How Was Yours?

Noah Campbell
Noah Campbell

be me
be 18
girl is 16
4 girls from school having dinner and invite me
I go to dinner
we all eat dinner
getting pretty late
Juan of the girls needs a ride home
I don't volunteer but everyJuan kind of makes me the default "take people home" -person
say okay because don't want to look like a dick in front of all the other girls
drive her home
for some reason she asks to stop a bit from her house
i say okay thinking her parents wouldn't like a boy driving her home this late
we wind up at a nearby park
she gets off and sits on park bench
i follow her
we sitting on park bench
sitting…
more sitting…..
unsure why all the sitting…..
look at her
she is looking at me
gives me a quick peck on the lips
immediately face forward and get extremely hot all over my body
body starts trembling for some unknown reason
she sees me shaking and asks if I'm cold (since we were outside)
i'm borderline sweating and extremely hot but don't want to look stupid so I say, "Yeah….I'm just a bit cold…."
she scoots up next to me on the bench
puts head on my shoulder
we sit there in silence for like 40 minutes before she says she has to go home
drive her home

Was my first and last kiss I've ever received. I'm 30 atm. I think, in looking back, she may have wanted me to do more to her but I've never been a ladies man as evident by me having my first kiss at 18yo like a fucking loser.

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

I think, in looking back, she may have wanted me to do more to her
If you still think then it is self-evident why you are a virgin.

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

tfw 25 y/o kv

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

feels good

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

tfw 28 y/o kv

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

I don't know, I will be a wizard.

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

That was pretty goddamnn kawaii op.

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

first grade at catholic school
recess
minding my own business
hispanic girl out of nowhere
asks me if i want to be her bf
i have no idea what a bf even is
"o-okay?"
she kisses me on the cheek
follows me around for next how many months
i can't get rid of her but i like the attention
get moved to public school
forget all about her
third grade, she appears all over again
doesn't recognize me
shrug it off because i'm just a kid, who cares
???
The only issue is, this set a precedent. As it was, growing up, I had no strong male role model and was surrounded by women who told me "how things work". What that ended up translating into was my belief that any relationship would be instigated by a grill. I wouldn't learn this was wrong until my mid-twenties. Now I'm all alJuan because I never developed proper social interactions with women because I was raised in a feminist shithole that told me I was the problem. Thanks mom.

Connor Hughes
Connor Hughes

/b/ me (11)
visit aunt in her small 3 room apartment
parents sleep in living room
I sleep on a mattress on the floor in the room with my 16yo cousin
watch late night lewd movie in her room
she gets all antsy
come into my bed, user. I'm cold
O-ok
Did you like the movie?
Y-yes
Do you know how to kiss?
S-sure. I give her an innocent smooch on the mouth
Oh user. Let me show you…
French kiss the whole night
felt good but also a bit weird
a few days later we're about to leave, say goodbye to everyJuan, cousin and me kiss each other on the mouth for 5 sek (no tongue tho)
aunt and parents stare with wide open eyes "Wow"
was never allowed to sleep in her room again

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

8/10, very kawaii.

John Morris
John Morris

having kissed a girl before
Fuck off, normie.

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

Qt

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

Great meme! I also like smugfrog and feelsguy!

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

Wow feg, couldn't even keep it in your pants for 10 seconds and had to ruin an innocent cousin incest story?

Anyways, here's my first time.
Be 14.
Be the class clown.
Hang around my dorky friends, computer kids, all destined to keep our virginities until' we're wizards.
Meet cool punk chick a few years older than me.
Instant crush.
It was during the time when being EMO was a legit style, MCR's "The black parade" had just released and we found common ground in that band.
Very different upbringings, her father was an ex-heroin addict with a spinal injury, my parents were lawyers.
She'd be allowed to wear anything she wanted, and she wanted to wear punk clothes she stole from her dad from when he was kicking it in the 70's.
I wanted to be like that too.
Become good friends.
She would take me out to places I've never been, abandJuand warehouses, bunkers, shacks in the woods.
Just shooting the shit.
Her friends liked me too, it seemed, they thought of me kind of like their common puppy they'd let tag along when they'd sneak out of class.
Be super beta BTW.
Me and punk girl stared getting closed.
We'd read alternate litterature, smoke hookah and share poetry.
With her I could express the things a hormJuan filled teenager felt.
I remember very vividly that we had a fist fight Juan night and I punched her septum piercing right out, it was fun, and pretty much made me come out of my shell.
All the while my parents didn't like that I spend so much time with her, they thought she was a bad influence.
Juan night she texted me to come out to her place.
I had perfected my ninja skills by then and could leave and enter the house without waking anyJuan up.
It was a day in the summer, even the night was warm.
We walked together in a field towards an old rotted tree.
The sky was so clear, you could see everything that far from the city.
We sat by the tree and blasted MCR and other music on our flip-phJuans.
It sounded like shit, but it was everything to us.
It got cold and we snuggled up together, this was the first time we got so close, mind you.
We sat there for maybe 10 minutes and just listened to the music.
I had let it slip that I had a crush on a girl in her grade.
She asks me who it was.
Holy shit my heart beat so fast, was this it?
She did a roll-call with every girl in her grade.
I said no to all of them.
"Then who is it, user?"
She looked right at me, I had to shut my eyes.
"It's you." I said and nothing happend for what felt like an eternity.
Suddenly, warmth across my lips.
Open my eyes and she had pressed her face to mine, it was like fucking fireworks, how could I be so lucky?
Walk back holding hands.
"So, are you a couple now?"
"I don't know user, are we?"
"Yeah, I think we are."
Kiss her good night outside her house and skipped all the way home.

Epilogue:
We dated for 3,5 years, I was the first person in my grade to lose my virginity. It ended badly when I realized that she had complete dominance on my emotional life and that my submitting to her had made her very dominant and could with a glance get her way, even making me turn against my own family when she wished.

First loves, eh?

William Barnes
William Barnes

tfw fighting to end white genocide but only ever kissed non-whites
Fuck Toronto, man.
Do I count as Chad if I routinely get spics, flip chicks and sheboons making passes, but no women of any other race want anything to do with me?

Related: got my first kiss from an adopted cousin.

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

get dominant punk gf for almost four years
throw it away
now post on Holla Forums
Looks like you fucked yourself.

David Miller
David Miller

I was 14 and she was 13. She was my cousins friend and I was only in a "relationship" with her for like three days. I made out with her and she grinded on my peener while playing on a seesaw. Haven't touched a girl since.

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

Oh wait actually now that I remember I was like 13. It was at my older friends house and we built a fort and got naked with his little bro and sister. It wasn't anything sexual and I still don't know why the fuck we got naked and it's kinda fucked up now that I think about it. His 9 year old sister showed me her pussy and started making out with me while her older brother wasn't looking. Nothing sexual though.

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

It's cool, got a fiancé now who is super submissive. History repeats itself, it would seem.

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

Still, the bragging rights back in elementary made it all worth it. Even the prettyboys and jocks were mad jealous I got to dip my dick before they did.

Juan of them even got himself an easy lay a few weeks afterwards and tried to convince me he had fucked before me because he was a few months younger than me.

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

I was 5
she wanted to play house
I'm the daddy, she's the mommy some other kid was our daughter
I go to work and she wants a goodbye kiss
I obliged
felt like soft skin touching
move on with the rest of the day

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

Was my first and last kiss I've ever received.

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

Ask me again when it happens

William Bailey
William Bailey

Well, at least you ended up with that much. How'd she end up? Did she mutate into a tumblr whale or a druggy fuck-up, or did she end up pretty okay for herself?

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

whoa whoa, Holla Forums is /r9k/ now?

Eli White
Eli White

be 12
meet girl on AOL
she comes to visit
she's almost 18
licks my ears and frenches me
go for a walk
first bj
first sex
she's pretty loose tbh
my cock isn't that big
can't really cum
feel bad
eventually bust a nut but it takes like an hour

The kissing was the best part. Girls really liked me when I was young and fem. I wasted those years dating that same fucking fatty though; staying loyal while she probably cheated left and right. She dumped me as soon as I was about to turn 18 and I've been single ever since.

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

Be 15
Garage party with metalheads, emos and goths
Dead drunk on Vodka energy
Goth girl who made out with goth guy for half an hour pulls me towards her
Resist a little
She is totally into it, pushing my head against her's and closing her eyes
I didn't even purse my lips or close my eyes for the kiss
She slowly moves her head away, giving me movie like bedroom eyes
"Okay" I said and walked away wearing my autistic smile I always have when I don't know how to react to people ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

Can't save the white race like that

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

long live this thread
bump

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

If I may suggest, you need to get more assertive. Don't treat women as equals. Treat them as fucktoys. Anyways, I still remember my first attempted kiss. The girl was screaming "help" and thrashing about. Barely got a few pecks.

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

Nigga, that was about 16 years, 2 addictions and a brain injury ago. Fuck if I remember.

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

be 14
met gf at con
homestuck cosplayer at the time (kinky mother fuckers)
go over to her house
walk into her room when she pecks me on the lips, felt sorta awkward and unexpected as my face turned bright red
taught me how to properly kiss while playing halo 2 1v1
feelsgoodman

Brody Green
Brody Green

She ended up okay, I think. Got really into Doctor Who.

Camden Martin
Camden Martin

Of course you do, now go back to reddit you faggot cuck shill kike nigger.

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

be 15
at my uncle's farm
family reunion
meet my similarly aged 4th cousin
she's hot
she's giving me googly eyes
take a walk together way out into the pasture
shit starts to get muddy (it's lowland Michigan)
lay down and make out anyway, far away from everyone
she starts talking to me about God (she's a Jehova's Witness and a total "church girl")
We return to the reunion, both covered in mud
No one says anything, the Church Girl having done her proselytising duty
at least I got to kiss a girl and feel her up a bit, even though she's a religious freak and vaguely related
at a later meetup she tried to convert me, and failed
she went on to have 8 kids

Maybe I shoulda converted. 8 kids? What a sex freak.

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

8 kids just means they had sex at least 8 times without protection, not that they're having sex all the time. In fact, the more kids there are, the less sex you have.

Andrew Green
Andrew Green

be 15
at my uncle's farm
family reunion
meet my similarly aged 4th cousin
she's hot
she's giving me googly eyes
take a walk together way out into the pasture
shit starts to get muddy (it's lowland Michigan)
lay down and make out anyway, far away from everyone
she starts talking to me about God (she's a Jehova's Witness and a total "church girl")
We return to the reunion, both covered in mud
No one says anything, the Church Girl having done her proselytising duty
at least I got to kiss a girl and feel her up a bit, even though she's a religious freak and vaguely related
at a later meetup she tried to convert me, and failed
she went on to have 8 kids

Maybe I shoulda converted. 8 kids? What a sex freak.>>6969798

I don't think you fully understand freak ass North American Christians. They're horny, inside of wedlock.

Oh, and ever heard of a "snowflake baby?"

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

daddy says I musn't tell

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