Fyre Fest Debacle

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

be hipster douche with way too much money
follow the hot new shallow fagot trend of the month: ~*GLAMPING*~ (see below)
hear of this kickass festival in some private island in the Bahamas organized by Ja Rule
it's got booze and music and drugs and all the stupid shit normalfags like
buy $400-$1200
arrive
3rd world-tier tent city
catering consists of pic related
no booze
no music
no electricity
no security
staff is nowhere to be found
no way back
Is this the Dashcon of 2017?

Here's one recap of the whole thing: http://archive.is/gCvd5
What is Glamping? Find out: http://archive.is/279QN (WARNING: LETHAL LEVELS OF HIPSTERDOM AHEAD

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Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

I've never heard of this before but I already hate it

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

Hippies do music festivals better.

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

give me $400 for a salad and a chance to stand outside
Whoever did this is a genius.

Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

Grayson Hernandez
Grayson Hernandez

Correction: you had to pay at least $4,000 to go.

Whoever did this is a fucking genius.

Remember, user, it's your job to swindle stupid niggers of the gimmedats they lawfully take from you.

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

hey goy, wannnna get a drink after the concert?
What do?

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

Oh shit! This is our chance! Someone call Trump, we need to Build A Wallâ„¢ around these fucking retards!

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

What for? They're already stranded there.

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

They might invent boats.

It's no likely in any way, but it's possible. The possibility needs to be eliminated.

William Lee
William Lee

lmao I hope they all get raped to death by niggers so they can't reproduce

Nathan Watson
Nathan Watson

wealthy white men, such as Ja Rule

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

and his good friend big schlomo

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

12000 not 1200 I believe.
People are blaming Ja Rule and calling it a scam. But being a nigger and all, I find it hard to believe he's capable of masterminding a successful scam. I think it was just a massive cock up from the beginning.
Apparently they've already turned to looting and shit.
Really though, 12k to see blink 182 and stay in a luxury tent, organised by a nigger. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

bread, cheese and salad with dressing

Shithead doesn't know a deconstructed sandwich when he sees one.

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

AY YO

SO YOU BE TELLIN' ME THAT

TO MAKE DIS PARTY WORK AN' SHIT

WE NEED TO HOLLA AT SUM PEOPLE

AND THEY MAKE PLANS AN' SHIT

BECUZ WE CAN'T JUS' HOLLA AT OUR BOYS

AND MAKE IT HAPPEN OURSELVES?

YOU BE TRIPPIN AN' SHIT

AIIGHT. I GUNNA DO THIS THANG WITHOUT YOU.

STUPID ASS SCAMMERS

TRYING TO GET A CUT OF MY DOUGH

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

rich people see what poor people live like, freak the fuck out

And much lulz was had that day.

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

Ay yo real talk this all happened because the white man was made from the devil and cannot accept the Light of Ra like the Noble Black Man.

WE WUZ KANGS

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

Glamping as a term started as a sneer against people that would go camping and bring along so much sissy crap that it beat the entire purpose. Being a glamper is nothing to be proud of.
Yet these idiots are embracing it and think its some hip new trend? It's a marketing ploy for retards. Worse, it will mean that these coathanger-dodgers will be leaving trash everywhere.

Samuel Edwards
Samuel Edwards

They have a fucking ballpool

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

Hipsters are now buying bricks for $30.

Video related.

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

It's a shoop, genius. Nice dubs by the way.

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

But why

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

Because they have too much money.

Levi Phillips
Levi Phillips

better steal enough to break even

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

Oh wait. THEY ACTUALLY PUBLISHED THE BALLPIT IMAGE? FUCK

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

ball pit in a failed event
DEJA VU
I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my time to go
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me, woah
DEJA VU
I've just been in this time before
Higher on the beat
And I know it's a place to go
Calling you and the search is a mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me, yeah

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

Refer to

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

in the middle of them there was a huge villa, where all these wealthy white men
wealthy white men

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

They realized their mistake soon after and corrected it. Sad!

John Perez
John Perez

Boring. When do the massacres start?

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