Millenary questions

Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

Ok Holla Forums I want answers to two millenary questions:

1. how do you cleanse your butthole after taking a shit? Two squares of TP or three? wipe it upwards or backwards? Fold the TP and reuse it for another wipe or discard it immediately? how many times do you wipe? throw used TP where? down the drains or on a waste baskets?

2. How do you brush your teeth? Put toothpaste on brush… wet it or use it dry? for how long do you brush? in what order and manner? Spit out paste… Rinse mouth with water or leave stuff in there? Rinse brush or leave it there like that?

Please, answer me. Please.

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

If you need to know how to wipe your ass and brush your teeth, ask your mom, not us.

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

Those are 12 questions.

Robert Cooper
Robert Cooper

I know how to wipe my ass and brush my teeth. But I want to know how many different ways are there. There has to be different styles. Tell you haven't thought about it, smartass.

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

Those are 12 questions.

Then answer one, motherfucker.

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

Use toilet paper until no more shit shows up on it. Baby wipes are amazing for this as well. For brushing, rub brush around your teeth, behind, and brush the gums gently. Also make sure to clean your tongue with it. Amount of tooth past doesn't need to cover all the bristles but its not a problem if it does.

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

Thanks. That's the general gist of it. But I want details, please.

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

Speaking of toilet paper, have you done the toilet roll test? Can you fit your dick through it? Are there different sizes?
I can't fit my dick through it but I still think I'm a dicklet. Forget length for a minute.

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

Two squares of TP or three? how many times do you wipe?
As much as it takes, you disgusting asshole
wipe it upwards or backwards?
always away from your groin
throw used TP where?
the fucking toilet, where else?
Really, you should be wiping with wet wipes after you use normal toilet paper, because shit can stick to you like some kind of adhesive material. Don't be disgusting, especially if you're a faggot or a bitch who likes anal and you expect some dude to work your asshole with his dick.

As for toothpaste, dear fucking god, you idiot, you apply like a dollop to your toothbrush and you move it around in your mouth. You move in any motion you like - horizontally, vertically, or in small circular motions, whatever - and clean you fucking teeth. God damn, you're retarded. Yes, you spit that shit out and into the drain. Don't fucking forget to clean up any residue you may have left behind.

You want me to explain how to tie your shoes, too, or do you have that under control?

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

I can't fit my dick through it because I have too much girth.

Nathan Anderson
Nathan Anderson

wiping your ass
brushing your teeth
normalfags get out

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

this

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

throw used TP where? down the drains or on a waste baskets?
Are the really people that have a basket full a shit covered paper?

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

Well no I usually just throw it out the window onto the roof. I mean why would you keep a basket of shit next in your house?

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

Just use tree leaves. They're the best by far.

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

millenary
rough side for the first few, smooth to polish off?
you just smear it over a wider area. it's like wiping turd off your hands: they still stink
Also, you do know street shitting pajeet is mocking you as you wipe? even niggers use water to wash their butt after a shit.

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

using toilet paper
not using wet wipes for a superior clean

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

Whenever I piss in a stallIi wrap a little bit of tp around my dick head and jelq out that last little bit of piss. Feels fucking good man.

Daniel White
Daniel White

These datamining threads are getting out of hand.

John Thompson
John Thompson

1. Decent amount of toilet paper in a ball. Down then up.

Finish off with bath wipes into my ass hole until they come out clean.

2. Like a normal person

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