The only thing I can say I even do with consistent frequency (aka hobby) is finding things online so I can use to masturbate with.
Back in HS there was a girl who enjoyed making baked goods. Had lots of friends. Very nice. Charming. She would take special requests for money. Her treats were that good
Knew a guy who was into photography. He was shit at it but it was his off-time passion. I hated his guts because he was an ugly motherfucker but women ate that shit up if he said if they could model for him. And youd see a stupid bitch posing near a fucking dumpster for him. He works at some Museim now and his job is to edit photos or some shit
Knew another guy into hard drugs. And even that is a hobby. He would trip on acid and think of a bunch of weird shit. Years later all the weird shit are characters and he writes books or something and sells online to a few of his dedicated fans.
But me? I cant make friends by jerking off. I cant make money doing this. It isnt helping me better myself
Seriously… how the FUCK do people find a useful skill to pick up that they love
be a camwhore. yes men can do it too. you may have to get /fit/ first, though. maybe, in pursuit of being a camwhore, you will begin to enjoy the act of exercise so much that it will consume you, and you'll have found a new hobby in that? just fucking do shit, and by "shit" i mean that you should make time to practice something each day.
I can make pretty alright chicken noodle soup, and I play video games and watch anime.
Julian Robinson
sorry, but it doesn't count if you just add boiling water into the noodle cup
Caleb Campbell
YES IT FUCKING DOES
Aaron Walker
I don't do that, I cut up fresh chicken breasts, onion, carrots, celery, and make my own broth.
Anthony Bennett
no mushrooms?
Ryan Ross
Chicken, celery, carrots, onions, and egg noodles are the only solid bits in it. No mushrooms.
Liam Brooks
weird
Matthew Adams
No, mushrooms are weird in chicken noodle soup.
Camden Williams
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Ryan Campbell
Weird
Asher Reed
those are some tasty looking soups
Joshua Turner
tbh I should also find a hobby
Robert Rogers
I brew beer and cider. It's really easy to get into and nice payoff.
As far as skills go, I can program PLC's and do electronics shit.
Samuel Jones
who is she.. i would like to fap to her 2 minutes from now and fapping 60 minutes from 2 minutes from now.. pleasse
Robert Scott
DATAMINE THREAD
David Johnson
I am a pretty good autocad draftsman.
2d not 3d
I will have to learn 3d soon, but not yet.
I prefer small mechanical drawings with tight tolerances to large system layouts.
Isaiah Scott
The only life skills you need.
Easton Scott
Oh no. They are going to know we like animu and chicken soup.
Mason Evans
Is this the best argument you have sheeple? Quiet down unless your IQ is above 100.
Easton Brooks
It was joke you fag.
Alexander Bailey
Does calculus/discrete mathematics count?
Elijah Anderson
please be my personal chef in four, five years, I am working my way up to a job that will pay me nicely
Ethan Smith
3D CAD is easier than 2D tbh. It sound counterintuitive, but the brain is better at dealing with real word objects which 3D more closely resembles.
Leo Allen
tfw you think you had something useful but ends up thinking about it more than 10 mins and can't write anything
Lucas Murphy
Tbh, you might like to get into porn game design. If you jerk off as much as you claim, you probly got some detailed fantasies in you. Use those to make a text based porn game or something and you'll have NEETs throwing patreon bucks at you.
Gavin White
Are you stupid?
Elijah Barnes
designing porn situation =/= masturbating to any fetish porn
trust me, I was worked on hentai doujin translator and no one could figured out how to write erotic lines, despite being some kind of porndumpster sauce community
I am going to pick up sewing pretty soon. So I can improve and later make my own costumes for fantasy fairs.
If you wanna find a hobby, first find something you actually like doing.
Parker Perez
Fenoxo made $100,000 off one of his games that was never finished.
this guy patreon.com/viperv made over $20,000 over the course of a couple years while only putting out 1 playable demo with 1 sex scene and then making a bunch of promises. Albeit, his project is much bigger and includes animation. And look around for yourself to see how much fucking breeding season makes.
NEETS often get disability checks and nothing to spend them on. Furfags especially are basically a money pit as long as you make something they're interested in.
Unfortunately, the furry thing is basically a prerequisite as non furfags have plenty of porn and less desire to gamify it
Michael Long
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Brandon Butler
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Ayden Hernandez
Don't care faggot, fantasy fairs are awesome. And loads of hot women in awesome costumes (also lots of furries, but whatever).
Ethan King
Sup faggot
Robert Edwards
Not much, how about you nigger?
Asher Jenkins
How is that possible? Do you have no imagination? Have you never watched a porn scene and thought to yourself "it would be so much hotter if they did this instead?"
Hell, I personally have a ton of fantasies that I've yet to see very well implemented in porn. Maybe the dialogue would be harder to accomplish but as anyone who advertises on porn sites knows, people's critical thinking skills go down the drain once their dick gets wet.
Wyatt King
Are you male or do you just pretend to be?
WTF is "dicks get wet" ?? I have never had my dick get wet in all my life
I've had it fucking get hard. Get erect. Go rigid
BUT WET!???
holy shit you stupid motherfucker PUSSY gets wet you dumb shit
Austin Davis
datamine thread
Jordan Perry
Lube you retard.
Justin Foster
only filthy Jews need lube to masturbate
Parker Sanchez
So your precum never lubricates your dick before ejaculation?
Samuel Reed
Typically, no
The only time I ever get ejaculate or "precum" on my hands is after I'm finished and sometimes it all doesn't catch in my tissue
You are fucking doing it wrong if you are getting fucking precum everywhere
you stupid slut
Parker Sanchez
I like making pointless posts.
Joshua Gomez
I produce a fuckton of precum that coats my penis. Feels great.
Justin Barnes
It should be slowly leaking out almost constantly while you stroke. There might be something wrong with your prostate, bro. I'm circumcised and I only need a few rubs to get myself lubed up. It's a small amount that makes great lube. It doesn't "get everywhere" it just stays on my hand and dick.
Grayson Garcia
stop fucking posting you sick fuck
nobody wants to hear about your fucking leaky dick that squirts precum everywhere
are you some kind of closet faggot or something?
or are you doing this just to get the attention of our new trap mod?
Hunter Scott
You're the one that evidently doesn't know how dicks work. I'm just trying to enlighten you.
Cooper Foster
How many more pools do we have to close? How many more meme wars do we have to win? How many more White Houses?
It'll come out better if you use thighs and legs. Fat = flavor you low t faggot.
Wyatt Hall
Dicks getting wet = inserting your penis into a wet vagina. If anyone says it's about masturbating then they never got their dick wet.
Cameron Stewart
The term "get my dick wet" means having sex (or getting oral). The colloquialism wasn't a concern for me as I wrote that post. The whole point I was getting across is that, while someone is getting sexual pleasure (either through sex or masturbation) they tend to lose cognitive function. This is why porn sites are filled with ads for shitty products that obviously won't work or guides with no valuable information. It's also why porn dialogue (the actual topic in question) is always shit but no one cares.
Fuck, I'd ask if you guys were autistic but then I remembered where I was.
Dylan Lee
lol what a fucking loser
Jaxson Rivera
This reminds me. Where is the weekend sticky?
Sebastian Green
Well, I like to sometimes go out into the great wilderness and spend the night outside. I'm pretty good at starting fires with nothing but friction.
Wyatt Bailey
shitposting is both a skill and hobby
Mason Cox
May I suggest that you pick up literacy as a skill? After that, you may find picking up other hobbies and skills a lot easier.