How do I troll? I wan;t to learn but…

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

how do I troll? I wan;t to learn but…

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

Just call everything and everyone a kike, faggot, nigger, or redditor. Parrot uncreative comebacks and name call. That's what passes for trolling around here, all the newfags do it because they came to Holla Forums only because they heard it was the edgier alternative to 4chan.

Isaiah Ward
Isaiah Ward

wait are you saying the entire /pol/ board is for trolling? i will check it out. thanks

Carter Rivera
Carter Rivera

Makes sense.

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

No, /pol/ is a containment board for the people who believe the trolls are being serious and came here thinking they'd found a safe space for their retarded beliefs, safe from the perils of normies and their downvotes. Those who frequent /pol/ have a lot of free time as they are essentially balls of fat anchored to their keyboard and mouse, so they spend all of their time creating and spreading their cancer around other boards, showing no sign of slowing down. Telling the difference between the trolls and /pol/ is literally impossible, as /pol/ is so retarded that it actually believes what trolls pretend to believe, and has the attitude of a troll only unironically.

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Then lurk more faggot

/pol/ is always right, stay mad

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

How's that September apocalypse going?

Elijah Russell
Elijah Russell

/pol/ is never right. "/pol/ was right" is literally a meme sarcastically declaring the obviously false. If you actually believe otherwise you should stay in /pol/.

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

the one from 2015? :^)

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

I thought "/pol/ is always right" meant it as in 'right-winged', not as "always correct".

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

So what you're saying is that /pol/ is the most trolled community on the internet.

Fitting, considering they worship deities created by ians (troll religion)

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

Basically, it's a troll clusterfuck. Holla Forums is "most trolly" after all.

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

Do this.

Easton Miller
Easton Miller

WHAT THE FUCK user FUCK OFF AHOW DO I IFIX THIS SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKER IT WONT TURN BACK ON POWER ERROR NOW

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

put windows disk in, reset pc keep pressing F8 until it give you an option to boot from disk. restore installation

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

he was never heard from again
This is just dissapointing, what a mediocre end to a great day in history. I was really hoping the kid was going to come back the next day trying to guilt trip showing off his bloody and bruised body. I hope his dad hurt him, like some PTSD creating beatings. Little shit ruined a computer because he was a gullible underage idiot, if he was my son he'd be lucky to be alive and have all of his organs functioning.

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

post porn on /nofap/

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

those arent trolls, those are memes

real trolling is playing the devils advocate in every situation

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

lel

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

Dang so I was the troll all along?

Aiden James
Aiden James

thanks for the insight. I know what I must do now.

Logan Bennett
Logan Bennett

what did you expect from a /leftypol/ newfag?

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

thats correct

Hudson Nelson
Hudson Nelson

Also classic trolling is pretending to ask a genuine question that is contentious. Your replies are guaranteed if you ask a question like, "Hey I heard the F35 is a great plane?" or "Whats the big deal about reddit, why all the hate?"

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

real trolling is playing the devils advocate in every situation

Close, but not exactly. Real trolling is playing devils advocate for the purpose of eliciting a response out of people. Your goal is to poke holes in their narrative to make them angry, that's trolling.

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

I used to know but I don't remember anymore

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

how do I troll? I wan;t to learn but…

Trolling is very simple, OP.
You start by going to Reddit, and spend a year or so there learning how to fit in and have conversations with the regulars there. Once you have established yourself as a well-respected Reddshithead, all you do is start posting the same sorts of things you post on Reddit at other websites. Congratulations, you are now trolling!!

The secret is that what Reddit considers to be intellectual conversation, the rest of the world considers to be deliberately rude and ignorant shit-talking…in other words, textbook trolling.

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