Do cats have night emmissions?I feel sad for not letting my cat sleep with me...

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

Do cats have night emmissions?
I feel sad for not letting my cat sleep with me at night because he stands in front of the door and meows, but I don't want to wake up in a puddle of cat cum.

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

Let him sleep with you OP. It's not like it would be the first time you've woken up drenched in semen.

Logan Foster
Logan Foster

it's not like the first time you've woken up drenched in semen
why?

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

You don't jack off in bed before falling asleep?

Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

Cut his balls off.

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

I don't want to wake up in a puddle of cat cum
You know, a lot of people in Japan would pay top dollar for that.

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

not cleaning yourself after

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

I want kittens.

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

Of course commies are all for emasculation

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

Do cats have night emmissions?
Why not try it and find out?

Christopher Rogers
Christopher Rogers

Mine doesn't

It might be because she's female though, I don't know much about cats

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

Doggos win again.

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

Doggos are only good for abuse and Chinese street fairs

Jace Cox
Jace Cox

doggos will hump your leg and finish all over it, they aren't winning anything

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

Keeping animals within your four walls is degenerate and the opposite of traditional.

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

he doesn't want to get a blast of doggo happy liquid all over his pant leg
What are you, a faggot?

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

Yes but what does that have to do with anything?

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

I'd rather tap a female cat's butt with a pen until she cums

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

Doggos have knots
Doggos 1
Cats 0

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

that sounds extremely painful

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

For you

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

This thread is rated "R" for Retarded. Thank you, and good day.

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

Just let it in. Cats mostly just want access to their territories. My cat eventually convinced me to let him in at night and he slept in my bed for maybe half a year, then he went looking for other places to sleep and left me alone. Just as long as he knew that he could enter the room anytime.

And there were no emissions.

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