How do i get my genitals in a woman?>hard modeno rape, no hookers

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

how do i get my genitals in a woman?
hard mode
no rape, no hookers

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

get job in food industry
cut off genitals
add genitals to food
win

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

How close is your nearest cemetery?

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

If women don't hit on you on their own initiative, nature didn't mean for you to reproduce tbh. I mean, literally every Paki and Mulatto is getting approached by thots left and right and you don't? Kill yourself, you genetic failure.

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

don't listen to this guy
he just wasn't smart enough to ask Holla Forums for advice

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

does it have to be a human female?

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

good one.

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

..and do you have a shovel?

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

yes.
i'm aiming for a live one.

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

yes.
why?

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

i'm aiming for a live one.
why?

Nicholas Williams
Nicholas Williams

Travel. That's really all it is. Hitchhike through the balkans or some other poor-ish area from city to city. Use hostels, eat at cheap places, meet people in the countryside. In places like, especially the countryside, there's a shortage of decent men who aren't literal retards. Families want to marry their daughters off to somebody that seems promising, and will sometimes literally push them onto you and even let you sleep in their home for a bit as long as you're well-mannered and nice. Put two and two together. You'll definitely get laid at some point, and perhaps even get yourself a wife. Just stay away from the urban tourist areas full of whores.

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

is reincarnation an option?

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

sounds preposterous

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

samefaggotry lifted from r/jokes
hello, fellow redditor.

Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Brooks

what's your problem? are u sexually frustrated?

Henry Baker
Henry Baker

i assume the feel and the smell are allot different.

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

Why are you so fucking picky?

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

does the age of the female matter to you?

John Brooks
John Brooks

Are you a cunnysseur?

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

cunnysseur
i don't even know what that is

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

So you're a gilf chaser then.

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

i'm just trying to help

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

Dude what do you do about the wrinkle flaps though. That's kinda gross.

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

Dude what do you do about the wrinkle flaps though. That's kinda gross.
so the age of the female does matter to you?

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

Why not try it?

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

the rest of us are trying to find solutions that actually work

Samuel Cooper
Samuel Cooper

your solution doesn't work because I said so

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

the other solutions work 100%
with your solution there is only a chance < 100% to work

Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy

not really.

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

is there a home for elderly people nearby?

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

no.
i don't think old ladies are interested in sex either.

Gavin King
Gavin King

thots

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

Itt: dim souls enslaved to animal bodies

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

fuck hard mode

rent a hooker

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