Octopus is the official animal of Holla Forums

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

Octopus is the official animal of Holla Forums.

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

one of the tentacles is a dicc

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

WRONG!

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

This tbh

Liam Hall
Liam Hall

sup fam

William Barnes
William Barnes

Why not a Seahorse?

Seahorses can change gender when necessary and males often have sex with other males and swallow their sperm. Then, if culture permits, it transforms into a female and carries that male's babies

Seems fitting for us

Luis White
Luis White

Seahorses can change gender when necessary and males often have sex with other males and swallow their sperm. Then, if culture permits, it transforms into a female and carries that male's babies

That has to be the most naturally degenerate thing I've heard today.

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

then that means our new mod should like it

Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall

babby's first nature?

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

I agree.

Cameron Thompson
Cameron Thompson

I floated this idea when we had a 'make a religion' thread. Octopuses are cool.

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

The Anglerfish is the official animal of Holla Forums
ugly as hell
lives alone
lives all his life with only a light in front of his face, can be a metaphor for a computer screen
the only other fish he does attract, he selfishly uses them for his own needs

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

What about a giant squid?
8 tentacles (2 arms aren't used that much and you usually can't see them)
will probably die if they leave deep water
will definitely die if they have sex
nothing to life but thinking and eating
blush if they flustered

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

The endangered loli is our /b/oard mascot, please check with local wildlife agencies for precautions when encountering one.

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

Lolis face too many environmental challenges. That's why I'm making it my personal responsability to domesticate and breed all of the loli I see outside. Domestic lolis are better than no lolis at all.

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

Nah. It can't be. Doesn't make sense.
It obviously has sex

How else does it reproduce to make other Anglerfish?

Totally not Holla Forums

Jaxon Williams
Jaxon Williams

SPERM are now our official mascot

Jose Jenkins
Jose Jenkins

Silly mortals,Great Cthulhu is the board totem and mascot

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

I agree it's Octupus.

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

Let's not get off track here.
Official mascot is different than official animal.
Holla Forums's official mascot has always been pepe.
And unless I am mistaken, our official animal has always been sort of a toss up between niggers and jews.

John Parker
John Parker

tasty

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

I always knew it would come in handy one day.

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

nice

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

Fuck pepe. He's co-opted by normalfags as well as polacks and stale. He would've been replaced years ago and should have but every time someone has tried to do something new it got forced and became shit. Anyone posting >sadfrogmeme in >currentyear should be gassed. As soon as you see him posted you know instantly that the post it's attached to is going to be the most unoriginal thing you've read all day.

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

Fuck pepe. He's co-opted by normalfags as well as polacks and stale. He would've been replaced years ago and should have but every time someone has tried to do something new it got forced and became shit. Anyone posting >sadfrogmeme in >currentyear should be gassed. As soon as you see him posted you know instantly that the post it's attached to is going to be the most unoriginal thing you've read all day.

Everything you have said is true, but none of it changes the reality of the matter. Yes, Pepe is played out, but as far as the internet is concerned he is our mascot, just like that gay little alien is reddit's.

every time someone has tried to do something new it got forced and became shit.
And that is the other reason this octopus thing isn't going to work. It is being forced. If it happened spontaneously because we had some spontaneous and creative threads here, then there would be no need to have the discussion. But we don't. So it can't happen here. The only mascot animal that could possibly befit this site anymore is a dung beetle.

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

/pol/ is bad
Haha, sure thing kiddo.

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

datamining

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

Now where you do I file this…

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

8?

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

you're all wrong.
it should be pandas.
really fat
dark circles around eyes
lives alone for entire life, just eating and sleeping
literally too fat and autistic to even have sex on the rare occurrence they do find a mate

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

Every angler that looks like what you'd recognize as an angler is female. The male anglerfish is a tiny thing that can't do anything except seek out a female, bite her underside, fuse to it, and melt away until he is nothing but a set of balls that she can use to inseminate herself. Some female anglers may be seen with multiple sets of balls hanging from their undersides. So no, anglers technically don't ever have sex.

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