Neetbux

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

hey faggots I have an appointment soon for potential neetbux to explain why I somehow "deserve" mJuany (I don't). I usually blame not going outside on "anxiety" but I have no excuse for not working online, from home. And I really fucking hate work and am a lazy leech so fuck that shit, I'm sure as fuck never going to work from home. But being hJuanst won't do me any favours, so what do I tell them to convince people I need neetbux? PS: I DON'T live in america

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

mon ey
hon est
there that's what I mean, truly epin wordfilter

Jack Garcia
Jack Garcia

working online
No such thing.

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

if you're /aus/, get on the neet thread
summary: go to psych, make sure they understand your crippling anxiety and your regular panic attacks
if you're britfag, get on the /newbrit/ board, they'll tell you the same damn thing

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

pretend to be an idiot

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

I am already an idiot, pretty much

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

stutter, act odd, shifty, win. I myself am starting a new job today, cya NEET faggot

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

Good luck OP, I hope you get it.

Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

thanks
and
thanks

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

datamine thread.
do not give op any info

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

i got diagnosed as clinically insane and i get autismbux lmao

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

diagnosed as clinically insane
cool story bro
no Juan could possibly pull that off even with the most incompetent psychologists or doctors or shit

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

wasnt that hard tbh, as i have a history of depression and i have borderline personality disorder and other shit that i cant be bothered to mention

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

you provide content for a website, a website that would otherwise not exist.

for free on a regular basis.

for example people might post news stories, or factual information.

jk rowling wrote a book while unemployed and on welfare and is now praised for it, why should rare pepes and moyes greentexts be considered any less valuable than a shitty book for annoying kids.

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

Or you can just give him completely fake data and skew the results.

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

I'm getting diagnosed disabled for crippling anxiety and agoraphobia. I talk to a psychologist in two months and that's when he makes his professional diagnosis.

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

are you anxious of getting your dick sucked, faggot?

TBH I could get diagnosed with the same after a few bad LSD trips but I have enough willpower to overpower it.

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

jk rowling wrote a book while unemployed and on welfare and is now praised for it,
Seriously? And now she's the first billionare author? The gov should just take all her money and give her enough to retire on. Harry Potter sucks.

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

are you anxious of getting your dick sucked, faggot?

I have no sexual feelings due to my medicine.

TBH I could get diagnosed with the same after a few bad LSD trips but I have enough willpower to overpower it.

I have no interest in using willpower to overcome it. I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't want to work.

David Evans
David Evans

TBH I could get diagnosed with the same after a few bad LSD trips but I have enough willpower to overpower it.
Life isn't an rpg where your willpower modifier lets you power through things. If anything willpower is fixed and people have varying degrees of mental illness.

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

explain why I somehow "deserve"
You don't deserve it, you're a failure.

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

I recommend cutting off your penis, and claiming that you can't find a job because no one want's to hire a "strong, trans-woman of color who don't need no man."

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