Cringy and Stupid Sex Stories

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

ITT we share stories of the stupidest stuff we've said or done during sex. Also, things our partner has done during sex are acceptable.

Be me
Be with gf
We've fucked before so it's not like this was our first time
Doing her I'm the ass from behind doggystyle, her favorite
Really getting into it, wrecking that pussy with my average sized white dick
get the urge to say something dirty into her ear
"I'm gonna fuck you so hard you'll be shitting cum for a week"
The fuck did I just say
Too awkward to finish
Fuck two hours later, just stay quiet this time

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

I'm also really fucking high right now so expect errors in that shit

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

I'm a 30yo kissless virgin

I don't have any sex stories
I'm sorry

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

I'll accept a jacking story if that's all you got. I just want to feel better about my sexual experiences that are cringy as fuck

Caleb Jones
Caleb Jones

¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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Ian Collins
Ian Collins

Here is my favorite personal experience

Be me
Be with bf
We've fucked before so it's not like this was our first time
Doing him I'm the ass from behind doggystyle, his favorite
Really getting into it, wrecking that man-pussy with my less than average sized white dick
get the urge to say something dirty into his ear
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
The fuck did I just say
Too awkward to finish
Fuck two hours later, just stay quiet this time

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

Why do I even fucking bother with this shithole anymore. Oh that's right, everywhere else is worse.

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

43 yr old virgin so no story

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

Wow, I'd have thought at least one fucker on here besides me has gotten laid, if not by a girl, then a guy or hell even a nigger even.

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

I'm going to Reddit once it comes back.

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Josiah Brown
Josiah Brown

Where do you think you are, faggot-kun?

Lucas White
Lucas White

Infected cancerous sores vs. a dumpster full of semen and rotting meat

Decisions decisions….

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

Did you get triggered?

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

Feels like I'm back at Cuckchan

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

Gotta say, old and raspy, 56 and still have not lost my V card, young fellas

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

No, it takes more than that to trigger me. Much more.

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

No don't do it, I'm a virgin!

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

Wrong
This is Reddit 2.0 nigger

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

I'm the ass from behind doggystyle, her favorite
Stopped reading right there. Just admit you're a fucking faggot who likes taking dick up the ass and get a boyfriend.

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

Dubs confirms

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

Are you sure? You sound triggered.

Jaxon Gonzalez
Jaxon Gonzalez

Why do I even fucking bother with this shithole anymore. Oh that's right, everywhere else is worse.
maybe the age of imageboards is coming to an end

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

Since I'm too high to give a fuck right now I'll admit I tried fucking a faggot. He was really fucking girly and shit so from behind it was like doing anal with a girl. Got awkward when he asked me to stop hitting him and falling him a queer

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

Yep, quite sure.

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

Shame, there's so much shit in the world we need some place to contain it all

Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

dubs
I actually do have lots of cringey jacking off stories. Guess I will post one:

be me
be 19 in college
just came from cousin's house where I stole a pair of her panties while she was in the shower
they were my favorite panties I'd see on her: white panties with green flowers all over and came fresh from the dirty laundry where I had to sift through her sweaty clothes
btw she was 15 at the time
drive to campus
drive far away because I know I'm going to jack it
no air conditioner so slightly open my door to let in some cool air on my balls
pull shorts down
sniff panties then clasp them over my dick
start jerking off
feels fucking Heaven
about to cum
What are you doing!?? hahahahahaha
OH SHIT WTF IS THAT.jpg
cumming all inside the panties
look over in fear as my door is open ajar and I see a petite white girl with glasses looking back at me. brunette
start stuttering, "uhhh…uhmmm….uhhh…." as I quickly pick up shorts, jump out of car, lock car, start walking away
Hey! W-what were you doing? hehehehee
I see the shuttle to campus so I run to the bus-stop so I can lose this giggly bitch
hop into Shuttle
getting ready for it to leave

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

Was his name Milo by chance?

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

EXCEPT IT DOESN'T FUCKING LEAVE!!
bus driver waits for the girl
waiting literally like 3 minutes
she gets on the bus
i'm sweaty from running and now I'm blushing crimson
she stands next to me and stares at me the whole fucking shuttle ride to campus
all giggles throughout the ride without ever saying anything
doing that quick heavy breathing through your nose when you are about to laugh hard
we get to campus
she is the first to get off
she takes one step off and looks back
looks directly at me eyeing me up
freak the fuck out
run to class
never see her again

I was so fucking paranoid she was going to call campus police and have me arrested so I never went to that parking lot ever again

Ian Walker
Ian Walker

lol I hope you get aids faggot

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

Still came in your underage cousin's panties, kudos

OH GENIUS HOW ORIGINAL GOOD FOR YOU user, COMING UP WITH SUCH A DEVESTATING JOKE I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF BECAUSE MUH FEELS FROM LE CYBERBULLYING

No, unfortunately

David Brown
David Brown

u mad?

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

U to old for Milo anyway.

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

2004
come home after school
brothers arrive shortly after
dad says something to us, leaves to work at job
middle brother leaves to study with his friends and smoke weed
oldest brother is still in the house
go to my room
do homework, watch tv, bored
locking_my_door.png
masturbate
fall asleep with holding my dick
wake up two hours later
unlock_my_bedroom_door.jpeg
oldest brother walks up the stairs
walk past him, ask if dad came back from work yet
"no, user, he'll be late today"
go to kitchen, make a sandwich
eldest brother comes in
invites me to play games in his room (he almost never lets me, says I scratch the disks)
play DmC2 for an hour
I get up to leave
"Anon, I've been thinking. Do you remember when I taught you how to masturbate?"

Oliver Perez
Oliver Perez

Babe tells me she wants to cosplay in bed
I tell her I'll surprise her with my outfit
night comes and she walks in wearing a slutty nurse costume
I am laying in the bed with the sheet up to my eyes
I tell her to get out of that jabroni outfit
Uh, sure
I take the sheet off and reveal I am wearing a full BDSM leather fetish costume
at least 3 full grown cows died to make this
Babe has her jaw dropped and is speechless
I'll show who's the boss of this gym
fucking pounce on her and pin her on the cold ground
put the bitch in a headlock
She faintly whispers "who…are…you?"
I'm a performance artist
picked her up and slam her against the wall so hard she broke an orbital bone and four ribs
she is barely awake when I walk over to her and kneel down and whisper on her ear
DEEP DARK FANTASIES
I fist her until she falls into a coma
it's been 2 months and she still isn't awake
sometimes I like to sneak into the hospital and jerk off on her unconscious body

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

first girlfriend
we're getting naked
see her tits
fart twice and lose my hardon

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

invite girl over for drinks and fuck
we get naked
she gets a little too drunk
tells me she feels sick
begin walking her to the bathroom
a single step outside of my bedroom and she barfs all over the floor
i left go of her in disgust
she slips in her vomit and falls, then flops over in it
i am in total shock at how much vomit there is
the floor is almost entirely covered from wall to wall
its still spreading and beginning to seep under my fridge
pick up the drunk bitch and throw her in the tub while i frantically try to clean the vomit
there's just so fucking much
evidently this bitch had mac n cheese before coming over
finally manage to clean it all
bitch is still sitting in the tub semi-conscious
have to clean her like a child
when everything it put right she tries making a move on me
i've never been less turned on in my life
force feed her some water and kick her out of my house

Kevin Allen
Kevin Allen

day of all the vomit

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