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Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

Does anyone here know a skill or have a hobby?

The only thing I can say I even do with consistent frequency (aka hobby) is finding things online so I can use to masturbate with.

Back in HS there was a girl who enjoyed making baked goods. Had lots of friends. Very nice. Charming. She would take special requests for money. Her treats were that good

Knew a guy who was into photography. He was shit at it but it was his off-time passion. I hated his guts because he was an ugly motherfucker but women ate that shit up if he said if they could model for him. And youd see a stupid bitch posing near a fucking dumpster for him. He works at some Museim now and his job is to edit photos or some shit

Knew another guy into hard drugs. And even that is a hobby. He would trip on acid and think of a bunch of weird shit. Years later all the weird shit are characters and he writes books or something and sells online to a few of his dedicated fans.

But me?
I cant make friends by jerking off. I cant make money doing this. It isnt helping me better myself

Seriously…
how the FUCK do people find a useful skill to pick up that they love

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hobbies
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David Wood
David Wood

I cant make friends by jerking off
be a camwhore. yes men can do it too. you may have to get /fit/ first, though. maybe, in pursuit of being a camwhore, you will begin to enjoy the act of exercise so much that it will consume you, and you'll have found a new hobby in that? just fucking do shit, and by "shit" i mean that you should make time to practice something each day.

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

http://mysexywrestlingdivas.freeforums.net/

William Thomas
William Thomas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hobbies

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

I'm a good dataminer.

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

I can make pretty alright chicken noodle soup, and I play video games and watch anime.

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

I can make pretty alright chicken noodle soup
sorry, but it doesn't count if you just add boiling water into the noodle cup

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

YES IT FUCKING DOES

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

I don't do that, I cut up fresh chicken breasts, onion, carrots, celery, and make my own broth.

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

no mushrooms?

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

Chicken, celery, carrots, onions, and egg noodles are the only solid bits in it. No mushrooms.

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

weird

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

No, mushrooms are weird in chicken noodle soup.

Ryan Campbell
Ryan Campbell

Weird

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

those are some tasty looking soups

Joshua Turner
Joshua Turner

tbh I should also find a hobby

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

I brew beer and cider. It's really easy to get into and nice payoff.

As far as skills go, I can program PLC's and do electronics shit.

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

who is she.. i would like to fap to her 2 minutes from now and fapping 60 minutes from 2 minutes from now.. pleasse

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

DATAMINE THREAD

David Johnson
David Johnson

I am a pretty good autocad draftsman.

2d not 3d

I will have to learn 3d soon, but not yet.

I prefer small mechanical drawings with tight tolerances to large system layouts.

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

The only life skills you need.

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

Oh no. They are going to know we like animu and chicken soup.
the face when all my future ads are Campbell soup

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

Is this the best argument you have sheeple? Quiet down unless your IQ is above 100.

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

It was joke you fag.

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

Does calculus/discrete mathematics count?

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

please be my personal chef in four, five years, I am working my way up to a job that will pay me nicely

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

3D CAD is easier than 2D tbh. It sound counterintuitive, but the brain is better at dealing with real word objects which 3D more closely resembles.

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

tfw you think you had something useful but ends up thinking about it more than 10 mins and can't write anything

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

degenerate porn seeker
Tbh, you might like to get into porn game design. If you jerk off as much as you claim, you probly got some detailed fantasies in you. Use those to make a text based porn game or something and you'll have NEETs throwing patreon bucks at you.

Gavin White
Gavin White

neets
throwing money
Are you stupid?

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

designing porn situation =/= masturbating to any fetish porn

trust me, I was worked on hentai doujin translator and no one could figured out how to write erotic lines, despite being some kind of porndumpster sauce community

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

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Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

I am going to pick up sewing pretty soon. So I can improve and later make my own costumes for fantasy fairs.

If you wanna find a hobby, first find something you actually like doing.

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

Fenoxo made $100,000 off one of his games that was never finished.

this guy https://www.patreon.com/viperv made over $20,000 over the course of a couple years while only putting out 1 playable demo with 1 sex scene and then making a bunch of promises. Albeit, his project is much bigger and includes animation.
And look around for yourself to see how much fucking breeding season makes.

NEETS often get disability checks and nothing to spend them on. Furfags especially are basically a money pit as long as you make something they're interested in.

Unfortunately, the furry thing is basically a prerequisite as non furfags have plenty of porn and less desire to gamify it

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

dolphin

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

Don't care faggot, fantasy fairs are awesome. And loads of hot women in awesome costumes (also lots of furries, but whatever).

Ethan King
Ethan King

Sup faggot

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

Not much, how about you nigger?

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

How is that possible? Do you have no imagination? Have you never watched a porn scene and thought to yourself "it would be so much hotter if they did this instead?"

Hell, I personally have a ton of fantasies that I've yet to see very well implemented in porn. Maybe the dialogue would be harder to accomplish but as anyone who advertises on porn sites knows, people's critical thinking skills go down the drain once their dick gets wet.

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

skills go down the drain once their dick gets wet
Are you male or do you just pretend to be?

WTF is "dicks get wet" ??
I have never had my dick get wet in all my life

I've had it fucking get hard. Get erect. Go rigid

BUT WET!???

holy shit you stupid motherfucker
PUSSY gets wet you dumb shit

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

datamine thread

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

Lube you retard.

Justin Foster
Justin Foster

only filthy Jews need lube to masturbate

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

So your precum never lubricates your dick before ejaculation?

Samuel Reed
Samuel Reed

Typically, no

The only time I ever get ejaculate or "precum" on my hands is after I'm finished and sometimes it all doesn't catch in my tissue

You are fucking doing it wrong if you are getting fucking precum everywhere

you stupid slut

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

I like making pointless posts.

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

I produce a fuckton of precum that coats my penis. Feels great.

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

The only time I ever get ejaculate or "precum" on my hands is after I'm finished and sometimes it all doesn't catch in my tissue
It should be slowly leaking out almost constantly while you stroke. There might be something wrong with your prostate, bro. I'm circumcised and I only need a few rubs to get myself lubed up.
You are fucking doing it wrong if you are getting fucking precum everywhere
It's a small amount that makes great lube. It doesn't "get everywhere" it just stays on my hand and dick.

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

stop fucking posting you sick fuck

nobody wants to hear about your fucking leaky dick that squirts precum everywhere

are you some kind of closet faggot or something?

or are you doing this just to get the attention of our new trap mod?

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

You're the one that evidently doesn't know how dicks work. I'm just trying to enlighten you.

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

he thinks shitposting isn't a skill
How many more pools do we have to close? How many more meme wars do we have to win? How many more White Houses?

Exporkt us.

Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

My hobby is making lists like that.

Jaxon Turner
Jaxon Turner

well then do I have a treat for you:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

Thanks, user. BRB, cumming.

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

It'll come out better if you use thighs and legs. Fat = flavor you low t faggot.

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

Dicks getting wet = inserting your penis into a wet vagina. If anyone says it's about masturbating then they never got their dick wet.

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

The term "get my dick wet" means having sex (or getting oral). The colloquialism wasn't a concern for me as I wrote that post. The whole point I was getting across is that, while someone is getting sexual pleasure (either through sex or masturbation) they tend to lose cognitive function. This is why porn sites are filled with ads for shitty products that obviously won't work or guides with no valuable information. It's also why porn dialogue (the actual topic in question) is always shit but no one cares.

Fuck, I'd ask if you guys were autistic but then I remembered where I was.

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

he enjoys spending his Friday with autistic people

lol what a fucking loser

Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

This reminds me. Where is the weekend sticky?

Sebastian Green
Sebastian Green

Well, I like to sometimes go out into the great wilderness and spend the night outside.
I'm pretty good at starting fires with nothing but friction.

Wyatt Bailey
Wyatt Bailey

shitposting is both a skill and hobby

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

Museim

May I suggest that you pick up literacy as a skill? After that, you may find picking up other hobbies and skills a lot easier.

William Wilson
William Wilson

tru dat

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