Terrible Tinder Story

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

Be me, 22, blonde, 5'11", slim

Living in SoCal

on Tinder because OK cupid is dead

Most profiles are garbage

Bio sections are just emojis

Snapchat filters on webcam, pic taken of
laptop screen instead of screencap

My only matches are the homley-est chicks
I'm willing to fuck

They have no real interests or life-goals

Suddenly

Match with a cute 18yr old christian girl

She messages first, she's only 11mi away

After some conversation she asks if I'd like to come to her house

Ask for pic with timestamp out of fear of catfish

She sends, pic related

Sneak through the window of her grandad's house

We watch anime and nostalgic movies, realize she went to highschool with me-just barely knew her at the time

Fast-forward

We've been dating for a couple months, with eachother constantly, sex is phenomenal, she tells me how much she loves me every day

Starting to get suspicious of her frequently texting male friends, but they live so far away that I just brush it off as me being paranoid

Notice that when she calls one particular friend she always leaves the room

I confront her about it, she tells me he's a child-hood friend -like a brother- and she has to hide that she's with me because if he finds out about us he'll tattle on her to her grandpa- who doesn't want her dating

Whenever they're on the phone they're audibly fighting, insults, nigh yelling into the phone

She comes to me fuming, she blocks his phone number and deletes his contact info

A few days later she calls me from work crying- wont tell me what's wrong over the phone

When I see her she's bawling her eyes out and can barely speak

She tells me her friend killed himself, and that in his suicide note he expressly mentioned her cutting contact as a cause

to be cont.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.borderlinepersonalitytreatment.com/bpd-treatment-compulsive-lying.html
https://www.nature.com/articles/srep01685
Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

She tells me her friend killed himself, and that in his suicide note he expressly mentioned her cutting contact as a cause

Problem solved

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

I only see this working in your favor honestly

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

One of two things happen here
1) She clings to you more, if you're not a complete autist then she'll embrace her love for you more
2) She blames you and goes full on avenger

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

My suspicion and jealousy immediately subside

The funeral is in two weeks

She mourns for a few days, then begins to return to her normal cheerful self

She's wearing a promise-ring now to show her devotion to me

I give her a bronze and turquoise crucifix I bought during a trip to Hungary

Talking about being together forever, I really love her, she wants to get an apartment with me

Sex constantly, can't keep our hands off eachother, getting blowjobs in the car when away from home, giddy with imfatuation

Everytime we have a disagreement, she capitulates, always apologizes to me, tells me how glad she is that she found me and is terrified of losing me

The funeral is coming up, she gets a train-ticket to Sacramento

After the first day of being up there she calls me crying, says it was too much to take being around her dead friend's family- knowing they blame her for his death. She was his only friend.

I talk to her for an hour trying to comfort her

Later that morning I get a facebook message from her "dead" friend's facebook profile

cont.

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

goes full on avenger
How would the stupid slut even do that? The faggot's DEAD

Is she gonna fuck a corpse?

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

I'm a 30yo KV who still lives with his parents. If I went on TINDER would you guys say I have decent chances of having sex?

I don't like the way I look so that is why I never try but if girls are TINDER are as cheap and easy as they sound do you guys think I have a shot? I'm borderline a monster in looks btw

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

In this message there are several photos

They are all pics (not screencaps) taken of her phone, showing text conversations

Messages referring to the recipient as "babe" are being sent to several different contacts

Initially I doubt the legitimacy of the message, despite me recognizing the way her phone looks

He includes pics of her text conversations with me, I can't deny this being real anymore

I check out his facebook profile, it's legit, I recognize his face from her text conversations with him

He asks if he can call/FaceTime me

I say yes

He proceeds to tell me that for over a year he's been her long-distance boyfriend

When she went to the "funeral" she really went to see him in Sacramento

He was suspicious of her cheating, so he took her phone after she fell asleep (her password is 1234)

He saw all of the text conversations, saw me. The next morning he broke-up with her and found me on facebook to warn me about her antics

On the phone he tells me terrible stories about her constantly lying about where she was and sneaking away to see other dudes

When he tried to break up with her the first time (before she met me) she called his family threatening to kill herself

She also threatened to lie to the police in order to get him arrested for theft

He relays several recent instances in which she lied to him about where she was when she was with me- saying that I was just a friend

I'm fuming with rage at this point

hang-up the phone after thanking him for the information

(cont.)

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

dump her, fug him.

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

meeting a girl through Tinder
surprised when it turns out she's a lying whore
Normalfags never cease to amaze me with how retarded they are. Fuck you, OP. Grow some brain cells.

Julian Cooper
Julian Cooper

I start planning on how to confront her

She calls me

She's telling me how much she loves me, how devoted she is to me, how badly she wants to live with me and have children

Desperately holding back my rage

I want to confront her irl in public so I wont risk saying anything at the moment

I print-out all the text conversations and come to her house. It's her and her grandpa

I tell her to give me some privacy to talk to her grandfather- she goes to her room

I show him the text conversations

I tell him that she told me her friend had committed suicide, and that she said she just came back from the funeral

He's flabberghasted. He had just spoken to this guy on the phone the day before

I tell him he should confront her, and that I'm going to do the same

Her grandfather thanks me for presenting the information to him, tells me I'm a good man and that he wishes I would stick around to make an "honest woman" out of his granddaughter

I leave the house after saying goodbye to her

A few hours later she's blowing up my phone with calls and texts- begging me to talk to her

For a day I don't reply

I then instruct her to walk to the Carrows by her house, and bring my crucifix with her

She begrudgingly agrees

(cont.)

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

What a fucking whore. Im sorry for you bro.

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

When I meet her at the restaurant she's already crying

She takes the crucifix off her neck and sets it gently on the table

Immediately tries spinning me lies about how everything her friend told me was a fabrication

I ask her why she lied to me about him being dead

She sputters and, after failing to come-up with a good lie, apologizes

I order a beer, she orders nothing, the server looks on with concern as she's loudly crying

In the span of 15 minutes she tells me lies that I immediately refute with evidence her "dead" friend provided me

She tells me how much she loves me

I am physically disgusted, nauseated

I ask her to tell me how many times she's had sex with someone else while we were together

She pauses and takes a deep breath, fighting-back tears . . . "4" she says

I tell her "That's fucking disgusting", finish my beer, and walk to the checkstand to pay my bill

She's following me

Tell her to stop following me

She pleads me to stay with her

I tell her to stop following me, again, and walk to my car

(EDIT: I literally JUST found a package left behind my car in my driveway- it's from her- pic related)

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

Has she got a friend you can fuck - just to show her it's over or her grandpa maybe

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

I just took the tape off the top of the bag-

there's a very light box, a flash-drive, a CD, and a small coin-purse with something heavy inside that doesn't feel, or sound, like coins

the box has the instructions "Open box after going through flash-drive" written on the top. . . and some weird runes I've seen her drawing in her sketchbook before- apparently it's a coded alphabet.

I'm legitimately a little frightened

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

I swear i'll kill you if you're rusing me all along, whats on the fucking USB stick?

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

inb4 elaborate story for his dragon dildo package

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

crazy bitch. test it on a VM or spare PC.

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

Post her nudes here, quit FB, hit the gym. Don't look back.
But do post the contents of that box and USB drive to this thread, pronto.

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

OP here, I'll be back in 20 minutes- please keep the thread bumped.

Jayden Roberts
Jayden Roberts

I was about to dump nudes before I saw the box behind my car just now- brb- please keep thread bumped- important

I have an old laptop I'll put it in

BTW, I'm going to get tested for STI's soon just to be safe

I swear to god I'll be back in 20- don't let the thread die.

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

this boards slow as fuck. It won't die.

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

no prob dude

William James
William James

Maybe it's an USB kill, hold the contact to some pipes or other metal first

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

do you know nothing OP? tindr is not to build relations or have a nice conversation, it's the sex-market. Tindr exists from the toxic from western culture called hook-up culture, degrading sex and relationships, why did you even expect any normal girl to be on there?

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

what if the mods troll you by pressing the delte key?

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

what if the mods are russian hackers?

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

then we will never find out what's in the box

Angel Morales
Angel Morales

/pol/ /baphomet/ here, that's some form of Wiccan. It has symbolism common in paganism but that's not it. It looks like gibberish. She's either a witch or a satanist. If she is the latter and she it technologically inclined, i'd be careful with where u stick that USB in. It might have been RATed.

James Wilson
James Wilson

You see comrade, everybody is russian hacker

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

This thread is such bullshit. Watch OP hype up a spoopy skeletons webm or some shit.
If I believed it for a second my response would be these.

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

Op could just avoid all this faggotry and toss that shot in the garbage where it belongs. Or he could go to her house and beat the fuck out of her for stalking him.
pic kinda related

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

Idiots, the runes say "Samuel Alexander Reinina". Check em out

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

This girl is hella ugly, why did you fuck her?

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

a hole is a hole

Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

Desperation will make men do crazy things user.

Also, I googled "Samuel Alexander Reinina"

All I got was the first jew professor at Harvard and some normalfag looking doctors.

If that's OP's real name he has NO internet footprint. Good job.

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

bump waiting for op

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

nice

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

Aaaaaand he's dead

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

Well I enjoyed the ruse so far, I just want to see the concrusion

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

/fringe/-fag here.
Have you guys tried anagrams for "Samuel Alexander Reinina". If it's accutism it's probably based on some modern stuff (Chaos, New Age, Neo-Wicca, etc.) because of the pen-drive and anagrams seems to make a lot of sense from what I've read.
We need OP to tell us if his name or her name is on that anagram to try to get the rest of the message.
The words "malaria", "anaemia" and "exile" show up as possible anagrams so be careful
The box could contain poison as well.
By the way if OP ever reads this. No matter what's in the pen drive or the box she will never change. They never do.

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

OP back again- reading through your posts

Just booted up my old laptop and about to pop in the flash-drive.

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

it has been 20 minutes, in fact it has been over an hour

do not be dead OP

oh cool you are not dead go ahead and post the results, inb4 it is filled with CP along with a script that boots and contacts the FBI free of charge

fuck this psychotic bitch but good man immediately dropping her and staying strong even with her leech ass hanging onto you.

Easton Diaz
Easton Diaz

You misread my last name (or she mis-wrote it in runes), there's no deeper meaning behind that- any anagrams to be found lmao.

The words "malaria", "anaemia" and "exile" show up as possible anagrams so be careful
The box could contain poison as well.

I'm dying, dude

She's not ugly, dude, she's just a little homely.
Plus she's super short with a cute child-like voice and I THOUGHT she was a christian.

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

Just popped it in the laptop- it flashed red for a few seconds and then came up with the usual window

btw the coin-purse was nothing. just had change wrapped in a piece of paper with some irrelevant notes on it - a reminder I think

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

more pictures of her, just dump what you've got since she is psycho and you would be best to not return to that ever again

curious about the drive, good luck OP and I hope you do not die / v& as a result friend

Jordan Young
Jordan Young

but what was on it

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

Ok, so I think she was trying to send something (like a video, or email-logs) and fucked up- because everything is in un-openable parts.

When I clicked the files labeled "1" "2" "3" etc. . .
it took me to a 404 error page on firefox

-posting nudes slowly as I go- I don't have many, but I'll eventually post them all as I figure out what this shit is supposed to be

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

looks like you have been cursed by that hoe, best of luck

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

She's not ugly, dude, she's just a little homely.

I am legitimately curious, what do you consider to be the border between homely and ugly? Also how do you define each?

I'd consider this hogwash bitch to be ugly and homely. As I see it, she is ugly because of how homely she looks.

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

he sounds more like a good girlfriend.

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

Sorry for the sage, it was unintentional.

Here's a bump to make up for it.

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

The way I define it is:

Ugly=generally bad proportions in facial structure (recessed chin, underdeveloped orbital bones, etc. . .) usually, but not exclusively, in addition to extraordinary facial asymmetry.

Homely=normal proportion of facial bones (no obvious abnormality/dysfunction) and mostly symmetrical. . . but just not quite feminine enough in structure of facial-bones to be an 8-9-or10. . . Basically I mean very plain, just unexceptional—but not outright ugly.

I hope pornography hasn't raised your standards above what is healthy or acheivable-personality counts too. There are a million fine babes out there, but only so many one would actually like to be around 24/7

BTW She looked pretty good with my dick in her mouth. lmao

Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

Unless one of you can figure out how to open the shit on this flash-drive to figure out what it is supposed to be. . . I'm just gonna move-on to opening the box.

I'm a little hesitant tho- the box says to look through the flash-drive first.

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

Just fucking open it so I can start drinking heavily.

Michael Bell
Michael Bell

I've already started drinking

I've got a plastic cup of wine with vodka mixed in it.

It's a little crimson box with paper towels wrapped around it. . . it looks like a jewelry box, like a box for a ring. I really hope it's not- holy shit.

Gavin Cox
Gavin Cox

She gave you her promise ring back.

Too bad so sad.

Can I go back to killing myself with alcohol now?

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

I bet it's a severed human toe.

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

I just popped the CD in my laptop too-

It's just a barbra streisand album

-I really don't want to open the smaller box now. If it's something expensive I'm going to have to see her again just to give it back.

Evan Watson
Evan Watson

Nigger just mail it back to her, are you fucking dumb?

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

Why bother keep/sell it as reparations for your time

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

I bet it's a severed human toe.

She gave you her promise ring back.

Fuck- no that's not what it is.

It's a brand new goddamned gold ring.

I could, but I want to tell her why I'm not accepting. I'm not going to have her keep sending me shit like this.

She threatened to call the cops on her ex-boyfriend for theft over her leaving one of her notebooks in his car- I'm not risking anything like that with this chick by not returning the ring

I feel fucking ill looking at this ring.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

check the carats

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

Go give it to her grandfather.

It doesn't even look like gold to me. That looks like brass/bronze.

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

bury it somewhere for a while, dig it up once the smoke is clear. Dont be a pussy

Landon Reyes
Landon Reyes

There's one problem with your theory.

From what I've gathered (Although I did read this a bottle of vodka ago). She's some west coast princess who's been cheating on you?

Yeah, I think that's it.

This chick, like so many others has what many call "Princess Syndrome" she believes that there's no consequences for her actions. She'll use any mechanism available just to get you to talk to her again. Because somewhere in her demented little mind, she thinks she can reel you back into her web.

Rebuff coldly, via mail. If she sends you more stuff, mail it right back. If she comes and confronts you, remain calm and don't say a word. Get a restraining order if you have to. Make her accept it by not falling to her level.

Justin Ross
Justin Ross

so, your cheating whore of a 3DPD gf tried to propose to you
funnest thing I have seen in awhile

Mason White
Mason White

OP is and will always be a faggot.

/thread

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

You're mostly right- she doesn't act like a princess though. A better way to describe it is BPD. I was looking through the old DSM (4th edition) and she literally meets every criteria- she even self-harms.

-And she didn't mail this to me. She came to my house and put it behind my car when I wasn't looking. There's no postage on it. She doesn't have a car or a bus-pass or a bike, so I don't know how she got here. The trip from Ventura to Ojai is several miles and all uphill too, so I doubt she walked.

Glad you're enjoying it.

BTW- keep getting "uploading files is disabled on this board" message idk why.

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

Probably fucked some guy to get a ride.

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

Yeah, put that shit in a box and mail it back to her. Do it. You'll feel better.

Kayden Morgan
Kayden Morgan

Actually made me laugh, thank you

I don't know her house number, I just know the street and what the house looks like. I could probably figure it out, but I already would rather give it to her granddad in person- and tell him to scold her about wasting money.

I appreciate the sentiment though. I feel alright. I had another Tinder date night before last- I made-out with her at the beach- but then she texted me the next day telling me she fucked some other dude she just met. I'll try to post a screencap of the convo, but 8ch doesn't seem to want to let me post files right now.

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

I was half joking and half stating the real possibility.
I have been with a slut before because I figured why not(bad idea) and I realize the levels of depravity these bitches can reach.
When they outright tell you that they trade sex for drugs and whatnot you start to realize the nature of the beast.
Hope you aren't too shaken up about this shit. Relationships like this can leave a mark on you. Not even pussy shit, more of the fact it teaches you a lot.

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

Fuck this culture man. Just fuck it all.

I don't get how casual sex is all that great. I really don't. Maybe I'm just wired wrong or some shit.

But whatever, I haven't been trapped by pussy like so many of my once friends. So maybe that crossed wire saved me eh?

Kayden Butler
Kayden Butler

If I had known she was a slut ahead of time I would have had nothing to do with her- she lied.
She's only 18 too- she told me she'd only ever had sex once, with one other dude. She constantly told me about how happy she was to have found me etc. . . etc. . . want to start a family with you etc. . . etc. . .

I know, it's fucked. I shouldn't have gone looking for something decent on a dating app- but I've had experiences just as bad with chicks I met in person. I might look to eastern-europe for a wife. . . Seems like all the Western girls that are even vaguely fuckable are total whores.

Although I'm not even sure a Slavic wife would be loyal if I brought her to the States. We need a community where loose women are shamed relentlessly- and we simply don't have that here. . . fucking feminism, dude. This "live-and-let-live" mentality in the West is fucking weak.

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

using tinder seriously
ever
You're asking for this sort of shit to happen.
I had a pretty bad break up a few years ago and used tinder. I swiped right on everyone, just to see who I matched with, honestly it was a great way to get confidence back. She was abusive and fucked me mentally pretty bad I never even hooked up with anyone, but just seeing all the women who are interested in you, albeit based on physical appearance is a confidence boost. Just take a breather and relax. I'm happily engaged to a qt3.14 woman and we plan on getting married next year.

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

I've been in a real relationship where I waited a year with her for sex, we were both virgins,etc. It was how a relationship is supposed to be. Actual emotions, actual feelings, actual plans for the future, trying to build something that would last. Then afterward I got with the slut and I fucked her within 3 days of her knowing my name. I know that isn't record time but she was at least pretending to be proper initially. It really didn't feel right at all, there was no feeling of conquest or that I had access to anything valuable/genuine.
I would do anything to go back to the first relationship, but unfortunately there is no way. I would rather be alone if the only other option is slutty girls.
TL;DR You are not wired wrong, you live in a world full of fucked up shit and you are repulsed by it - nothing wrong there.

Isaac Morris
Isaac Morris

Maybe I should get a slavic wife and bring her back to the states.

If you take a saltwater fish out of saltwater and put it in a freshwater tank, it dies.

We need a community where loose women are shamed relentlessly.

Nice try, but no. It won't work. Just like the War on Drugs didn't work. It'll only push it underground. We can't go back, the only way is forward. Corporate white collar jobs are Politically Correct hellholes where every since of individuality is ironed out of you, even in so called "Progressive" places to work. Blue collar is basically the same, only for less money and more physical labor.

There's no going back, to go back would take an apocalyptic level event. Forward is the only way to go without being purged of a FUCKTON of people.

I've heard that before, If there's so many of us that are repulsed by it (I've also heard women say the same things) why are we still doing it? Is it just how we all assume the game should be played?

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

The affirmation cycle, that is the reason that stands above all else, both why we do what we do and what drives ultimately the degradation and degeneracy of society. It is a spiraling staircase downward that never ends, only gets darker and more difficult to "return from whence you came" and in the case of the truly degenerate trans etc there is literally no returning and the only way to not feel tremendous guilt shame and depression is by traveling even further downward in order to receive affirmation. I can elaborate if you would like on this concept. I might write a piece on it as I truly believe it is a strong explanation for all of the degenerate behavior in society. Literally all affirmation cycles.

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

I'd like to take a moment to argue that "Degenerate" is an entirely fluctuating word based on society's whim. Therefore comparing the current level to the past is obviously shocking, especially because all we have to gauge the past boils down to propaganda. Whereas if you look closer through actual history, you'll find about the same level of shit going on now, except now it's in the open and celebrated.

For instance, if you take a closer look at the history of the fifties, you'll find a much more debased time considering the huge influx of post-war money and upward mobility of returning GIs who had seen the absolute worst that humanity is capable of.

I'm not saying it wasn't a good time, I'm just saying that it's a lot greyer than most people make it out to be.

Also, if none of this makes sense, I apologize, I'm pretty drunk.

Isaac White
Isaac White

Good thread, man. Really enjoyed reading. But fuck you that hag IS ugly, looks exactly how I'd imagine my brother would look after about two or so weeks of hormone replacement. The similarity between them is uncanny tbh. Does she have some aboriginal blood in her?

Christopher Thomas
Christopher Thomas

No worries user

I'm not even labeling today's society as somehow inherently more degenerate but I am instead pointing at the underlying driving force which has motivated all of it "under the hood" so to speak. I will give you an example in green text

random person, group of friends = libshits, "free love" type
look to friends for affirmation a "feelgood" dopamine hit essentially
people inherently like when others do things that they like therefore affirmation is given when someone is like you and acting in a way that is like you
friends of various sexual "states" and bullshit you know the type
encouraged to "experiment"
sexual partner +1
affirmation received for "stepping outside comfort zone"
affirmation received for sharing experimentation, perhaps announcing to get ZOGBook you are bi or something
hit of dopamine, affirmation
well runs dry because people lose interest, you are now thereafter considered to be X level of degeneracy as a baseline
forced to degenerate further to continue receiving affirmation, crave dopamine fix
announce you are (x+1) level degenerate, receive affirmation again but again quickly fades
people who were your friends at the start of the spiral downward no longer treat you the same, no longer respect you as much etc, family distant
sexual partners increase further to receive dopamine hits
forced to flock into groups of more degenerate individuals, cycle continues onward (x+2..3..4..5) until the person you have become is unrecognizable
there is no return, to even consider the descent you have undergone triggers madness and depression, therefore the only recourse is to feed oneself with another dopamine hit and seek out either further degeneracy or more fruitless sexual partners
by the time the affected realizes their folly they are used up and so far gone from their previous selves that they literally cannot recover, the only solace is descending deeper

It never gets better, and given the psychological principle of bandwagoning as a society the greater prevalence of increased degeneracy the greater the increase in the spread of that degeneracy - it spreads like a virus, the more hosts the more quickly the virus acquires new hosts.

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

First, Checked.

Secondly,

I understand your point and how it pertains as a whole. But there's always a few stragglers on the outside of the herd who are never accepted fully into it for whatever reasons. I mean, look at this fucking place. All it takes is a few of those to come together and find their own claim, and hopefully propagate the correct way.

If you look at the political side of things, it's much more like a pendulum. It will swing to the left and liberal, get scorched, and then swing back to the right and get scorched as well. And so on that boat will wind.

The reason I mention it is that it partly holds true here, it'll swing back when they realize it's not working.

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

If you look at the political side of things, it's much more like a pendulum. It will swing to the left and liberal, get scorched, and then swing back to the right and get scorched as well. And so on that boat will wind.

I like you.

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

Thanks user, drunk me likes me too.

Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

Op here, on my phone now- getting drunk at a friend's house.

She's half irish, half hawaiian. I expect a hotter chick would be even worse. It was the lies I stayed for- she lead me to believe she was a modest Christian girl-that she was totally devoted to me. The lying is the worst part- how can I trust a woman now-even if she tells me with convincing sincerity that she loves me.

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

If you look at it like a pendulum then you might as well acknowledge that it will lose some energy with each swing and eventually stop at a balance point until something comes along and knocks it swinging again.

The best we can do is wait, which may take 100s-1000s of years. Until and when we finally get to that balance point try and avoid any outside forces poking at us. It still wont last forever no matter what we do, but change is inevitable. Lets make the most of what we can achieve when we can achieve it before some chaotic force pushes us back out swinging precariously above the abyss.

Also remember a pendulum swings through 3 dimensions. There is a lot more than just back and forth and it all depends on how you look at it. And maybe I'm getting too intricate with this analogy based on someone posting on Holla Forums while drunk.

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

A pendulum also looses energy with each swing. Eventually an equilibrium will be achieved though it may take 100s or 1000s of years. The best we can do is wait for that to happen, persevere, and try and avoid things that will get us swinging further and further.

Also a pendulum swings through three dimensions. Much more too see than just back and forth and it all depends on how you look at it. And maybe I'm looking to much into an analogy made by some guy drunkposting on Holla Forums

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

Fuck I thought I'd deleted the first one and now I've posted twice. Have the same thing worded in two different ways.

Landon Cox
Landon Cox

My suspicion and jealousy immediately subside
What's it like to be this retarded?

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

This chick is a solid 4 and fucks tons of dudes and cheats on her bfs, being a grill is mega ultimate hax ez mode. Anything with a vagina and a pulse can get laid like railroad tracks.

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

Nice try, but no. It won't work. Just like the War on Drugs didn't work. It'll only push it underground. We can't go back, the only way is forward. Corporate white collar jobs are Politically Correct hellholes where every since of individuality is ironed out of you, even in so called "Progressive" places to work. Blue collar is basically the same, only for less money and more physical labor.
There's no going back, to go back would take an apocalyptic level event. Forward is the only way to go without being purged of a FUCKTON of people.
I feel like people who say this shit have no grasp on history, societies enter and exit periods of degeneracy and continence all the time. Right now the people less likely to be whoring it up have by far the highest birthrates so the sluts as it were are literally dying out.

Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

since she's obviously sociaopathic do not plug that flash drive in your computer in case it's got cp on it

Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

THOUGHT she was a christian
on tinder
You are just knocking it out of the retard park tonight OP.

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

your head in a mess over THIS?

lol. man. what.

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

What happened in the first relationship that ended it?

Will there be another update on this?

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

COUGHONG FOTS
PANTS FULL OF SHOT

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

Holy fuck dude… By goddamn chance she called me last night. Mind you we broke up over a year ago and I had her blocked on my previous phone so this was out of the blue. She actually told me it was because she was talking to another guy that she started giving me shit. She'd be at work and start sending me paragraphs of shit she thought was wrong with our relationship. I got fed up with the shit and just outright broke up with her. I don't even know if she intended on cheating on me or what. She was an attention whore (common) so I can only assume she just wanted more people to talk to and guys are easy pickings for (near all) girls as this thread proves.
The only reason she called me in the first place was to basically say that I was better than her current bf and that her life has gone to complete shit. She gave him a lot of money over time and now that he has his truck fixed he is telling her to get lost. In the meantime she has cut off all her other friends and thus has no place to go. Apparently he gets violent with her, fucks around on her, is a general piece of shit to her.
It was sad that her and I both admitted we would go back to each other if we could. As in go back in time. Though on the other hand, I cannot explain how good it felt to tell her that she deserved all of this and that she is essentially damaged goods. I had for the most part gotten over her but now this is really all I needed to take away that layer of romanticized shit I'd pile on when thinking about her. Bad people will get what is coming to them, because everyone gets shit on at one point. Anons, if you are going through some shit right now or ever; just think that in a year (possibly more) you will get a phone call in the dead of night only to be told that you really were the best choice. I know I seem spiteful but I am actually at peace with the entire situation. I really do wish I had a time machine though, I'd do a lot of things differently.

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

I really do wish I had a time machine though, I'd do a lot of things differently.
Wouldn't we all, user.

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

Just came up with a dumb idea.
What if I started recording myself reading threads and posting it on Jewtube? lel

Anthony Cook
Anthony Cook

if you're a good orator, sure. Probably not even a bad idea. You'll have to add some visuals tho, to keep it from getting boring.

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

fuck… visuals… I don't know what to add. Maybe SNES gameplay. Vokoscreen is a laggy, lousy screen recorder on my PC.

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

No
Just have the thread scrolling while you talk, and intermittently add relevant images where it might be funny

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

cute 18yo girl
those pics
funkin… U must be starving

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

i stopped reading, but heres what u do - if u like the fuck, looks for some1 else and keep fuckin her, till she doesnt want to put out. Use condoms.

John Campbell
John Campbell

Wow that girl is ugly as fuck even for 18 and she's also a classic cluster b narcissist who are usually soulless and you can only fix them by killing them
stopped reading after funeral part cuz u a fag

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

saying "cluster b narcissist" is redundant-
and she's def got BPD, not NPD

fucking read the whole thing tho

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

reddit spacing lmao

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

obligatory etc…

I'm a 22-yo going out with a 12-yo girl. We just don't see what the problem is. There's nothing sexual between us, we just really enjoy hanging out together, and love being in each others' company. We spend a lot of time together with her family, and they accept us just fine - they can see how we care for each other is very real. We appreciate other people don't understand the depth and joy of our relationship… my gf is short enough that we get weird looks when we're out together in public. I think 5'2" is pretty tall for a 12 year old, though. Fuckin' normies.

Caleb Cox
Caleb Cox

cool story, bro

Justin Green
Justin Green

Good story. Thanks for the thread OP.

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

If this is all true, dude, you need to make a clean break, send back whatever shit she gave you, do whatever it takes. This will not get better if you remain in this situation.

I've had an insane whore of a gf before myself, the sooner you get away from her the better off you'll be.

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

Uhhh I dated a girl with BPD, but she also has very strong narcissistic tendencies. Borderlines tend not to be such glib liars, especially when making things up and acting like somebody died.

That is 100% narcissist territory.

I think you guys would probably get some value out of this video.

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

I intend on returning the package and speaking with her grandfather today. I was thinking about doing something snide like including the diagnostic criteria for different cluster B personality disorders inside the package when I return it.

BTW, I was on Tinder again today- and discovered she has a new profile.

But narcissist don't self-harm, do they?

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

https://www.borderlinepersonalitytreatment.com/bpd-treatment-compulsive-lying.html

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

Seeks gf on Tinder
Eventually realises it is a prostitute sharing site
Splits up
Posts nudes of prostitute so he can be charged for revenge porn
RATs his own computer with a dodgy USB drive she gave him AFTER he broke up with her.
Leaves computer connected to Internet while using USB
Fuck. Why are you intentionally trying to ruin your life so badly???

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

Save it for your legal fees if she finds you've posted her nudes online while incriminating yourself. Derp!!!!

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

They all lie. Deal with it.

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

Does she really enjoy having philosophical conversations?

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

Not in my experience. . .

She mostly talks about acapella music and harry potter

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

harry potter

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

OP, right click the "1", "2", "3" files and show me the properties. I need to know the extension (if any)

Cameron Kelly
Cameron Kelly

I was thinking about doing something snide
Don't, leave the old man alone after returning it. He has enough to worry about knowing his bloodline has turned to shit, and he's shown nothing but respect for the way you've handled this thus far. Your "revenge" comes from the fact you've cut all ties with this whore, and if nothing else you've learned something from this relationship and earned the respect of someone who's at the very least not a complete shitbag.

Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

Those are shortcuts, and judging by the folders beginning with a . she's using a mac. nothing but metadata my dude

Brayden Rodriguez
Brayden Rodriguez

you got cucked by a literal 2/10, good job user.
unless you're a Chad you'll have less chance on tinder than irl.

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

unless you're a Chad you'll have less chance on tinder than irl.
This. On a dating app you are judged sole on your looks. irl you have a chance you wow with your personality, humor and charm.

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

OP BEWARE IT'S A TRAAAAAP
the nudes are from when she was less than 18
she'll try to frame you for child porn so as to get rid of you for her future fucks
go to the fucking cops and give everything to them
grab a lawyer with you just before
HURRY, SHE'LL SNITCH ON YOU IN A FEW MINUTES AS SOON AS SHE FINDS AN OPEN POLICE STATION

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

OP's an ayyylmao looking normalfagmaymay-loving cunt.

If that's OP's real name he has NO internet footprint. Good job.
So much for that matter :^)

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

OP has a strong jawline he could so much better.
His tinder pics and bio must be shit.

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

This

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

ffs, now you're going to scare op away from posting anymore

Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

OP, if this is you I want to thank you very much for drawing me the Lain picture. I loved your OC threads. You should probably delete your fagbook to be safe.

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

Somebody create a tinder account and contact the girl pretending to be samuel… Tell the girl fo go to your house and that you love her

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

Yeah, no prob.Glad you enjoyed it.
I've been wanting to do another draw-request thread soon, but I've been pretty busy lately. Maybe tomorrow or the day after.

My facebook's been exposed on here before- I don't keep my school or work location on there so it should be fine. No one's tried to fuck with me yet.

I appreciate the sentiment. I actually made-out with another (hotter) chick a couple days ago from Tinder. She said later that night, after she got home, that she felt a "connection" with me when we kissed. . . Then she fucked some dude she just met off Tinder the day after and told me about it expecting sympathy- pics related.

OP's an ayyylmao looking normalfagmaymay-loving cunt.
ayylmao looking

That legit made me laugh.
My family's Magyar-Hungarian on both sides- I'm 4th generation. I've seen /pol/ say before that Hungarians look like ayylmaos- it's that weird combo of alpine, slavic, and mongolian lol

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

alpine, slavic
More like alpine satanic.

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

Fuckin cunt

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

OP looks alright.

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

Even reading that makes me feel bad. Knowing that I am living in a place full of people just like that.
I often ask myself, why not just stay home and NEET it out?

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

More like alpine satanic.

What does that even mean, dude?

I appreciate the sympathy, if I could stand being alone for an extended period of time I would probably go full hermit-mode.

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

I have been living the NEET life honestly, and it is hell in its own way.
If you want to feel better about girls go to strip clubs (don't pay for dances) it gives you insight into how they operate. To see women as vending machines really gives you perspective and makes you realize they are generally pretty fucking retarded. Don't base your life around these stupid bitches despite the fact that we have a biological imperative to do so.
Also if you ever absolutely need to not give a fuck about anyone, especially girls, take minocycline. That shit sets everyone to zero on the value scale, at least for me. I'd recommend not doing drugs though but it is still good to know there is always an alternative out there.

Liam Myers
Liam Myers

Maybe it's based on it, but it's clearly just a substitution of the Latin alphabet as used in English. It is obviously just his name and the phrase "I love you". The only notable thing is that, either she spelled his name differently both times, or 'a' has a different realization based on it being at the end of a word (like Arabic).

Reinin? vs Reinina or Reinna

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

Oh, that's a 'g'. I'm a fag for not reading the whole thread. It makes sense now.

Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

Also if you ever absolutely need to not give a fuck about anyone, especially girls, take minocycline.

take minocycline.

minocycline.

What

How are antibiotics meant to make me care less about chicks? Or is that a chlamydia joke-?

Am I stupid, or did you include the wrong drug name? I've never experienced a drug that removes my longing for love, and I've taken a decent variety of shit.

Brayden Morris
Brayden Morris

I know it really makes people wonder what the fuck I'm talking about.
https://www.nature.com/articles/srep01685

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

That's fucking fascinating-
I might try to get a hold of some- might keep some around as a just-in-case, but I know if I take it regularly it'll kill my gut-flora and I'll end-up nutrient-deficient with a wicked stomach-ache.

Thank you for the information- although I'm not sure it would have helped in this particular situation. She was bawling crying when telling me that her "friend" had "committed suicide"- I was with a friend of mine at the time who was also totally fooled by her performance. She's a really convincing liar.

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

Just go for one that doesn't use her rampant sex as a subject for further hook up conversations.

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

Yeah I got it for acne which it really doesn't help in the long run. Do not take it and drink.. you will wish you were never born.
I think it actually took away my ability to drink long-term. I haven't tried drinking again since I drank one beer (just one) and woke up with a hangover the next day. I didn't even feel the alcohol. When I actually drink I get day long vomiting sessions where I am begging for relief.
So, needless to say drinking is one vice I am no longer allowed to partake in. Hell I can only spin this as a good thing though, I don't even have the ability to make the decision to drink anymore. Drugs are serious business but they can change perspectives in a flash.
Monocycline really does make you see girls as just.. zero. Unfortunately for the majority of the time I was taking it I was in a relationship so I never got to use it on others really. I never pay other girls that much attention when I'm in a relationship anyway. However it definitely changed the dynamic of the relationship I was in at the time. Not giving a fuck is how you win some things.

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

That's weird- that interaction with alcohol

I wonder if Minocycline has any long-term psychological effects. Also, based on the law of diminishing returns, wouldn't coming-off the drug make your honey-pot instinct come back even stronger than before?

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

wouldn't coming-off the drug make your honey-pot instinct come back even stronger than before?
I don't actually know because when I got off of the drug I made sure I was at full NEET levels. I don't want shit to do with anyone in my town, it's a hell hole. Maybe I did experience some sadness thinking about my past mistakes but luckily I have repressed it. I've drug myself through the mud so much in regards to females that I am not keeping track of when I do it anymore. Overall though I think I was fine. It's not like I was impulsive and tried to hit on every girl I saw.

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

I've drug myself through the mud so much in regards to females that I am not keeping track of when I do it anymore.

I don't want shit to do with anyone in my town, it's a hell hole. Maybe I did experience some sadness thinking about my past mistakes but luckily I have repressed it.

Jesus, dude. I'm sorry.

For the record, I would totally hang-out with you. I'm sorry your life is so shit.

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

This
If you wanna spite her, make friends with the guy, get some drinks with him, try to figure out why she is how he is through him. Help him see how shit she is by being your best self and try to get her some help.Do a good enough job you could get her committed, medicated, and maybe spare the rest of the world from her…

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

My town is shit but I actually have the ability to move and I am probably about to.
I just got done with a 27 day roadtrip across the US so I actually got to see things worth living for. You can (almost) always turn it around, man. If I had given up I would have just shot myself by now honestly.

Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

Holy shit you're that OP?

I think you drew that lain for that one user yeah?
I think that was me that requested it.
thanks a lot dude, a shame about how things are going for you.

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

I appreciate the sympathy, if I could stand being alone for an extended period of time I would probably go full hermit-mode.

m8 You don't even know. My girl right now is solid, but she's still in school, and it's "everything is fucking happening at once" month, which is really 2 months, and I've been so fucking tempted to bail just to get close to a warm body without feeling like a scumbag. I'd still be a scumbag though, because the other 10 months of the year she practically never leaves my side, so I'm just fucked to stare at walls trying not to chug antifreeze for weeks at a time…

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

/pol/ here, i check out Holla Forums one time in months and this is the shit I see

this shit is fucking rank OP, what the fuck is wrong with you

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

fuck off back to your containment board for another few months

Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

/pol/ here
No one cares where you originate from, fag.

Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones

Probably a better idea

Where did you end up?

yeah I drew that Lain, and a bunch of other shit in those request threads. Thanks for the sympathy, and it really picks me up to hear that you guys like my artwork. I'll have to start another draw-thread soon.

I feel you, homie

Hey, at least she's white lmao

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

please do, would love to see more art.
post any you have fam.

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

Maybe within the next few days

The only art I have on my pc is what I've drawn in request-threads (which I assume you've already seen), and the same originals that are on my facebook- but I appreciate the support.

I'm probably going to bed soon- I'm pretty drunk and I have to drive to Encino tomorrow morning. It's been a pleasure sharing my story with everyone here.

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

I mean I ended up back in my hometown but I went to about 23 states in all. Was a great time and I got to meet a lot of people that I've known online for a while.
Take it easy man.

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

yeah man peace out, don't worry OP girls like her are scum, I would suggest not using Tinder to find girls.
it's filled with THOTS.

Tyler Powell
Tyler Powell

I kinda feel a little bad for these girls. Something is clearly wrong with them. They find value through sex which is just fucking sad. I know you won't believe me, but not all women are like this. There are decent women but they are not on tinder.

Op I hope you don't get in trouble for this thread. Try to find a girl offline. You don't want a woman from tinder, kik or whatever.

Hudson Phillips
Hudson Phillips

Sure she wasn't some serbian granny who escaped yugoslavia

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

OP just going to say it as has been said already. That bitch is a 4/10 maybe 5/10 at best. She is ugly period. She may have other qualities that boost her attractiveness, but my god you can do so much better than that wtf!

Word of advice… You need to cut contact off entirely and go to the police station just as evidence to file some form of report. If she really was into you she's going ultimate stalker mode and you doxxed yourself like an idiot and now you are going to have Holla Forums contacting her.

I suggest you go to the police station tomorrow just to have documnted evidence and tell them you think shes crazy, stalker etc. Obv nothing can be done, but its only to cover your ass at this point. Then meetup with her and tell her she is not allowed to contact you ever again, you no longer find her attractive and want nothing to do with her. And don't contact her again. It will eat away at her, but dissuade her from doing some truly crazy shit.

P.S. Stop looking for chicks off tinder if you are looking for girls that don't sleep around. And don't date nasty bitches like her again my god… fun thread tho

Connor Price
Connor Price

she lead me to believe she was a modest Christian girl-that she was totally devoted to me.

That's something you should say to her directly. Maybe if you explain that because you know she's not the person she pretended to be you have no interest in her she'll get the message and fuck off.
Though that's most likely wishful thinking.

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

calling /pol/ a containment board
I smelly a leftycunt.

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

dumb slut does something dumb
throws herself a pity party and tries to invite OP
op doesn't respond well, but he doesn't respond badly
dumb slut lashes out and "gives up on guys"
Probably had a cock in her mouth the very next day.

Robert Roberts
Robert Roberts

we wuz biblical

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

Are there truly no women left that can be trusted?

Okay, first thing's first OP, this girl clearly has a personality disorder. I'm betting borderine since a lot of what you describe matches my experiences with them, and you even sound like the typical guy nabbed by one:

-Acting child-like.
-Claiming to be moral and religious, but having lots of promiscuous unmarried sex with you (you think you were special or something?)
-Described as attractive by the person dating her, but seen as repulsive to outsiders. I legit thought the borderline I was with was the most beautiful woman on Earth, but everyone I knew said she was fat and had crazy eyes.

Whether she is or isn't borderline, you cannot have any further contact with her. At all. You're falling right into her fucking trap right now. You go over to give it back, she showers you with kisses saying she missed you, tries to lure you in with the promise of the exact kind of sex you like most, whether or not you give in shit immediately gets worse. You trust her grandfather, right? Contact him. Give it to him. Get proof you did so she can't claim you stole it. Never speak directly to her. Tell him to ask her to make no further contact attempts.

Look, you want to know where this goes? When you reject her again she'll switch to rage. That's when the tantrums start. If you're lucky she'll just tell people you cheated on her. If you're not, she'll claim you raped her, beat her, throw rocks through your windows, key your car and fuck your life worse than she already has.

Listen. Go on craigslist, go on omegle, go on plentyoffish and fetlife and tinder again. Don't find one woman, find three. At least. Fuck them casually. Continue to ignore this cunt. If posible, move.

Charles White
Charles White

kikebook
uses tinder
poor at opsec
ZOMG girl drama
this board is dead. this is 4chan 1.1 at this point

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

/pol/ /x/ here, be fucking careful, this is bitch is trying to hex you. Burn all this shit

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

/pol/ here, you look fine, the user is just having some fun at ya. glad you didin't buy into her pity games, narcissists can wreck your life if you let them.

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

Are there truly no women left that can be trusted?
there never was, faggot

Caleb Fisher
Caleb Fisher

compulsive lying

not

winning an oscar-tier sociopath lying

There is a difference.

Robert Watson
Robert Watson

muh seekrit club XDDDD

Ian Sanchez
Ian Sanchez

there is only one way to fix this
Tell her that you forgive her and want to meet up at your place. Buy a gun when she comes in shoot her over and over again till you have one bullet then kill yourself. EZ

Blake White
Blake White

also film it well. Make it like a movie. Before killing yourself upload

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

let's invite all the retards xDDDD
I'm gonna make a post on Reddit for moar Karma xDDDDD

/gaschamber/index.html

Easton Cook
Easton Cook

OP You're a retard. GTFO, stop contacting her, don't be a massive faggot.

I swear some of you morons will fuck anything with a pulse.

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

I swear some of you morons will fuck anything with a pulse.
implying a pulse is mandatory

Jeremiah Flores
Jeremiah Flores

Hey OP, did you give back the USB yet? I'm intrigued, if you could get me the files I could do the hackery dackery. If it's from a Mac it's probably chock full of metadata at least.

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

take my advice OP

You're out hunting women, it's what men do. But here's a little tip that will work wonders. Get their attention (prey is taken down) and then ignore the shit out of them. You're too caring, too emotionally invested. Based on these screencaps alone. Stop with the shitty germanonicons and stop being so caring to whores on the internet. You will most likely not meet a future wife of tinder or in a bar. But if she is really worth your time, do the door test on her and let her run after you. You can thank me later. If you do not do this in the beginning, then you will be walked over for the rest of your relationship. If you do do this, then she will have a respect for you as a man who is strong and tough, and then you will be able to be emotionally "yourself" and get all cutesy with emoticons and shit. Don't do that in the phase or you'll just be seen as a faggy friend to them. You're a good kid, not bad looking and you have a lot to learn. But don't cuck yourself like this ever again. I learnt it the hard way. Don't waste your time and things will happen when you least expect it. Always play it cool. Nonchalant.

Connor Gonzalez
Connor Gonzalez

OP has interesting story
OP's story only gets better, mystery develops
Good pacing ITT
delivers not only contents of CD and box but nudes as well
gets doxxed
handles it like a goddamn champ
turns out to be drawfag who takes requests and makes OC
Fucking cheers OP.

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

get yer helmet on

Michael Green
Michael Green

both /pol/ and /leftypol/ are containment boards. without them you fags would be flinging shit everywhere like niggers

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

I do….

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

op is a good guy

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

nice ruse, you fooled a lot of people, not me though :^)

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

women
NOT EVEN FUCKING ONCE

Isaiah Sanders
Isaiah Sanders

your dad did

Luis Parker
Luis Parker

being a grill is mega ultimate hax ez mode
Holla Forums has spoken the truth

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

more than once tbh
based dad

Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell

I bet he slammed her up the shitter a few times as well

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

Thanks for the entertaining thread, OP.
I would not call her homely, she sort of looks like an ogre

Parker Taylor
Parker Taylor

barbara streisand

this better not be an elaborate troll god damnit i'm fucking bored as hell and this story is entertaining

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