I ate my own cum. Tastes exactly like raw egg whites. I even cracked an egg open just to taste test, and there's virtually no discernible difference. I'm kinda disappointed, tbh. I'd always imagined it would have a sharp, bitter and salty flavor, kinda like salt and vinegar seasoning or tears, but it was pretty weak and oily, overall.
How does your seed taste, Holla Forums?
Owen Myers
It changes according to diet. Most will be bitter and salty but a diet full of fruities will actually produce sweet tasting semen.
Dylan Smith
I once ate chili and my cum smelled spicy,true story.
Landon Hill
I'm too chicken to do it, I just imagine all the little sperms swimming all over my tongue
Nathaniel Hall
I just stuck my tongue in it to start. It's not a pleasant texture, admittedly, it's something like eating warm phlegm or stale snot.
Cooper Walker
Every time you nut anywhere but your wife's vagina, you are committing a mortal sin.
Jackson Ortiz
Just shoot your load straight into your mouth.
Joshua Carter
Or meet woman, holy fuck ,Holla Forums…
Grayson Anderson
my precum tastes like boogers…never tasted cum but it's probably similar. could be worse
Blake Price
This what I'd like to achieve, but it's a very testing feat when my phimosis funnel angles 45° downward to the left and greatly hampers the velocity of my ejaculant.
Ayden Reed
Like harvest fresh strawberries of a midsummer evening.
Grayson White
You shouldn't be munching strawberry seeds, you fucking skid. They contain bits of cyanide and will give you kidney stones.
James Martinez
It would be cool if we could have a tasting contest and see who on Holla Forums has the best tasting sperm, no homo
Jackson Howard
You're thinking of apple seeds and rhubarb, respectively.
Eat my jizz, fuccboi.
Gabriel Nelson
That's the most exciting part to think about
Lincoln Evans
Fine, but please keep pic related fresh in your fading mind when you're convulsing on the floor, foaming at the mouth and pissing blood all over yourself. You can always send me some. Does cum spoil?
My negro right here.
Cooper Harris
At room temperature and higher, yes, but it can be frozen and sent with dry ice.
Landon Stewart
Are you even trying to have fun in life?
Grayson Adams
I want to see if it tastes different when I eat a bunch of sweet fruit like watermelon is it normal for my throat to itch after swallowing it?
Logan Ramirez
How itchy? Can you even be allergic to your own semen? Maybe it's just really acidic.
Nolan Phillips
Just a little tingle that goes away fast. Doubt I'm allergic to it.
Nicholas Thomas
oh great…
Juan Price
Personally I got a sore throat from eating my own cum once, ever since then I've decided to drink a glass of water after taking my cum supplement.
Caleb Rivera
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Charles Perez
Implying there's anything gay about tasting your own cum.
Dominic Richardson
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Hudson Smith
Seems natural to me…. but then again, I am a pro wrestler!
Lucas Gutierrez
my cum tastes like fat
Owen Ward
I jizz in my mouth all the time. It's a great way to save kleenex paper and have a healthy protein snack on the cheap.
Levi Morales
So you eat boogers too?
John Moore
You don't? normalfag get out
Lucas Perez
Wew. Everybody, and I mean fucking everybody eats their boogers from time to time. Every last man, woman and child, normalfag or not. Don't kid yourselves.