As a kid, did you ever fake stomach ache so that you could miss school and stay at home, but then your parents took you to the doctor and spent there the entire morning? Did it go as far as you having to go through ultrasound scans and other tests the following days/weeks? At some point, did you just feel like telling them the truth but you were reluctant because you thought it would make them really mad at you?
As a kid, did you ever fake stomach ache so that you could miss school and stay...
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I faked my stomach hurting a lot way back in middle school, eventually they actually took my to the hospital to get an x-ray scan of my stomach and they put a really heavy mat on my belly. I got out and they said it was a lot of shit build-up.
Looking back, it probably could have turned out a lot worse.
In my case, they ended finding one problem (my bilirubin levels where higher than they should), so it didn't look like these tests were not done in vain.
my mom still worries about my stomach years later
I once tried faking a headache, but then, when I saw they were going to give me an aspirin, I said that I was feeling better.
Yep, doctors will talk all type of shits and just to get you to fork more money for additional tests.
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yes, but i never did for more than 2 consecutive days. i liked school too much. i only did it to avoid ass whooping.
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I actually have a story about getting far to serious about this shit
be 5th grade me
be rebelious shit that hates school
fake stomach ache to avoid it
I just act as if they're chronic and even fake cramps in the middle of class
parents get suspicious
try to outsmart me and wait for me to admitt it
already too far into it for me to stop
spend months seeing different doctors because of it
take various medications
parents finaly call me out for it
I still stick to the story of it being real
finaly a docotor wants to shove a camera up my arsehole
whole procedure includes getting a saline solution pumped up my arse to flush out my intestials
do the whole thing and take it like a champ
I was pretty close to giving up back then, but I was more or less aware that my parents didn't believe me and I just couldn't let them win
fast forward a few weeks
doctor called and said they found something strange
get tested for a certain bacteria infection of the intestine region
test actually turns out positive
have to swallow huge amounts of antibiotics for a few months
mfw I defeated my imaginary stomach diseas afterwards
mfw my parents probably still have feelings of guilt for not believing me back then
mfw it was real in my mind actually worked
I sometimes wonder how much longer I would have dragged this out if they hadn't found something
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When I was first getting into porn I used to watch vids like the one in the OP on youtube. The ones that would turn me on the most were when you could see the woman's pubic hair poking out of her trousers.
No but once I fell down the stairs and sprained my ankle. My parents took me to the hospital but by then it was already much better. Thing is once I was there I couldn't just say "lol I'm alright now" or they would they I was lying and didn't even hurt myself so I had to fake the pain.
Gotta say,that's some commitment to a bit.
I was probably 10/11 when my parents got the Internet and our own personal family computer. Before this, I had to go to my Aunt's house to use her internet
So like the first week I pretend I have a headache and stay in the restroom for a really long time. When I went in to the restroom for a long time my parents always thought something was wrong and would wait outside the door for me to come out and ask if anything was wrong. Unsure why they even thought that in the first place but whatever
So I stayed in the bathroom for a really long time and when I came out my mom asked if I was okay to which I said I started having a headache but I still wanted to go to school because I needed to study. My mom thought I was faking being not-sick so she made me stay in bed and took my clothes off and brought me OJ and other stuff for sickness.
So as soon as my mom leaves for work (my dad had already left hours before) I quickly turn the computer on and kick my underwear off and prepare for an all-day jerk fest!
This was in the AOL days so you had to wait about an hour for a 5 minute porn clip. So I jerked off for around 3 hours nonstop. Then I ate some soup then started downloading some more porn. I laid back in bed slowly jerking myself off anticipating when my porn would finish downloading. Next thing I know my Mom is yelling, I jump out of bed and realize I'm still completely naked, and that the porn is playing on a loop on the computer screen. A big tit blonde sucking on another big tit blonde's tits
After a bit she starts running towards me and slapping the fuck outta me and I eventually was grounded for a whole month no computer access.
that feel when school literally gives you stomach aches.
maybe if school wasn't such an evil brainwash concentration camp I wouldn't develope real physical symptoms and allergies to the stressful overwhelming nightmare that is school.
I did it regularly all throughout elementary school. Almost weekly I was faking sick. I would pretend to have thrown up in the bathroom and call home. I would scratch my arm really hard so it looked like I had some sort of rash.
When I got to highschool and teachers no longer gave a shit if you didn't show up to class on time or at all I just started completely skipping most of my classes. Eventually I got put into a class for degenerate fuckups then I got put into a separate school for degenerate fuckups and after I stopped attending that I essentially dropped out and become a complete shutin.
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Well yeah all the fucking did i did OP
When i reached 15 years old, and i got a chronic shitting disease which makes me shit blood and scars me from inside my intestines.
Crohns disease is really fucking gay
on top of that shit, i get medicin injected into my veins every 6 week which basically removes my immune system, because that's the thing thats eating my stomach inside out
just fuck my shit up fam
When I kid and I wanted to skip, I just skipped. They would call home, and I would delete the voice message off the answering machine. I forged my parents signatures many, many times. Learned it from my brothers. Once we all skipped together, stole a goft-cart (some idiot left the keys on the dashboard), drove to Hollywood video like kings, and played video games all afternoon. Guy found his golf cart later though. We never got caught. The nineties were so great.
I remember Juan day faking stomach ache so the school would call my parents to bring me home. All because I wanted to avoid the anxiety reading in front of around 300 people produced me.
Wel, maybe I actually had a small stomach ache, but the thing is that I exaggerated it a lot.
As a kid, did you ever fake stomach ache so that you could miss school
All the time. I was home-schooled for most of my life, but for the Juan year I was enrolled, grade eight, I only had a 33% attendance rating. Thing is, I wasn't even lying about the aches and the shits, exaggerated, but not faked; it was all just anxiety induced. On the days the "tummy hurts" excuse didn't work, I'd literally just walk around town, or find an outcropping of forest to bunker down in for six hours like a proper autist.
tfw when 21 and have no formal education passed grade eight
I faked headaches, but for other reasons, never to miss school.
As a kid
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Faking stomach cramps was the easiest way to avoid having to stand up with a boner. Saved me in situations where I would have probably died.
I faked being sick on 9/11 when I was a sophomore in high school. It was the only day that year I called in sick. I'm not even jewish