Weirdest places you beat off

Amtrak train. I am no longer allowed on Amtrak.

>>>/nofap/

Go back to reddit faggot.

on a buss toilet :D not proud

college bathroom before my final exam.
not sure why, i just felt the urge to rub one off.

worst fap of my life, but it was relaxing for some reason

Probably in the crawlspace of a customer's house..

>She gives a faint smile and says Oh hi user, didnt expect to see you here!
>Oh hey, I was just at our place, I think you left some stuff there
>Yeah you did too so I thought I might aswell
>I sure left something there, you can keep it if you want
>Haha yeah I guess I will if you dont want it

an angry voicemail later informed me she didnt want it

wait, i have a weirdest one.
in the parking lot of a hospital.

when i was 14, my dad used to go to a hospital every Monday at 10am.
i had to go with him and wait in the car, usually for more than an hour.

there was that beautiful girl that came at the same time, looks young abut 23, probably a med student.
my dad would always park the car in the same spot and she would always pass next to me.

i had a crush on her, and used to pull my dick out and rub one in the car, hoping she would see me and maybe help.

that never happened, but i think she saw my dick few times.

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top fucking kek

so who cares?

In the living room while my little sister was too preoccupied watching television

KENNEDI CHECK'EM

CHECK EM

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what was she watching?

jewish propaganda

School playground with some stolen panties. Was just a horny 6th grader.

I just remembered I did the same thing when I was 16. She was less than 5 feet away from me, preoccupied with her laptop, and we were only separated by a thin curtain while I had 32 inches of gay furshit on display while stealth fapping.

spongebob i think, I was like 13 at the time and just discovering fapping

My little sister's toybox.

Kek. Although there were some cute middle schoolers…
Supervisor is 4 years older than me

I was once jerking off to moldy porn mags in a filthy sewer when a fucking rainstorm came out of nowhere and almost drowned me. I swallowed a fuckton of shit of the climbout, but looking back it was pretty erotic.

why didn't you take the magazines out of the sewer and use them somewhere more peaceful in the first place

Leave it to a leaf to have no fucking sense of common courtesy.

Inside the classroom during a test.

The flood likely washed it away anyway you retarded burger. You might as well have preserved the pages for future goo sessions. Pass it down a few generations if you're so concerned about communal spanking

My psychologist waiting room (I was 16).
I was alone, the woman before me was crying so loud I could hear her, I was bored and I saw a pussy on a people's magazine.
So I open up my pants and get a good wank, ejaculated between the pages.
Never been caught, still laughing evilly rethinking about it.

There's a fucking grate at the outlet into the main channel, presumably to keep out hobos (they get in anyway, there's a fucking colony of them down there. Which was why I started panicking when the pipe filled with water. There's no way that the magazines ever actually got through that grate. (I never returned to that spot, changing my preferable spot to a storm drain a ways away. And even if the magazines had washed away, you could just buy more from the hobos, those fuckers have the biggest collection I've ever seen)

Mile high club for me.

My youth experiences did not involve a communal homeless jerk off storm drain. I'm slightly jealous. Any other tales to tell?

High school bathroom
I came in the toilet
It was ok

3 hours? Time to put down the Viagra.

Family vacation, had a room to myself. Cam all over a black cushioned chair.

Hid it with a pillow but I'm sure it has been clean now.

1. The water fill of a coffee maker in a hotel room.

2. The battery compartment of the tv remote in the same hotel room.

3. inside the safe in the same room.

4. The ice machine down the hall from the same room.
and finally right before i left. I came in a cup and poured in into the spicket of the drinking fountain in the lobby of the same hotel. It was a very cummy 2 days in saint louis MS. last year.

Nothing really entertaining except for the fact that the hobos sold amphetamine. Kept me up and jerking off (in the fucking storm drain for that matter) for an entire weekend. It started raining about 12 hours in, but I didn't really care because there wasn't too much and the detritus that it washed down the drain felt good when smeared all over my dick.

You know it is precisely because of these threads and the retarded anons that get caught red handed in the worst places possible that I'm too paranoid to even think of masturbating anywhere but my room with the windows shut, blinds closed and door locked

Fucking hell user

New Jersey

I fap on my little sisters feet when she sleeps

-after school library was closed and well locked up at night, in some dark and random classroom to /gif/
-in a busy pharmacy parking lot at night in the car
-crouched behind a young girl sleeping on a couch, she was like 12 at the time and I was 15
2 years later I was getting a hand job from her and finished myself off in the middle of some community little league field right on pitcher's mound
-in the second twin bed in a shady motel room watching Elektra while my dad was asleep in the other bed next to me
-friend's pool with two other dudes, one dude doing the same thing
-graveyard

In my mom's minivan as we drove home

Noyce

Mine would be in a choir loft at a large inner city church… came all over the back of a pew.

My back yard, friends' bathrooms, over my sleeping little sister's bare ass, you know, the usual

user you are a genius

this one time I was on the ride back from a family trip. Whole family was in the car. I woke up and couldnt get back to sleep. Everyone apart from the driver was asleep though. So I rubbed one out really quietly under the blanket

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I have to draw a picture for this.
You can't see up from neither the street nor any of the houses and there were many people in their back yards. Somehow the idea of those people being unable to see me yet me being in the same "room" as them turned me on. I dunno, I was 12 at the time.

Americans are hilarious

That bathroom of a Christian fraternity.

Fapped in the back of math class to gabby hudson

Sometimes when I was at the library I would ejaculate onto pages of the Encyclopedia Britannica. I felt like I was erasing history by making the pages stick together.

Oh well I have done it in a public park in the public transportation metro and even under a desk in school in class.

kek. Genius

I used to cum inside my little sister's teddy bear