While you have to date an ugly girl 17 times and put up with her millenial thor...

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

While you have to date an ugly girl 17 times and put up with her millenial thor behavior in order to get into her panties, others actually get to enjoy the pleasant aspects of female nature without having to do much for it.

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

if Dan is 5'9, how tall are these chicks?

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

ok

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

millenial thor behavior
like growing a beard and carrying a hammer?

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

thoTTTT

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

His daddy gave him millions to hide it from the government. It's questionable if his businesses and gambling earn any profit. He pays std ridden whores to show up and fuck him. Then he posts pictures because he's dying for internet approval. It's sad.

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

I dunno. A lot of ugly girls grow beards. I reckon OP was right the first time.

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

While you drink water others drink soda.

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

While you piss standing others piss sitting down.

John Watson
John Watson

drinking soda is retarded

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

While you drive others pedal

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

That was rather poetic user

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

While you swim others exercise.

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

Soda is for niggers. Real men should only drink one of 4 things

water, coffee, tea, or alcohol.

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

While you talk others whisper

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

While you shitpost others lurk

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

anybody can hire a couple of prostitutes

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

don't forget vaginal juices

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

There is no 'Real men' idiot, are you saying men who drink soda become ghosts??

Ethan James
Ethan James

Vaginal juices are laced with estrogen, all an elaborate conspiracy to steal our gains.

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

There is no 'Real men' idiot, are you saying men who drink soda become ghosts??
They become niggers.

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

While you watch others act.

Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

While you jerk off others jerk on.

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

can't afford enough food to get swole
can't apply for mo government gibs for a few months
no jobs
tfw you will always be a 120 lb 6' lanklet with bad social skills

In this sense, would it be fair to blame Jews for me not having a gf?

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

get a job

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

defending (((blizerian)))
somehow bringing jews into this
do you summerfags have to ruin everything?

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

You can always use discord and at least fill yourself with some pics

discord….gg/aQm5zED

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

Death awaits those who join discord

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

This is truth.

Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

This is pretty cheesy and gay tbh

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

Aboot yay tall.

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

Not to mention wrong.

Tyler Carter
Tyler Carter

I have to say I would if nobody found out.

Ethan Gonzalez
Ethan Gonzalez

Nobody will find out! She hides easily inside a drawer.

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

steroids
manlet
all kinds of STDs
accomplish nothing in life and die alone and empty
your only real attraction is not yourself but your money.

living the dream BRO

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

the part about women is just fucking retarded.
women are not your equal, thats not how biology works. how the fuck do people not understand this.

and Im not saying "hate women", you don't "hate" a dog when it barks, its normal. understand how women work and you understand why they shouldn't have political power. and THEN we can start cooperating with women again.

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

Bump

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

She hides easily inside a drawer.
ayyyyyy

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

"Some people are born with it… some people are Jews"

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

tea

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

kek

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