I turn 20 in a few weeks, I have friends who are making long term preparations to host giant parties in the fall, should I just give up and hire one now or let my 20th birthday show up and still be a virgin
Keep in mind that I faced the same dilemma (while being in a much worse situation with each year going back in time) for my 18th and 19th birthdays and I've always been worried about hitting 20 and still being one
20? just wait
24 start worrying
25+ just suicide
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I lost mine a while ago and have not had sex in a long time. It's not really that much of a deal, find a cute GF and convince her to fuck.
If you're super ugly or autistic just find a mate that can put up with it.
honestly if you're willing to take someone else's word for it you can go straight to >fap to 2d now because all the rest was just because I believed the 3d pussy meme
You're not that old. Girls your age will probably find it cute or might still be virgins. Wait till you're like 25
Sex is overrated. That's probably not what you want to hear, but it is. Because you're a virgin, you doubt it, but after you have sex, you'll be like "Shit. Dem niggaz was rite."
Look, don't get me wrong, it can be wonderful. Passionate, full of spiritual connection, etc. But it's not like that most of the time, even with someone you really care about.
Fucking a whore is basically masturbating with someone else's body. Yeah, it feels different from fapping. With a rubber on (which I assume the whore would insist upon, and if she doesn't, you should) I'm not sure it would feel better than fapping. Probably not better than a Fleshlight.
I remember the first time I was bored during sex. That was a weird feeling. A couple of times, I feel asleep, though to be fair, one of those was when my gf woke me up in the middle of the night because she was horny from a sex dream.
And unless you can get pussy easy, it's not really worth it. I mean, if I had a harem, I'd probably fuck daily, sure. If I were some Chad who could get laid at will, I'd take advantage of it. But as a normal guy who has to work for it, most of the time I'd rather just do drugs.
theres people on the eternal onahole thread from halfchan /jp/ who swear up and down that a properly warmed and lubed onahole feels identical to real pussy
i dont understand how everyone i know can simultaneously speak so highly and so lowly of sex, all my friends have said "its the best shit ever" and "its not even that good stop worrying about it" like they have split personalities or something
why do so many movies mock people who cant get it but yet they have movies that make a joke about how hard people try to get it and are apparently let down by it
the only thing stopping me from getting a high end escort (i have a job so i have the money now) is really pride, i dont want to have to think that this is the only way i can get it, i want the satisfaction of "winning" against the society of normalfags and "beating" them at their own game
It's this idea that "getting" pussy is an accomplishment is what makes everyone think it's so great. It's like a glass of lemonade after you've been working in the hot sun really hard except chad's enormous ego and the crushing weight of society make it feel like an even bigger accomplishment than it actually is. It's literally just a wet hole.
is what people say when they want to be really blunt with me and emphasize how worthless it is to them
but from literally everything ive ever been told in life that hole is like every drug food and drink in existence combined and multiplied by 10, and thats why its so god tier, any emotions are irrelevant because thats what the point of it is
and now i am on the brink of not even being a teenager anymore, remembering guys bragging about getting it at 14, hearing them describe how it feels, and unless these few end of the semester parties that are coming up get me laid, or somehow tinder, or somehow maybe this one girl that maybe will date me maybe not, then I will have to make the decision whether to just stand back and watch my life hit 20
TWO ZERO
20
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be a virgin, or to give up and pay a high end escort 300 dollars to let me come to her house and fuck her raw since they are all on pills
My pride and my desire for sex are so high that they are neck and neck and I cant decide which to give into
Not that great. Terrible if youre autistic if you get an escort because they are used to professional, older men. They will be noticeably disappointed.
Get a gf. Try harder. Thats where I am here at 20. My excuse is no money. If you have money for an escort, you need a gf.
if condomless sex felt identical to a fully warmed up and lubed up venus real soft onahole then i dont even know what i would do with my life
it would be the biggest let down i had ever experienced and it would basically cause an existential crisis seeing as how ive basically devoted the entirety of my teenage years to getting it
Well, like I said, it is really good sometimes. When you're in that first stage of love when your brain is being flooded with neurotransmitters that are basically making you high as fuck, and you fuck your girl rawdog and nut deep in her pussy, it feels fucking great. It feels fucking great because millions of years of evolution have favored primates who love to fuck and whose mesolimbic reward pathways are lit up by it. The humans (males, anyway) who were "meh" about sex aren't our ancestors. They died out. But fucking is just a way of flooding your brain with certain neurotransmitters. That's why I like drugs. It's a different route to a similar experience.
Of course, drugs are illegal (most of them, in most places) and have other drawbacks. But so does sex. Especially the kind of passionate, intense sex I'm talking about above. Because eventually that rush of love fades. And that hurts. Even if it's replaced by a more enduring, less exciting kind of love. That's why some people keep chasing that thrill, and cheat, or are serial monogamists. And, of course, if she ever cheats on you, and you really love her, that pain is worse than any drug withdrawal.
We're all just animals, man. If you want to fuck an escort, go for it. Death is coming for us all. Don't die with regrets that you could have avoided. But if you get an escort, don't do the typical chan thing where you get nervous and can't perform. If you're even remotely concerned that that's a possibility, be sure to get some Viagra or similar beforehand so you can tear that pussy up and get your money's worth.
am i retarded for hoping that there is any possibility at all that because of me not being fat, being 6'4 tall, being white, and having a 6.5 inch dick that this hypothetical high end escort (and I mean like she looks and dresses like a normal girl except she takes money to fuck in her bedroom at her house or wherever when its bright and sunny outside)
that by telling her i've never gotten laid before and being conventionally very attractive (physically) that she will feel bad for me and sort of give me extra treatment, or maybe even a discount or if she is super nice (and i get her off as much as she does me) then she even becomes an emotionless friend with benefits?
again this would not be a street walker under any circumstances
it would be the whole "she non ironically needs money for college" thing
because honestly from what i can tell the number one way to get a girl to be a regular fuck buddy is to look good and to make her cum often and hard
so im wondering if i can use pity, attraction to me, and orgasms to get a friend with benefits and use money as the foot in the door icebreaker that I need to actually prove that i can do it (get her off hard)
I've heard only bad stories about escorts. Aside from the dangers involved, according to the anons who go through with it, it doesn't feel anywhere near as emotionally satisfying as sex with gf or even masturbation. It feels incredibly forced, and many can't even get it up. You want to lose your virginity so badly because you've been brainwashed to believe that your worth depends on it, but your sex drive won't kick in just out of fearing the shame of being a virgin.
I've never hired an escort. The closest I've come is handjobs in massage parlours. The women there vary. Most are there to do a job and don't give a fuck about your personal circumstances. More than a few could be described as devoid of pity or feeling. So someone else might be able to give you a more realistic assessment. That said:
I think a discount or FWB thing are extremely unlikely (especially the FWB thing). If you're as attractive as you say, the good thing is that she might not be repulsed by you as she would be by most 8channers. If you decide to go with an escort, I don't think it would be wise to go into it with any expectation but that you're paying for her time and the use of her body, and both of those run out at the end of the hour. If it's going to bother you that it's basically a transaction, then you should probably hold out for a gf.
Bedtime for me. Good luck. Let us know what you decide.
Obviously this isn't true, you've heard conflicting things.
Well it's not it doesn't compare to any drugs so don't believe anyone that tells you it does and don't say that again because it's retarded.
Just get a prostitute then jesus christ. It's not something to have an existential crisis over.
Go to reddit's seduction board and get tips for picking up womens.
what kinda drugs do you like?
memes
the high is killer
it kind of is though
Get out of my Holla Forums you fucking neckbeard
With a filthy diseased whore that can take 2 fists and fore arms in her cunt at the same time whose ridden 100s of miles of cock, it probably feels a lot worse than that.
KYS
I started fucking escorts in my mid-twenties, and I think that was about right. I gave my young self an appropriate amount of time to meet wife-tier, and when that didn't happen I still got to enjoy banging porn-tier women while I was young.
You got a good job? You got mJuany? Try picking up a passable girl that works at a shit tier job.. like a fast food place.. or retail.
If she has roommates or still lives at home offer that she moves in with you after you have ingrained yourself in her life and gotten to know her better. And you have confessed your attraction to her.
If all goes well you should laid. Plus you will have decent wife material. Otherwise if you don't want the same puss Do the same thing.. but don't have them move in. Date em for a while.. hit em them then quit em. Repeat.
It'd be life hiring a prostitute.. cause you are still spending mJuany.. but with a few dates here and there.
Wtf.. why is (mJuany) cencored?
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