So I saw this picture on a forum the other day and it said "what would you do if you woke up to this?" And the first guy who commented really pissed me off. He said that he would be pissed as hell and that he would make her clean it up and hope it doesn't stain because "that shits nasty".
Are you kidding me??
If I had a girlfriend and woke up to this I would run to the bathroom, turn on a nice warm shower, wake her up and tell her to get undressed and have her sit in the shower for as long as she needed, take the blankets off of the bed and throw them and her clothes in the wash, get her some new clean clothes and a towel and throw them in the dryer for like 5 minutes so when she gets out she can be warm. And then I would make her a hot cup of tea and bring her as much junk food as she wanted. I would cuddle her, I would play with her hair, and I would give her endless massages.
"That shit" is not nasty. That is normal. That is life.
Nicholas Sanders
fantastic, did you copy that straight from facebook?
Camden Richardson
>>>/faggot/
Jackson Morris
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Charles Bell
No, it just kind of pissed me off that someone (obviously a virgin manchild) would be so misogynistic on a public forum like that.
Dylan Watson
You sound like an actual faggot
Brayden Morgan
first guy is absolutely correct. if she doesn't take the necessary preparations to prevent bleeding through her clothes, she should have to clean it up.
Brandon Jackson
Sometimes things happen that we don't plan for, they are called accidents, which is a concept that a mature person is able to comprehend.
Chase Phillips
someone say accident?
Hudson Ross
I agree. If I shit the bed, my girlfriend should not yell at me, but instead should jump at this opportunity to serve me. She should run me a nice warm bath and clean my shit splattered sheets/clothes while I splash around in my bubble bath.
Isaac Reyes
i hate women tbh
Adrian Nelson
yeah. so when your gf calls you in a panic because she ran over a niglet on her way to the store while posting on fb at the wheel, wat do you do?
Gabriel Reed
wtf why is the bed all wet?
Ryan Thompson
she passed out, pissed on it so i kicked her out and she shat on the floor
Caleb Sullivan
OP is such a white knight. he'll defend any girl that poops her pants i bet
Andrew King
While I was fucking an ex gf years ago she pooped a little while sexing. I stopped, made up an excuse as a reason to leave and didn't text for two days.Never told her the reason why I did it, never brought it up again but she knew…she knew…
Dominic Ward
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Jason Flores
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Jordan Butler
thanks user
Brody Nguyen
steamy shit slime
Easton Hernandez
Isn't this copypasta?
Chase Miller
the menstrual period is quite punctual, and can easily be prepped for in advance. literally no excuse for that girl to bleed in bed.
Matthew Brown
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Grayson Rodriguez
should've fucked her first.
she's dead
Kevin Cook
I like FaceBook too.
Parker Davis
Right because you're very mature if you shit the bed and make someone else clean it up.
Nathaniel Williams
Nope, that's her period and she forgot to use a period pad before going to sleep.
Oliver Long
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Adrian Reed
I remember liking the photo when it appeared on my feed, dickhead.
Grayson Carter
Poor fucker can't even get a full boner
Bentley Gray
you're funny user the only situation where i show some kind of empathy would be if i achieved the girl lately. any girl you're having longer than 2 weeks should be treated like shit or they become spoiled
Camden Diaz
i don't think anyone could get a boner from the idea of porking an 80 year old woman