What is best pet? I want to get a dog but rabbits look pretty cute

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

What is best pet? I want to get a dog but rabbits look pretty cute.

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Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

DATAMINE THREAD

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

Me

Jose Baker
Jose Baker

Fuck you meming faggots I just wanted to talk about cute pets.

John King
John King

Datamine meme is just a template insult that retarded basement goblins use when they can't find a reason to tell you to go to reddit. It's best to disregard them, all shitposting is considered template or bait threads, and all serious threads for discussion and questions are disregarded as being datamining threads, it's hard to tell whether or not they're just trolling or retarded, but either way the proper reaction is ignoring them.

To answer your question: in my honest opinion Maine Coon cats are the best. They are the largest and most mentally doglike cat, they are a lot more playful and loving than typical other cat breeds. I live across the street from somebody who has one and I've seen it sprint around their yard and the cul-de-sac chasing a tennis ball exaclty like a dog would. You also get the benefits that cats have over dogs, like them being less annoying making noise all night and being far easier to get to shit where you want.

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

t.butthurt dataminer

Aaron Williams
Aaron Williams

Black Labs are overall best. They need lots of attention… at least one walk per day. They get sad and bored if you ignore them, or if they don't have any friends. They're more like people than niggers are.
They also smile when they're happy, and frown when they're sad. Expressive little fucks, they are. I would recommend a black lab if you don't work fulltime, or if you do have a yard and do 1 half-hour walk a day.
For a low-effort pet, don't get rabbit. They stink and have no souls. Even cats are better than rabbits. Bunnies shit five times their own weight every half hour they fucking suck. They are for eating.

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

Or you can get a jew. They don't come cheap - but they're fun to beat and they are great for baking.

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

I want an Alaskan Malamute.

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

Get you a Mandingo

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

A female nigger

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

rabbits may be cute but they are fragile
do you really want a pet whose back can be permanently injured if you lift it the wrong way?

Ethan Adams
Ethan Adams

Iguanas are pretty cool. Or big lizards
They eat all the pests and vermin in and around your house

The only problem is they like to free roam around the house and they get ornery a lot if they are cold or don't eat so they'll bite you and fuck you up with their tails. Plus, sometimes they may want to sleep in your bed and scare you at night

Other than that they are great for people who hate spiders and rats and other rodents. They will eat them or at the very least scare them off

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

What about tortoises.

Brody White
Brody White

rabbits probably make good food. they pop out children pretty fast and im pretty sure no one complains about you eating your pet rabbits. plus they eat weeds.

dogs make good protection but niggers and jews like to inbreed them. they have a lot of health problems and you have to train 'em.i'd rather pick up a a sturdy mutt than a pure breed tbh. it's not like some bitch will suck ur dick on the spot for 1400 dollar dog .

Christian Wright
Christian Wright

Hi leftypol

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

it's easy to find out healthy breeds

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

Checked

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

We have a mini pig and she is smarter than a dog and has a litter box but can go outside too. She just want to cuddle up all the time too. Felt like she was a good choice for my family and I. Hard to find a good get though that knows about more than farm pigs.

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

Depends on where you live. I personally favor chickens they most. They don't require much room. Even a small house on 1/4 acre is plenty for 4-6 chickens. Cons: they shit everywhere and predators LOVE them to death.

Rabbits are OK, but be prepared to have your arms torn to pieces. Also be prepared for typical strong rodent smells and projectile pissing. I had a couple of rabbits. One ran away because a kid left its cage open and the other died suddenly. Oh and they shit constantly; if you collect it up you can use it as good fertilizer.

Dogs are OK. The one I have is an outside animal but sleeps in the mudroom at night. She's old and sheds like a bitch. They need baths too and shit all over the yard.

Cats are great. Very very low maintenance unless they're an inside cat. They actually don't shit everywhere and never need bathing. Don't do an inside cat. My brother has one; it's obese and it's a constant pain in the ass. My last cat was killed by another stray cat. Shot the stray in the head a few days later.

Plan to get two goats soon.

Andrew Ross
Andrew Ross

Are the goats any good for sex?

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

Don't know yet. I'll let you know…

Austin Martinez
Austin Martinez

i thought /leftypol/ was /pol/ for left handed people. boy was i disappointed.

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

good choice for the family and I
good choice for I
In this case it would have been "family and me".

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

They die young while haveing a shit ton of defects

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

owning a specific breed of cat
kys

Mason Watson
Mason Watson

Virgin detected

Furfag detected

Goon detected

Jeb! Bush detected

Redneck detected

Jim detected

Shitskin detected

Autist detected

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

gave out a bunch of (you)s
didn't give me one
:(

James Hall
James Hall

Attention seeker detected

Michael Wright
Michael Wright

rabbits shit EVERYWHERE

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

detector detected

Robert Long
Robert Long

Rabbits attract the "OOOO so cute" "so adorable" of qt3.14 girls so get the fucking rabbit.
Some indian chick wanted to pet mine. She was giving me the high sign, user.
But I told her to fuck off and leave my damn rabbit alone.

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

Qt is version 5.smething now. I'm more familiar with 4.8 but being suck of 3.14 if just stupid at this point.

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

you fucking retard.
3.14 is pi. The joke: QT3.14 = cutie pie

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

Just no. It should be qtπ. Qt3.14 is an outdated version of Qt.
I guess my confusion is that I don't associate 3.14 with π because it's not even close to a decent approximation.
I guess the 3.14=π meme is a math-ignorant normie thing.

Camden James
Camden James

So will I so we will fit right in together.

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

Normally I would agree with you, the differences between almost every breed of domestic cat are marginal and mostly just for looks. This is not the case with the Maine Coon, its size and behavior stands out significantly from other breeds. Saying that someone should kill themselves over choosing a Maine Coon is like saying the same to someone who chooses a dog breed with a playful and docile attitude because that's what they would prefer.

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

What is best pet?
giraffe

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

liking one dog breed over another makes you a furfag
What

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

Rabbits are for numales. Get a dog

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

rabbit will bite u more, than a dog

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

Huskys, german shepherds and malamutes

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

And what's wrong with those?

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

Rabbits are cool and you know it. Everyone good has pet rabbit these days. If you weren't such a fag you'd have one too.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

Nobody has pet fish anymore?

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

Or pet turtles/tortoises??

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

Dogs are for numales. Get a wolf.

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

Fish are for numales. Get a shark.

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

it's just that they are the most popular breeds to fuck, because they are really sexy

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

What. Why. Furries also drink water, should you stop that too?

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

who said anything about stopping

dog sex is awesome, i'm just explaining the facts

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

Malamutes are for hugging not fugging.

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

just imagine he's hugging you when he wraps his strong, sexy paws firmly around your waist

his warm breath blowing on your neck and ears, the soft fur brushing against your back, his entire weight resting on your body - what's not to love?

Cooper Ortiz
Cooper Ortiz

That's animal abuse you sick fuck.

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

no it's not?

the real abuse is removing parts of the reproductive system of perfectly healthy animals just because you're uncomfortable with your pets displaying sexual behaviours.

Carson Davis
Carson Davis

You like AIDS? That's how you get AIDS.

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

AIDS was contracted by humans handling and eating monkey bushmeat, It had nothing to do with sex initially.

If you are a responsible owner your dog is vaccinated, has yearly health checkups and never go anywhere without you knowing about it. The risk of transmittable disease is so minimal it might as well be non-existent. Our body temperatures and DNA are so different that we are rarely affected by the same diseases.

It's more likely that you end up giving your dog an infection through bad hygiene, especially with female dogs you have to be really careful so you don't end up hurting them.

The only real risk to your own health is having a sudden allergic reaction after you are already full of dog cum like http://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/

Or having your life ruined by the wrong people finding out about your bedroom activities

Evan Price
Evan Price

dogs and rabbits, ffs
ru gay?
get a gorilla.

Connor Morris
Connor Morris

get a pet nigger

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

No, Girraffes are fags, they love to butt fuck each other, not too much of issue but not a pleasant view

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

men are dogs

feminist whores should really see who the bitch is here in the reality, but then again yes user, dogs are dumb, they will hump anything unlike there smart counter parts wolves, in a manner they are like humans, they like sex for sex because they were pretty much breeded to be dumb slaves.

Evan Butler
Evan Butler

Ha Ha Ha Ha faggot you gone too deep into the beastiality fag hole, you dont have any chances to get out of it, you perception has been warped by the faggot power and your white boy mangina has been sissified beyond the repairs of lords, kek

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