks i'll be a depressed mess again
You found a new gf?

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

anime shitposting

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

what?
i'm on an upswing right now
i've noticed that i cycle through being depressed and feeling good about life. for a good few weeks i'll get a set of bizarre feelings that i would call depression if i was a tumblr-tier faggot. what it really is is laying under my covers, oriented backwards on the bed, with the gentle light of the /late/ catalog coming from my computer, listening to Mazzy Star and eating a Mounds bar at 4:00am. it's also listening to Death Grips on full volume and punching the concrete walls of my basement. it's also fantasizing about being a school shooter even though i'm way past high-school, just enjoying the weird emotion that comes with it. you get the idea. i often think about my past during these times. how my childhood is gone, how i could have done things differently in middle school and highschool, all that nonsense. the thing is, this never actually feels bad. i enjoy it. it's kind of a pleasant melancholy.

but then i'll feel really good about life for a few weeks. i'll get plenty of sleep, eat healthy, sometimes start exercising. i enjoy mornings and i enjoy the outdoors. this often comes with a strange combination of listening to classic rock and vaporwave (not at the same time), as well as being interested in political stuff and news.

then after a few weeks of that it's back to the pit of comfortable sadness. it's been going like that for probably a year now, maybe 9 months?
i kind of like it.

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

You probably acquired cat parasites. Cats bury their poop for a reason.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

needing to pee

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

eh, maybe.
the increased testosterone and decreased conscientiousness sound about right, but the effects on proper mood sound minimal. i get the impression that it's not related.

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

Work, girlfriend, university, friends

I am the normie that you all hate and I have been using imageboards since 2007 suck shit

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

Enjoy the train ride and work

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

videoh gaems and food

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

Nothing.
I hate my mom I hate my brothers and I hate my step father I usually call him by his name to show my disrespect.
Only get up to feed my dog and cats after that I just don't have any motivation to do anything.

Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

bathroom, coffee, smokes, breakfast is great, standard stuff.
the early-morning aesthetic is amazing.
funny enough i just got into sudoku too.

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

knowing that i'm semi-attractive and have been asked out two times this month which is a record for me since about 3-4 years ago

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

kek

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

STO gots a sweet vorgon carrier this summer event. Need dem risan gibs and lolnuts. Fucking federation is shit in carriers so this helps.

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